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*The cameras flicker on to show a packed Blitz Arena. The camera pans down to the announcers’ table. *
MC: I’m Michael Cole and announcing along side me tonight is none other than Sam Yang.
SY: Hey Cole why don’t you do the world a favor and go the way of the Advocate.
MC: Sam you are just bitter because you have no more friends in the WWA.
SY: No I’m bitter because I have to call jobber matches while that washed up has been and his yuppie sidekick get the main event.
MC: You might want to hold your tongue there Sam that washed up has been is your boss Prez Manson.
SY: Hey a leopard can’t change their spots.
MC: Fans I want to welcome you all to the first ever WWA Clash of the Champions tonight we have one hell of a card tonight. Let’s get to our first match. Ravenwolf versus Candido in this JBM Special tonight.
SY: Look it’s a bunch of never was trained by a washed up has been.
MC: What Sam is talking about is Ravenwolf the newest trainee of the great Superstar. And Sam Candido was here way before you were with the fearsome Triple Threat.
SY: Oh yeah. I’m so scared right now…of falling asleep.
* The lights dim “Next Episode” by Snoop Dog hits the PA. Candido comes out wearing a pair of sunglasses and a leather jacket. The fans are heating up. Candido climbs in the ring and waits for the arrival of Ravenwolf. *
MC: The fans really don’t like this guy.
SY: I don’t like you.
* The lights dim and green strode lights start to flicker. “How Does It Feel Now” by Love Spits Love (theme music for the TV show Charmed) plays over the loud speakers. A man dressed in a green cloak walks out from the entryway. Ravenwolf walks down to the ring very slowly with each step revealing the brown leather attire underneath his cloak. (Think Mankind attire but leather instead of spandex) Ravenwolf climbs in the ring and removes his cloak. *
MC: Looks like this match is about ready to start.
SY: If this is supposed to be the Clash of the Champions why is this jobber fest in the ring?
MC: Prez Manson, your boss, feels that the JBM talent should be more involved in WWA programming.
SY: Hey Cole you got something on your nose.
MC: My nose?
SY: Please someone ring the bell to end this train wreck of a match before it even starts.
MC: There is the bell. Both men locking up in the middle of the ring. They appear to be very evenly matched in this. But will Candido experience have a factor in this match?
SY: I’m not too concern about Candido in this match he’s already got it won I mean look who trained this cloaked queer.
MC: Sam you can’t say that on TV.
SY: Well I just did.
MC: Candido with an standing arm bar. Ravenwolf flips out of it into a hammerlock on Candido. Ravenwolf pushes Candido into the ropes. Candido grabbing the ropes. Throwing Ravenwolf right off. Any comments from you Sam?
SY: I’m not calling this match if you want to call it that.
MC: Ravenwolf is up and running. Candido with a hip toss, spending Ravenwolf right over the top and into the floor on the outside of the ring.
SY: Am so not cleaning that up. Wiccan Pancake.
MC: What a rookie mistake by Ravenwolf. Candido saw the opening and really showed the kid what this sport is about.
SY: What’s that no selling and over selling?
MC: No, seeing the openings and capitalizing. Ravenwolf is up and shaking it off. Candido reaching down and grabbing Ravenwolf by the head, pulling him up to the apron.
SY: Serves that long hippy right. Go get a haircut.
MC: Ravenwolf fighting back.
SY: Not very smart to fight on the outside of the ropes. He’s going to land on his head once again.
MC: Ravenwolf with a punch to the gut. Candido is really feeling that one. Ravenwolf jumping up and Oh my God just hit Candido with a Sunset Flip into a pin..1..2..No kick out by Candido. Looks like that move took a lot out of both superstars.
SY: Cole you say that about every move.
MC: Both superstars are up. Candido charging Ravenwolf. Ravenwolf with an arm drag. Candido bouncing back up. Another arm drag by Ravenwolf. Candido seems unphrased.
SY: What no comment about how powerful that move is?
MC: Candido is furious. Candido with a kick to the gut, picking Ravenwolf up and running. Holy hell, just hit Ravenwolf with a Running Sitout Powerbomb.
SY: I think that knocked Ravenwolf’s clothes back in style.
MC: Ref with the count 1..2..no a kick out. Ravenwolf barely got out of that one.
SY: Yeah I was really hoping this would be over already.
MC: Candido picking Ravenwolf up. Candido with an Irish Whip. Kick to the gut by Candido, appears to be going for another Powerbomb. But no Ravenwolf with a Hurricana. Ravenwolf holding the leg for the pin.
SY: Now that’s a position these guys are use too.
MC: 1..2…no kick out by Candido another close count. Both men are up once again. Ravenwolf with a clothesline. Candido ducking and gets behind Ravenwolf. Candido with a German Suplex with authority.
SY: I think this match is finally over. About fucking time.
MC: What is Candido doing? Why is he climbing the turnbuckle? Doesn’t he realize that Ravenwolf is getting up to his feet?
SY: Hey these JBM guys aren’t the quickest thing down the shoot.
MC: Candido going for a Missile Dropkick What is Ravenwolf doing? Oh my God. He’s doing the Goddess’s Blessing out of midair catching Candido. Did you hear the thunderous hit when they hit the mat?
SY: Oh I just thought that was your ass.
MC: Ravenwolf with the cover 1..2..3! Ravenwolf just won his rookie match. I can’t believe it such a hard fought on it was.
DL: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL…RAVENWOLF!
*Commercial for the new Slash Stevens CD is shown. *
MC: Welcome back and what an explosive show we have already, and that was just the first match. And our next match has two rookies, one from XGW and the other from the WWA, in Reverend KillJoy and The Godfather.
SY: You know I’m really starting to hate these XGW guys. Bryan Christopher and Advocate had no business bringing them over here to the WWA.
MC: Sam, sometimes you and I don’t agree on a lot of things, but that my friend, I understand completely.
SY: I’m not your friend Cole so shut it.
MC: Anyways folks, lets take it up to David Legend, who’s standing by in the ring, for the introductions.
DL: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall.
*Gospel version of "Find A little help from my friends" music blares and the crowd begins to boo. Out walks Reverend KillJoy.*
DL: Introducing first, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 200 lbs, this is Reverend Kill Joy.
RKJ walks into the ring, and immediately grabs the mic from Legends hand. As his music starts to fade, he starts to talk.
RKJ: My brothers and sisters let me start off by saying that God sees everything. You people need to see the light, for it’s not a party rotting in hell for all eternity. I am here to cleanse the souls of each and every one of you, and I’ll do it by starting with that mob wannabe Godfather.
*And Italian type mob music begins to play, and out walks this Godfather, with The Don.*
DL: And his opponent, from Little Italy, NY, being accompanied by “The Don”, weighing in at 255 lbs, this is the GODFATHER!
MC: The bell immediately rings and RKJ & GF lock up. The GF looks to be a bit more overpowering. He backs RKJ into a corner. He hits a knife edge chop, and a few in the crowd do their usual WHOOOOOO! sound. Another chop, and yet another more louder WHOOOOO! sound. GF whips RKJ into the opposite corner, and hits with a hard thud. His momentum carries him out of the corner, and GF hits RKJ with a massive clothesline.
SY: Wow, he dropped him like a bad habit.
MC: RKJ landed near the ropes, and now the Godfather backs up taking the ref with him. He’s deliberately distracting the ref, so that “The Don”, can have some fun. A few elbows to the neck area, and tosses RKJ back into the ring. And The GF goes towards the wounded RKJ.
SY: Serves him right!
MC: You know Sam, normally I would condone such actions, but tonight since The GF & Don are WWA, what the hell. Even though they are hired guns.
SY: Michael you’re a dumbass.
MC: Back to the action. GF picks up the hurt RKJ. He whips RKJ into the ropes, and a reversal by RKJ. GF goes off the ropes, ducks under a clothesline, but runs into a nice kick to the chin. RKJ goes for a pin. 1…2…kick out by GF.
MC: Whew that was a close one. RKJ picks up GF and immediately drops him with a snapmare suplex. RKJ now takes the offensive. He picks GF back up and nails a piledriver. He pins. 1…2…kick out by GF.
SY: That was almost it.
MC: RKJ picks up GF again, turns him around, and puts on a sleeper hold. GF starts to fade. The ref picks up the arm of the GF raises, and lets go. It falls to the ground. (1 yells the ref). He picks it up again, and again it drops to the ground. (2 yells the ref.) He picks it up for the last time, and lets go. This time the hand doesn’t fall all the way, and GF starts to gain his composure. He gets to his feet, gives three elbows and tosses RKJ into the ropes. RKJ comes off, and GF puts on a move, almost like the Cobra clutch. RKJ rushes to the ropes immediately, and the ref gets between RKJ and the GF to break the hold.
SY: Oh what a shot to the mouth of RKJ by The Don.
MC: You figured he’d be a factor in this match up. GF goes and picks up but RKJ gives GF a low blow. I don’t know if the ref saw it. He was busy trying to get The Don off the apron. RKJ picks up RKJ and nails a spinebuster. RKJ grabs the legs. Catapult, but right into the ref in the corner.
SY: Oh no, here we go now.
MC: GF and the ref are down. The Don slides into the ring, and looks to take RKJ’s head off, but RKJ ducks, and grabs The Don and gives him “The Devine Intervention”(Flatliner done by Kanyon). The Don rolls out of the ring. He stands theres waiting for godfather who starts to slowly regain. WAIT A MINUTE, theres a guy in the ring right behind RKJ. He grabs RKJ and picks him up, and nails a VERTIBREAKER on RKJ.
SY: OH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE THAT WAS. WHO IS THAT MAN?
MC: Sam, that’s NEO. He’s XGW, but why did he nail RKJ? Neo gets out of the ring, and walks backwards to the stage, and smirks as GF and the ref regain composure, and GF goes to pin. The ref counts slowly. 1…2…3…
DL: Here is your winner, The Godfather.
MC: Godfather picks up the victory, but with an assist from the returning NEO. Folks, when we come back, we’re going to try and get a word with NEO, if possible.
*Camera fades into a Commercial for the next WWA PPV. *
MC: We’re back, and Troy Patrick has caught up with Neo. Let’s see what he has to say. Troy.
TP: Thank you Michael, I am here with Neo who just made his return and cost a fellow XGW member the match. First of all Neo, welcome back, and secondly, why did you attack RKJ?
Neo: Why, you ask? Why not? That hypocrite deserved what he had coming. To stand there and say he is chosen by god to get rid of sin in the world. He just found out what “FREEDOMS FATE” is all about. You see RKJ, I’m the one who’s here to free the people. I’m the one who’s here to make things better. Your just a piece of trash, that’s in my way. And I intend to throw you away, just like all the trash. You say you’re here to help the people? Think again, the people don’t need help from you. The only thing the people want is me, NEO, the I’m leader of the free world. I’ll be watching RKJ, and when it’s all said and done, I’m going to show the people what you truly are.
TP: Ok Neo, but he’s XGW, so are you. Why attack a man in your group, when this whole invasion thing is going on.
Neo: Attack? Troy my boy, it was not an attack. It was a message to all of those who don’t see. Yeah, he may be XGW. But who said I was?
TP: Well Michael, there you have it. Back to you.
MC: Thanks Troy. Wow, Neo is really got some grudge on Reverend Kill Joy. You can see that the XGW is starting to crack a little. And what does he mean, who said he was in XGW. He is, or the last time I saw him he was.
SY: Michael, you defiantly don’t get it do ya. Never mind you jackass.
MC: Well, it’s time for our next match up, Carrie Sanders vs. Superstar II.
*“SWEET DREAMS” begins to blare as out walks Carrie Sanders. *
DL: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the XGW, weighing in at 190 lbs, she is one half of the WWA Tag Team Champions, CARRIE SANDERS.
* She walks down to the ring with her title around her waist, gets in and a chorus of boo’s hit. She doesn’t pay any attention to the crowd, hands a crewmember her title, and waits for her opponent. *
*“REPLICA” begins to play, and the crowd gets to their feet. Out walks Superstar II, Superstar’s protégé, with a look of concern, because he really doesn’t want to fight Carrie. *
DL: And his opponent, weighing in at 220 lbs, representing the JBM, SUPERSTAR II.
MC: It looks as if Ian doesn’t really want to fight Carrie.
* Just then “TEAR AWAY” blares.*
MC: What in the hell is HE doing out here?
* Dark Angel walks out, and gracefully walks down to ringside, and sits next to Sam.*
SY: He’s coming to sit with us. Welcome champ, what brings you out here?
MC: Yeah, what brings you out here?
DA: I don’t like your attitude Michael Cole. You better watch it. I’m out here to see my pet project at work. Now if you don’t mind Cole, shut your hole, or I’ll have you fired when the XGW takes over.
MC: Excuse me? Don’t count you chickens just yet CHAMP!
DA: Cole, you have NO idea what is about to happen tonight. Tonight is the birth of a new ERA. The XGW era.
MC: You mad, but if you’ll excuse me I have a reason to be out here.
* Carrie stands toe to toe with SSII. She looks up at him, but there is no tension on the look of him. Carrie seems to say something, and then lets loose with a right hand open SLAP. *
MC: OHH WHAT A SLAP BY SANDERS!
DA: If your not too careful Cole, I just may send here down here to do that to you.
MC: SSII now looks abit ticked off. He grabs her and tosses her hard into a corner. He goes to give her a clothesline, but Sanders does a drop toe hold, and SSII’s head bounces off the second turnbuckle.
SY: That’s gotta hurt.
DA: That a girl, show them why you were that title.
MC: Carrie picks up a stunned SSII, and jumps and does a standing Hurricaranna. She then climbs to the nearest top turnbuckle, and does a Matt Hardy leg drop on SSII’s head. She pins, 1...2...Kickout by SSII. That was close.
DA: Dammit that was a slow count. These officials are bias.
MC: Carrie picks up SSII while giving the ref an evil look. She grabs SSII and does a snap suplex. SSII sits upright and Carrie does a drop kick to the face. She pins. 1…2…kick out by SSII. Another close call. SSII is hanging on by a thread. Now Sanders is mad, and gets into the refs face. SSII staggers to his feet, and Sanders goes to whip him, but he reverses it, and does a nice back body drop, and Carrie flies in the air, and lands hard on her side. Both competitors are down.
DA: Get up kid, you can do it.
MC: The ref starts to count, and when he hits the 6 mark, both make it to their feet. SSII nails a huge clothesline, and Sanders goes down.
DA: ILLEGAL MOVE. He should be disqualified. But this ref is very bias. I swear I should teach him a lesson.
MC: Good, perhaps you should go invade the officials dressing room next.
* Sam snickers. *
DA: You think this is a JOKE? Mark my words Cole, you can look for a new job.
MC: SSII picks up Sanders, and hits a standing dropkick. Pins. 1…2…kick out by Sanders.
DA: That was a fast count. That’s it, I’m going to talk to this guy.
* DA gets up from the announce table and tries to get up on the apron, the ref holds him back, while SSII starts to call for his finisher, the STARSTRUCK. DA tosses in what looks like his XGW title, and SSII sees DA on the ropes, doesn’t see the title along with the ref. Sanders pick’s up the title and SSII goes to give DA the STARSTRUCK, but DA ducks, while holding on to the ref. SSII turns around and BAM, Sanders nails him with the title, and tosses it out of the ring. *
MC: Sanders with the title belt to SSII. She’s going up to the top rope, as the ref turns around. 450 splash and pin, 1…2…3…
DL: Here is your winner, Carrie Sanders.
MC: This is sickening Sam. Dark Angel came out here for one reason only, and that was to interfere. He saw that Sanders was about to get the STARSTRUCK, and he had to get involved. I hope that the XGW gets their asses handed to them tonight.
SY: Settle down Cole, or your gonna have a heart attack. We’ll be right back folks.
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