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 WWA Fusion




MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Fusion. As always, I'm Michael Cole, along side Sam Yang. And Sam, last week we saw something wicked and evil make his presence felt. And I'm talking about Hunter showing up here.

SY: You know, I really hated that man, but as of late, he's been pretty cool. Something you should look into Cole!

MC: You discuss me Sam. So Hunter made his presence felt, and took on some pupils, First Kevin Smash, and then the RTA. And Chris Hartwig was really ticked from that attack.

SY: Stupid idot. You can't call out the mastermind, cuz you'll always get burned in the end.

MC: And he pretty much did, as Kevin Smash attacked him from behind.

(video footage is shown of Smash attacking Chris Hartwig.)

SY: Outsmarted, again!

MC: Well folks, it's time for our first match, and that match is The Rookie Special. Let's take it to the ring, to David Legend.

DL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Baltimore, MD. Weighing in at 235 lbs, JYNXXX.

"Brackish" by KiTTiE begins and out walks the unorhtodoxed individual. He has alot of body paint on, allittle too much, and his hair is red and black. He gets in the ring, taunts the crowd. He flips off a kid in the front row as he gets in the ring. The crowd reallly lets him have it.

DL: And his opponent, from IRELAND! Weighting in at 275 lbs, DUBLIN!

"Heroes From Our Past" by Dropkick Murphys begins to play. Green and white confetti begins to fall, and pyro's go off in a green and white fashion. 4 leaf clover images appear on the ramp and goes all the way to the ring. He gets in to the ring, and poses for the crowd.

MC: The ref calls for the bell, and they lock up. Dublin gets Jynxxx into a headlock. Jynxxx backs him into the ropes and throws him off. Dublin bounces off the opposite side and hits Jynxxx with a Huracanrana. Jynxxx rolls out of the ring.

Dublin comes off the ropes and launches himself over the top. Jynxxx sees and pulls cameraman in the way, Dublin wipes him out with a cross body.

Jynxxx pulls him up, tries to whip him into the steel steps, but Dublin reverses. Dublin rolls Jynxxx into the ring and gets in himself.

Jynxxx runs at Dublin, but he counters with a drop toe hold, dropping Jynxxx to the mat. Dublin goes for a pin, but Jynxx counters, with a school boy. He has the tights. Ref counts 1...2...(Kick out by Dublin).

MC: Oh that was soo close. Dubling gets back to his feet, with a pissed off look. They Lock up again, and Dublin pushes Jynxxx into a corner. Dublin goes for a body splash, but Jynxxx moves. Dublin's face nails the top of the steel post.

MC: He comes from the corner, Jynxxx grabs Dublin, puts his head under Dublins chin and nails a jawbreaker. Dublin falls on the mat, and Jynxxx now with the advantage goes to the top rope. He's signaling for the Swanton Bomb....He jumps and hits it. He pins (1...2...Dublin with a foot on the rope.)

MC: He was too close to the ropes. This is an interesting rookie match. Dublin slowly gets up, bloodied from the steel post. Jynxxx kicks him in the gut, and nails a DDT. He goes to the ropes again. Tries a Swanton, but this time Dubling moves. Jynxxx hits the mat, and grabs his back.

SY: Dumb ass rookie.

MC: SAM! Jynxxx gets up and is met with a clothesline from Dublin. Jynxxx immediately gets up again, and again met with a clothesline. Dublin picks up Jynxxx. Shoulder Breaker, and a quick pin. (1...2...kick out). Jynxxx is picked up and Dublin goes to toss him into the ropes, but Jynxxx reverses and hits a wheel kick and both men are down.

MC: This is truely a battle. The ref starts to count. [1....2....3....4....5....6....both men start to move...7....8....Dublin gets to his knees and the count is stopped. Jynxxx is up. Tries a right, but Dublin blocks and hits a right. Jynxxx tries another, but again Dublin blocks and hits another right. Jynxxx tries for a third time, Dublin blocks and hits yet again another right.

SY: What I tell ya. Stupid Rookie Mistakes.

MC: Headlock by Dublin. Reverse into an armbar by Jynxxx. Dublin reverses around and hits a german suplex. Dublin covers, 1...2...Jynxxx kicks out. Dublin picks Jynxxx up and whips him off the ropes, and locks in the sleeper.

MC: Jynxxx is fading quickly. The ref drops Jynxxx arm, once, twice, Jynxxx recovers. Dublin releases the hold then charges at Jynxxx and both men hits clotheslines. Dublin gets back up and Jynxxx hits another clothesline.

MC: Jynxxx runs off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Dublin moves. Dublin kicks Michaels in the gut and signals for his finisher. Dublin nails "SEEIN GREEN", and goes for the pin...1...2...3.

DL: Here is your winner, DUBLIN!!!!!!

The camera cuts to commercial as the ref is raising Dublins arm for the victory.

**Commercial**

Voice: Has this ever happened to you?

**Austinpowers2498 (12:00:55 AM): Personally..no offense that is a dumb rule...considering no one said anything and no one was touched on their part

Austinpowers2498 (11:59:11 PM): yeah cuz Jeff threw a shit fit.

Austinpowers0098: what happens when i get put on Adam's shit list?

OUFallen: well you see Adam not one to get upset

Austinpowers0098: so i guess i am screwed then huh?

OUFallen: I didn't even get a match on the card

OUFallen: along with a lot of talent

Austinpowers0098: yeah that is the point Adam brought up

OUFallen: put you were picked

OUFallen: and you bitch about it

Austinpowers0098: i told him to scratch me though

Austinpowers0098: no i bitched cuz i was gonna lose

OUFallen: let's throw out a weeks worth of planning out of the window**

Voice: If so call ... 1-800-bitchfit! Aarong Yingst will teach you the right way to bitch and complain. HELL, He'll teach you how to get fired from a job thats supposed to be based off of FUN! Mr. Yingst has been doing this for numerous years and here are some more examples.

Austinpowers0098 (11:14:17 PM): but i am not that good...i am a low to mid card wrestler i don't belong in the ring with a main eventer like Double A , I will get my ass kicked

Austinpowers0098 (11:15:20 PM): I will officially lose my first match against him..thanks...

Advocate005 (11:18:44 PM): if you wanna lose okay

Voice: Rememeber Bitching and complaining will get you nowhere, But if you study from the Aaron Yingst of Bitching. You will go far! 1-800-bitchfit.

**end commercial**

MC: What an impressive debut for both of those two. They really showed that they are the next generation in the WWA. Up next, however, is format Asian Champion, Bradley Denton, in a rematch against Loki.

SY: (Sarcastically) Great, these two, again.

**All of a sudden, "Immortal" by Adema plays over the P.A. and the camera focuses on the entryway. After a minute, no one has come out, then all of a sudden a fan screeches at the top of her lungs. The camera focuses on her and see that she has a stab would in her chest and is lying on the ground bleeding to death but on one is around. The music stops and the lights brighten up, and see more people impaled through a sword. Over one of the corpse in the front row is Loki with a bastard sword in one hand. He jumps over the barricade and enters the ring after grabbing a microphone from David Legend.**

Loki: Before this match begins, I need to state something. Superstar, I still haven’t heard from you. You should feel lucky that I’m not immediately hunting you down, I’m giving you more leeway room that I give most people, but you seem to be resting my patience. As for Bradley Denton, I can’t believe that scumbag is as much of a whiner as ...

**Then "Maybe Memories" by The Used and Bradley Denton rushes down to the ring, to the roar of the fans, and kicks Loki in the gut.**

Bell: Ding, Ding.

MC: And Bradley Denton isn’t wasting any time starting this match off. DENTON IS JUST KICKING AND PUCHING LOKI INTO THE ROPES, THEN DENTON WHIPS THE MURDERER, LOKI. HE TRIES TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A RUNNING CLOTHLINE, BUT LOKI DUCKS IT AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN INTO A DROPKICK TO DENTON’S KNEE. LOKI IS NOW STOMPING DENTON, THEN APPLIES A CAMEL CLUTCH ON THE DOWNED DENTON. DENTON IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF IT, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE JOKEYING FOR POSITION. LOKI WITH THE STRENGTH ADVANTAGE PUSHES DENTON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND NOW DOES A FEW SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO DENTON. NOW LOKI PUTS DENTON ON THE TOP ROPE, GRABS THE BACK OF DENTON NECK, AND, OH MY GOD, A TOP ROPE LOKI CHOKESLAM! THE REF IS COUNTING ON BOTH MEN, BUT LOKI THROWS DENTON IN AND ROLLS INTO THE RING HIMSELF. DENTON REALLY SEEMS OUT OF IT FROM THAT MOVE. THE REF IS TELLING LOKI TO BECK OF DENTON TO SEE IF HE IS OK. LOKI IS BACKING AWAY, BUT NOW KICKS THE REF AND GETS HIM UP FOR A PILEDRIVER, BUT HE IS HOOKING THE REF’S ARMS BEHIND HIS LEGS, AND JUMPS INTO A PILEDRIVER TYPE MANEUVER HE CALLS THE CLEANSING. I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THE REFEREE MUST OF SUSTAINED A FATAL NECK INJURY FROM THAT MOVE.

SY: Yea, kill the ref, and all of the other trash here tonight. All of their damn asses need to pay

MC: NOW WITH NO RULES FOR LOKI TO OBEY BY, HE IS GOING UNDER THE RING APRON AND IS GETTING OUT A NO PARKING SIGN. HE IS NOW ENTERING THE RING WITH THAT SIGN, BUT DENTON IS GETTING UP. OUCH! LOKI JUST NAILED DENTON WITH THE SIGN, AND AGAIN, AND A THIRD TIME. DENTON IS AGAINST THE ROPES, AND LOKI IS BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES AND TRIES TO DELIVER A FOURTH SIGN SHOT, BUT DENTON BACK BODY DROPS LOKI OUT OF THE RING. LOKI JUST LANDED ON HIS OWN SIGN HE GOT FROM UNDER THE RING. NO MAN IS LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW IN THIS MATCH. DENTON IS GETTING UP AND SEES LOKI OUTSIDE OF THE RING. DENTON IS NOW ASSENDING TO THE TOP ROPE, BUT LOKI IS GETTING UP WITH THAT SIGN IN HIS HAND. DENTON OFF THE TOP INTO A FLYING CLOTHLINE TO LOKI, WITH THE SIGN IN HIS FACE. THE MASK OF LOKI RIPPED OFF, BUT HIS FACE IS BLOODIED TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN’T TELL WHO HE IS. NOW DENTON WITH THE ADVANTAGE GOES UNDER THE RING APRON AND PULLS OUT A TRASH CAN. NOW HE KNEES LOKI IN THE GUT, AND DOES A KNEE TO THE FACE WITH THE TRASH CAN. DENTON IS NOW ON THE APRON AND TRIES FOR A FALLING KNEE WITH THE TRASH CAN, BUT LOKI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THE TRASH CAN FOLDS UP, PROBABLY DAMAGING DENTON’S KNEE MORE.

SY: Break his knee, Loki.

MC: LOKI IS UP AND IS APPLYING A SPINNING TOE HOLD ON THE INJURED KNEE F DENTON. DENTON MUST BE IN EXCRUSIATION PAIN FROM THAT MANEUVER. NOW LOKI LETS THE HOLD GO AND IS REACHING UNDER THE APRON AND GETS A KENDO SWORD. HE TURNS AROUND AND NAILS DENTON WITH THE SWORD. NOT LOKI IS HITTING PEOPLE IN THE FRONT ROW WITH THAT SWORD, CALLING THEM SINNERS AND SCUMBAGS. DENTON IS TRYING NOW TO GET UP WHILE LOKI IS DISTRACTED WITH THE FANS, BUT THAT KNEE OF DENTON’S IS OUT OF COMISSION. DENTON IS TRYING TO STUMBLE TO LOKI, BUT LOKI REALIDING THAT DELIVERS A TILT-A-WHIRL POWERSLAM ONTO THAT SIGN.

SY: Break his knee, break his back, kick his ass.

MC: NOW LOKI IS PICKING UP DENTON AND TRIES TO POWERBOMB DENTON ONTO OUT ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT DENTON IS ABLE TO HURRICARANA HIS WAY OUT OF THAT PREDICIMENT, BUT STILL IS FAVORING THAT KNEE. LOKI, REALIZING THAT PERHAPS DENTON STILL NEEDS TO BE WEEKENED, CLIMBS ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND TRIES FOR A FLYINE ELBOW, BUT DENTON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING LOKI TO LAND ON HIS ELBOW. NOW DENTON IS STUMBLING UP, BUT HE IS BAIRLY ABLE TO PICK UP LOKI. DENTON GETS HIM SET UP AND DOES A CHICKEN WING SUPLEX TO LOKI, LANDING HIM ON ONE OF THE CANADIAN’S CHAIRS. DENTON, NOW SEEMS TO HAVE ADRENALINE BUILDING IS PICKING UP LOKI, PLACES A FULL NELSON ON HIM AND DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM US, AND DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX (Full Nelson Suplex). DENTON IS NOW PICKING UP LOKI, WHO IS REALLY BLEEDING PROFUSELY, BUT LOKI IS ABLE TO COUNTER INTO A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE NO PARKING SIGN. BOTH MEN ARE OUT, BUT SO IS THE REFEREE FROM LOKI’S CLENSING.

SY: Here’s where the perfect analysis can fit in, from me of course. Denton is a looser, he’s a worthless pile of trash. Loki will beat him. And also, I hope he shuts up Cole over here.

MC: WELL, LOKI IS GETTING UP AND NOW HE’S REACHING UNDER THE RING AND PULLS OUT A POTTED PLANT. WHAT CAN A POTTED PLANT DO? BUT LOKI IS STANDING UP THE PLANT, GETS DENTON ON HIS SHOULDERS AND DOES A FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A THROW (F5), SLAMMING THAT INJURED KNEE OF DENTON’S INTO THE PLANT. NOW LOKI SEEMS TO HAVE A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH. LOKI PICKS UP DENTON AND DOES ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER INTO THE RING STEPS. NOW LOKI REACHES UNDER THE RING AND PUILLS OUT A FOLDING TABLE. HE THROWS THE TABLE INTO THE RING AND REACHES AND PULLS OUT A GARBAGE CAN LID. HE IS HITTING THE KNEE OF DENTON, PRESUMABLY TO KEEP HIM FROM MOUNTING AN OFFENCE IF AND WHEN THE REF GETS UP. NOW HE THROWS THE TRASH CAN LID ONTO THE GROUND AND PICKS UP DENTON. HE SETS UP DENTON AND DOES A TREMENDOUS POWERBOMB ONTO THE GARBAGE CAN LID. NOW HE TAKES THE GARBAGE CAN LID AND THROWS IT INTO THE RING, AND REACHES AND PULS OUT ANOTHER ONE AND THROWS IT IN AS WELL. NOW HE THROWS DENTON IN AS WELL.

SY: Yea, kill Denton, kill him now!

MC: AND NOW LOKI PICKS UP THE GARBAGE CAN LIDS AND STARTS POUNDING BOTH OF THEN ON HIS BACK. HE THROWS THE GARBAGE CAN LIDS ASIDE AND SETS UP THE TABLE. HE ISN’T READY TO USE IT YET, INSTEAD HE’S GOING OUT OF THE RING AND IS PICKING UP THE POTTED PLANT AGAIN. HE THROWS IT INTO THE RING AND NOW IS GRABING A STEEL CHAIR AND ROLLS INTO THE RING WITH IT. NOW HE THROWS IT ONTO DENTON. LOKI NOW IN THE TOP ROPE AND DOES AN ELBOW DROP ONTO DENTON, LANDING ON THE STEEL CHAIR, DRIVING IT INTO BRADLEY DENTON. NOW LOKI GETS THE POTTED PLANT AND PICKS UP DENTON. HE NOW SMASHES DENTON’S HEAD ONTO THE POTTED PLANT, AND DENTON IS BUSTED OPEN FROM THE HEAD. LOKI IS NOW PICKING UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND IS WAITING FOR DENTON TO GET UP.

SY: KILL HIM NOW! Hahahahahaha!

MC: DENTON IS ABLE TO STAGGER UP ,BUT IS MET WITH A TREMENDOUS CHAIR SHOT ONTO HIS SKULL. NOW HE PICKS UP AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE TABLE. NOW LOKI IS ON THE TABLE HIMSELF. HE PICKS UP DENTON INTO A PILEDRIVER POSITION, HOOKS HIS ARMS UNDER HIS LEGS, AND DOES THE CLEANSING THROUGH THE TABLE.

Bell: Ding, Ding.

MC: THE REF WAS BAIRLY ABLE TO GET UP TO SEE IT, CAUSING A DISQUALIFICATION TO LOKI.

DL: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Bradley Denton.

MC: And now Loki is yelling at the referee. Loki just kicked the ref, and delivers the Ragnarok Powerbomb to the referee. Now Loki is heading backstage after doing his damage. I just hope that the rest of this night doesn’t end up as deadly.

SY: At least Denton got what he deserved.

MC: Our next match will debut the highly anticipated Kaden as he faces off with Daredevil.

SY: Oh great I would rather watch two gorillas have sex.

MC: That is sick Sam.

SY: Still not as bad as that porno with your wife in it.

MC: What???

SY: Oh you didn’t know? Nevermind then..

**The lights go dim and "Debonaire" by Dope starts to play. The newcomer Kaden walks through the curtain to a negative reaction. He enter the ring and awaits his opponent.**

MC: Sam don’t change the subject what the hell are you talking about?

SY: It was a joke Cole jeez do your damn job already. **Sam makes a weird face**

** "My Sacrifice" By Creed Plays as DareDevil makes his way to the ring. As he Walks down the Ring Jets of Flame follow him down the ramp. He steps into the ring walks to a corner turnbuckle points out to the audience then steps back down .**

MC: Sam that was a joke right?

SY: Of course it was. Lighten up okay!!! **Same makes the face again**

MC: Kaden charges DD and tackles and punches him to the ground. Kaden picks up Devil and hits a faceplant DDT. However a rookie mistake by Kaden as he takes time to taunt the crowd. Daredevil is up and he knocks Kaden out of the ring with a clothesline. Kaden is gathering himself on the outside and DD knocks him into the barrier with a baseball slide. Daredevil who is noticeably more vicious this week drops Kaden rib first on that barrier. He then proceeds to nail Kaden with a chair risking the disqualification. Daredevil now throws Kaden back into the ring. Daredevil nails a Shooting Star Press and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Kickout by Kaden but Daredevil is right back to the attack with a series of stomps followed by some mounted punches.

SY: This rookie is taking in the ass worse than Cole’s wife.

MC: Sam please stop that you are really scaring me. Daredevil now is trying to end it early with the Daredevil Driver but Kaden rolls DD up.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: I’ve seen positions like that in the movie!

MC: *ignoring Yang* Near fall for Kaden who is met by a spinning heel kick by Daredevil who is in control of this match. A whirl-away slam by Daredevil farther buries the rookie into the mat. DD now sets up for a hurricanrana but Kaden drops him into a sit-down powerbomb. Devil up and he walks right into a Falcon Arrow by Kaden. Kaden now climbing the top and waiting for DD to get up. A diving clothesline by Kaden and DD is in trouble now. Kaden picks Daredevil up and Landslide (RKO from Behind)!!! Kaden covers Devil hooking the leg.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Kickout by Daredevil.

SY: Would you like to know the name of the movie Cole?

MC: Shut up Sam!!! Kaden goes for a clothesline but Devil ducks and locks in a Tazmission and Kaden is in serious trouble here. Kaden is now on the ground and Devil has locked his legs around the waist of Kaden. I think this one is over because Kaden is out. The referee lifts Kaden’s arm once and it goes down. Another and it falls, however the third time he keeps his hand up and Kaden is fighting out of the hold. Kaden finally escapes with a headbutt that might have broken Devil’s nose. Daredevil is gushing blood from his nose.

SY: She was bleeding like that from the ass.

MC: Sam that is just sick man. Devil unphased hits an atomic drop followed by a dropkick and he is setting up for the Daredevil Drop. However Kaden is too quick and instead it is a Super Fireman’s Carry. Kaden again with mounted punches on Daredevil who is really starting bleed profusely. Kaden sets Daredevil up against the ropes and kicks him right in the face. Now a second Falcon Arrow this one into a pin.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Kickout by Daredevil who still has some life in him. Devil ducks a punch and hits a huge shoulder breaker here. Devil then takes down the recovering Kaden with a knee lift. Devil again tries to lock in the Tazmission but a mule kick by Kaden stops that idea dead in the tracks. A well placed punch by Kaden and a couple a knee lifts leaves Devil again on the mat. You know Kaden is said to mean 'fighter' and he is certainly living up to that. He is making Daredevil’s life a whole lot harder.

SY: Harder you know Cole that reminds me of..

MC: Sam, will you drop it already! Kaden now tosses Daredevil out of the ring and then follows him out. They are down by the Canadian Announce Table as Devil regains control with a poke to the eyes. Devil rams Kaden’s head into the table and then throws him onto it. Daredevil is setting up for a piledriver or possible a powerbomb through the table. However Kaden hits a back body drop with such authority Devil flies off the table! Kaden now tosses Devil back into the ring. He is going for the cover.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Kickout again by Daredevil as Kaden is getting frustrated. He sends Devil into the corner and the flattens him with a running knee strike. Kaden sets Devil up on the top rope and suplexes him to the ground. Kaden not done yet picks Devil up and plants him with a stalling double arm DDT. Kaden is going to make sure this one is over now as he sets up for the Overdrive. Kaden nails the maneuver and goes for the cover.

Ref: 1..2..3..

MC: The rookie pulls this one out with an impressive debut here.

SY: "Anal Vixens from Venus" that was the name of the movie that was bothering me all match.

MC: You mean you were serious Sam?!?!?!

SY: Umm..Yeah.

MC: **sobbing**

SY: Hey Cole are you crying?

**Segment**

**The scene shifts to Advocates’ office where the sound of a video game being played. As the cameras go in it can be seen that CEO Advocate is playing WWA Fusion 2: Separation Anxiety ... with Nibbles!**

Advo: You have no chance against me hamster?

Nibbles: Squeak!!!

Advo: Don’t you know that Asians can’t be beat in video games?

Nibbles: Squeak???

Advo: Haha, I got you now! PINK SLIP ... Never cross the boss. Hey, How’d you reverse that? Oh no I got pinned?

Nibbles: Squeak!!!

**The camera fades out to a puzzled Advocate and Nibbles scurries out his office still undefeated in WWA Fusion 2.**

**End Of Segment**

MC: We are BACK! And our next match we have Kevin Smash vs. Duncan Walker.

SY: Just save us all some trouble and Walker can come out here and lay on the ground. That way we don’t have to watch Smash whoop his ass for ten minutes.

MC: Sam, it is amazing how much your opinion of Smash has changed since he aligned with TAD.

**"Superbeast" by Rob Zombie plays and out comes Kevin Smash ... on the Octatron shows a montage of Smash's matches.  He walks to the ring and awaits his opponent.**

SY: I mean look at the difference Cole, the man has confidence and why not he has just made the smartest move of his career.

**The lights dim ... the arean goes black ... the crowd starts to cheer and await the superstar. A lone spotlight starts to scan the crowd ... hit then stops on the entrance way ... a man comes out wearing a robe and the hood is over his head ... he looks up and brushes aside the hood ... **

**"Click, Click, Boom!" by Saliva hits ... and its Duncan Walker! He strolls to the ring. He starts high fiving everyone and he walks up the steps and gets in the ring. He drops the robe off to the ring side assistant and warms up.**

MC: The match starts off with Smash jumping Duncan before the bell and he has him in the corner with a series of punches. A deep arm drag by Kevin Smash sends Walker half way across the ring. Smash tries to go back on the attack but catches an uppercut by Duncan. Duncan follows this up with the Hero’s Way but it is reversed into a huge DDT by Smash and Smash barely escapes there. Smash is now stomping away at Walker. He picks Walker up and he hits the Three Stages of Hell. However he decides to tease the crowd instead of going for the pin and gets a "Smash sucks" chant for his trouble. Walker with a school boy from behind.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: He pulled the tights I seen it.

MC: Heroes don’t pull tights Sam. Anyway Walker hits a big spinebuster on a charging Smash. He then locks in a deathlock with some pretty good ring position. Smash’s face shows the pain of the hold as the ref asks him if he gives. Smash refuses and eventually moves around enough to cause Walker to lose his balance thus breaking the hold. Walker picks Smash up and nails a backbreaker on him. Duncan is now climbing to the top rope and this may not be a good idea. He leaps for a big splash and *BANG* gets nothing but a face full of canvas.

SY: I guess this Superhero can’t fly.

MC: Smash out of nowhere hits the Smash Warning (Chris Hartwig’s Storm Warning) and then he follows up by locking in a Texas Cloverleaf. Walker is at first dazed by the previous maneuver but is then able to reach the ropes. Smash kicks Duncan in the midsection and follows up with a power bomb. Smash drops a fist on the fallen Walker ands is now inviting him to his feet. Smash now with the Chainsaw and the ref starts to count.

Ref: 1..2..

SY: That’s three Cole chalk up a win for Smash...

MC: No Sam you are a little premature Duncan kicked out.

SY: From what I hear Cole you are always premature.

MC: Sam ... Anyway Smash is now trying to lock in a dragon sleeper, but a modified Northern lights suplex reversal by Walker is the result. Walker now grabs Smash and hits the Trus Destiny!!! However Duncan can’t make the pin. Both men are down and the ref starts to count. He makes it to six before Duncan picks up Smash and whips into the corner. He is going for the Hero’s Rescue but Smash is fighting at the corner. Smash instead hits a Smash-acanrana off the top rope. Kevin Smash goes for the pin.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: So close.

SY: This official sucks I could have counted to ten.

MC: Kevin Smash is frustrated and he goes for the Smashdown. Wait Duncan was playing possum and he locks in the Palidines Rush! However Smash with a mule kick square in the nether regions breaks that hold up. Smash takes Walker down with a clothesline and he is signaling something. Wait that is the signal Scott Stone does for the Stonecuttter. Smash grabs Walker and hits his favorite stolen move, the one from his old TAD teammate Scott Stone, the Smashcutter. Smash after taughting the crowd even more goes for the pin.

Ref: 1..2..3!!!

[Smash starts yelling in the camera.]

Smash: See Scott I perfected it. You were always jealous me because I am simply better than you and I even do your own move better than you!!!

MC: Smash wins by ripping off his former friend Scott Stone.

SY: Stop defending Stone, Cole, he is a drunk and besides the Smashcutter is much more effective then the Stonecutter, Kevin says so himself. Scott Stone is nothing more than a drunk who only wins because he is so tipsy he can’t fell pain. Kevin Smash is the model of the True American Dream!!!

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