**Arena lights up and the sounds of Prodigy's "Smack that Bitch up." Blares in the arena PA system. The previous weeks highlights are shown and then ...
BOOM!
**Blue and Red fireworks fire from the center of the arena roof and travle towards the CactusTron ... Then, they connect and Purple Pyro fires from the sides of the 'Tron.**
**Scene begins outside the Offices of CEO Advocate. Sound can be heard form outside the doors.**
voice 1: I know whats going on. You don't fool me, therefore I am executing my XGW clause.
Voice 2: You can't do that!
Voice 1: The hell I can't! That contact is still as valid as my wrestling contract. Therefore, I am throwing my weight around, but just for one match. The Hartwig versus Hardcore Beast match ... I'll tell the ref the rules.
**Scene ends**
*The cameras come back to the ring where JJ Midnight and Rage Dragon are already in the ring.*
MC: Were back folks and we are ready to get our first match of the night underway and it will be a Double Jeopardy match. Do you know what that means Sam?
SY: The winner moves on to Final Jeopardy?
MC: Not quite, it means that the first competitor to score both a pinfall and a submission in this match will be declared the winner.
SY: Then Final Jeopardy…
MC: No Sam, there is no Final Jeopardy!
SY: You know Cole you aren’t a good a host as Alec Trebec
MC: Sam, how do you still have a job?
SY: Two things plain and simple. One I get ratings and number two is of course Affirmative Action… God I love this country!
MC: Geez, I knew things wouldn’t get any better with Bush getting back into office.
SY: God Bless America, Land that I love…
MC: Stop that already the match is underway and both men lock up. Rage Dragon gets the advantage with a collar and elbow tie up but JJ Midnight flips Rage over his shoulder. JJ with a drop toe hold and then he latches in a crossface but Rage is able slip out. Rage with a huge back body drop. JJ back to his feet but he runs into another huge back body drop. JJ once again rises and is this time met with a Samoan drop and I think JJ midnight was just bouncing back to his feet by instinct but now he is down.
SY: And I think Advocate purposely puts the worst match first so I can be extremely pissed by the end of the night.
MC: Sam the world does not revolve around you but I think JJ Midnight wishes he wasn’t in this match tonight as he catches a huge DDT from Rage Dragon. Well, Rage is in a… rage early in this match.
SY: Did you think of that great one liner all by yourself?
MC: Sam, aren’t you usually sleeping by now?
SY: Thanks for reminding me.
MC: Dragon scoops up JJ Midnight wait small package.
RJ: 1… 2…
SY: kickout and JJ’s small package is still frowned upon.
MC: I’m not even going to touch that one, literally or figuratively. JJ Midnight now in control with a deep arm drag. JJ Midnight locks in a dragon sleeper and what irony a dragon sleeper on Rage Dragon. Dragon is squirming and pulling but he can’t seem to escape. Ron Justice is right in there and Rage doesn’t seem ready to submit and give the lead to JJ. Rage Dragon is inching and he grabs the ropes breaking the hold but JJ uses just out all of the five count before he breaks. Technically no DQs in this one but the match could be thrown out if JJ is not careful. JJ picks Rage up in a suplex and drops him into a piledriver. JJ Midnight runs, springs off the second rope and a beautiful Asai Moonsault. JJ makes the cover, Justice with the count.
RJ: 1… 2…
MC: kick out by Rage.
SY: So the moonsault was beautiful?
MC: Yes, Sam it was perfectly executed and a huge enzugriri by Rage may turn this one around.
SY: If it is so beautiful then why don’t you marry it?
MC: A gutwrench suplex by Rage Dragon, I thought you were going to sleep.
SY: I’m not tired…
MC: Oh goody… JJ Midnight now fighting back with right hands. JJ with a spinning heel kick that connects with Rage’s face. JJ Midnight is setting up and he stings off the ropes and goes for a tornado DDT, but Rage Dragon caught him and a huge Northern Lights Suplex, and Rage held onto a bridge.
RJ: 1… 2…
MC: JJ Midnight just barely kicked out of that move. Rage throws JJ into the corner with authority and goes for powerslam wait JJ swung it into a Fujiwara Arm Bar! Incredible reversal by JJ Midnight and he and Rage are in the middle of the ring and not going nowhere. Rage is trying to fight but JJ really has him in a bad place here. Ron Justice asks and Rage decides to submit because injury could cost him a second fall. JJ Midnight gets the first part of the Double Jeopardy. Any thoughts Sam?
SY: Is it over yet?
MC: Sam I thought I explained Double Jeopardy Rules… Oh why do I bother? JJ is to work on that arm that he had the arm bar on. He rams Rage shoulder fist into the turnbuckle. JJ steps outside to the apron and wraps Rage’s arm up in the rope. Rage grabs JJ and drops down causing pain to himself but knocking JJ Midnight head first into the guardrail in the process. This is turning into a good match, are you glad you stayed awake, Sam?
SY: Do you have any sleeping pills? I’ll take vicatan?
MC: Of course I don’t. JJ Midnight is back up and back in the ring. Meanwhile Rage Dragon is still holding his shoulder. Rage was playing possum and he snake eyes JJ into the turnbuckle. JJ is out on his feet and Rage hits a fall away slam. Rage with a full nelson and now a half nelson and he shifts again sitting on JJ’s back while wrenching the arm. Ron Justice is all over it asking JJ if he submits and if he does the match will be decided by the next pinfall. JJ is finally able to escape the hold, but he catches multiple boots by Rage Dragon.
SY: Damn it where are Cash Dogg and Spyder when you need them I know those losers have drugs.
MC: Sam, family show stop wondering out loud where you can buy drugs.
SY: Well, Cole if you helped me think we could stop talking about it.
MC: Rage Dragon still on the assault and he is calling for a big move here. Rage Dragon hits a huge powerbomb. Rage is setting up for and he nails the Rage Assault and he may have a pinfall here. Ron Justice is in position and the count.
RJ: 1… 2… 3…
MC: Now Rage Dragon needs a submission to win and JJ Midnight needs a pinfall. This is getting interesting.
SY: I know that dirty Puerto Rican Cyclone could get me some, he has some connections I bet, but I am not on good terms with him.
MC: Sam, Cyclone used to be a superstar on Fusion you bad mouth the show by accusing him of things like that. Both men are now on their feet. JJ with a kick to the midsection and a snap suplex. JJ now with a body slam and he is ascending the turnbuckle. JJ comes off with a huge 450 splash and this may be it.
SY: Maybe Stone… No he was fired and he’s probably passed out in some ditch.
RJ: 1… 2…
MC: Kickout by Rage Dragon and that one was close to being the end. JJ is upset and he tries to scoop up Rage who hits low blow and remember no DQs in this match. Rage Dragon runs and clips out JJ’s knees. Good strategy as Rage Dragon needs a submission to win. JJ back to his feet and Rage again with a knee clip but JJ jumps and Rage goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle.
SY: Deception is Mexican maybe he … nah he talks too much I couldn’t stand that.
MC: JJ catches Rage Dragon and a German Suplex and he held on he is going for a second. Wait Rage trips up JJ Midnight and latches in a Figure Four leglock and this may be all folks as all Rage needs is a submission to win. Ron Justice is in position but JJ is trying to turn it over. Rage is fighting JJ the whole way but this gives JJ a chance to grab the ropes and escape the hold. Rage charges with a clothesline but JJ ducks and runs him into the ropes and a roll-up.
RJ: 1… 2… 3…
MC: JJ Midnight wins it here.
DL: And here is your winner ... JJ Midnight!
SY: Who cares Cole, why the hell doesn’t Advocate have painkillers around so I can sleep through matches? This is a hostile work environment.
MC: There are so many things wrong with that statement.
** Segment **
Stormcat: Hey everyone , I know I haven’t a match lately , I’d just like to let the fans know I’m still here , and that’s not about to Change. Now I think its time I tell you my plans for the Intercontinental Championship….
** The Camera suddenly falls over **
Stormcat: What the? ….It’s you! But you’re….
**the camera Shows two Black Ring boots with dark Brown flame print and Stormcat being thrown against the Wall in the distance some Boxes and crates from above fall on Stormcat , the boots walk off Not Long After paramedics arrive and lift the boxes off Stormcat , then they put him on a stretcher and carry him off. The Camera fizzles out to fuzz**
**Segment Ends **
MC: Well Ladies and gentle men it's time for Our Hardcore match between Jason Hartwig and Red Dragon. Expect to see a whole new side of Jason and Dragon in this match up. Its going to be speed versus speed in here.
SY: Take a look at the ring it's a warzone of Hardcore Items in there.
MC: It that a Barbwire Laden Dumpster on the outside of the ring?
SY: um... yeah Don't you know a Barb Wire Bin o Fun when you see it? We are getting ready to see a war here tonight!
**As "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit blasts over the loud speakers, the announcer continues.**
DL: coming to the ring weighing in at 206 pounds. He stands at 5 feet 11 inches tall. WWA Fans and viewers alike please put your hands together for, Jason Hartwig!
**The curtain parts and, dressed in a pair of baggy black jean and a skin tight crimson colored T Shirt, is Jason Hartwig. As Jason comes walking out of the back stopping to blow some of his long black hair out of his face, a mix of boos and cheers fill the arena as Jason makes his way to the ring. Red Dragon is already in the ring. stretching**
SY: Is he really "THAT" good?
MC: For God sakes Yang do some damn research before you come on air. Sources close to the Hartwig camp say that he takes much of his style from his brother so lets get it on. Things just don't look good for Red Dragon who didn't show much life on the WWA Television last week. Let's hope that his ring performance doesn't reflect that. This match is underway; here we GO! Walking right up to Red Dragon, Jason Hartwig grabs him by the head and blasts Dragon with a European Uppercut! Dragon's eyes water from the sting and Jason goes on the offensive with an aggressive Elbow Smash to the face. Low blow makes Dragon a believer in Budda too, taking him down to both knees. Spinning Fore arm Smash finds the mark and Dragon's head shimmys from the impact!
SY: GOOD GWWWWAAADDDDD!!!!
MC: That had to hurt and Dragon is in a ton of trouble early! Dragon staggers to one knee and falling back into the turnbuckle, Jason Hartwig charges hard! Dragon, Showing his speed, side steps the back elbow and delivering a Martial Arts kick to the balls, Jason
Hartwig pukes all over the padding. Side suplex attacks Jason's neck and as Dragon continues to put the boots to his opponent the crowd cheers with every kick!
SY: KILL HIM! KILL HIM FOR the WWA FUSION!!
MC: Sam Yang, take it easy with the pro Fusion commentary already. We all know you Hate Shot Gun, but by god, enough is enough!
SY: I'm sick of these insipid rants about how ShotGun is Better than Fusion. Enough is enough These Superstars come out night after night giving it their all!
MC: Yeah ok...lets not start this now.
SY: ADMIT IT YOUR A SHOT GUN FAN. I knew it!
MC: Back in the ring, Dragon has just DDTed Jason Hartwig into the mat and connecting with a solid sit-down leg drop, points to the dumpster-o-fun!
SY: Jason just rolled out of the ring to get a hold of him self.
MC: Out side the ring Dragon follows. Jason is on his knees trying to shake out the cobwebs. Dragon makes his way towards Jason and.
Crack!
SY: Good Gawd !
MC: The crowd explodes as Dragon slaps Jason Hartwig with an ungodly kick to the ear
SY: My god he practically just kicked a hole right through the side of Jason's head.
MC: Jason Hartwig looks to be hurt and perhaps that neck injury wasn't that far into Jason's future! He's holding the back of his neck and my god! Dragon has him up by his hair.
SY: Jason Hartwig is getting tossed into the dumpster!
MC: In a desperation move, Jason Hartwig punches Dragon in the throat causing the maneuver to be broken. Jason Hartwig quickly connects with a side kick and without delay drills Red Dragon into the mat with a Massive Inverted DDT. Dragon is knocked out cold and Jason Hartwig not feeling enough damage is done removes a string of barb wire from the dumpster. Reaching back he begins to whip Dragon's body over and over again with the barb. Three cuts open, two on the chest and one on the legs of Dragon and this one's getting out of control. The referee threatens to fine Jason Hartwig and tossing the barb into the booing audience, Jason Hartwig points towards the dumpster-o-fun!
SY: Oh my god! Jason's going to Give Dragon a Powerbomb into the bin-o-barb!
MC: Wait. What? Why is he dragging Dragon back into the Ring?
SY: He's setting him up in Power Bomb position.NO NOT FROM THE INSIDE OF THE RING!
MC: He's got him up and Jason is running towards the dumpster! LOOK OUT! Dragon with a punch to the face and throwing
his momentum off, allows Red Dragon to grab the top rope executing a Huricanrana! Jason Hartwig flips over the top rope landing directly into the barb and Jason is hurt bad.
MC: Wow Dumpsters now a days are built to last.
SY: MY GOD MY GOD The dumpster didn't even budge. Jason has got to feel like he's been thrown on to a damn, brick wall!
MC: Correction Sam Yang. That would be a Brick Wall Wrapped in Barb Wire!
SY: Don't Worry I think something broke his fall.
MC: And what would that be?
SY: HIS SPINE Bwaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahaha!
MC: Sam you are a sick sick little man. Dragon is in the ring begging Jason to get back into the ring. Jason is slowly trying to shake out the cobwebs.. I think he's good! Both men sprint to the center of the ring and begin going toe to toe on the WWA logo. Dragon with a right, Jason with a left. Knife edge chop by Jason, downward slap by Dragon. Jason charges Red Dragon pushing him into the corner landing brutal body punches to the mid-section and kidney area. Dragon gets hurt with each shot but thrusting a thumb into
Jason's eyes, takes over the offense. Bull Dog sends Jason to the mat hard. Dragon begins to stomp away on the forehead of Jason and abruptly stopping.. points to a trash can at the corner of the ring with a smile. The crowd erupts with cheers as Red Dragon pulls out a barb wire 2X4. Jason gets up and THUD! The barb lands opening up Jason's forehead like a can of crushed tomatoes. Placing the barb wire on the floor, Red Dragon delivers a snap suplex onto the 2X4 and Jason arches in pain. Dragon with the cover and the Ref slaps the mat, 1.. 2.
SY: THREE!
MC: It's over? The referee puts a deuce into the air and the match continues. Dragon points to the ropes and the crowd goes wild! Irish whip into the ropes and Hartwig hangs on sticking like Velcro. Red Dragon picks up the entire can of hardcore items and charging, crashes into both Jason denting the can. Jason flips over the ring and both men fall to the concrete.
SY: The garbage can just spilled out in front of us and my GOD, Red Dragon just hurt himself on the floor.
MC: Dragon is grabbing his shoulder and I think this ones over.
SY: Both of these men are hurt bad but I think Jason has gotten the worse of the beating. He never fully recovered from the Trash Bin
Huracanrana!
MC: The referee is powerless to stop the match because Advocate has given specific instructions that a winner must be declared. Jason gets up from the ground first, half wrapped in barb and climbing to the apron connects with a mini barb wire Shootingstar
press!
SY: Bloody amazing.
MC: The EMTs rush out to cut Hartwig free because it's apparent, he stuck on Red Dragon. Once free, Jason grabs the trash can and belts Dragon over the head denting the trash can in the opposite direction. DDT onto the can and Dragon is hurt. The cover and the
count, 1.. 2..
Ref: 3!
mc: Kick out by Dragon! Jason looks up with glazed eyes tossing Dragon over the guard rail. Following him into the crowd, Jason grabs someone's beer and guzzles it clean. Bashing the plastic cup into Dragon's face, Jason Hartwig raises a hand in the air. Vertical suplex on the concrete and the crowd goes crazy. Signs of "Use This Chair" light up Jason's eyes and WHACK! Dragon goes down hard!
SY: How many actual wrestling moves have been used?
MC: Who cares? This is great! My god fans, they are now headed out of the arena and into the hallway. Dragon is hurt but lands a spinning back fist to the head of his opponent. Jason staggers and gets another one for not going down. This time Jason crumples to the floor and opening a random door, Dragon begins to rustle through a random closet. Jason is hurt and Red Dragon isn't done yet. CRACK! Dragon breaks a mop over the back of Hartwig and begins beating him with the remains. Jason lets out a grunt and drives Red Dragon into the open broom closet. Grabbing the mop bucket, Jason spills the contents of cold soapy water on Dragon blasting him in the head with the bucket. Dragon's head breaks open and Jason makes the cover. 1.. 2..
Ref: ...
MC: Kick out by Dragon and Jason now wraps a vacuum cleaner cord around Dragon's neck and starts to pull tight. Dragon's eyes roll as he grabs some AJAX tossing the powder in Jason's eyes. The sting backs Jason up and as Dragon charges, Jason lower himself catapulting Dragon into the concession stand. The hot-dog machine falls on Dragon and Hartwig unable to fight because of the AJAX, wanders towards the escalators. Dragon gets up slowly and seeing Jason clearing the cobwebs, hops the counter, charges
forward, and ...
SY: MY GOD corkscrew dragon tail kick drops Jason down the escalator.
MC: Jason stumbles and tumbles in a violent way landing at the bottom as the camera now shows Dragon taking a nice relaxing ride down the escalator. Reaching the bottom, Jason is not moving and a count is made. 1.. 2.
SY: THREE!!!!!!!!!! Thank GOD it's over!
MC: What a match, the Red Dragon comes away with a victory. Wait, the referee shakes his head no and holds up his two fingers. Knowing the match isn't over, Red Dragon frowns and begins to drag Jason through the two large doors re-entering the arena. As they enter, the crowd goes nuts as Red Dragon continues to beat Jason over the head with his fist. Dragon has just tossed Jason into the ring and looking for a strand of barb, MY GOD NO!
SY: Dragon is whipping Jason with the barb, returning the earlier favor and Jason's back becomes lacerated. Red Dragon is in control and what the hell is that sick bastard doing now?
MC: No Jason just mustered up some strength and caught the Barb Wire. And yanking on it pulls Dragon into a close line. Frustrated, angry, an looking to end Dragon's career, Jason wraps the barb wire around one of Dragon's Arms and face . He raises a hand in the air and.
SY: CROSS FACE CROSS FACE. MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM!
MC: Shades of Jason's older brother here and Dragon is refusing to tap holy mother of crap. I can't look! The barb cuts into both men's arms making this bout a blood bath for the ages. Many in the audience turn from the ring and as the referee asks Dragon if he wants to quit, he says...
SY: I QUIT!!
MC: Did he just quit? No! As Usual you are wrong Sam. As Dragon calls the referee an FN-Sh*t, Dragon gets desperate and clutches the nylon ropes causing the referee to break the hold. Jason is furious now whipping Dragon to the ropes, Jason shoots for a cloths line but Dragon ducks it. He comes back off the ropes and ...
SY: My GOD! What the hell was that?
MC: It's a Red Dragon Roaring Elbow! It's over It's over!
SY: No, it was sloppy and I don't think Jason got the full feel of it! I mean the man is still standing.
MC: Well he's giving it another shot! Dragon comes of the ropes in another attempt, but a SuperKick from out of no where! Jason makes his way to a Barb Wire steel chair and placing the steel under his legs, picks Dragon up into the air and slams him hard into the mat with a mini simoan drop. He places the Steel chair atop Dragon and climbs to the top rope.
SY: DONT DO IT JASON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT!
MC: Jason evidentially wanting to make sure that this was the move that ended this match up and possible Dragons career by placing that steel on top of Dragon. Hes signaling to the crowd and ...
SY: FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... MY GOD MY GOD!
**The Ref is on the mat.1...2...**
SY: THREE! MY GOD MY GOD JASON GOING TO ANY ANY ALL LENGTHS TO GET THE JOB DONE!
MC: Its academic here fan boys and fans girls Dragon is on the mat motionless. They're bringing out a stretcher to peel him off of the
mat.
DL: And you winner of the bout. JASON Hartwig!
** Segment **
JB: I’m Here with Hunter just before his match with Deception . Hunter , how do you think your match is going to end up?
Hunter: Jesse , I’m a nine year veteran of this company , I’m the Intercontinental Champion , in my opinion the only recognized belt in the company , I’m not worried about some Long winded loudmouth who has probably never even been in a ring before!
JB: Aren’t you the slightest bit worried about the surprise Stipulation for this match?
Hunter: Against anyone else maybe , but this guy is pathetic , he probably doesn’t even know how to do his own Finisher!
JB: What About these mysterious attacks backstage?
Hunter: Like I said before , I will find who’s Responsible and I will put an End to it. Now if you don’t mind , I have a windbag to deflate.
**Hunter Walks off**
** End Segment **
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