$$Cactustron$$

**The WWA Logo appears on fire with a riot scene as the backdrop**

**Background music "Suicide is painless" by Marilyn Manson.**

"Recent clips from previous shows are flickered on and off the screen. You see the uncensored and uneditted depiction of the brutal beating Latrisha took at the hands of William Sherman. You see the beating Ace Hart took at the hands of the RTA. You see the return of Stormcat. The image of Tim Harris walking into trhe backstage area of Shotgun is displayed. **

**Lights go out**

**The Arena bursts into a frenzy as the long awaited PPV is finally uopn us.**

**"Smack that Bitch up" by Prodigy plays; Blue, orange, and yellow pyro goes off, as yellow fireworks make a beeline to the 'Tron. The fireworks explode and the Tron's frame bursts into a smoldering box of fire! Then, the 'Tron shows life as the flames die down.**

**Image of CEO Advocate**

CEO: Welcome one and all to Retribution. The PPV that is long over due and one that we are very proud of. It is an unexpected night, alot of twists and turns; but one that will surely go down in the record books. So sit back, eat your popcorn, and drink your beer. Just hold on for dear life ...

**Cactustron fades**

** “Wiggy Wiggy” By S.P.M. Plays as a man wearing a black shirt with "Death Comes at Midnight" written on it, Black Cargo pants , black boots, And blue Okley sunglasses walks down to the ring. **

MC: Welcome fans to another Great WWA PPV.

SY: (gulp!) Yup! Mmmm ... a McDonalds Big and Tasty. Cole, Fuck the fans. And by the way where's in the blue flames of hell is my stylist? She what? She quit cause of my arrogance? Blah ... I tapped that ass and it wasn't all that! She thought it was like the best thing since sliced bread, but her flaps were so wide I could drive a Mack ... Oh we're on? Uhm ... Another boring ass PPV for the dillweeds known as fans.

DL: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDUELED FOR ONE FALL, MAKING HIS WAY TO RING, FROM WEATHERFORD, OKLAHOMA, WEIGHING IN AT 265 POUNDS, JJ MIDNIGHT!

** JJ gets into the Ring and smiles, pointing to a few audience members while patting his chest with his other hand , the Crowd boos at this Gloating. **

MC: What a Shameless Display….Ladies and Gentlemen this is Retribution , we are Starting off tonight with Dementia vs. that man , JJ Midnight.

SY: Hmm? I’m sorry were you talking? You Blend in perfectly with these stupid Fans.

** “Welcome Home” By Metallica plays as A man in white jump suit, similar to those found in mental wards walks down to the ring along with Nurse Molly and clutching his Stuffed Moose**

DL: AND HIS OPPONANT BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MS. MOLLY, FROM ATHENS, OHIO; WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS, DEMENTIA!

MC: Dementia a little Reluctant to get into the ring.

SY: You Dumb fuck, the audience doesn’t know what Reluctant Means! They’d be lucky to tie their shoes.

MC: Dementia seems to be talking to his Stuffed Moose.

SY: Did this Guy put the M in Moron? What Self Respecting Wrestler acts like that? He’s almost as bad as our Intercontinental Chump, Diamond.

MC: Dementia finally handing his Stuffed Moose to Ms. Molly and Made it into the ring.

**The Bell Rings **

MC: ….Dementia running to each turnbuckle and tapping each one, and now he’s celebrating, does he think he’s in a four corners match or something?

SY: M in Moron….

MC: JJ looks confused, I honestly don’t blame him. Dementia Is pointing and laughing at JJ now. JJ had enough and Starts Punching Dementia , Dementias just taking the hits still laughing. Dementia Punches Back, and he’s still laughing. JJ rolls out of the ring to avoid Dementia and collect his thoughts, he’s circling the ring as the Ref starting to count.

Ref: 1.…2.…3.…4.….5.…6.…7...

MC: JJ back in the Ring Dementia stopped laughing and is just staring at JJ, JJ is Calling for a Test of strength, Dementia looks to be accepting ….what the? Dementia just poked JJ’s nose and ran off again.

SY: What Kind of Crap is this? I want a match damn it!

MC: JJ is fuming now Sam, Finally he Caught Dementia, Irish Whip by JJ, into a Death Valley Driver. JJ Went for the pin but Dementia already got up from it.

SY: What the hell?

MC: I think JJ agrees with you, Dementia Claps like a little kid who’s proud of himself. JJ Whips Dementia off the ropes and went for a back Body drop, but Dementia Dropped down suddenly and gave JJ an Uppercut. JJ stumbles back, Dementia back to his feet. Dementia hits JJ in a Double Underhook Backbreaker and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: Kickout by Midnight. Dementia is up and he rolled out of the ring, he’s talking to our sound Guy.

** “Welcome Home” By Metallica plays again**

MC: Dementia Thinks He’s Won, Ms. Molly is talking to him telling him to get in there and finish the match. Dementia goes back in the ring. JJ is up and he’s pulled Brass Knuckles out of a pocket , Senior official Justice got the knuckles away from JJ and is getting them out of the match and didn’t see JJ pull out a second set of Brass Knuckles and hit Dementia in the head with them then putting them away. This isn’t Fusion, JJ can be disqualified for this.

SY: The Ref didn’t see it, Ass.

MC: JJ goes for a pin, Justice turned around and is counting.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: Dementia got the shoulder up, those Brass Knuckles got him bleeding, Both men up, Dementia put his hand to his head and sees he’s bleeding. Dementia looks Angry now and Hits JJ with a Clothesline. Dementia Going to the top rope Trying for a Diving Headbutt , but JJ Rolls out of the way. JJ up now and he’s now climbing to the top Rope And tries his own Diving Headbutt and Hits, JJ goes for a Cover.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: Dementia Kicks out.

SY: No!

MC: JJ gets up, so does Dementia, what’s it going to take to keep Dementia down?

SY: A Shotgun ought to do it!

MC: JJ saw Dementia getting up and Delivered a kick to the cut followed by a DDT. And he goes for the cover.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: Kickout by Dementia. JJ is looking Frustrated how is he going to put Dementia Away. Dementia back up and whips JJ off the ropes for another clothesline but JJ ducked it and hit’s the Midnight Drop! He goes for the Cover.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: Dementia gets the Shoulder up and Midnight can’t believe it.

SY: Neither can I , what the Hell!

MC: JJ’s up and Desperately stomping at Dementia. Dementia just caught JJ’s Leg, Dementia is back up and hits JJ with a Fisherman’s Suplex.

SY: What are you Doing Midnight, Stop the idiot!

MC: Dementia Whips JJ into the corner turnbuckle and hits JJ with a Splash. Dementia Going to the top rope and taking JJ up with him. Dementia picked JJ up and hit the Bed Rest. Dementia goes to Cover.

Ref: 1...2...3!

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, DEMENTIA!

SY: NO! Why do these fucking Morons always have to do so well?!

MC: Dementia just out wrestled Midnight.

SY: Fine As long as Diamond Doesn’t win his match, I can almost stand Dementia, at least he won’t deny being crazy.

MC: Well Anyway, what a good start to Retribution here on Pay-Per-View .

SY: What’s so good about It ….

**WWA Commercial**

Image of an old gym is shown...a dark figure can be seen, but no one you can recognize.

Flash of a wrestling move is shown, but just a tidbit.

Voice: The time is near. I am coming back. Did you forget me? Am I a just a forgotten memory?

(Another snipit of a wrestling move)

My departure was quick and painless, but my agony felt like an eternity.

(more moves, this time you can almost see who it is)

But this time, there is no stopping the Force of Nature, that will be going through the WWA, like me.

A STORM IS BREWING.....(Image of Chris Hartwig comes into view)

CH: AND MY DESTRUCTION BEGINS AT RETRIBUTION!

**End Commercial**

**The camera opens up inside the Blitz Arena, where all the fans are cheering for there favorite Wrestlers. Some are even holding up signs to let there family members know where they are sitting.**

MC: Looks like the fans are really happy tonight here, Yang.

SY: The Bloody fans are always gesh, when are they not?

MC: Anyway I think we are going to have a good match here coming up tonight. The HC Beast vs. Blue Thunder.

Yang: OOO Yea two newbies beating the shit out of each other woohoo.

Cole: I think they have potential.

**Then "No leaf" by Metallica hits the loud speaker and fans for Blue Thunder are on there feet cheering for him.

SY: Oh a newbie face. Looks like he is nothing to me but a chimp.

MC: Hey I would not say that he looks ready for his match tonight.

DL: Entering the ring at the height of 5'9" and the weight of 210 lbs. BLUE THUNDER.

**As Blue Thunder enters the ring "Rusty Cage" hits the loud speaker and The HC beast; Starts walking down the ramp with one hand in the air and his face looking down at the ground.**

SY: Oh, look at the neutral shity newbie.

MC: Man why do you put down on the new talent?

SY: Because mostly all the new talent sucks.

MC: I wouldn't go that far. The HC Beast has entered the ring and both him and Thunder stare each other down.

SY: And there's the bell. While you're at it, why don't you guys just kill each other so I don't have to deal with you again.

MC: thunder throws a haymaker at The best but he easily steps asid the attack, But gets hit by Thunders Back kick to the gut. Then Thunder just starts wailing on him. The Hc beast then blocks the punches and turns around and hits Thunder with a Neck breaker.

SY: Break his freakin neck ... com'on.

MC: But Thunder gets up and hits a standing drop kick to the Beast and knocking him down on his back. Thunder goes for a Spring board moon sault but the Beast moves out of the way jus tin time.

SY: I could have hit that everytime the Dumbass.

MC: The Beast picks up Thunder and hits him with a sit out power bomb.

SY: WOOOHOOO!! Look at the face get umtalated by the neutral DUDE.

MC: Thunder started the match off good but anymore mistakes might cost him the match.

SY: Yeah end the match. BLAH BLAH BLAH, Just break his filthy back and get it done and over with.

MC: Thunder hits Beast with an Elbow into the stomach of the HC Beast, Then Turns about and hits an outside cresent kick. Thunder then goes to the top rope and jumps out and nails a perfectly exicutided missle drop kick. Then Thunder goes for the cover.

Ref: 1… 2..

SY: Gesh why could the match just end there, it was fun for a while but it sucks big monkey balsl now.

MC: These guys have a lot of spunk.

SY: Yeah a little to much God damn it.

MC: The Beast gets up slowly and then jumps at Thunder and gets him into a cross Chicken wing, But Thunder stomps on the beast foot and elbows him in the face before the move can be put into full effect. And Thunder hits another outside cresent kick, but then the Beast hits a dragon screw into an ankle lock but, Thunder spins out of it and gets back up. The Beast knocks Thunder down then goes to the tope rope, and hits an elbow drop over the heart of Thunder. And goes for the pin.

Ref; 1… 2…

SY: No good rottin face why wont you just stay down.

MC: Because he has heart. Both athletes look exghausted. Thunder hits the ropes Springs back and hits the Beast with a flying close line.

SY: No, No, No, the face can't win this ... it can't.

MC: Thunder goes to the top rope. HOLY CRAP Thunder hits a double jump Spring board into a Flying body press for the cover.

Ref: 1…2…3.

SY: Not that impressive I can do that in my bloody sleep.

DL: And the winner of the match ... Blue Thunder!

SY: Stupid face, had to win the damn match. Damn it all to hell.

MC: I do belive they did give it there all ladies and gentle men. It just happened Thunder came out on top.

**Then the camera fades out as the fans cheer for Blue thunder over his entry music.***

**Segment**

**The camera goes to a scene earlier today. You see Superstar sleeping in bed. It is early morning. The alarm clock goes off, and Superstar slap at it till it goes off. Superstar sits up. He notices a lump in the sheets of his bed. Superstar pulls at the sheets and reveals a dead horse head. It also looks like the dead horse head was beaten.**

Superstar: Aahh, what the!? Ok, this is going a little far. I wonder how Sherman got this in here without waking me up. Maybe I don’t want to know. This could be a long day.

**Segment end.**

MC: Our Next Match is between Stormcat and Aaron Matthews.

SY: And to think, Aaron Matthews use to be cool, before he got his Fucking Tail!

** BRACE YOURSELF Lightning bolts hit the top of the ramp as Pyro goes off “Alive” by Godsmack plays on the sound System and Stormcat walks down the ramp and Slides into the ring.**

MC: There’s the Former Euro Champion Stormcat

** “Black Seeds of Vengeance” by Nile plays over the P.A. system and Green Pyro goes off on either side of the ramp. Aaron Matthews walks out to the ring and Stares down with Stormcat.**

SY: See what Bitches do to you if you don’t keep them in line

MC: Whatever Yang. This Match Starts off with Stormcat attacking Matthews with a hard right hand, Stormcat knows he needs fast momentum against a vet like Matthews. Matthews Stumbles back and Stormcat continues the assault with his series of right hands. Stormcat with a kick to the abdomen, Stormcat with a gut wrench suplex. Aaron Matthews quick back to his feet, but Stormcat gets the advantage with a kick to the stomach, an Irish whip into a big boot. Matthews is down and Stormcat starts stomping the life out of Matthews. Matthews fights back to his feet with Stormcat hammering away at his back of Aaron. Matthews Shoves Stormcat away, Stormcat charges back at Aaron Matthews, but Matthews Hit’s a reverse elbow smash driving Stormcat to the ground. Mathews brings Stormcat to his feet, and takes him down again with a huge head butt.

SY: After he met that Slut, that is the only way he is using his head.

MC: Stormcat is slowly getting back to his feet, Matthews with a hard kick to the abdomen, Matthews attacks with a knee to the face. Stormcat stumbles into the corner and Aaron Matthews Charges with an avalanche, Stormcat Side Steps, Matthews hit’s the corner hard, Stormcat off the ropes and hit’s a huge Lariat on Aaron Matthews, Matthews hit’s the mat hard and Stormcat tries to capitalize by going for the Indian Deathlock, Matthews is quick to get to the ropes, before pressure can be applied. Both men back to their Feet, Stormcat goes for a haymaker, but Matthews blocks the move and hit’s the Arm Breaker. Stormcat is holding his arm in pain, and Aaron Matthews goes for an arm wrench into a lariat. Matthews grabs the legs and hits what looks like a low Stomp, but he is telling the ref that it was to Stormcat’s Thigh. Stormcat getting back on his feet, it looks like Stormcat has put Matthews on his shoulders. Stormcat just hit Matthews with the Electric Chair Drop. Stormcat continues with an Ankle lock on Aaron Matthews. Matthews turns over and pushes Stormcat off. Stormcat quick on his feet, and Matthews is slowly getting up, and Stormcat hit’s a huge right to the face of Aaron Matthews. Stormcat now going for a vertical Suplex, but Matthews grounds himself and counters with a Suplex of his own. The match has been very back and foruth. I think both of these men have done their homework.

SY: No they didn’t that is why they are in this hell hole of a job, I don’t know What I did to deserve to be in here.

MC: Matthews bringing Stormcat to his feet for another Vertical Suplex, Stormcat with a few shots to the ribs, Stormcat goes to the Go Behind into a German Suplex pin.

Ref: 1...

MC: And a Kick out by Aaron Matthews. Stormcat to his feet, and brings Matthews to his feet, Stormcat with a whip, Stormcat goes for a back drop, but telegraphs the move, and Aaron Matthews kicks Stormcat in the face. Stormcat stands up and Matthews hit’s a sambo Suplex on Stormcat. Matthews goes for a pin.

Ref: 1...

MC: But Stormcat Kicks out of the pin. Matthews, brings Stormcat to his feet, Irish whip into a back body drop. Matthews goes for a rear chin lock, but Stormcat counters with a modified Jawjammer. Matthews stumbles against the corner. Stormcat on his feet, Stormcat mounts and hit’s a series of Punches on Aaron Matthews. Stormcat Whips Aaron Matthews into the other corner and Matthews stumbles out, Stormcat goes over and hit’s a huge Sidewalk Slam pin.

Ref: 1...2.

MC: And a Kickout. Stormcat brings Matthews to his feet, Stormcat going for a piledriver or Powerbomb, But Matthews counters with a back body drop. Matthews off the ropes, While Stormcat gets on his feet, Matthews with a Running Push like move, knocking Stormcat down. Stormcat rolls to his feet, Stormcat charges Matthews but Aaron Matthews catches him and hit’s a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Stormcat is reeling in pain, Matthews locks in the Head Vice. Stormcat counters with a series of hard rights to the face of Aaron Matthews. Both men are their feet, Aaron Matthews moves in on Stormcat and Stormcat hit’s a body slam. Stormcat with a fist drop to the face of Aaron Matthews, And Stormcat with a pin.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: and Matthews kicks out of the pin. Stormcat brings Aaron Matthews to his feet and hit’s the Stormplex (Simon Series). And goes to the top rope. Stormcat with a Hangover right across the neck of Matthews. Stormcat locks in the Cross arm bar. Matthews seems to be in pain.

SY: So AM I from watching this match.

MC: Matthews reaches in deep and fights his way out of it, Matthews with a series of punches to the face of Stormcat. Both men are slow to get back on their feet, Matthews gets the advantage with a series of hard right hands, Matthews with an Irish Whip into a Powerslam.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: And Stormcat Kicks out of the hold. Matthews off the ropes while Stormcat is Recovering, But Stormcat counters with a Stormcat Slam (Forwarding Slam).

Ref: 1...2..

MC: And a Kick out by Aaron Matthews. Stormcat lifting Matthews to his feet, and locking in a huge bear hug. Matthews starting to go out.

Ref: *Lifts the Arm* 1...

MC: It looks like Matthews might get betten by Stormcat here.

Ref: *Lifts arm again* 2...

MC: One more and Stormcat win’s Via Submission.

Ref: *Lifts Matthews arms, but Matthews keeps it up.**

MC: Matthews fighting out of the submission, Matthews counters with a Huge Ear Box. Stormcat let’s go of the hold and Matthews hit’s the Butterfly Suplex on Stormcat, It looks like Matthews is setting up for another one, Yes Aaron Matthews hit’s a second Butterfly Suplex, but this one with a release. Stormcat hit’s the mat hard. Stormcat on all fours Recovering and Matthews with a stiff soccer ball kick to the ribs of Stormcat. Stormcat goes down holding his ribs and Matthews locks in an Easter Stretch on Stormcat. Stormcat inches his way to the ropes until he manages to get his foot on the ropes. Matthews continuing the hold though.

Ref: 1...2...3...4...

MC: Matthews breaking the hold right before the 5 count. Matthews with a hard right to the face of the recovering Stormcat.

SY: At least we know he won’t get any uglier, that is why he wears the face pain after all.

MC: Sure. Matthews bringing Stormcat to his feet, Hanging him on the ropes, Matthews off the ropes with the Stun Gun. Stormcat is out on his feet, Matthews picks Stormcat up on his shoulders and hit’s the Widow maker.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: And Stormcat with a Kick out. Matthews looking Frustrated. Matthews brings Stormcat to his feet, it looks like he is going for his Modified Chokeslam he calls the Career Killer. Stormcat counters with an elbow to the side of the head. Matthews lets go and Turns right into a Huge DDT by Stormcat. Wait It looks Like Slash Stevens and Sherman are coming down to the ring. Are they coming down to help Matthews?

SY: No they are coming down to help me, End this match now, Please.

MC: They are attacking Matthews. Slash has him locked in The Screaming Demon. Sherman is reaching out to Stormcat, Is Stormcat joining the TCA?

SY: I sure as hell hope not.

MC: The Ref is calling for the bell, and Stormcat looks confused. Stormcat cautiously Reaches out and Sherman Puts him in the American Slam. Sherman and Slash are leaving the ring, with these two broken in half.

RA: Here is your Winner, by Disqualification…. Aaron Matthews.

**The camera goes to Superstars office. You see Superstar busily getting ready for the show. The door opens, and Cyclone and The Bull walk into the room in their non-wrestling attire.**

Cyclone: Hi S-Dubs.

Superstar: I told you to quit calling me that. I also told you that we speak English in this company, so knock it off.

Cyclone: Uuummm…Superstar.

Superstar: Yes, out with it. I don’t have all day. We have a PPV you know. I’m very busy.

Cyclone: Uuuumm, this is kind of embarrassing. Can we change and get ready for Retribution in your office?

Superstar: What? No, that’s what we have a locker room for. Even you know that. My office is for my office work. Not for changing into your ring attire, and warming up.

Cyclone: Yeah about warming up…

Superstar: Go on; go get ready in our locker room.

Cyclone: Well, TCA was in there, and…

Superstar: TCA, I didn’t bring you guys into the TCA to be intimidated by them. You guys are supposed to be the top guys fighting TCA. Not afraid of what they can do. Particularly what they do to our locker room. Here, I’ll go with you two to the locker room and show you guys that everything is ok. And why is Bull’s teeth chattering?

Cyclone: Yeah, about that…

Superstar: Nevermind. Lets go.

**Superstar, Cyclone, and The Bull leave Superstar’s office, and go to DWO’s locker room. You see that TCA has been spray painted onto the DWO’s locker room door. You also see the lettering for “I’ll show you…” on the door.**

Superstar: You are scared of this.

Cyclone: Well no. It’s just that…

Superstar: I don’t have time for this crap. Lets go in already.

**Superstar opens the door to the DWO locker room, and a blast of cold air comes out of the locker room.**

Superstar: What the?

**They all enter the locker room. The room in obviously very cold. You can see the DWO member’s breath in the room. The Bull slips on a piece of ice in the room and falls down. You see a giant air conditioner unit in the room that appears to be going at max. You also see slabs of meat that are hanging from chains from the ceiling.**

Superstar: Ok, this is odd. Never saw this coming.

Cyclone: Now you see why we wanted to change in your office. It’s like fifty below in here.

Superstar: Is that dead horse meat? Yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss. Sherman is taking this a little too far. Do you have anything to say Bull?

Bull: **teeth chattering**

Superstar: Will you say something for once?

Bull: **Teeth continue to chatter.**

Superstar: Ooookkkaaayyy. Haven’t you guys tried to turn the air conditioner off?

Cyclone: They broke the switch.

Superstar: Unplugged it?

Cyclone: They welded it to the socket.

Superstar: Anything else?

Cyclone: We think that Section 8 clogged up all the toilets.

Superstar: Perfect. And you guys couldn’t think of anything else besides bugging me?

Cyclone: You are the boss. Boss.

Superstar: I expect you guys to be able to do a couple of things by yourselves. Use your brains.

Cyclone: That hurts S-Dubs.

Superstar: Live with it. I have more important things to do right now.

Cyclone: More important then helping your friends in the DWO.

Superstar: I am doing DWO business.

Cyclone: Can we at least change in your locker room.

Superstar: No, I’m busy arranging a few things there. Here.

**Superstar tosses Cyclone a few.**

Cyclone: What’s this?

Superstar: The key to Andy’s old locker room. Though look out. We still think that the moose that mauled Andy is still in there. So be careful.

Cyclone: You are giving us a Canadian’s locker room? Is that even sanitary? I heard they didn’t even bother to clean up the blood in there.

Superstar: Live with it. It’s either Andy’s room, or our meat locker here.

**Superstar look at his watch.**

Superstar: Well I need to go. Good luck you two.

**Superstar begins to dash out of the room.**

Cyclone: Wait, wait, aren’t you even going to watch my back in my match against Kaden? Or in Bull’s match against Slash? Come on, you know TCA will try anything. Look at our locker room. You have anything to say Bull?

Bull: **Teeth chattering**

Cyclone: Didn’t think so. You need to work on your vocabulary man. Well, I guess we might as well look at the Canadian’s locker room. Anything has to be better then this ice box.

**The camera follows them as they leave the locker room. You can see that the back of the door to the DWO locker room has spray painted on it “…Beating a Dead Horse.”**