The crowd is in attendance and suddenly the CactusTron flickers with excitement ... a countdown has begun ...

5...4...3...2...1...

David Legend: WELCOME TO WWA'S FOURTH PPV ... ASSAULT!!!

Crowd bursts into a high pitch chorus of cheers! The pyros go off, and fireworks erupt from the stage area ...

"Sabatoge" plays and Micheal Cole walks out from the back. He starts to high five the fans as he makes his way down to the ringside area.

"My Plague" and Sam Yang walks out. He starts to flip everyone off, and actually punches a guy; who tried to touch him. Security comes out and grabs the fan.

Both announcers get to the table and put on their headsets.

MC: Welcome everyone LIVE TO BALTIMORE, MARYLAND! **cheap pop**

SY: STUPID EASTCOAST SKANKS! I HATE THIS PLACE! THE HOTEL SUCKS, THE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE ROTTEN CRABS. THE WOMEN HAVE CRABS! EVERYTHING IS WAY OVERPRICED ... INCLUDING BLOWJOBS!

MC: HEY! Anyway we have an exciting PPV, Six exciting matches. T-Bone and Darkside in the first. Big Pimp and Matt Black in the second. Scott Stone and Stevie Simmons third, X-Rated and Hammer in the fourth, the Finals of the JBM tourney ... which makes no sense, but okay. And finally the DWO versus B.O.D.

SY: Ahh yes, the downward spiral of a classic stable. The up-and-coming DWO will dominate this match.

MC: I truthfully don't think so.

SY: I do.

"Hells Bells" and Darkside walks out from the back. The crowd starts to throw objects at him. He flips the "bird" and gets in the ring.

MC: The people hate this guy.

SY: I do too, but I like his spunk.

"Mirrors Reflection" and T-Bone walks out ... the crowd rises to their feet and boo even louder.

MC: I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT THIS LOUD!

SY: WHAT?

MC: EXACTLY!

DL: This match is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit, and tap out only. The loser of this bout will be eliminated from the roster, and have to plead for his job back at the next PPV, in April.

MC: So, thats what Total Elimination is all about.

SY: Another CEO Advocate stip!

MC: I take it you don't trust the man.

SY: Would you?

T-Bone starts to stalk Darkside as DS's back is too him.

SY: Never turn your back to The BeasT!

SMASH!

MC: TERMINAL VELOCITY TO DARKSIDE! T-BONE STARTS TO PUNCH THE LOWER BACK OF DS. T-BONE PICKS UP DS. GORILLA PRESS SLAM! T-BONE IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL HERE! T-BONE PLACES HIS KNEE ON DS'S KIDNEYS ... REACHES FOR THE HEAD ... A MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH! DS IS LOOKING TO REACH THE ROPES ... T-BONE WRENCHES BACK FURTHER ... T-BONE SLIPS HIS HANDS TO THE WRISTS OF DS ... T-BONE LAYS DOWN WITH HIM ON TOP ... SURFBOARD! MY GOD ... T-BONE WITH CLASSIC MOVES! DS HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! DS IS SCREAMING! T-BONE LETS GO ... DS IS IN PAIN. T-BONE IS WORKING ON THAT BACK, LIKE A SURGEON.

SY: I'll say. I think DS will go down soon!

MC: T-Bone kneels down waiting for DS to get up ... DS is up ... X-ECUTION!

SY: YEAH THATS MY DAWG!

MC: T-BONE PICKS UP DS ... RIVER OF TEARS!

SY: HAHAHA! THIS IS FUNNY!

MC: DARKSIDE IS TAPPING!

David Legend: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... The Beast; T-BONE!

MC: That was a fast match ... I think the next one is coming right up.

SY: Gawd I hope so. I really don't wanna talk to you!

"Across the Nation" and the words DWO flash on the CactusTron. Big Pimp comes out to a smattering of boos! He gets in the ring and awaits his opponent.

"Back in Black" and C2 flashes on the CactusTron. The fans rise up and cheer for the Cutting Crew member Matthew Black.

MC: Wow, they really like this group.

SY: I have no idea why.

MC: Probably cause of Hunter!

SY: Who? Rigamortis?

David Legned: This is a one fall match ... anything goes. Thats what a Rookie Special is ... YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS BEHIND THE CORNER!

MC: Here we go! Pimp tried to go for a superkick already, but Black ducked and instead went for a dropkick to the leg of Pimp. He connects and Pimp goes down in a heap! Black picks up Pimp ... Backdrop on Pimp! Black again picks up Pimp ... but Pimp with a series of punches to the mid-section of Black. Kick to the stomach ... POWERBOMB WITH AUTHORITY! Thats looked like it was out of desparation! Pimp with the advantage, picks up Black ... SUPERKICK! AS BLACK IS FALLING PIMP ... IMMEDIATLY RUNS TO A CORNER ...

BASH!

SY: MY GOD!

MC: 540 SPLASH! PIMP WITH A COVER ... 1..2...NO! THE FIRST PINNING ATTEMPT TONIGHT! PIMP PICKS UP BLACK ... PIMP SWING, BUT NO BLACK REVERESES ... BLACK VORTEX! BLACK PICKS UP PIMP ...

MB: Come on Crowd!

SY: Awhh...god no!

Crowd: NO BULL CRAP!

BASH!

MC: NO BULL CRAP ON BIG PIMP! THE PIN! 1..2..3!

David Legend: And here is your winner ... One third of The Cutting Crew ... MATTHEW BLACK!!!