DL: The following match is scheduled for one fall.
"Immortal" by Adema begins to play as out through the curtain appears Loki.
DL: First, making his way down the ring, weighting in at 230 lbs, and from parts unknown, LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!
He makes his way to the ring as the crowd boo’s at Loki. All of a sudden, from out of nowhere, Bradley Denton comes out and nails Loki from behind. Loki goes down, and Denton picks him up and tosses him into the steel grating in the aisle. Loki hits hard and winces in pain. Denton picks him back up and tosses him back into another grating and again Loki is in pain. Knife edge chop, and a WHOOOOOOOO from the crowd is head. Another chop, and another WHOOOOOOOO.
The ref is trying to get order restored, but at no avail, Denton tries again to whip Loki into the steel grating, but Loki reverses it and tosses Denton into the ring. Loki picks up Denton and tosses him into the ring,. He slides in and the ref calls for the bell.
MC: This match is now official. Loki with a knee to Denton’s back. Loki picks up Denton, and tosses him into the ropes, and nails a massive clothesline.
Loki: How do you like that bitch.
MC: Loki talking trash as he picks up Denton again, punches at him, but Denton blocks a punch and gives one of his own. Loki with another punch, and again, another block by Denton, and another right, and another, followed by yet another right. Loki Is stunned, and Denton grabs him. Toss into the ropes, and a big boot to the face of Loki.
MC: Pin by Denton 1...2...kick out by Loki Denton grabs Loki by the hair, and picks him up. The ref gives a count, and Denton flips him off, gives Loki a few more rights, and Loki is backed up into a corner. Denton takes a few steps back to get a running start, but Loki moves, and Denton runs into the turnbuckle face first. Small package by Loki.
MC: Pin 1..2..kickout by Denton. Wow another close call. Both men are now to their feet, and they lock up again. Denton with an arm bar, and puts pressure on the shoulder. Loki is in pain, but manages to reverse it, do a flip and nail Denton with a DDT. Denton hit’s the mat hard, and rolls out of the ring.
Loki gets up and out of the ring as the ref starts to count. [1...] He picks Denton up and Irish whips him into the padded barrier at ringside. [2...]He’s down,[3...] and Loki goes to remove the padding on the floor. [4.] He looks to expose the concrete.[5...] He picks Denton up and signals to do a power bomb on the concrete.[6...] He goes to pick up, but Denton blocks it. [7...] He reverses it and Loki lands on his back.[8...]
MC: Oh what a reversal. He’ll be feeling that one in the morning. [9...] Denton slowly makes it to the ring to break the 10 count and rolls back out. The ref starts the count over. [1...] Denton picks up Loki, [2...]goes to toss him into the steel post, [3...]reversal, and Denton crashes face first into the ring post. [4...] Both men are down. [5.] They both slowly start to get up. [6...] Denton is bleeding profusely [7...]and Loki looks a mess. [8...] Both men get in at the count of 9.
MC: What an interesting match this is. Loki and Denton lock up again. This time, Loki with a leg scissors take down. Denton hit’s the mat hard. Quick pin, 1..2..kickout by Denton. Loki almost had that one. He picks up Denton, goes to toss him, but Denton stops in his tracks, turns and hit’s a short arm clothesline.
SY: These two individuals suck, lets get the next match going.
MC: Sam, shut up. Denton picks up Loki, signals something. He’s going for that verta breaker he call’s the X-Out. Wait a minute, Loki somehow flipped over, Denton turns, kick to mid section , and nails the Ragnarock Powerbomb. He pins, 1...2...3...
DL: Here is your winner, LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MC: What a hard fought match folks, we’ll be right back with our next match.
SY: It’s about time these jackasses are done. Someone bring me a soda.
**TV fades to a commercial**
WWA logo appears and fades away.
Voice: The time draws closer and closer to the end of it all.
**images of bloddied bodies and carnage ... As the camera pans around quick images of WWA Superstars fighting. It would be only a moment you'd see it, then nothing but the carnage again.
Voice: We know what happens in the moment, but what about ...
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**End Commercial**
MC: And we are back with another exciting match ...
SY: (yawn)
"Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains plays; Red Pyro shoots off, and on the Cactustron the words "Lord Of Chaos" appear.
Painiac and Destruction come from the back sporting matching black and red trunks ... they both get in the ring and await their opponents ...
"Seven Nation Army" plays and out comes the newly formed WILD CARDS! An Ace of spades and a King of Diamonds appears on the CactusTron ... Red fireworks and pyros go off with a black light coming from the light fixtures .. The both get in the ring and await the bell ...
**Ding Ding**
MC: Diamond starts it off with Destruction already in the ring ... rushing at Diamond ... Diamond turns around ..
BASH!
SY: Lucky.
MC: DIAMOND WITH A ELBOW TO DESTRUCTION'S FACE! DIAMOND PICKS UP DESTRUCTION ... TWO ELBOW SHIVERS ... KICK TO THE GUT ... SPRINGBOARD NECKBREAKER! DIAMOND WITH A TAG TO ACE HART!
SY: Great ... another jackass getting involved.
MC: Ace picks up Destruction ... Kick to the gut ... step behind ... Back suplex ... grabs Destuctions legs ... pushes him forward to a jackknife pin, but he picks him instead ... SITDOWN POWERBOMB! ACE NOW PICKS UP DESTRUCTION ... IRISHWHIP TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER ... ACE WITH A SPLASH ... THEN A LOW CRECENT KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE KNEE ... DESTRUCTION IS TRIPPED UP AND FALLS DOWN ... ACE NOW WITH ANOTHER IRISHWHIP TO THE OPPOSING CORNER ... SHOULDER TACKLE ... BACKDROP! ACE TAGS IN DIAMOND ... BOTH GRAB DESTRUCTION ... ROLLING THE DICE(Snake Eyes)!!!
SY: If I was in there ...
MC: You'd get your butt handed to you ... Back to the match ... Ace with a tag to Diamond .. Diamond is back in and lifts up Destruction ... and slams him into the corner ... but Destruction showing life fights back ... Lowblow kick to Diamond ... Destruction runs back and as he falls tags in Painiac ...
SY: Diamond is a piece of ....
MC: You can't say that! Painiac lifts up Diamond ... BACKBREAKER, BUT PAINIAC HOLDS ON ... A SECOND BACKBREAKER ... STILL HOLDING ON ... SAMOAN DROP! PAINIAC PICKS UP DIAMOND BY THE HAIR ... THE REF IS COUNTING ...
REF: 1..2..3..
MC: TAG TO DESTRUCTION ... PAINIAC IRISHWHIPS DIAMOND ...
REF: 1..2..
SY: BOOYAHHH!
MC: DIAMOND DUCKS PAINIAC'S CLOTHELINE, BUT IS MET BY DESTRUCTION WITH A ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Destruction picks up a dazed Diamond ... EUROPEAN UPPERCUT WITH AUTHORITY! THEN HE GRABS DIAMOND BY THE WAIST ... BEAR HUG! DIAMOND IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT, BUT DESTRUCTION HAS IT LOCKED IN ...
SY: THE HELL?
MC: Ace had enough ... he's in and dropkicks Destruction from behind ...
SY: No effect to my main man!
MC: DESTRUCTION SNICKERS ... TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM ... PAINIAC IS ON THE TOP ROPE AS THE REF IS DESTRACTED ...
SY: I don't see anything? What are you talking about?
MC: THE REF IS PUSHING ACE OUT OF THE RING ... PAINIAC WITH A KAMIKAZE HEADBUTT! THE REF TURNS AROUND ...
SY: YEAH ... DAMN ACE WITH THAT INTERFERANCE ...
MC: Are you BLIND MAN? DESTRUCTION WITH THE PIN ..1..2..NO! DESTRUCTION LOOKING INSENSED ... TURNS AND AS HE'S HOLDING ONTO DIAMONDS HEAD ... TAGS IN PAINIAC ... LEGALLY.
SY: Look Cole. If I knew what you were talking about I would agree with you, but me with my very OBJECTIVE eyes I saw no such thing your talking about.
MC: (under his breath)I'll give you an object ... ANYWAY ...
SY: WHAT WAS THAT?
MC: Painiac irishwhips Diamond to their corner ... Destruction holding Diamond ... The ref is counting ...
Ref: 1..2..
MC: PAINIAC WITH A SUPERKICK! DIAMOND COLLAPSES
Ref: 3..4..
MC: TAG TO DESTRUCTION ... PICKS UP DIAMOND ON HIS SHOULDERS ... SAMOAN DROP! TAG TO PAINIAC ... PAINIAC ON THE TOP ROPE AS DESTRUCTION HOLDS DOWN DIAMOND ... LEG DROP! PAINIAC WITH A FLOATOVER ...PIN .. 1..2..NO!
SY: Beat that f'ing nutcase LORDS!
MC: PAINIAC GRABS DIAMOND'S ARM ... SITDOWN ARMBAR! PAINIAC WRETCHES BACK ... THE REF IS ASKING DIAMOND ... PAINIAC REACHES BACK AND GRABDS DESTRUCTIONS HAND! THIS IS NOT FAIR!
SY: Cole, maybe I need glasses, cause I have no idea what your seeing!
MC: THE REF LOOKS UP AND PAINIAC LETS GO OF DEESTRUCTIONS HAND! THE REF IS ASKING, BUT PAINIAC IS SAYING NO!
SY: Of course he would, cause he has no idea what their all talking about!
MC: THE REF GOES BACK DOWN TO TALK TO DIAMOND ... AND AGAIN PAINIAC GRABS DESTRUCTIONS HAND ...
SY: Cole, are we looking at the same match?
MC: Apparently, no. THE REF CATCHES THEM! HE'S TELLING HIM TO LET GO OF THE HOLD! PAINIAC DOES, BUT I THINK THE DAMAGE IS DONE!
SY: HAHA ...good.
MC: Painiac tags in Destruction ... Destruction drops a knee to the crawling Diamond! Destruction now working on the damaged arm ... GRACIE ARMBAR! DESTRUCTION IS PULLING BACK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! DIAMOND IS SCREAMING!
SY: JUST GIVE UP!
MC: DESTRUCTION GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE LEVERAGE ...
SY: Cole, I need glasses? Correction ... YOU NEED THEM!
MC: THE REF IS ASKING DIAMOND ... ACE HAS HAD ENOUGH AND GETS IN! THE REF IS DESTRACTED AND MISSES PAINIAC ON THE TOP ROPES ... MOONSAULT! THE REF TURNS AROUND AND DIAMOND'S SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT ...1..2..NO! DIAMOND WITH HIS RIGHT SHOULDER ... DESTRUCTION STILL HOLDING ON ... AGAIN GRABS THE ROPES .... THE REF SEES IT THIS TIME AND ASKS FOR THE BREAK!
SY: DAMN ref is seeing things!
MC: DESTRUCTION IS UP AND TAGS IN PAINIAC ... PAINIAC PICKS UP DIAMOND ... IRISHWHIP INTO THEIR CORNER! PAINIAC WITH A BODY SPLASH ... THEN BULLDOG!
SY: I see the end ...
MC: PAINIAC PICKS UP DIAMOND ... KICK TO THE GUT ... HE LOCKS HIS ARMS UNDER DIAMOND'S BELLY ... PUMP-HANDLE ... NO! DIAMOND FLIPS OVER ... REVERSE NECKBREAKER(ala Rick Rude) ... FROM NOWHERE! Diamond on his knees crawls to his corner ... TAG!
SY: I think the ref didn't see it!
MC: YOUR RIGHT! DESTRUCTION RAN IN AND DISTRACTED THE REF! THE REF IS NOW LEADING ACE BACK TO HIS CORNER! DESTRUCTION SLAPS HIS HANDS TOGETHER! THE REF TURNS AND ACCEPTS THAT AS A TAG!
SY: They are smarter than they look, eh?
MC: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU CANADIAN! DESTRUCTION NOW IN ... PICKS DIAMONDS HEAD UP ... DIAMOND WITH A PUNCH TO THE GROIN! INSIDE CRADLE! 1..2..NO! DIAMOND LETS GO TAGS IN ACE!
SY: Dirty rotten bitches!
MC: ACE ON FIRE ... ONE KNOCK DOWN FOREARM TO DESTRUCTION ... A SECOND TO PAINIAC ... AND ANOTHER TO DESTRUCTION ... INVERTED ATOMIC DROP TO PAINIAC ... A DROPKICK TO DESTRUCTION! RUNNING BULLDOG TO PAINIAC! ACE TURNS AROUND ... BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO A DOWNED DESTRUCTION! CHOPBLOCK TO PAINIAC! ACE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE NOW ... LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPES ... ROYAL FLUSH TO PAINIAC! RUSSIAN ROULETTE TO DESTRUCTION! DIAMOND IS UP ...
SY: May I ask a serious question?
MC: SURE ... BUT HURRY!
SY: WHO'S LEGAL?
MC: GOOD QUESTION ... DIAMOND CUTTER TO PAINIAC! ACE SLAPS DIAMOND ON THE BACK ... I THINK THEIR CALLING FOR IT ...
SY: Calling what?
MS: THE PERFECT HAND(Ace with his Ante Up: inverted STO and Diamond with his Diamond cutter at the same time)! PIN BY ACE ON DESTRUCTION ..1..2..3!
DL: AND HERE ARE YOU WINNERS ... THE WILD CARDS!
**squeak**
SY: THA F*&*?
MC: Its Nibbles ... hey buddy!
Nibbles: Squeek, squeaky, squeekles.
SY: The hell is that rat saying?
MC: He called you an a$$*&^%!
SY: WHY THAT LITTLE ...!
**Sound of Yang tripping**
HUH?
**Sound of a head colliding with an edge of a desk!**
BASH!
UMPH!
MC: Well folks, my prayers have been answered ... Sam Yang tripped on the cords and knocked himself out ... no wait ... his shoelaces were tied ... Did you do that, Nibbles?
Nibbles: SQUEEK!
MC: Thought so. Thank you.
**Commercial**
A time of a change is upon us in the WWA. The roster is constantly changing and the up and comers are looking for a chance to shine and to counter act that CEO Advocate has decided to separate the WWA talent in to two different shows. Let the carnage begin ...
**Footage of Joey Rivers hitting William Sherman with a sledgehammer. Superstar nails the Starstruck on Slash Stevens. Andy Almedia rolls up Aaron Matthews. Hunter and Scott Stone are face to face in the ring and the footage then fades out to Stevie Simmons dancing in the center of the ring.**
The veteran old school feel of WWA Shotgun ruled by the DWO: New Breed and the TCA.
**Footage of Stormcat hitting the Thunderbomb. Cyclone springboarding off the ropes to drill a dropkick. Diamond, Ace Hart and Nibbles standing in the center of the ring. The Godfather smoking a cigar. Loki setting the crowd ablaze. The Hartwigs in a series of moves with the RTA. The footage fades out to Kevin Smash stealing numerous finishers.**
The fast paced, high flying craziness of WWA Fusion with features the best up and comers the WWA has to offer.
With all this action we could only to one thing ... Jam pack it all in to one very mean video game!!!
WWA Fusion 2: Separation Anxiety!!! The exciting follow up to BLOOD, SWEAT, AND DEFIANCE
Relive the feuds of WWA old as a Shotgun Superstar, create a WWA legend with an up and comer from Fusion, or create your own wrestler and cause mayhem. Fight through exciting cross show rivalries that come to a head at insane PPVs. Survive Advocate’s insane matches. Try to stop the Tank, try your hand against the Wild cards, see if you can beat the Superstar, see if you have more groove than the King of Swing.
WWA Fusion: Separation Anxiety with all new moves, updated rosters including the legends of the JBM and true to life finishers and trademarks moves. Brought to you by THQ and remember two shows means twice as much chaos. Available anywhere videogames are sold. Rate M for Mature. Contains violence, profanity and Sam Yang, may not be suitable for children under 13.
**End Commercial**
MC: Welcome back as Bradley Denton and Daredevil takes on Executioner & Dark Angel.
"I Disappear" by Metallica begins to play.
David Legend: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following match up is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from parts Unknown, weighting in at a combined weight of 525 lbs. DARK ANGEL & EXECUTIONER.
MC: It’s been a while since we’ve seen these two on WWA television. They were once proud members of the XGW. And if I’m not mistaken, Dark Angel was the fall guy for the failed invasion.
SY: Yeah, yeah, yeah Cole. He got shafted by Superstar, and you know it. It was only out of Advocates gracious heart did he let these two have a match tonight.
MC: Quit sucking up. They got what they deserve, and I don’t know if they deserve to be here. But that’s not my decision is it.
(ADAM DO YOU INTRO FOR WALKER & DAREDEVIL HERE)
MC: All 4 members are in the ring, and staring each other down. DD and Exo. And Walker and DA. DA & Exo attack their opponents. DA taking Walker to the mat with a spear, and Exo kicking Devil in the gut, then nailing a massive power bomb. Devil rolls out of the ring and onto the floor in pain. The ref gets to Exo and pushes him towards his corner where he stands to the outside. He motions to ring the bell.
MC: Finally, the match starts. Angel picks up Walker and Irish whips him into the corner with massive force, and Walker falls down hard. He picks up Walker and hit’s a shortarm clothesline. He tags in Exo, and he immediately picks up the stunned Walker, and gives an European uppercut, and Walker goes back down.
MC: Wow, what teamwork by these two. Now Angel gets in as Walker tries to reach for his unmanned corner, but Angel stops him, picks him up and gives Walker a twisting armbar. Walker winces in pain, and the ref goes to see if he gives. He shakes no, and Angel tightens some more, and then nails the back of Walker’s head, and he goes down to the mat.
MC: Walker is slowly getting to his feet, and up to the corner. He cheers on Devil. Angel goes over, and cheap shots Walker. Duncan tries to get in to the ring, but the ref won’t let him. Exo and Angel quickly double team Devil, as Angel slaps his hands, making a tag sound, and getting into his corner.
MC: Exo works on Devil, and goes for the exposed arm. Arm bar lock on the mat by Exo. Devil is in pain, but still doesn’t submit.
SY: I’m impressed by these two. Advocate should give them a permanent spot on this Fusion Roster. They’re dominating this match.
MC: Exo gets up and nails a leg drop on the arm of Devil. He picks up the hurt Devil and tosses him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline from hell, but Devil ducks, comes off the other ropes, and hit’s a flying forearm. Both men are down.
MC: Perhaps a momentum change here, as the ref starts to count. [1...2...3...Exo starts to move and so does Devil ...4...5] Both men are up and tag in their partners. Walker clotheslines Angel, who gets back up, and gets anther clothesline. Exo gets in and gets a clothesline for his troubles. He rolls out of the ring, and Walker picks up Angel.
MC: Walker punches Angel repeatedly. He double underhook faceslams Angel
hard to the Mat. He pins (1...2...kickout by Angel). Walker executes the German suplex on Angel. The force sends Angel to ringside. The ref starts the count (.1) (..2) Angel gets up as Walker comes outside. Daredevil comes down, and Exo tries to get involved, but the ref stops him. Major double team by Walker and Daredevil, and then they roll Angel into the ring.
MC: Walker tags in Devil, and puts Angel in an arm grapevine submission. Devil picks up Angel and trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but Angel reverse it, and goes for a small package. But Devil immediately kicks out. Devil grabs Angel and immediatly applies an elbow submission hold. The ref is looking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Exo comes in and breaks the hold. . Angel is back on his feet. Devil tags in Walker, who tosses Angel into the ropes. Angel ducks, and stops quickly and super kicks Walker. Both men are down, and the ref again starts to count.
MC: Walker gets to his feet first, and picks up Angel. He tosses Angel into the ropes, and nails a boot to the face. He goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout by Angel. Oh so close by Walker. He picks up DA again, and hit’s a pump handle slam. He pins again. 1..2.. Exo with the break of the count.
MC: The ref tells Exo to get back to his corner, and Walker drags Angel to his corner, and tags in Devil. Devil nails a leg drop on Angel’s head. He goes to Exo, and knocks a cheap shot to him. Exo is pissed, heads towards the announce table, and pushes Sam, and grabs his chair.
SY: Hey you stupid Mother [tv edit]. Bring my chair back bitch!
Devil tags in Walker, who sees Exo slide the chair into the ring, and gets on the ropes, as the ref goes to stop him. Walker gets the chair, and Angel staggers to his feet. He goes to swing at Angel who ducks, and almost hits Devil. He stops in his tracks, turns, and Angel nails a super kick to Walkers face. The momentum force pushes Walker into Devil who is hit by the chair, and lands out of the ring.
MC: Exo still has the ref distracted, and Angel picks up the chair, and as walker gets up, and chair shot to the head. He tosses the chair out of the ring, and it hits Devil who’s still laying on the floor.
MC: They’re gonna pick up the victory those cheating bastards.
SY: What the hell is your problem, my chair still in use. This [tv edit]ing sucks.
MC: Angel pins, as the Exo gets back to his corner, and the ref counts (1..2...Walker with the foot on the rope). Angel is pissed. He starts cursing at the ref, then goes and tags in Exo. Exo picks up Walker, tosses him into the ropes, and Exo hit’s the clothesline from hell. A pin (1..2..kick out).
MC: WOW, another kickout by Walker. He picks up walker and Signals for the Final Verdict. Just then a bloodied Devil slides into the ring with the chair, and Exo drops Walker, and walks towards a corner. Angel tries to get in but the ref holds him back. Devil walks toward Exo who’s cornered, and raises the chair.
MC: HIT HIM. DO IT. Walker staggers up and walks toward Devil, and tells Devil to nail him. Devil smirks at Exo, shrugs, and swings, and hit WALKER! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? Devil just hit his partner.
He grins at Exo, turns and walks toward his corner.
MC: Exo quickly covers Walker, who’s laid out. The ref sees this and counts 1...2...3...
DL: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAM OF EXECUTIONER AND DARK ANGEL.
Exo and Angel quickly get out of the ring to embrace their victory, as Devil lays the chair down, and picks up Walker. DAREDEVIL DRIVER on the chair.
MC: This man is sick. What caused him to do that. Why did Devil turn on his partner. He’s going to have to answer these questions soon.
The camera fades with Devil standing over Walker Duncan with the chair in one hand raised over his head.
**Commercial**
The scene opens with the screen black ... a sound of drippingf water is echoed ... the slowly you see a sliver of light ... then is grows brighter and wider ... Now its the shape of the cresent moon ... then its all the way open ... The camera scrolls to the left and you see a hooded man standing there.
Voice: LAZERUS ... ARISE AND COME OUT!
The man walks forward ... and then the camera is outside ... as the man steps out; the screen goes black ...
Then, you hear ... LAZERUS, LAZERUS, LAZERUS! ...
On the screen ...
LAZERUS'S RETURN ... only on ... WWA!
**End Commercial**
MC: Next we will have The "WWA European Champion" Stormcat teaming up with Cyclone to face Godfather and an opponent of Advocate’s choosing. We still don’t know who it is.
SY: Damn Advocate trying to screw over the TCA AGAIN!
**The lights go dim and "Regulator" by Warren G begins to blast throughout the arena. Green and blue pyro blast off in the shape of a cyclone as Cyclone walks out from behind the curtain to a huge pop. He enters the ring and awaits his partner.**
SY: They say they are on the same page but they come out separately.
**"Alive" by Godsmack begins to play. His pyro goes off and he makes his way to the ring also to a huge pop wearing his WWA European Title. He enters the ring and shakes hands with Cyclone as they await their opponents.**
MC: Well the moment of truth is upon who will this mystery partner be.
**"New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra plays over the P.A. System and Godfather walks down with his patented Armani suit on. He enters the ring and tell the people in attendance tonight to stick it.**
MC: Godfather is sitting in the ring waiting for the announcement of his 'mystery partner'...
**The CactusTron then shows an image of CEO Advocate sitting in his office.**
Advocate: Well Godfather, I have kept you waiting long enough, your mystery partner will be ... KEVIN SMASH!!!! Good luck and try to get along.
**The CactusTron once again goes blank.**
SY: Smash that is like a death sentence.
MC: Well I guess Cyclone and Stormcat’s team chemistry is fine compared to these two.
**Superbeast" by Rob Zombie plays and out comes Kevin Smash ... on the Octatron shows a montage of Smash's matches. He walks to the ring accompanied by Krista Grube and then he enters it and tries to shake GF’s hand but GF ignores him. **
MC: The match starts off Cyclone against Smash. Cyclone catches Smash by surprise with a standing sidekick. Smash back to his feet but gets taken right back down with a falling front kick. Smash now back to his feet holding his jaw. Smash goes for a clothesline but it is ducked and Cyclone nails a springboard dropkick. Smash falls straight into his corner and tags in GF. Cyclone tries to give him a warm welcome with a hurracanrana but instead a huge powerbomb by Godfather. GF is now punching away at Cyclone’s head. Godfather waits Cyclone out and hits a running clothesline. Godfather with an impressive show of strength presses Cyclone over his head.
SY: Look at that the TCA is unstoppable.
MC: Cyclone is able to wiggle out and GF turns around to be met by a spin kick to the face. He then tosses GF so that his neck lands between the one and second ropes. Cyclone tags in Stormcat and then hits a guillotine legdrop on GF. Stormcat picks Godfather up and puts the big man on his shoulders and then hits a Death Valley Driver. Stormcat now climbs to the top rope and goes for a Harlem Hangover. He misses as GF rolls away. GF picks Stormcat up and strangles him in a huge bearhug. However Cyclone re-enters the ring and dropkicks GF in the back of the leg. Stormcat falls on top of GF.
Ref: 1..2..
MC: Kickout by Godfather and a heads up move by Cyclone and now his teammate Stormcat is back in control. Stormcat now with a series a right hands to GF. GF regains control with a poke to the eyes and tags in Kevin Smash. Smash comes in with a head of steam and catches a big boot from Stormcat. Stormcat nails Smash with a World’s strongest slam and then tags in Cyclone. Cyclone ascends the turnbuckle and hits a frog splash. Cyclone is calling for the Cyclonic Effect but GF enters the ring and clotheslines Cyclone. The ref didn’t see this and Stormcat complains which only allows a double team. GF whips Cyclone into the ropes and a double clothesline takes Cyclone down. Smash then nails the Smashcutter and then goes for the pin.
Ref: 1..2..
SY: WOW Smash almost won a match. See Cole the greatness of the TCA even rubs off on Smash.
MC: Cyclone is far from done as he comes back with a kick combo only to have his last kick ducked by Smash. Smash now hits a huge piledriver on Cyclone. Smash hits the Smashbolt (Stormcat’s Thunderbolt) before he tags GF back in. GF now we a sharpshooter to Cyclone. Cyclone is reeling and screaming in pain. He is able to get to the ropes but only after about 30 seconds in the hold. Godfather scoops up the recovering Cyclone into the Tombstone Piledriver. GF is viciously stomping away at Cyclone in his corner as Stormcat is forced to watch on. GF grabs Cyclone and nails the Kiss of Death and then goes for the cover!
SY: This one is in the books ladies and gentlemen
Ref: 1..2..
MC: No Stormcat breaks it up or it would have surely been over. Stormcat now is able to hit the Thunderbolt before he is made to leave the ring and both men are now down. GF is able to crawl to the corner first and Kevin Smash cuts off Cyclone from making the tag. Smash with a Northern Lights release suplex on Cyclone. Smash now setting up Cyclone in the far corner and he hits a superplex. Smash stomping away at Cyclone he then drags him to the center of the ring. Smash sets Cyclone up and goes for the Perfect Smash (Cyclone’s Perfect Storm) but it is reversed into a German Suplex. Kevin Smash just learned that many people can reverse their own finishers.
SY: He was just lucky that’s all.
MC: You know Sam your opinion of Smash sure has changed seeing as he is tagging with Godfather.
SY: No I just dislike Cyclone and Stormcat more than I dislike Smash that is all you. Mind you own business you fucking reject.
MC: Cyclone is finally able to tag in Stormcat who has got a head of steam. He takes Smash down. He then takes down GF who enters the ring. Cyclone takes himself and GF out of the ring with a last effort spinning heel kick. Stormcat picking up Smash and a lowblow by Kevin Smash. Smash off the ropes and a beautiful swinging neckbreaker. Smash hits a leg drop and then applies an arm wrench. Kevin Smash sets up Stormcat and nails the Three Stages of Hell! He goes for the pin.
Ref: 1..2..3..
MC: No it was broken up out of nowhere by Cyclone just in time. Cyclone returns the favor to Stormcat and now he is going to work on Kevin Smash. GF is back in the mix going at it with Stormcat. GF hits a Samoan drop as he is now being considered the legal man. GF locks in the Gangstas Tears on Stormcat. Stormcat is fighting but he is very far from the ropes. GF is now grabbing the ropes for leverage behind the Ref’s back. Stormcat is screaming as Cyclone kicks GF’s hands away from the ropes from the apron. That gives Stormcat the opportunity to turn the hold over. GF immediately grabs the ropes forcing the break. Stormcat hits the Thunderbomb out of nowhere but is unable to make the cover.
SY: What a bum he can’t even finish his business and this man is our European Champion?
MC: Both men are able to make the tag to the fresh man. Cyclone comes in with a spinning heel kick ducked by Smash. Cyclone springs back to his feets and leap frogs Smash, who then picks Cyclone up but Cyclone with a dropkick to the chest. Cyclone charges, arm drag by Smash. Back and forth it goes. Smash swings for the fences with a right hands and misses T-bone suplex by Cyclone. Cyclone springs off the ropes and hits a corssbody block on Smash.
Ref: 1..2..
MC: Kick out by Kevin Smash. Cyclone tags in Stormcat and then whips Smash off the ropes. Big Boot by Stormcat ... no Smash ducks and Stormcat hit Cyclone!!! Stormcat turns around toe kick and Kiss of Smash!!! (Godfather’s Kiss of Death) GF doesn’t appreciate his move being ripped off by Smash and he enters and give Smash a huge shove.
SY: Man Smash you were doing so good you had to go and screw it up.
MC: GF and Smash are right in each other’s faces and now Cyclone and Stormcat are up. Stormcat tosses GF out of the ring and Cyclone nails the Cyclonic Effect on Kevin Smash. Stormcat goes for the cover.
Ref: 1..2..3..
David Legend: Here are your winners the team of Cyclone and Stormcat.
MC: Stormcat is now in the ring celebrating and he offers his hand out to Cyclone. However Cyclone who is still holding his jaw from that big boot refuses and leaves the ring.
**Just then the lights go dim and a spotlight appears on Kevin Smash**
Voice: Kevin, Kevin, when are you going to come home? Can’t you see that we can help each other?
**The CactusTron then switches on and Hunter is shown**
MC: My God it’s Hunter!!!
Hunter: You know Kevin, you always impressed me even in Stone's TAD. Technicially you were never fired from the TAD and we would love to have you back. Come home Kevin Smash and once again you can go on a path of destruction.
Smash: Okay Hunter I will join you because after all Smash Inc. was built by the American Dream and it will once again follow it!
MC: I can’t believe Kevin Smash has joined the new TAD
SY: I am finally beginning to like this guy!!!
**Commercial**
**Commercial opens to a record store where 3 kids are looking at albums in the record store. All of a sudden, "The Real Superstar" Slash Stevens walks up to the kids.**
SSS: Hey, Monkeys, what you doing listening to that shit music. Spineshank!? Cyanide rocks better than that.
Kid 1: Spineshank rocks, I know the now missing Joey Rivers agreed.
SSS: Rivers?!, that overrated motherfucker? He doesn’t know anything about good music, like mine. Now come here kiddies.
**"The Real Superstar" Slash Stevens drags the kids to a secluded room, where Cyanide’s 'Not for Sissies' is playing.**
SSS: This is music, not that crap out there.
Kid 2: Hey, this is actually good.
Kid 3: What? Are you nuts, he sucks.
SSS: What did you say Monkey?
Kid 3: I said it sucks on ice.
**"The Real Superstar" Slash Stevens takes the kid, and does the Opening Act to him and takes his unconscious body and drops it on the floor.**
SSS: Does either one of you monkeys want to get rocked, just like him?
Kid 2: No, the music is great, better than Spineshank.
Kid 1: No way man, it’s terrible.
**"The Real Superstar" Slash Stevens then takes a Bass Guitar and does The Bass Riff to him. He then applies the Screaming Demon to the kid until you hear a snap.**
SSS: You can go, kiddy. Remember, you need to get Cyanide’s 'Not for Sissies', featuring the new single 'A Toxin on Society"
**Slash then lets the kid go from the room.**
Kid 2: Man, he’s a fucking moron. His music is terrible, worse than anything I ever heard.
**Then a Bass Guitar is swung and breaks over the kid’s head, causing his skull to bust open.**
SSS: That’s for lying about my music. My music is the greatest thing ever, monkey.
**Then "The Real Superstar" Slash Stevens leaves the record store as the commercial ends.**
**End Commercial**
MC: We’re back, and this is it, ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event this week for Fusion.
SY: I hope it isn’t like the shit fest the other matches were.
**All of a sudden, "Across The Nation" by The Union Underground plays over the P.A. System and the Hartwig brothers, Chris and Jason, come out from behind the curtain, enter the ring, and taunt for the fans. The fans sheers in approval for the DWO.**
DL: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 530 lbs. Chris and Jason Hartwig, the DWO!
MC: And what a crowd reaction for the DWO tonight.
**Then "Master of Puppets" by Metalica plays over the P.A. System and William Anthony and Shane Williams come out to the jeers of the fans. As the enter the ring, a few objects get thrown at them.**
DL: And making their way to the ring, Shane Williams and William Anthony, the RTA.
MC: The fans have no love for these two here tonight.
SY: Good, no one should have respect for anyone in there, they all suck.
MC: Anyway, The Hartwigs are talking over who should enter then ring, but Shane does A DIVING SPEAR TO JASON, THE REF FORCES CHRIS TO LEAVE THE RING, WILLIAM IS ALREADY OUTSIDE THE ROPES. NOW SHANE DOES A WHIP TO JASON, FOLLOWED BY A CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE DOWN THE DEGERATE. SHANE WITH AN ELBOW DROP, BUT JASON DODGES AND SHANE SLAMS ONTO THE GROUND.
SY: Jason, who gives to men very generously, in many ways.
MC: NOW JASON PICKES UP SHANE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE DWO CORNER. NOW JASON DOES A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE INTO SHANE, BUT HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG. NOW JASON WITH THE ADVANTAGE, POPS WILLIAM, WHO IS IN THE CORNER, BUT IS MET WITH A FEW STIFF PUNCHES BY SHANE. NOW SHANE DELIVERS A BACKBREAKER TO JASON. SHANE NOW PICKES UP JASON, WHIPS HIM INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE. SHANE NOW TAGS IN WILLIAM ANTHONY. WILLIAM ANTHONY NOW PICKS UP JASON, BUT JASON IS ABLE TO KICK WILLIAM IN THE GUT. JASON NOW DELIVERS A TREMENDOUS DDT.
Ref: 1..2..3..
SY: Also, Jason does takes gifts from the back door is the package is big enough.
Ref: 4..5...
MC: AND BOTH MEN GET UP, AND THEN THEY EXCHANGE RIGHT HANDS. NOW JASON KICKS WILLIAM, WHIPS INTO, AND GOES INTO A BACK BODY DROP. NOW JASON GOES TO HIS CORNER AND TAGS IN CHRIS. CHRIS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND, OUCH, A DROPDICK BY WILLIAM ANTHONY. NOW ANTHONY HEADS OUT OF THE RING AND, HEY GIVE THAT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WILLIAM ANTHONY TOOK MY CHAIR AND IS TRYING TO GET IS PAST THE REF, WHO IS DISTRACTED BY SHANE.
SY: Better you than me, motherfucker.
MC: CHRIS GETS UP, BUT WILLIAM ANTHONY PELTS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR. THE REF SOULD CALL A DISQUALIFICATION, BUT SHANE HAD HIM DISTRACTED. NOW WILLIAM THROWS OUT THE EDVIDENCE AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON CHRIS.
Ref: 1..2..
MC: AND THE BLODDIED CHRIS GETS UP IN TIME. NOW WILLIAM GETS CHRIS UP AND GETS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, BUT CHRIS BACK BODY CROPS WILLIAM OUT OF IT AND INTO AN UNOTHIDOX PIN.
Ref: 1..2..
SY: Chris, who prefers the company of men, gets up instead of holding the pin.
MC: NOW CHRIS WHIPS WILLIAM INTO THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A BIG BOOT. NOW RAYNE, I MEAN CHRIS, BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, BUT SHANE THROWS THE REF INTO RAYNE, KNOCKING OUT THE REFEREE IN THIS MATCH. NOW SHANE GETS IN ILLEGALLY AND STARTS TO POUND ON CHRIS. NOW SHANE GETS CHARIS AND POWEBOMBS HIM OUT OF THE RING. NOW JASON HELPS THE SITUATION BY KNOCKING SHANE OUT OF THE RING. NOW WILLIAM IS UP AND GETS JASON UP FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT JASON COUNTERS IT INTO A HURRICARANA OUT OF THE RING. ALL OF THE MEN OUTSIDE GET UP, AND JASON, RISKING HIS OWN HEALTH, DELIVERS AN ASAI MOONSAULT TO ALL OF THE MEN OUTSIDE, INCLUDING CHRIS.
SY: Jason, who’s favorite bird is the Swallow.
MC: ANYWAY, NOW JASON PICKS UP SHANE AND PUNDS HIM ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, NOW BOTH MEN ARE ON TOP OF IT AND JASON IS POUNDING ON SHANE. CHRIS IS NOW GETTING UP, AND PULLS UP WILLIAM ANTHONY. CHRIS, GETS HIS HAND AROUND WILLIAM’S THROAT, AND TRIES TO CHOKESLAM HIN THROUGH THE CANADIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT COUNTERS IT INTO CHRIS’ OWN CROSSFACE ON HIM. JASON, MEANWHILE HAS SHANE IN POSITION, AND DELIVERS A DEVISTATING PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE.
SY: Chris and Jason, who’s idea jobs are both manhole inspectors.
MC: WELL, SHANE IS OUT OF IT, AND IS THROWN INTO THE RING, FOLLOWED BY JASON SLIDING BENNETH THE ROPES. THE REF IS NOW UP, AND IS BEING TOLD BY JASON THAT A TAG WAS MADE ON BOTH SIDES. JASON, NOW WITH A FW JUMPING ELBOW DROPS TO SHANE AS CHARIS GETS OUT OF THE HOLD OUTSIDE THE RING. CHRIS IS STAGGERING UP, AND WILLIAM ANTHONY TRIES FOR A SUPERKICK, AND GETS ALL OF IT ON CHRIS. NOW HE THROWS CHRIS ON THE TABLE AND GOES TO THE APRON. IS HE CRAZY? WILLIAM ANTHONY IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IS SHOVED OFF BY JASON ONTO CHRIS AND BOTH GO THROUGH THE TABLE. I’VE GOT TO BELIVE THAT IT WAS A ACCIDENT THAT CHRIS TOOK THE BRUNT OF THAT, JUDING BY THE LOOK ON JASON’S FACE. NOW SHANE GETS UP AND ROLLS UP JASON.
Ref: 1..2..
MC: AND JASON KICKS OUT. NOW SHANE WHIPS JASON, AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES HIMSELF, THEY BOTH CLOTHESLINE EACH OTHER. THEY BOTH ARE DOWN.
Ref: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..
MC: AND THEY BOTH GET UP. NOW JASON THROWS SHANE OUT OF THE RING. NOW JASON GETS OUT AGAIN AND IS MET BY WILLIAM ANTHONY FROM BEHIND. THEY GO FOR A DOUBLE SUPLEX, BUT CHRIS BAIRLY GETS UP AND KICKS THE LEG OF SHANE. NOW SHANE ISFORCED TO LET GO AND JASON, IN RETURN, DOES A SUPLEX TO WILLIAM ANTHONY ONTO THE RING STEPS. THE REF IS TELLING JASON NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN. NOW BOTH MEMBERS OF THE DWO THROW SHANE INTO THE RING, AND JASON GETS IN TOO. CHRIS, BLODDY AND ALL, GETS UP ON THE APRON AND DOES AN ELBOW DROP TO THE DOWNED SHANE.
SY: Did you know that Chris’ car can’t go over 68 MPH?
MC: ANYWAY, CHRIS IS GETTING UP AS JASON TURNS ROUND WILLIAM ANTHONY AND DOES A REVERSE DDT. JASON WITH THE TAG TO CHRIS AND CHRIS GETS ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHANE WILLIAMS GETS UP, BUT STILL IS GROGGY. NOW BOTH HARTWIGS WITH HIGH RISK MOVES, JASON WITH A DIVING PLANCHA AND CHRIS WITH A TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP. BOTH MEN ARE LYING ON THE GROUND AGAIN.
Ref: 1..2..3..4..5..
MC: AND BOTH MEN ARE PULLING THEMSELVES UP WITH THE ROPES AND JASON DOES A HEAD SCISSORS TO SHANE.
SY: He car can’t go over since at 69, he blows a rod. Oops, sorry, only smart people get it.
MC: Yea, very funny. NOW CHRIS GETS UP, AND SO DOES WILLIAM. NOW CHARIS, WITH A TOMBSTONE TO WILLIAM ANTHONY. CHRIS WITH THE PIN.
Ref: 1..2..
MC: AND SHANE PULLS ON CHRIS’ FOOT. NOW BOTH MEMBERS OF THE DWO ARE ATTACKING ON SHANE. WILLIAM, HOWEVER, GETS OUT OF THE RING AND PUTS JASON INTO A REVERSE DDT. NOW HE RUNS AND DOES A CLOTHESLINE TAKEDOWN TO CHRIS. HE GETS CHRIS BACK INTO THE RING AND DELIVERS A SITOUT POWERBOMB TO CHRIS. BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT ARE PULLING THEMSELVES UP SLOWLY FROM THAT MANEUVER. SHANE GETS CHRIS UP, AND POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE BARRACADE. I DON’T THINK JASON CAN GET UP FROM THAT ONE. NOW SHANE GETS CHRIS’ HED BETWEEN THE ROPES, AND WILLIAM ANTHONY DELIVERS A PIMP SWING TO CHRIS. NOW SHANE GETS IN AS WELL, AND DOES A SPLASH TO THE DOWNED CHRISTOPHER HARTWIG. CHRIS MAY BE OUT OF IT, BUT WILLIAM ANTHONY ISN’T DONE YET. THE SO CALLED ANT MAN JUMES TO THE TOP ROPE, AND GOES FOR A PIMP SPLASH, BUT CHRIS GETS HIS FOOT UP AND WILLIAM ANTHONY IS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS MOUTH FROM THAT COUNTER. NOW SHANE PICKS HIM, BUT CHRIS MEETS HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE GUT. NOW CHRIS GETS SHANE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND DOES THE STORM WARNING, FROM HIS DAYS AS RAYNE. CHRIS NOW WITH THE PIN.
Ref: 1..2..3..
DL: Your winners, Chris and Jason Hartwig, the Degenerate World Order.
MC: And an hard fought victory for the Hartwigs.
**Chris goes outside the ring, along with the ref, and go help Jason. The ref hold the Hartwig’s hands up in victory, but then the light go out.**
MC: What just happened?
SY: Hope it’s finally gets interesting.
**All of a sudden the lights come back on and Chris and Jason are lying on the ground. Shane Williams, William Anthony, and Hunter are standing over them. Hunter has a dented-up chair in his hand.**
MC: THAT’S HUNTER. WHAT IS HE DOING? OH NO, NOT THIS,
Hunter: Hey, Hartwigs ... you thihnk your s**t is hot? Its not hot ... its frozen. I run this ring. Before you can even step one foot in this ring ... You have to ask me ... and ask me nicely. Hey William!
WA: Yeah?
Hunter: Remind me ... hew didn't ask me right?
WA: Nope.
MC: HUNTER PICKS UP CHRIS ... KICK TO THE GUT ... A CHOKESLAM ONTO CHRIS. NOW HE PLACES JASON ON THE TOP ROPE. OH MY GOD, NOT THE MESS HALL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. THIS IS NOT OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NOW WILLIAM ANTHONY, INJURED AND ALL, GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AND DOES THE PIMP SPLASH TO CHRIS OUTSIDE OF THE RING.
**Then "Pet" by a Perfect Circle plays and on the CactusTron RTA slowly ozzes away and TCA appears on the screen.
Hunter: Please Lowlife MuthaF***kers ... Welcome the NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM ... WILLIAM ANTHONY AND SHANE WILLIAMS!
Then, all three men quickly leave the ring area as people throw everything they can at them.**
MC: THEY QUICKLY GET OUT OF THERE, BEFORE ANYONE CAN HELP THEM! THIS IS IT FOR FUSION, FOR SAM YANG, WHO HAS ABRUPTLY LEFT DUE TO 'BOREDOM' THIS IS MICHAEL COLE. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.
**The camera fades into the WWA logo, then to a black picture.**
