*The scene opens up in the parking lot where Slash Stevens is collecting the last of the cars for the Iron Circle Match. He has a clipboard and is not really paying attention. Suddenly a 1967 Cadillac with 20 inch rims rolls up next to him with hydraulics pumping and "Wild Out" by the Lox is pumping in the system. Slash Stevens turns around and his face goes almost white when he sees Cyclone.*

SS: What the hell do you want?

Cy: Well through all the confusion I never got a chance to give you this but hey you would know of all my troubles after all you were the cause.

SS: Oh yeah *smiling* How was jail?

Cy: How are your hubcaps?

SS: *smile disappears* Okay Jackass let's get this over with put it over there and get the hell out of here.

CY: Your going to have to show me.

SS: Right there is a sign.

CY: Right where?

SS: *under his breath* Stupid Puerto Rican probably can only read Spanish. *out loud* Okay I will stand right where you have to take it.

*Slash walks right to where Cyclone is supposed to take his car and then turns his back to car and points. Cyclone floors it and heads right for Slash, however Slash not trusting Cyclone at all hops out of the way as soon as he hears the gas pump. Just then Justin Voss the owner of AWF arrives on the scene.*

Justin Voss: Excuse me Cyclone would you like to join my… SMACK!!!!

*Cyclone nails Voss with the car and Voss goes straight over the windshield and lands about ten feet behind the car.*

Cyclone: Oh shit that wasn't Slash!!! Hey man are you okay.

*Justin gets up and brushes himself off.*

Justin Voss: Yeah I'm fine but I have to ask you if you want to…

Cyclone: Oh it's you, listen I'm not interested.

Justin Voss : Just hear me out, I know it's not cool to try to steal talent but I am an asshole so I do it anyway and…

*Cyclone annoyed slams it in reverse and runs over Voss again. He then pulls the car into the lot and the scene fades out to Justin Voss laying in the parking lot twitching.*

* The camera comes back from the backstage segment. The Pryo goes off in the Blitz Arena. *

**Camera Kicks on to Show Slash Stevens Standing outside the Impound lot and the bottom of the Camera says "Taken Earlier this week"**

Slash: I hope Section 8 gets back here soon.

**The Zone brothers walk up wheeling in a Black Turcel with the window busted.**

Slash: You got it, great.

DZ: yea, but getting it in gear was a problem

Slash: Thus the busted window

KZ: No actually, When I bent down to pick up a quarter my head went threw the windshield.

Slash: Why me?

KZ: it wasn't you it was me

Slash: Well how did you get it into neutral

DZ: We just pushes until it gave

Slash: Haha, just wheel it in there.

**About that time a Cadillac low riders come driving up. With Neurosis in the divers seat.**

N: Hey Slash, look what I can do.

**Neurosis Turns on the hydraulics and blows the front tires out of the Low rider"

Slash: Just drive Cyclones car in.

N: How did you know it was Cyclones

Slash: A low rider with Spinner Rims. Of course it is the Spicks.

N: Ok

**Neurosis drive the car into the lot.**

Slash: Man, how did I get Stuck with those Morons

**Suddenly the Batmobile Drives up.**

Slash: What kind of Fucking lame ass joke is this?

**The door opens and Ace Hart is sitting in the drivers Seat.**

Slash: What the hell is your problem

AH: I won it from Adam west in a Card game

Slash: You probably stacked the Deck

AH: I wouldn't do a thing like that

Slash: Yea right, so this is what you are donating?

AH: Yes. Take care of it

Slash: it is an Iron Circle match!

AH: good point, Oh well I have the original Love bug.

Slash: don't want to know that story, just drive it in.

**Ace Drives the Batmobile into the lot**

Slash: ZONES!

**The Zones come running out.**

DZ: Yea Slash.

Slash: I want his car to "Accidentally" Meet the compactor ok?

KD: Well let's hope that happens

Slash: I don't think you get it, you need to help it with that Accident

DZ: I don't follow?

Slash: Just drive the car into the Compactor

KZ: I get it now, you just want us to tell people it was an accident

**Slash nods, the Zones run off and Slash slaps his head.**

Slash: Ok who is next?

**A School bus comes driving up.**

Slash: Oh god, what now.

**The window opens and it is Kevin Smash.**

Slash: What the hell is this?

KS: Do you like my School bus.

Slash: Dear God, why me. Just put it in there

KS: Ok

Slash: What's Next.

**Latrisha Drives up in her Silver Bentley **

Slash: Just keep Driving, I don't even want to talk to you

**The Bentley drives by and a run down Tan Mercury Sable drives by.**

Slash: For Crying out loud Loki, Why on earth are you bringing That Piece of Shit in here

Loki: Because…. Oh look a sinner.

**Loki Dives over one of the Workers in the Impound lot.**

Slash: Damn it what the hell are you doing asshole

Loki: he was scum and needed to be cleansed.

Slash: I hope you know that you are cleaning that up

Loki: I did, I am cleaning up the scum of the world

Slash: No the Bloodspot you left in my lot.

Loki: The Bloodspot is from the Cleaning.

Slash: Just get a bucket and a mop

**The Scene end's there as the Camera fades to Black.**

MC: Welcome fans to the WWA Pay-Per-View, Aftermath! I'm Michael Cole and always at my side is…

* Sam Yang can be seen sleeping. *

MC: Sam? Sam!

SY: ZZZZ

MC: Sam wake up we are on a worldly televised Pay-Per-View.

SY: Cole why does it matter if I'm awake or not. I get paid regardless.

MC: What would your boss Superstar say to you?

SY: Fuck that old geezer I get paid by the real boss.

MC: Real boss?

SY: Yeah the real Superstar Slash Stevens. He's the only guy I answer to.

MC: How did I know you would jump ship to the heel flavor of the month.

SY: Flavor of the Month? You need to lay off the pole and realize without Slash the WWA isn't worth to two shits.

MC: Anyways tonight's first match is the four way two out of three fall dance.

SY: And you woke me for this shit? I'm going back to sleep.

MC: The first pinfall is rewarded the no.1 contendership for the Intercontinental Championship at Retribution once the first fall is rewarded the winner leaves the match. The last 3 contestants will face one another for the no. 1 contendership for the European Championship at Retribution. Two members from each show will be in this match.

* "Heroes From Our Past" by Dropkick Murphys hits the PA. *

MC: The first man to be in this match. The man simply known as Dublin.

SY: I mean really who doesn't have a first name that's almost as gay as Chris Hartwig.

* Dublin in his trademark green Notre Damn baseball cap with an orange, white, and green vertical striped sweater vest, black cargo shorts and black boots with clovers on the side. The light shines off his red hair as he climbs in the ring. *

MC: There is one wrestler for the match.

SY: I'm surprised he hasn't started to drink now.

MC: Sam that's a racist comment.

SY: Don't tell me my business whitey.

MC: Whitey?

*Kevin Smash walks out as a melody of everyone's else's entrance music. Smash walks down the entrance wearing his trademark Smash Inc. T-shirt, black wrestling pants with red, white, and blue flames running up the sides. short hair, no facial hair, black wrestling shoes. Smash climbs in the ring to a wave of boos. *

MC: The fans are not happy that Smash is out here tonight.

SY: Hey Cole you seen my wallet?

MC: No I haven't Sam.

SY: Knowing Smash he probably stole it.

* "Headstrong" by Trapt plays over the loud speakers as the only female wrestler in the WWA comes out to a huge pop. Latrisha comes out in her trademark white tank top and blue jeans. Latrisha makes her way down the entrance ramp and gives everyone that has their hands out high fives as she's running. She slides into the ring and sizes up Smash and Dublin. *

SY: Oh God not this slut.

MC: Sam she's a lady act like a gentleman.

SY: Hey at least she knew her place because she didn't have much to say about this match.

MC: Her and the WWA International Champion has had a weird relationship as of late.

SY: Yeah so does I and Advocate's mother.

MC: Sam that was uncalled for.

* The lights dim and "Ready to Run" by Audio Adrenaline hits. An explosion goes off beside the sides of the entry curtain. Instead of Pryo playing cards fire out of the stage and rain down onto the fans. The cards aren't the regular kind of playing cards the have the Wild Cards name and logos on them. Ace Hart walks out in his trademark black wrestling shorts with his logo on the side of them. He has his black duster and black maverick hat. The crowd gives the loudest pop so far. Ace Hart runs down to the ring and climbs in. He climbs the turnbuckle and raises his hand and makes the a motion for the gold around his waist. Ace takes off his attire and hands it to the ring girl. *

MC: Wow that was an impressive intro.

SY: Great he just wasted the boss's money on that little number.

MC: Ace Hart is a great talent and been a real crowd pleaser since he debuted on Shotgun a few months back.

SY: Then why did that put that piece of shit on Fusion. Everyone knows we are the better show Cole. You have to question the sexuality of a man that hangs around Diamond too long.

MC: The official for tonight's match is Danny Carr himself.

SY: Oh yippee we get a blind referee for the match. I might have to stay awake for this match.

MC: Like I stated before the number one contendership for the Intercontinental Championship and the European Championship. The wrestlers who score the wins will face the current respective Champions at Retribution for their titles.

SY: If there isn't any TCA members involved it won't be worth watching.

MC: Anyways there is the bell.

SY: Let's get this over with already.

MC: Ace shakes the hands of the Dublin and Latrisha. What a true sports man.

SY: More like what a kiss ass.

MC: Here comes Smash.

* BAMM! *

SY: Hahaha

MC: Ace just side stepped Smash charge and he hit Latrisha instead. She's really the underdog in this match.

SY: I think I'm starting to like Smash more and more everyday.

MC: Dublin and Ace are locked up. They are really going back and forth.

SY: Not the first time a member of the Wild Cards has locked up with another man.

MC: Dublin having the size advantage in this match up. He's really got the upper hand. Dublin with a split finger lock.

SY: Aww they are holding hands.

MC: Folks just ignore my partner.

SY: I have a better idea. How about you shut up Cole.

MC: Smash and Latrisha are trading a series of slaps in the corner. Didn't his mother teach him that you aren't suppose to hit a woman?

SY: Didn't you know Cole he doesn't have a mother.

MC: Back to Dublin and Ace. Dublin has Ace in a standing side headlock. Ace pushes off Dublin. Dublin sent to the roads. Dublin bounces off the ropes. Ace throws himself to the mat. Dublin with the step over.

*BAMM! *

SY: Smash just leveled that stupid ass drunk.

MC: I think Ace Hart is just as shocked as we are.

SY: I think Kevin Smash got a new mark.

MC: Latrisha seeing the door of opportunity, hits a Neckbreaker on Ace and gets the cover as Smash stomps the life out of Dublin. Latrisha with the cover.

DC: 1...2...

MC: No kick out.

SY: Well just goes to show you that Latrisha likes to be on top.

MC: I personally think she's a little upset about the comments that Ace said about her earlier.

SY: Hey if I was in Latrisha's shoes I would kick Ace's ass too.

MC: Sam you would kick your own grandmother's ass if it served your needs.

SY: Now Cole you have me all wrong. I would only hit her if she was really old too.

MC: Latrisha going for a clothesline. Ace ducks out of the way and wraps his arms around her from behind.

*BAMM! *

SY: What's this? Did Ace just hit a woman? What kind man attacks a woman when her back is turned?

MC: Sam why do I even bother.

SY: At least some of us are gentlemen.

MC: Ace Hart is going up top to hit Royal Flush. What's Smash doing? No don't do it Smash.

*BAMM! *

SY: Haha did you hear that loser hit the cement on the outside?

MC: I don't know what to say. Someone get the EMTs out here and have them check on the downed Ace Hart and Dublin in all my years I would have never thought that Kevin Smash would actually get head way in the match.

SY: Now this match is getting interesting.

MC: Only Latrisha and Kevin Smash are in the ring. A collar and tie lock up. They are going back and forth.

SY: Woohoo some real action.

MC: Someone kill me please. Latrisha wins the lock up and does the go behind.

SY: Hey that's not right.

MC: Latrisha applying a textbook hammerlock.

SY: Great this got boring again. MC: Latrisha calls for her trademark hammerlock suplex. Latrisha trying but Smash is just too heavy for her to pick him up.

SY: What a weakling.

MC: Smash counters with a snapmare. Smash applying the sleeper hold. Latrisha may be in trouble.

SY: Hey look she's in a position she is use to. On her back. Haha.

MC: Again folks at home I'm sorry about my partner. Carr is checking her to see if she wants to tap. She's shaking her head no.

SY: Come on just end the damn match already.

MC: I would hate to tell you Sam but even if one of these guys score the win the other 3 need to score the second win to end this match.

SY: Oh damn this thing will never end with this worthless talent.

MC: Back to the match please. Latrisha reaches for the ropes.

*The crowd pops. *

MC: Yes she got them Carr is telling Smash to break the hold.

SY: These fans are just a bunch of lambs.

MC: Latrisha is slowly climbing to her feet. Latrisha with a series of elbows. Latrisha whips Smash into the ropes. Here comes Smash. Latrisha with the leapfrog.

SY: Look Latrisha doing something she is use to. Spreading her legs.

MC: Someone cut his mic please. Latrisha catches Smash off the rebound. Scoop Slam.

*BAMM! *

SY: ...

MC: Finally someone listen to me. Latrisha goes up to the top rope. She's going for the "It" Factor. She jumps.

*BAMM! *

SY: ...

*Sam Yang gets up and moves over to the Canadian Announcers' Table. Yang grabs the headset and starts to talk. *

SY: Fucking Cole I'll fix your wagon. Not my fault Latrisha is a dirty whore who missed that spot.

MC: What my partner is talking about is Kevin Smash just rolled out of the way. Dublin and Ace Hart are getting back to their feet on the outside.

SY: Nothing like a mid-match nap.

MC: Dublin climbs in the ring. But no Ace grabs Dublin's leg and drags him back to the outside.

SY: Ace probably wanted to make out with him.

MC: Smash is going up to the top.

* Kevin Smash mouths on the top rope, "The Smash Factor" *

SY: Wow Kevin Smash being unoriginal. So who didn't see that coming.

MC: Carr is outside trying to get Hart and Dublin to get in the ring. Smash really needs to hit that move and stop gloating.

*The lights dim and a figure can be seen running down to the ring. The lights kick on. *

MC: Oh my God it's Aaron Matthews the leader of the TCA. What's he doing down here?

SY: Whatever the fuck he wants. He is the MAN.

MC: Actually the only WWA Superstar to have the gimmick the man was Stan Marshall, Superstar II.

SY: Hey Cole Shut Up.

MC: Aaron Matthews wraps his hand around the throat of Smash. No he can't be?

* BAMM! *

SY: Haha. Finally this match has gotten good. And the ref is too fucking blind to see it. Haha.

MC: Aaron Matthews just sent Kevin Smash to the match off that top rope with the Career Killer.

SY: Cole is just pissed because he's favorite wrestler got put out of business.

MC: I am no fan of Kevin Smash but he could have scored the win.

SY: Oh why don't you cry about it saddlebags.

MC: Matthews grabs the downed Latrisha and throws her on top of Smash. Matthews is exiting the ring. Carr sees the cover and starts the count.

DC: 1...2...3..!

DL: WINNER OF THE FIRST PINFALL AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER IS LATRISHA.