**Pyrotechnics goes off at the entry as the Fusion show starts off. After the pyro stops, Michael Cole and Sam Yang start to speak.**

MC: Welcome, everyone, to another exciting episode of WWA Fusion. As always, I’m Michael Cole, and along side me is Sam Yang.

SY: What the fuck am I still doing here, I sent in a request to the great Slash Stevens to get a show transfer, since neither the Ninja-lover or the Old Man would accept one from me.

MC: Well, Sam, for the time being, you are stuck here, with me, so try to have a good time.

SY: I would, if you were gone.

MC: Anyway, we don’t have any time to waste on this show, so let’s get the show stated. The first match on the show is a very special rookie special, featuring two of Fusion’s newly acquired talents, “The Devil’s Advocate” Shawn LaRoche and “The Hardcore Beast” Damion Blaze.

**Just then “Master of Puppets” plays over the P.A. System, and everyone is believing that the RTA is made a special appearance on this show, since everyone is holding up signs of “RTA are cowards,” “Feel the Fury,“ and “Beware of Stormcat.” However, “The Devil’s Advocate” Shawn LaRoche walks out, and the crowd boos the piss out of him.**

MC: The fans aren’t talking kindly to LaRoche’s usage of RTA music.

**Shawn decides to take exception to these fans, especially two females in the first row, one has a “Jesus Saves” sign and the other has “Stormcat: truly blessed.” LaRoche decides to drags these fans over the Barricade and stomp the hell out of them. After security drags LaRoche away from them, LaRoche enters the ring and flips off the fans.**

MC: Is this guy a raving lunatic or something?

SY: No, he’s just doing his work, fucking Christians.

**Just then, “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden plays over the P.A. System and the camera focuses on the entry, but Damion doesn’t come through. Instead you hear commotion from the crowd. The camera then focuses on where the commotion was heard and you see “The Hardcore Beast” come through the crowd with a Trash Can full of foreign objects, and he keeps grabbing random stuff, putting it in the Trash Can as he approaches the ring.**

MC: Well, at least you can’t say he isn’t preparing his trade in the ring.

**After Blaze gets to the barricade, he jumps over it, and places the Trash Can outside of the ring. He then slides into the ring and stares down Shawn LaRoche.**

MC: Well, both combatants are in the ring, so let’s go to David Legend for the introductions.

DY: Welcome, everyone, to WWA Fusion. The following match up is a singles match scheduled for one-fall. Introducing, first, from Manchester, NH, coming in at 6 feet, 6 inches, weighing in at 266 lbs., he is “The Devil’s Advocate” Shawn LaRoche.

**LaRoche flips off the fans and they, in turn, boo him.**

MC: Not exactly the best way to start a career in the WWA, making the fans angry.

SY: At least he gets points in my book, and that’s all that really counts.

DL: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, coming in at 6 feet, 1 inch, and weighing in today at 217 lbs., he is “The Hardcore Beast,” ladies and Gentlemen, Damion Blaze.

**Just as David Legend got done announcing Blaze’s name, Damion Blaze runs at Shawn LaRoche and hits him with a flying lariat.**

Bell: *ding, ding*

MC: Apparently Blaze isn’t wasting any time getting the match started. Blaze just nailed LaRoche with a flying lariat. Now Blaze is running at LaRoche, and tries for a Senton Splash, but LaRoche saw it coming and rolled out of the way before he landed it. Both men are now standing on their feet, and Blaze has an evil laugh going on.

SY: Damnit, LaRoche, hit him now, just kick him in the junk.

MC: I don’t know, Sam, he could get DQ, but Shawn LaRoche does run at Damion Blaze, and tries for a Clothesline, but Blaze, showing true athleticism, jumps over his arm, and counters him into a rolling armbar, unorthodox, but I guess it’s still effective. Blaze, not holding the arm, instead grabs it, and flips over, possibly twisting the arm apart. Blaze, seeing this, rolls out of the ring and gathers weapons, and puts them in his Trash Can, all the while LaRoche is holding his arm in pain.

SY: You know, LaRoche is only playing with that so-called “Hardcore Beast.” Being “The Devil’s Advocate,” he has power beyond what we know.

MC: Ok, Sam, thanks for the “insightful” commentary. Anyway, now Damion is rolling into the ring, and is met with an evil clothesline from LaRoche, almost as if it was from the depths of hell itself, and from his weakened arm too.

SY: See, I was right, like always.

MC: Well, I must say you were actually right, for once. LaRoche, now in control of the match, gets Blaze into a Rat Trap, a Full Nelson variation of the Camel Clutch. Apparently Damion Blaze isn’t going to take much more from this guy, as he’s powering out of it, and getting up. Wait a minute, LaRoche catches his balance, and hits him with a Full Nelson Slam, I think Blaze might be knocked out. Wait a minute, Blaze is just laughing at LaRoche’s attempt to put him down, this guy is crazy. I don’t think LaRoche knows how to react to this guy, he’s just laughing at some of his best maneuvers. Now Damion is getting up, and is starting to chase down Shawn LaRoche, but LaRoche rolls out of the ring. Blaze decides to follow him out of the ring, but Blaze is met by a spear from “The Devil’s Advocate.” “The Hardcore Beast,” however, is telling LaRoche that he’s a joke now, what disrespect by Blaze.

SY: Stomp him now, LaRoche!

MC: For once, someone is actually listening to you, Yang. It may not stop him, but I think it’s actually hurting him, though. Wait, LaRoche decided pick up Blaze and roll him into the ring. LaRoche now rolls into the ring and goes for a pin.

Ref: 1 …

MC: Well, Blaze kicks outs. Now LaRoche is grabbing Blaze in a Side Headlock. LaRoche is keeping pressure on Blaze while, wait, Blaze is now starting to get up. Hold on, LaRoche hit him with a Rolling Headlock Vice, keeping pressure on Blaze, hoping to start hurting. Blaze is now starting to scream in pain. LaRoche is now getting illegal leverage by placing his feet on the ropes. Wait one second, the Ref caught LaRoche and told him to let go of the hold. LaRoche let’s go and starts to argue with the Ref, giving time for Damion Blaze to Recover. Blaze isn’t using much time, since he just went and hit a School Boy pin on LaRoche. And the Ref with the Pin.

Ref: 1 …

MC: No, only a 1-count. Blaze is now starting to stomp away at LaRoche, at least LaRoche is feeling those hits. Now Damion Blaze runs against the ropes, and hit’s a running Senton Splash. LaRoche is starting to get up, obviously in pain, wait, Damion hit him in the knee with a Dropkick, landing LaRoche smack on his face. Blaze, gets on the apron, why would he do that.

SY: He probably wants to have sex with the ropes.

MC: Sam, that’s just wrong, that pre-match stuff, we don’t want to know what you do. Well, Damion Blaze springboards, and hit’s a leg drop right across the back of Shawn LaRoche’s head. LaRoche, grabbing his head, starts to get up, but is met, instead with a Dropkick to his face by “The Hardcore Beast” himself. Blaze is not starting to feel something…

SY: Yea, the ropes up his ass.

MC: Jeeze, Sam, when do you stop? Anyway, he’s feeling something and is now headed outside of the ring. He jumps the barricade and grabs a Steel Chair, and starts to head into the ring, but LaRoche hits him with a Baseball Slide, connecting that chair to Blaze’s face. Blaze is now busted open from that maneuver, and LaRoche grabs the Chair and throws it into the ring. He now gets Blaze’s Trash Can and bring that with him into the ring, and the Ref is yelling at him for that.

SY: Shut up ref, let LaRoche do whatever he wants.

MC: Well, LaRoche shoves the ref out of the way and grabes the chair, while Blaze is rolling into the ring. The Ref is trying to grab the chair away from LaRoche now, but LaRoche just shoved the ref for trying to stop him. Wait a second, Blaze pos up and hits LaRoche in the face with a Front Dropkick, knocking the Chair into his face. It looks like the ref is calling for the bell.

Bell: *ding, ding*

MC: Well, now the Ref is going outside of the ring to talk to David Legend. It appears that the Ref is describing the Dropkick to the face as a DQ. Wait, who is that coming from the ceiling. That’s Advocate, dropping down on a hang wire. Apparently he he’s come down to tell the Ref and David Legend something, all the while the fans are confused on this situation. Well, Advocate is now going back up on that wire, what’s the deal with him, is he trying to be a ninja or something, and the Ref is headed back into the ring.

DL: Per order of CEO Advocate, this match, as well as the rest of the night, shall be under no Disqualification rules. This match has also been ordered to continue.

Bell: *ding, ding*

MC: Well, the match is going on now, and under rules that favor Blaze from here. Blaze, not wasting any tine rushes at LaRoche, and gets him with a Head Scissors Takedown. Laroche gets up, and Damion Blaze is trying to get a Huricarana, but LaRoche isn’t going, but he’ll happily give Blaze a Powerbomb. Blaze is grabbing onto LaRoche’s leg as LaRoche goes to the Trash Can to get something.

SY: Don’t worry about him, just get whatever you want, he’s only closer, you can just hit him a lot easier now.

MC: LaRoche just grabbed a Kendo Stick from the Trash Can, but Blaze stands up, all while holding onto that leg, now in the air. Wait a second, Damion Blaze just hit Shawn LaRoche with a Dragon Screw. Now Blaze grabs the Kendo Stick, and hits LaRoche in the side. Blaze isn’t done yet, he sets up LaRoche and, is he going to? Yes, Damion Blaze just hit a Russian Leg Sweep with the Kendo Stick, shades of Sandman. Now Blaze is grabbing that Steel Chair, all while LaRoche is getting up. Wait a Second, Blaze sees him, and throws the chair, that’s right, “The Hardcore Beast” threw the chair at LaRoche.

SY: What are you doing, LaRoche?

MC: Well, I think Blaze sees something, since the chair fell right on LaRoche’s face. Blaze is going to the top rope, and he hits that leg drop onto that Steel Chair that’s on LaRoche’s face. Now Blaze is going to his Trash Can and gets the lid to that Trash Can. Blaze places on the ground, almost strategically, just as LaRoche staggers up. Wait, Blaze modifies around, but still hit a sit-out body slam (Juvi Driver). Blaze now grabs that chair, and places it underneath his chain mail-type shirt. He’s, once again, headed to the tope rope. This time he hit’s a Shooting Star Press, a maneuver he calls “The Spiral Inferno.” The Ref now with the Pin.

Ref: 1 … 2 … 3.

Bell: *ding, ding*

DL: Here is your winner, “The Hardcore Beast” Damion Blaze.

SY: What were you doing, LaRoche, you knew it was coming? Why did you counter it?

MC: You know, Yang, he might have had fear, this is, after all, his first match. Well, on this contest, Damion Blaze picks up the victory and is off to a good start in WWA. We’ll be back after out commercial Break.

**Segment**

The camera switches from the arena to the backstage in front off a door. Two men facing the door step in front of the camera.**

Man1: I wonder what Adam has in store for us ... seeing as how the idiot forgot to put us on the card.

Man2: Hey, whatever. I'm sure the groovy boss has something planned.

Man1: That's what I'm afraid of Stevie.

Simmons: You're right.

**The door opens and CEO Advocate is facing them. Finally, you two show up.

Man1: Hey, Fuck you! The traffic is murder and you know I think its pretty shitty that you didn't give us the assignments.

CEO: Calm down, Jeff. You two are supposed to be the big Surprises that Fusion needs.

SS: I am no stupid lackey your supposed to tell us.

CEO: I know and I apologize. Anyway, you know what your supposed to do tonight?

SS: Hell no, fuckin tell us already.

SSimmons: Yeah Baby.

CEO: Very well, Simmons your guest announcer for the Daredevil versus Tim Harris match.

SSimmons: That's just groovy baby. Me and Cole will have a disco lemonade shaking time.

SS: What about me, yellow boy?

CEO: Guest referee for the Main Event, and here ...

**tosses Jeff something**

SS: The hell is this?

CEO: A gift.

**Superstar opens it and its a Tank top with the referee stripes as well as his DWO: New Breed Gi Pants.

SS: Sweet deal, Adam. I appreciate that.

CEO: I know. Now good luck to both of you.

SSimmons: OWWWWWW Have mercy!

SS: I just hope Hunter doesn't try anything funny.

CEO: Me too.

**camera fades**

MC: Our next match pits Python against Ace Hart

SY: Great a sleeper.

MC: Well Sam in this match the only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent for a ten count.

SY: This is going to be a long fucking match!

*The lights go dim as hearts are all around the arena and "Ready to Run" by Audio Adreneline hits. The fans go nuts as Ace Hart makes his way down to the ring.*

MC: Ace, a member of the Wild Cards but he has been on the decline as of late.

SY: Wake up Cole he was never on the incline, anyone who needs the likes of Diamond to carry him is really fucked up.

*"Ego" by Element Eighty begins to play and Python walks out to a huge chorus of boos. He enters the ring and begins to stare down Ace Hart.*

MC: Python, a promising young man…

SY: Promising? Are you kidding me has this guy even won a match yet?

MC: Well Sam I can see you won’t enjoy this match so just sit back and try not to ruin it for the rest of us.

SY: Screw that I suffer so does everyone else.

MC: I was afraid you’d feel that way. Okay here we go and Ron Justice is sure to have his hands full here. Ace and Python lock up and Python gets the better of the exchange tossing Ace to the ground. Python tries to lock Ace up again but Ace too fast with a drop toe hold. Python to his feet Ace takes him back down with a leg trip and now Python seems frustrated.

SY: See boring as hell already.

MC: Ace goes for a back body drop telegraphed by Python who kicks Ace in the chest. Both men then spill over the top rope after a thunderous clothesline by Python. Ace is the first to his feet and he is searching for a weapon and finds a chair and whacks Python in the skull with it. Ace now tosses the chair in the ring and grabs the microphone wire which he begins to strangle Python with.

SY: Kill him, Kill him.

MC: I thought you didn’t like Ace?

SY: I don’t care who wins just as long as one of them dies!

MC: Ace finally let’s go of Python and tells Ron justice to start the count and he does.

RJ: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5…

MC: Python starts to move and Ace realizing Justice won’t get to ten attacks Python with a knee lift sending him into the Canadian Announce Table. Ace springs off the apron but gets a face full of TV monitor. Ace now laying on the ground holding his jaw and Python picks up the monitor again and he is going to put it screen right through Ace’s head. Ace rolls out of the way in the nick of time but both men are cut by debris.

SY: Damn he missed.

MC: Sam, don’t say things like that. Ace fighting back with a series of right hands but Python whips him hard into the guard rail. Python then whips a recovering Ace Hart in the ring steps with authority before reentering the ring. Ron Justice starts his count.

RJ: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8…

MC: Ace Hart is back up and he is on the apron. Python tries to go on the attack but catches a shoulder block and then a guillotine leg drop. Ace now scoops up Python and a huge piledriver. Ace is calling for the Royal Flush and he is climbing to the top and he nails it dead on. He screams for Justice to count and he does so.

RJ: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9…

MC: Python gets up at nine!

SY: For Christ sakes stay down and end this stupid match already.

MC: Ace back on the attack but Python with a low blow which is perfectly legal here. Python now with a huge powerbomb but it was out of desperation. Python now to his feet and he scoops up Ace Hart and a Death Valley Driver and it is very effective as Ace looks out of it.

RJ: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…

MC: Ace Hart charismatically springs to his feet after seven and then ducks a Python clothesline and Ante Up by Ace Hart. Ace is now going for the kill shot as he has the chair and is waiting for Python to get up. Ace tosses the chair at Python but Python ducks as Ace tires to kick the chair into Python and OH MY GOD. Ace’s hart leg has been practically snapped in two. Ace is reeling in pain and he can’t get up.

RJ: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10…

MC: Python wins this match but I am worried about the welfare of Ace Hart his femur looks broken.

SY: Well that about does it for his career.

MC: Sam how can you be so cold?

SY: Simple I prayed someone would get hurt and they did.

MC: Diamond and Duncan Walker are now out checking on Ace but this is not good folks we will get Ace Hart some help while you watch these messages.

*The camera fades out to Ace Hart on a stretcher.*

**The scene to Slash and Sherman standing in the middle of a room. The walls and floor are all painted white. With them is a dead horse, presumably the one Sherman put into the Tank Crusher and beat to death a while ago. Sherman is in his usual military get-up, as for Slash. Well, Slash has decided to pull out his old Tuxedo t-shirt for this very special occasion.**

Slash: I’m Slash Stevens, and he’s William Sherman, and on the next episode of “Shash and Sherman’s Horseshit,”

**The scene changed to a shot of the Democratic National Convention that happened in 2000. You can hear Slash’s loud, obnoxious voice over the video footage being played.**

Slash: This week, we’re going to be talking about Democrats, their Ideals, and John Kerry in specific.

Sherman: Come on, you seriously want me to vote for a guy that has voted to slash the budget every chance he has got? That voted against the first Persian Gulf War but said he supported it, voted for the Second Persian Gulf War, but refused to fund it and is now against it, that threw the medals he got in Vietnam back into governments own face, and voted against every piece of modern military equipment we use today. What a lying Un-American bitch.

**The Scene changed to the interior of a Church. You get the idea that it’s a Roman Catholic Church since it seems like it cost at least $3 million to build. The scene has people in the middle of a congregation.**

Slash: We’ll tell you how this pile of shit goes against John Kerry, even though he’s in the crowd.

Sherman: Lying Un-American scum. He can’t stop the Tank.

Slash: Cool it, Sherman, we don’t need you going mad now, wait until later. Anyway, we’ll also tell how their book go against the Democrats, if you believe that pile of garbage.

**The scene then goes to a shot of PeTA Headquarters, still with the hole from the firing of a Chicken Dinner at it in the building.**

Slash: We are also going to tell you how PeTA, who by the way are dicks in their own right, are huge supporters of the fascist Left Wing.

Sherman: I’ll kill them, all the fucking fascists.

**You see Sherman going mad when the camera returns to a shot of the two hosts of the very informative show.**

Slash: We’ll talk about that and so much more, all on the next “Horseshit.”

**The screen then goes from Slash and Sherman in the white room to a “Slash and Sherman Presents: Horseshit” logo on a black background.**

Announcer: (heard over the screen) That’s “Slash and Sherman’s Horseshit.” This week, only on HBO.

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