**"More Human than Human" hits the loudspeakers and the Red, Yellow, and Orange pyro goes off! The Red and Blue Fireworks shoot out from the top and down onto the stage! The camera zooms around and just spot shoots the crowd! Some ladies pull their tops up ... others hold signs. "Stop your whining, Stormcat. You sound like Yingst!" MC: Welcome folks to The Boardwalk Convention Center in Atlantic City, NJ!

SY: What a dump!

MC: They are trying to Re-Develop this place and I think it looks great!

SY: You would. You live in McConneslville.

MC: ...

SY: Yeah. THAT place looks like Eden, compared to this crap!

MC: Ignoring my collegue. Our first match is coming up next, and we haven’t heard much from GODFATHER, since the roster split.

SY: Do you blame him? He was in the premiere stable of the WWA, the TCA, and he gets put on a show like this. He doesn’t deserve to be here.

MC: Your on the show Sam!

SY: I don’t deserve to be on this show either.

MC: Whatever. Folks, let take it to ringside where David legend is standing by.

DL: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall , and is an ... ITALIAN RUB OUT MATCH. The rules are, INTERFERENCE and WEAPONS are allowed. Introducing first ...

"NEW YORK, NEW YORK" by Frank Sinatra begins to play, as the crowd boo’s. Out walks Godfather with his trusty right hand man, "The Don".

DL: Weighing in at 325 lbs.

MC: More like 425 lbs.

SY: Watch it Cole.

DL: From Queens, NY ... THE GODFATHER!!

The crowd boo’s louder, as he gets in the ring, and the Don gets to a corner.

DL: And his opponent ...

"Brackish" by KiTTiE begins as the crowd gives a mixed reaction to this rookie superstar.

MC: I don’t care what fan you are, this kid put on a show last week with Dublin.

SY: Still makes rookie mistakes Cole.

DL: From Baltimore, MD, weighing in at 235 lbs, JYNXXX!

He makes his way toward the ring, and immediately "The Don" makes his presence felt, by clothes lining the rookie.

MC: Typical TAD fashion, always got to have help. The Don is dominating this man, and he’s not even in the match.

SY: Shut up Cole. INITIATION time!

MC: The Don picks up Jynxxx, and neck breaker on the mat. This has got to stop the ref has to get some order. He picks him up again, and this time tosses him into the ring. Godfather takes advantage as the bell sounds. * *DING DING DING!* * He pins .1...2... Kick out by Jynxxx. Godfather can’t believe it, and stomps on the rookie, before getting yet another 2 count.

MC: It’s not going to be so easy Godfather, your gonna have to work for this one.

SY: Ha! Godfather work? He doesn’t’ have to, that’s why he has "The Don" ... See.

MC: Once again, Godfather rolls the rookie out the ring, and again, the Don gets in the way. Another clothesline. He picks up Jynxxx, and tosses him into the steel steps. He goes under the ring, and reaches for something, but as he comes up, Jynxxx has recovered, and spears "The Don". The ref stands towards the ropes, and tells Jynxxx to get into the ring. He slides in and there, both men eye each other without moving, they move toward each other and get into a grapple, Godfather brings a knee though into Unreal's side and Unreal lets out a huff of air.

MC: Unreal staggers back and then narrowly dodges a clothesline from Godfather, he turns around ony to be hit by a neckbreaker from Unreal. Unreal then begins stomping on Godfather leg... softening it up perhaps?? Godfather holds his leg and then Unreal begins twisting on it, evoking moans of pain from Godfather

MC: Godfather then grabs Unreal by the hair and punches him in the face, Unreal gets a bit wobbly as Pulverizer takes his feet out from under him. Unreal falls on his back and back of his head and is seeing starts as Godfather is up and hobbling around on one leg trying to get feeling back in his now hurt leg. He walks around a bit and finally finds some sort of equillibrium and then stomps on Unreals chest.

MC: Godfather goes to the second rope, jumps and is met with a leg to the face. Godfather is knocked over the top rope out of the ring from the force of the impact. "The Don" goes over to see how he is. The rookie looks to take the offensive, as he runs towards the ropes, and does a flying lariat over the top rope and hits both The Don and Godfather. All three men are down, and Jynxxx gets up slowly The Don gets up and sees if The Godfather is ok.

MC: ! Jynxxx goes to kick The Don, but is met with a low blow by The Don. Jynxx buckles over in pain, as The Don grabs him by the hair and slams him face first into the cold, hard steel ring steps! Jynxxx’s head bounces off the steps but The Don shows no signs of letting up and continues to slam Jynxxx’s head into the steps several more times!

MC: Finally The Don lets Jynxxx up but only to put him down to the concrete floor with a lightining fast even flow ddt! Jynxxx lays motionless on the outside while Godfather stands there and laughs. The Don picks up Jynxxx, and slides him into the ring, and follows.

MC: Come on, I know this is no interference, but get that jerk out of the ring. The Don grabs Jynxxx, in a position where he can’t move, and the Don goes to get a steel chair. He gets back in the ring, and goes at Jynxxx, who’s bleeding so much now, that he slips through The Don’s arms. Godfather inadvertently hits his own man, can’t believe it and see’s if he’s ok.

MC: Deserves him right! WAIT A MINUTE! A figure appears to slide into the ring,IT’s LOKI? What in the hell is he doing? Godfather turns and walks right into a HUGE SPINE BUSTER (Arn Anderson Style)! This buys Jynxxx some time, as he climbs the top rope, all bloodies, and hit’s the SWANTON BOMB. He pins 1...2...3

SY: :NOO! THIS CAN’T HAPPEN. He’s injured. WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE COLE?

DL: Here is your winner ... JYNXXX!

MC: I don’t know Sam bu the rookie gets the win, with an assist from Loki. I’m sure it’s because of his history with the TCA, and Godfather is the Lone Wolf on this roster. I wonder what his TCA buddies will think of this? Folks we’ll be right back.

SY: Un-{tv edi}ing believable.

MC: SAM!

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MC: The upcoming match is a grudge match between two former tag partners, the two ex-members from Rent-A-Hero.

**"My Sacrifice" by Creed plays over the P.A. system and Daredevil comes down on a high wire, sliding into the ring. He stands waiting for Duncan Walker to the boos of the crowd.**

MC: Daredevil not well received by the Philadelphian crowd in attendance tonight.

SY: At least Daredevil knows he better than these morons tonight.

**Then "Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva plays over the P.A. system and Duncan Walker walks down, with white robes on, he enters the ring with the approval of the people in attendance tonight. He takes off the robes and is in white tank top and white pants.**

MC: Duncan Walker seems to of gone under some form of rebirth from last week. Apparently he has reformed his way.

SY: Yea, to a jackass.

Bell: Ding, Ding.

MC: AND THESE TWO LOCK UP. NEITHER MAN CAN SEEM TO GET AN ADVANTAGE, SO THEY DECIDE TO BREAK THE LOCK-UP. DUNCAN JUMPS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND PUTS HIS ARMS UP, MUST TO THE APPROVAL OF THE CROWD. DAREDEVIL DOES THE SAME, BUT IS BOOED TO NO END. NOW DAREDEVIL SIGNALS FOR ANOTHER LOCK-UP BUT AS DUNCAN DOES, DAREDEVIL KICKS HIM IN THE GUT. NOW DAREDEVIL BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND DOES A HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN TO DUNCAN WALKER. NOW DUNCAN GETS UP, AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, DAREDEVIL JUMPS OVER HIM, BUT DUNCAN BOUNCES AGAIN INTO A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ONTO DAREDEVIL’S BACK. DUNCAN NOW GOES FOR A JUMPING ELBOW DROP, BUT DAREDEVIL ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. DAREDEVIL NOW BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES INTO A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO DUNCAN, THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING. DUNCAN IS GETTING UP, BUT DAREDEVIL HIT’S A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO DUNCAN. DAREDEVIL, THE LAST HARDCORE CHAMPION, IS NOW PICKING UP DUNCAN, BUT DUNCAN COUNTERS INTO A HEAD SCISSORS DDT. DUNCAN NOW THROWS DAREDEVIL INTO THE RING AND JUMPS ONTO THE RING APRON. DAREDEVIL GETS UP AND IS MET BY A SPRINGBOARD SENTON BY DUNCAN WALKER. WALKER NOW PICKS UP DAREDEVIL AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES. DAREDEVIL COUNTERED WALKER’S HEAD SCISSORS INTO THE WHIRLAWAY SLAM. NOW DAREDEVIL WHIPS DUNCAN INTO THE ROPES AND DOES A LEG DROP CLOTHESLINE. DAREDEVIL POPS UP AND GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS A TREMENDOUS 450 TO DUNCAN WALKER. THE REF WITH THE PIN.

Ref: 1..2 ..

MC: AND DUNCAN GETS UP.

SY: Hey, bitch, stay down.

MC: ANYWAY, DUNCAN IS GETTING UP SLOWLY, BUT IS MET WITH A FEW HARD KNEES BY DAREDEVIL. NOW DAREDEVIL ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND STARTS TO YELL AT THE FANS IN THE ARENA TONIGHT. DUNCAN, WHO IS RECOVERING SOME, JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE, AND AS DAREDEVIL TURNS AROUND, HE IS MET BY A FLIPPING SENTON ONTO HIS CHEST. DUNCAN IS NOW PICKING UP DAREDEVIL, AND HIP TOSSES HIM INTO THE SIGN STILL LEFT OUT FROM LOKI’S MATCH. THE REF APPARENTLY DIDN’T SEE IT SINCE HE ISN’T CALLING FOR THE BELL. NOW DUNCAN THROWS DAREDEVIL INTO THE RING. HE JUMPS ON THE APRON AND DOES A DIVING SENTON FORM THE APRON ONTO DAREDEVIL’S BACK. NOW HE GETS DAREDEVIL UP AND SETS HIM UP FOR A MODIFIED SUNSET FLIP, HE CALLS THE HOLY GRACE (Mysterio Bomb). THE REF WITH THE PIN.

Ref: 1..2 ..

MC: AND DAREDEVIL KICKS OUT. DUNCAN WITH A HUGE ADVANTAGE, WHIPS DAREDEVIL, AND DOES A JAPANESE ARM DRAG.

SY: A move invented by slant-eyed morons, and only good for wasting slant-eyed motherfuckers.

MC: DAREDEVIL IS NOW GETTING UP, DUNCAN TRIES FOR A CHOKE HOLD, CALLED THE EVIL’S END, BUT DAREDEVIL GRABS THE ARM AND DOES A FLIPPING ARM BAR. DAREDEVIL LETS DUNCAN GO, AND AS DUNCAN GETS UP, DAREDEVIL FLIPS OVER HIM AND SETS IN A KATAHAJIME (TAZMISSION). DUNCAN QUICKLY GETS TO THE ROPES FORCING DAREDEVIL TO BREAK THAT HOLD. NOW DUNCAN KICKS DAREDEVIL AND SETS HIM UP FOR A DDT, BUT DAREDEVIL FLIPS OUT OF IT INTO A ONE-ARM NECKBREAKER, I THINK.

SY: Oh my god, Cole is actually thinking, it’s the end of the world.

MC: BOTH MEN ARE GETTING UP, AND THEY EXCHANGE LEFTS. DAREDEVIL, WHO IS A SOUTHPAW AS OPPOSED TO DUNCAN WHO IS A RIGHT-HANDER, IS GETTING MOMENTUM. NOW DAREDEVIL PUNCHES HIM A FEW TIMES IN A ROW AND HIT’S A HURRICARANA PIN.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: AND DUNCAN IS BARELY ABLE TO KICK OUT. DUNCAN IS TRYING TO GET UP, USING THE ROPES FOR SUPPORT, AND DAREDEVIL BOUNCES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES. DAREDEVIL IS TRYING FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK, BUT DUNCAN DUCKS AND DAREDEVIL GOES FLYING AND LANDS IN THE SECOND ROW. IF THAT WOULD OF HIT, I DON’T THINK DUNCAN COULD GET UP. NOW DAREDEVIL IS GETTING UP, BUT DUNCAN BOUNCES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND DOES A CORKSCREW BODY PRESS OVER THE ROPES TO DAREDEVIL, AND HIT HIM TWO ROWS OUT.

SY: Borring, borring.

MC: AND NOW DUNCAN LIFTS UP DAREDEVIL AND DROPS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE. DUNCAN ENTERS THE RING TO BREAK UP THE REF’S COUNT OUT, BUT GOES RIGHT BACK OUT AND DAREDEVIL HIT’S A SUPERKICK TO DUNCAN WALKER, MAKING HUM STUMBLE INTO THE APRON. NOW DAREDEVIL JUMPS ON THE BARRICADE AND DOES A FLIPPING FRONT DROPKICK TO DUNCAN. DAREDEVIL THROWS DUNCAN IN AND ROLLS IN HIMSELF. NOW DAREDEVIL RUNS AT DUNCAN, BUT DUNCAN CATCHES HIM AND DOES A BACKBREAKER. HE KEEP IT ON AS A BACKBREAKER TORTURE RACK. DAREDEVIL IS ABLE TO KICK HIM IN THE HEAD TO HAVE DUNCAN BREAK THE HOLD. DAREDEVIL TRIES IT AGAIN BUT DUNCAN JUST GRABBED HIS THROAT, SLAMMED HIM ONTO THE GROUND AND IS HOLDING THE EVIL’S END.

Ref: 1..2..3..4..

MC: AND DUNCAN LETS THE ILLEGAL HOLD GO. NOW DUNCAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND DOES A ROLLING SENTON TO DAREDEVIL, AND WITH A PIN.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: AND DAREDEVIL GETS UP. DUNCAN IS PICKING UP DAREDEVIL AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND DOES A BIG SPLASH TO HIM. NOW HE WHIPS DAREDEVIL INTO THE ROPES AND BOUNCES HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES. DUNCAN AND DAREDEVIL BOTH COLLIDE WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE.

Ref: 1..2..3..4..5...6..

MC: AND BOTH MEN ARE UP. DUNCAN IS USING HIS STRENGTH TO TRY AND FORCE DAREDEVIL INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND AS DUNCAN GOES FOR ANOTHER BIG SPLASH, DAREDEVIL JUMPS OVER HIM AND AS HE’S STUMBLING BACKWARDS, DAREDEVIL JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A DAREDEVIL DROP, BUT DUNCAN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME. NOW DUNCAN PICKS UP DAREDEVIL AND DELIVERS THE HERO’S WAY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. NOW DUNCAN IS PICKING UP DAREDEVIL AND IS PLACING HIM ON THE TOP ROPE, PREPARING FOR THE HERO’S RESCUE. DAREDEVIL KICKS HIM IN THE LIP, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS. AND DAREDEVIL JUST HIT A FLIPPING DAREDEVIL DROP! DAREDEVIL WITH THE PIN.

Ref: 1..2..3!

Bell: Ding, ding.

DL: Here is your winner, Daredevil!

MC: DAREDEVIL WITH A HARD-FOUGHT VICTORY OVER HIS FORMER TAG PARTNER. THIS KID IS ON THE RISE HERE, AND TONIGHT HELPED HIM OUT GREATLY.

SY: And the best part of it, that cleric freak Duncan Walker got his.

MC: Anyway, we’ll be right back.

**Segment**

**The scene shifts to Advocates’ office. CEO Advocate is sitting at his Desk and Suddenly Nibbles climbs to the top of the desk in front of Advocate **

Advo: Nibbles! How did you get in here?

Nibbles: Squeak!

*Diamond is Behind Advocate and translates*

Diamond: I have my own set of Keys to your office.

Advo: What do you mean you have your own set of Keys?

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: I had them made in case of Emergencies

Advo: Oh well, your lucky you caught me at a good time what’s up?

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: My Client , Diamond is in a Match tonight right?

Advo: That’s right Diamond is in a TLC match tonight with the DWO.

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: How can you have a TLC match without a Title on the line?

Advo: I suppose you’re Right , I guess that doesn’t make much sense without something to get at the top of the ladder…but what can I replace it with before the end of tonight?

* Nibbles Sits on a Brochure for an Indian Casino*

Advo: HEY that’s an Idea ! Nibbles you’re excused oh when you see Ace , Diamond , and either of the Hartwigs tell them I’d like to talk to them before the match.

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: Thank you for your time , I'll tell him , come on Diamond.

**Nibbles and Diamond Leave as Advocate dials someone up on the Phone looking confused.**

Advo: Hello Doctor Ross? , I think a Hamster is Talking , should I get Commited?

**End Of Segment**

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