"Dragula" plays and Red and white PYRO EXPLODE! FIREWORKS SHOOT OFF!

MC: WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF WWA FUSION!

SY: You are so ambiguiously gay, Cole.

MC: Okay ladies and gentlemen let’s get our first match started then and it will be a rematch between Ace Hart and Kevin Smash.

SY: Oh great a sleep fest.

MC: Sam, can’t you ever start off a show postitive?

SY: Umm.. NO!!!

**"Superbeast" by Rob Zombie plays and out comes Kevin Smash ... on the Octatron shows a montage of Smash's matches.  He walks to the ring accompanied by Krista Grube and awaits his opponent.**

MC: Kevin Smash has been on a bit of a losing streak lately including one he dropped to his opponent Ace Hart a couple of weeks ago on Shotgun.

SY: Losing Streak? Has he ever been on a winning streak?

**  "Ready To Run" By Audio Adrenaline plays and out comes Ace Hart.  On the Octatron a big heart with an A inside is shown on the Octatron. **  

MC: Ace runs right into the ring and begins pummeling away at Kevin Smash. Ace goes for a side headlock but catches an elbow shot to the ribs instead. Smash runs against the ropes and knocks Ace down with a shoulderblock. Ace to his feet, Smash goes for another but Ace counters with a drop toe hold. He then locks in a bow and arrow submission and cranks it in on Smash.

Ref: Kevin Smash do you tap out?

SY: This match sucks already, Is it just me or is Smash getting fat and out of shape?

MC: It is just you! Kevin Smash is able to break the hold after about 20 seconds but Ace is now going to work on his ribs with a couple of stomps. Ace goes for a rolling thunder but Smash gets his knees up. Kevin Smash is really on the defensive already.

SY: Well you have to be when you spend half of the match on your back!

MC: I guess so but now Smash is hammering away with a series of right hands and a kick to the midsection. He hits a huge powerbomb on Ace Hart and finally starts to get some momentum. Smash now with a series of punches to the head of Ace Hart and he then drops a running elbow drop. Smash scoops up Ace and hits the Chainsaw.

Ref: 1..

MC: Quick kickout by Ace

SY: What a pathetic move! I swear Smash looks fat!!!

MC: Drop it Sam! Smash right back on the attack with a running forearm shot. Smash locks in the dragon sleeper after turning Ace Hart over. Ace is flailing his legs trying to get the ropes but Smash has it in the center of the ring. The referee checking on Ace. He raises his hand once and it falls. The second time and it falls again. He raises it the third time and he punches Smash right in the nose.

SY: Smash’s nose just got Smashes, I love it!!!

MC: Ace flips out of the dragon sleeper and runs off the ropes and dropkicks the still stunned Smash in the back of the head. Smash is slowly getting up but Ace is waiting on him. Smash nails the Russian Roulette on Smash and damn near takes his head off. Ace drops on top of Smash.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: Kickout by the overweight nit wit.

MC: Excuse my colleague he is a jackass. Ace goes right back on the attack with an legdrop and then he takes Smash’s head and slams it into the mat. Ace climbs the turnbuckle but Smash is too his feet. Ace goes for a tornado DDT in mid air!!! Smash counters with a Northern Lights release and both men are down.

SY: Holy Shit fucker that was brutal!!!

MC: Right, Now Ace is crawling back to his feet as is Kevin Smash. Smash turns him inside out with a huge clothesline. Kevin Smash then goes for the Texas Cloverleaf but Ace is immediately to the ropes. Smash now visibly frustrated pulls Ace away from the ropes and slams him on the mat. He scoops Ace up for another big powerbomb but a hurricanrana instead by Ace Hart. Ace now is up again and he goes for the Ante Up but Smash counters with the Smash Up (Ace’s Ante Up).

SY: Does he ever have an original move!

MC: Back to the match as Smash is now signaling for the Smashcutter.

SY: Another stolen move by the way.

MC: Ace pushes him into the ropes and attempts to roll him up but Smash holds on. Smash goes for a clothesline ducked and now Ace grabs Smash’s arm and nails the Ante Up. That is how it’s done. He picks Smash up and nails an F-U followed up by a springboard moonsault. Ace then locks in a rear chinlock on Kevin Smash and Smash maybe in trouble here.

SY: If it doesn’t work I am sure he will steal it anyway.

MC: Smash backs to a vertical base and now hammering away with elbow smashes. He has broken the hold and now is giving it to Ace with rights and lefts and then a dropkick takes him down. Ace back to his feet and a nice snap suplex by Kevin Smash. Smash drops a knee, no he missed and Ace with a springboard dropkick now. Followed up by a nice hurricanrana. Ace followed up with a clothesline but a nice go behind by Smash. He nails a SmashSlide..

SY: He is on a roll he stole the Ante Up and the Timeslide all in one night.

Ref: 1..2..thre...

MC: Smash drops an elbow and then locks in a choke hold. The ref makes him break the hold after a four count. Smash sets Ace up and now hits a sit-down piledriver. Smash is in control as he is going to go high risk now climbing the turnbuckle. This really isn’t Smash’s game and it shows as Ace rolls away from an attempted elbow drop. Ace whips Smash against the ropes and takes him out of the ring with a clothesline. Ace now sets up and a suicide dive through the ropes nails Kevin Smash.

SY: Real smart kill yourself and your opponent.

MC: Ace now in control out on the floor he scoops Smash up and drops him on the safety rail. Smash is holding his throat in pain as Ace stomps away at his head and back. Ace whips Smash into the ring steps and then repeatedly rams his head into them and Ace is really giving it to Kevin Smash here. Kevin Smash is bleeding from his head from those ringsteps. Now Ace picks Smash up and a shotgun on the Canadian Announce Table.

SY: Do you know what our good friends at the Canadian Announce Table are saying Cole.

MC: I have no clue Sam, I don’t speak Canadian. Anyway Ace now thrusts Smash straight into the ring apron stomach first and that will fracture a few ribs. A couple of well placed elbows to the ribs before Ace tosses Smash back into the ring. Ace now flips over the top rope and comes down in a moonsault. Ace grabs Smash and a snap suplex, Ace spins back to his feet with Smash, and hits a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: Smash kicked out, he has heart, too bad he has no talent.

MC: Ace takes down Smash with a dropkick and then follows up with a Lionsault. Ace grabs Smash’s legs and hooks in a Figure Four. The referee is checking Kevin Smash who is screaming in pain. Smash is trying to turn over the hold. He is able to and a few seconds after that Ace Hart breaks the hold. Ace goes back to work on the legs with a dragon screw. Now shades of a Hardcore legend as a spinning toe hold is applied. Smash quickly grabs the ropes and Ace breaks the hold. Smash back to his feet by leaning on the ropes. Ace is ready to attack but Smash was playing possum and kicks him in the midsection.

SY: This match is getting boring.

MC: Kevin Smash hits a double arm underhook suplex and holds his arms locked to apply a triangle choke. Before the referee comes to check Ace he powers out of the hold. Smash with a right hand, Ace with a right hands, and they are now trading blows. Smash gets the better of the exchange after an elbow to the head. Smash grabs the weary Ace and plants him into the ground with a DDT. Smash cracks a side headlock in and then takes time to taunt Ace Hart and invites him back to his feet. Smash charges Ace with a right hand, Ace ducks and uses his momentum for a backslide.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: Damn it will this match end already?

MC: A kickout by Smash as he gets up and tries for another right hand. Ace ducks again and this time it is a kick to the back followed by an inverted suplex by Ace Hart. Ace whips Smash into the ropes and a huge back body drop but perhaps too huge as Smash lands right on his feet. Ace however rectifies this mistake with a spinning heel kick. Ace locks in a STF but Smash is very close to the ropes and simple reaches out with his free hand. Ace has Smash trapped in the corner now but Smash drops to his knees and nails a low blow on Ace Hart. Smash sets Ace up on the turnbuckle and this will be a superplex. Ace returns the favor by low blowing Smash and knocking him off the turnbuckle. He falls in perfect position and Ace nails the Royal Flush and then goes for the cover.

Ref: 1..2..3!

MC: Your winner is Ace Hart

SY: The loser once again is Kevin Smash

MC: A great opener!

SY: God helps us if it doesn’t get better than this!!

**Segment**

The scene cuts back and its in front of some French doors with the nameplate ... CEO Advocate on it. The doors open and we see inside the office of CEO Advocate. Again, to the right are some Landis Leather Lounge Chairs with matching ottomans. In front of them is a wall of Plasma TV's. To the left is a mahogany meeting table with matching leather and wooden chairs, behind this is a Trophy case. Inside is the Cactus Josh Barbwire wrapped around a prostetic leg, Blaze Impala's World Championship belt, Franko's signed contract of the B.O.D., A pic of the debut of the xXx with the original Blitz's World Title Strap, and the TV Title that Superstar created. The camera switches to a "Behind the Boss" view and the French doors open.

SS: The hell do you want now?

CEO: I know, I know. We have never seen eye to eye, Jeff.

SS: Got that right, bastard.

CEO: But I really need to discuss something with you thats been troubling me.

SS: And what now? You can't find anymore Gay Midget porn on the 'net?

CEO: I am thinking of a roster split. You taking all the big guns to your show. And I keep the low card guys.

SS: What in the blue hades are you thinkin'? You remember the XGW dibaqoule? Do you honestly think this will work? I don't think so, Adam.

CEO: I'm trying to rectify my past mistakes, Supes.

SS: Don't call me that. Only my closest friends call me that, asshole.

CEO: I know I've screwed up, but I am trying to change. I am sorry about the NLW fiasco and the fact that when I opened this fed, I made you out to be my 'lackey'. I am TRULY sorry.

SS: I will NEVER trust you. You've screwed with me NUMEROUS TIMES! I'll never forget that, jackass.

CEO: Fine, I understand your anger, but what do you think?

SS: So, on my show I get Stone, Simmons, Rivers, and the TCA?

CEO: No, I keep Godfather, but yes.

SS: Tell me jackass. Why? Why ya doin' this AND RIGHT NOW?

CEO: I neglected them for too long, and you gave them the spotlight on Shotgun. And seeing as how Shotgun is doing better ratings than my own show ... Well that just can't happen.

SS: I knew it. Plus you ass ... Fusion was my show too, before you stole it. Are you related to the Canadian?

CEO: No, but I'm serious. I think it would be wise for us to do this right now, because I think when we merge back ... the company will be stronger!

SS: Fine. But remember ... screw up and I'm on you like a fly on shit.

CEO: I know, I won't let ya down.

SS: Better not.

CEO Advocate gets up and walks to the front of the desk .. Both shake hands, but Superstar doesn't let go ... STARSTRUCK!

SS: That's just in case you screw me over again AND for old times sake!

**End**

*"Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays and RTA’s William Anthony and Shane Williams walk out to the boos of the fans. They hold their arms up and red, white, and blue pyrotechnics go off. They walk to the ring and wait for their opponents. *

MC: The RTA’s brutal attack on Chris Hartwig a couple of weeks ago on Shotgun left him in the hospital for Wrestlefest.

SY: You always focus on the negative the RTA are great up and comers in the WWA

MC: It is easy to be an up and comer when you take out your competition after matches

**"Through the Wire" by Kayne West plays and Morbid and Killa walk out to a all right ovation. **

MC: This one certainly could be a show stealer.

SY: You have to be kidding a brutal mess with the rookies on the bad end is what I think.

MC: The bell hasn’t even rung yet and RTA begins it’s assault as William Anthony hops over the tope rope and takes down both men with a crossbody. He is now on the groud brutally pummeling away at Moribid while Shane Williams tosses Killa in the ring. The bell has rang now so I guess officially it will be Shane and Killa. Killa is making his debut here but is getting a rude reception by the RTA. The RTA has been brutal lately.

SY: You have to be brutal to win Cole.

MC: Shane tosses Killa into the ropes and he comes back with a spinning heel kick knocking Shane to the ground. Killa looks for a tag but Morbid is still down from the prematch beating so he instead kicks Shane in the midsection and hits an ax-kick. Killa picks Shane up and puts him on his shoulders and this looks like it will be E.O.L. (TKO) but Shane reverses into a swinging DDT. Killa back to his feet but Shane knocks him back down with a dropkick. Killa springs back his feet and gets dropped by a drop tor hold. Shane is one step ahead of the rookie Killa.

SY: He is embarrassing him, these guys have no business in the ring with the RTA.

MC: Shane tags in William Anthony and they put the boots to Killa in the corner. Anthony then hits a running dropkick right to the face of Killa who is slumped in the corner. Anthony now choking Killa against the ropes until the referee breaks it up. William grabs Killa’s arm and then walks the ropes and pulls a huge springboard armdrag on Killa send him flying across the ring. Anothony whips Killa into the ropes, blind tag to Morbid, and Anthony nails a nice hurricanrana on Killa. Morbid runs in with a thunderous spear on Anthony though. Morbid picks up Anthony and nails a tiger driver and the rookie team of Morbid and Killa is now in control.

SY: That won’t last very long I guarantee it.

MC: Morbid is going for the Morbid Horror (Falcon Arrow) but Anthony slips behind him and nails an inverted DDT. Anthony tags Williams and Shane comes in with a Missile dropkick. Anthony follows up with two quick elbow drops but Morbid rolls away from a third. Morbid charges Williams but catches an arm drag. Williams then takes time to slap Killa. Killa tries to enter but is stopped allowing Anothony to comes in and double team Morbid. A double piledriver and then a stomping you would expect from a street gang before Anthony is made to leave.

SY: Smart wrestling by the RTA.

MC: Looks more like cheap wrestling to me as Williams chokes Morbid in the RTA corner. The referee breaks Williams off but Anthony simply continues to chke him behind the referees back. Killa comes in but is cut off once again by the referee. This allows William Anthony to hit the Pimp Splash. Williams could have went for a cover but instead picks Morbid up for no reason before the ref can get a one. Killa can’t take it no more and rushes into the ring to help his partner. Williams sees this and knocks him down with a flying forearm. William Anthony grabs Killa from the ring apron. Anthony is going to suplex him to the outside. He uses the ropes as a spring and then Shane pushes his legs to highten the impact and Good God Killa just landed ribs first on the steel barrier.

SY: Killa just got killed.

MC: That is not funny, I heard his ribs crack from here. The paramedics are taken Killa away and it looks like Morbid is alone in this match from hear on out.

SY: He could barely hold his own in a tag match and now a handicapped match.

MC: The RTA are admiring their handy work as Morbid has recovered and knocks Anthony off the apron and then nails Williams with a spear. Morbid now locks in an Ankle lock. The referee checks on Williams who is writhing in pain. Williams is able to roll over and kick Morbid in the face. Morbid fired up by his partner’s injury is not very fazed as he grabs Williams and hits the Morbid Horror.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Broken up by William Anthony who then stomps away at Morbid. Shane Williams is up and he joins in the stomp fest. Anthony leaves the ring so Williams can officially tag him and a second double team sees a double elbow smash off of an Irish whip.

SY: That was anticlimactic. His partner may be dead you would think he would last longer than that.

MC: He isn’t done yet Sam because stranger things have happened but it does not look good as William Anthony hits a sit-down powerbomb on Morbid. William nows climbs to the top and nails the amazing 540 splash. He goes for the cover.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: He picked Morbid up!!!

SY: This is great they are toying with him.

MC: Anthony applies a cross face and really synchs it in but Morbid refuses to give up. This angers William who releases the hold and dropkicks Morbid right in the face. The RTA are now taunting the crowd who boo heavily but they have their back turned to Morbid who rises to his feet. Right hands for both Anthony and Williams and he knocks both down. A clothesline to Williams but Anthony attack him from behind and he lands throat first on the middle rope and stays there. William Anthony hits the Pimp Swing and then a cover.

Ref: 1..2..3!

MC: Cockiness almost cost the RTA this match.

SY: Shut up Cole they still won.

MC: Now after the match William Anthony has a chair and he is beating Morbid senseless. Come on this has to stop they injured Chris Hartwig, Killa, and now have their sights set on Morbid. They are nothing more than thugs I tell.

SY: This is great Morbid is busted open.

MC: Morbid has to be carried out of the ring on a stretcher as the RTA celebrate apparently proud of what they did.

**Special Report**

Entertainment Tonight's theme music blares and the opening credits roll. We see Mary Hart and Bob Goen sitting next to her.

MH: Hello to everyone. Today in Entertainment news ... The B-Rated movie star ... David Diamond is starring in a new movie ... a Spring Blockbuster called ... 'TCA VERSUS GODZILLA'

BG: That's right, Mary. We had our film cameras at the taping of this sure fire movie hit!

**The scene is in front of a mock NYC. The building are made of cardboard, and Diamond is siting in the actor's chair reading over his lines. As the camera focuses on Diamond you noticee the prank asian eyeglasses.**

DD: "OH NO .. ANOTHER TCA PUNKASS-U!" "Srash Stevens is a coming ... OH NO ... HE FALTED AND RIT THE GAS ... NOW HE'S BULNING DOWN ARR THA BUIRDINGS ... WHO'S GOING TO SAVE A US?"

**Diamond laughs and then notices the camera.**

DD: Hey everyone. I'm glad I invited you to the sneak peek of 'TCA vs. Godzilla', as you can see I'm not the star attraction. Its the great TCA(snickers) ... To give you some insight as to what to expect ... Let's just say ... This Big Lizard burns that retarded 80's rockers album collection ... he cries and runs off screaming ... "Mommy, Mommy the big bad lizard burned up my Warrent collection!" Then, this guy ... who will remain nameless ... walks out from the dust and says ... "I AM THE TANK!" he repeats it like twenty thousand times he gets kicked in the balls ... stands there drops his drawers and shows he doesnt have any. Then ... runs at the Big Lizard, trips over his own feet and knocks his own ass out! Then the Big Lizard just stands there not having done anything ... Then a voice from the great beyond is heard ... "HEY VINNY ... KICK IS MUTHAF'IN ASS, KAPICHESH?" "Yeah Boss." Then about twenty five italians run out ... get run over by Chevy Camaro's. Then, you hear ..."IF THEY CAN'T DO IT ... BETTER DO IT YOURSELF." And this Big, Oafish, Marlon Brando impersonator, who by the way is holding a box of Dunkin Donuts and has the spagetti sauce stain in the middle of his shirt, comes out. He moves forward then is arrested by Two FBI agents and one IRS agent. He gets escorted off and the Big Lizard just shrugs his shoulders. Then not to give away the ending, but this midget who's bald and has a noticable limp comes out. The Lizard looks down and laughs ... The midget then screams ... "I'M THE CAREER KILLER ... I'M THE CAREER KILLER!" ... Folks think of the Chicken Hawk from the old FogHorn LegHorn Looney Toons cartoon. The Lizard laughs again ... and ... well ... You'll have to see the movie. Believe me that last battle is setup by some boring, overhyped, and drawn out story-telling. Something you typically see from the group TCA.

**End**

**The camera pans back and you see the midget walk towards the set, trips on the camera wires and falls flat on his face. Diamond laughs so hard he falls out of his chair.**

David Legend: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall.

"Regulator" by Warren G & Nate Dogg begins to play.

First entering the arena weighting in at two hundred and thirty five pounds and coming from Philadelphia, Pennslyvania..CYCLONE!!!!!

* The pyros go off & Cyclone steps thought he curtains, He shakes hands with the fans for a minute before entering the ring. Once in he climbs up on the turnbuckle, raises his hands to the crowd.

David Legend: And his opponent.

"Alive" by Godsmack begins.

David Legend: Weighting in at approximately two-hundred and fifty three pounds hailing from parts unknown……STORMCAT!!!!

His pyro’s go off, and he too comes out slapping the hands of the fans, and slides into the ring and raises his hands for the crowds.

MC: First match of the night here as Cyclone will go one on one against Horde member Stormcate.

*DING, DING, DING MATCH STARTS.*

MC: Both men shake hands, then lock it up in the center of the ring. Stormcat applies a side head lock, but Cyclone takes him over with a hip toss into a head lock of his own. Stormcat gets to his feet and tries to kick Cyclone , but he moves and grabs Stormcats leg. Quickly Stormcat brings his other foot around, and hit’s an inverted Enziguri to the back of the head. A quick pin 1..2..Cyclone kicks out.

MC: Oh that was a close one. We could have had a quick match here.

MC: Storm gets to his feet, as Cyclone slowly gets to the ropes and makes his way to his feet. They start to circle the ring a bit and lock up again. Cyclone punches Stormcat, grabs him and tosses him into the rope and goes to give a boot to the face. Stormcat is down, and Cyclone goes for a quick pin. 1..2..Stormcat kicks out.

MC: Wow another close pin. This is turning out to be a pretty good match, huh Sam?

SY: Yeah, yeah, whatever Cole. Quick sucking up to those losers.

MC: Cyclone tosse Stormcat to the outside of the ring. He hops to the outside, picks up Stormcat and tosses him into the railing barricade as the referee starts counting. 1. Cyclone gets Stormcat, and again slings him and he hits the steel post. 2.. Stormcat hits the post hard and comes flying off.

MC: Cyclone picks him up and hits a DDT on the concrete floor.3..He then climbs up, standing on the apron and drops down with a leg drop across the neck. 4..He pulls Stormcat up by the hair and rolls him into the ring, he flows in and makes a cover. 1..2 no Stormcat with a kick out.

MC: Cyclone starts to get fustrated, and picks Cyclone up and tosses Stormcat and hits a spear. He makes another cover. 1..2.. Another kickout by Stormcat. Again Cyclone can't believe it, and looks at the ref, and puts three figners up to say that was three. The ref shakes his head and says 2.

MC: Cyclone is in control of this mathc, but he seems to be frustrated, and can't put the match away.

SY: Cole, you donkey dick. This match sucks balls. HURRY THE FUCK UP LOSERS!

MC: SAM, watch your mouth.

SY: Bite me, Bitch!

MC: Cyclone picks Stormcat up to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He comes back and Stormcat goes for a cross body, but Cyclonle front rolls underneath him, stands, turns as Stormcat gets up from the mat and hits a massive clothesline, taking Stormcat down. Cyclone gets to the corner, where he climbs the turnbuckle. . He turns around and nails an Asai Moonsault. He gets the cover. 1..2.. again a kick out by Stormcat.

MC: Cyclone once again picks up Stormcat and nails the PEFECT STORM (Impaler) He pins, but Stormcats feet are on the ropes and the ref calls to break the pin.

MC: Cyclone can’t believe it and gets up and goes over to the ref and starts to shove him a bit and complains. The ref tells him that if he touches him again, he’ll disqualify Cyclone. He turns, and Stormcat is up and kicks Cyclone in the guy, picks him up and hit’s the THUNDER BOMB.

Ref: 1...2...3!

*DING, DING, DING *

"Alive" begins to play.

David Legend: Here is your winner ...STORMCAT!!!

Stormcat’s hand is raised, and he goes to help up Cyclone. Both men look at each other, shake hands, and Cyclone leaves as Stormcat celebrates a few seconds longer and then heads to the back slapping the fans hands.

MC: What a great show of sportsmanship. Stormcat picks up the victory, on a costly mistake by Cyclone arguing with the referee, but still what a great match.

SY: Yeah, whatever Cole. Doofus had the match won. What‘s next on the agenda?

MC: As usual Sam, your not all there. Folks we’ll be right back after these words.

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