DL: Welcome EVERYONE TO ANOTHER EDITION OF WWA FUSION!

**Crowd cheers!**

DL: Up first is a Special WWA Massacre match ...

** "Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails plays as La Sexoristo and Jin Kazuma of "The American Dream" walk down to the ring. La Sexoristo wearing his normal dark purple oufit and Jin Kasuma in his his normal Luchador style Outfit , the Step into the ring and the crowd is booing loudly.**

DL: The following Contest is Scheduled for one fall introducing first at a combined weight of 491 pounds, La Sexoristo and Jin Kazuma!

MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first match of the night.

SY: Why are you always Sucking up to these losers?

** "Song 2" By Blur Plays as Billy and Nathan Storm walk down to the ring as always Nathan is the larger of the two They Step into the ring.**

DL: And their Opponents , From Bowling Green Ohio , at a combined weight of 424 pounds , Billy and Nathan , The Storm Brothers!

MC: This match ought to be good.

SY: I thought the Storms' were Retired, Boooo! Get out of the Ring.

MC: Well both teams seem to be trying to decide who will start the match off.

SY: Come on! While were young!

MC: Ok it looks like we're starting off with Billy Storm and Jin Kazuma.

**Bell Rings**

MC: Jin Ran at Billy but got hit with an arm drag, both Wrestlers are up again but Jin is looking more cautious now. Billy runs at Jin and now he gets hit with an arm drag. Billy nods a little in respect both men are up again.

SY: Yawn! Could this Match Get any more boring? Wake me when its over!

**Sam Yang appears to had gone to sleep**

MC: Hi Diamond!

**Sam wakes up and looks around**

SY: Is that Bastard Diamond here?!

MC: Nope

SY: That wasn't Funny you %#&$er!

MC: Jin Kazuma whipped Billy for a Back Body Drop but Billy countered turning it into a DDT. Billy is heading for the top Rope and tries for the Thunder Splash already and he hits it! He's trying to pin, but La Sexoristo has distracted the Referee trying to slide a chair into the ring. Billy Breaks the pin just as the ref turned around. Billy Turned Jin around and locks him a Boston Crab. Jin's trying to fight out of it or Reach for the ropes or something. La Sexoristo is trying to get in the ring to help his partner but the ref is having no part of it , Jin is Tapping! The Referee doesn't see it! The Ref turns around ... Jin isn't trying to Tap anymore? Jin is reaching for the ropes again and grabs them.

REF: 1..2...3...4

MC: Billy Breaks the Hold looking Frustrated. Billy Tags in his brother Nathan, Jin is crawling to his corner. Jin Tags in La Sexoristo just in time. The two big guys Lock up, Nathan Irish whips La Sexoristo against the robes, then Nails him with a Big boot ... Nathan goes for a pin.

SY: GET UP YOU BASTARD!

REF: 1...2.

MC: Kick out by La Sexoristo. Nathan Lifts La Sex up And Grabs him for a Vertical Suplex but La Sex Punched out of it and hits Nathan with a Belly to Belly Suplex. La Sexoristo goes for the pin.

REF: 1...2

MC: Kick out by Nathan Storm .

SY: Pin him and get this match over with!

MC: What are you doing here Diamond?

SY: Huh?

**Yang Looks Behind him, then back at Cole**

SY: Knock it THE @#$% off!

MC: What Billy Storm is on the top rope! He's not the legal man! He Tried for a Cross body, but La Sexoristo Caught him and counters with a Fall Away Slam.

SY: Ha Ha, THE $%&%er got what he deserved!

MC: Billy gave his Brother Nathan the time he need to get back up. La Sex turned around just in time to catch a kick to the gut and then a Pump-Handle Slam from Nathan Storm. Billy Storm has Rolled out of the ring , what is Jin Kasuma doing? Jin Kasuma is attacking Billy Storm on the outside of the ring with a flurry of martial art Kicks. Nathan and La Sexoristo are up and La Sexoristo hits Nathan with a Flying Clothesline.

SY: So Boring ... can't Focus ...

**Sam Yang lays his head on the announcer's table**

Squeak!

**Yang's head Darts Up**

SY: What the hell, is that rat around here?

MC: No

**A nearby kid in the audience squeezes the plush Nibbles Doll with sound again**

SY: I'll kill you Kid!

MC: Don't be hard on the kid, he's just a big fan of Nibbles apparently.

SY: that's why he must die, stupid rat!

MC: Nathan Storm picked up La Sexoristo and hits him in the "Surge Breaker", that Shoulder Breaker. He Goes for the cover .

REF: 1..2..

MC: La Sexoristo grabbed hold of the ropes. Nathan Lifts La Sexoristo up and tried for a Piledriver, but somehow La Sexoristo got his hands free in time to push himself out on the way down. Both men looking for a tag but Jin and Billy are still beating the hell out of each other outside of the ring. Nathan and La Sexoristo are just Staring each other down making circles in the ring now , these two seem pretty evenly matched. La Sexoristo is Calling for a Test of Strength Nathan Reaches out for La Sex's hands , but wait a minute! La Sexoristo has just grabbed Nathan's Neck And hit the Thunderkiss '04 into the Turnbuckle then another Chokeslam on the apron to finish it out. Nathan is out of the ring now , but the referee is distracted with Jin and Billy again Telling them to get back to their corners and Hey Diamond!

SY: You %^$&er! I'm not falling for that again!

D: Its Great to be here!

SY: Ahhhh! What The Hell are you doing out here?!

D: Well First the Cole Fake outs to make you shut up was funny , but then I saw that fan with the nibbles doll , and lets say a lot of people are gonna get autographs before this match is over.

MC: Well there goes the Intercontinental Champion , who has a match later tonight , he's moving through the crowd signing autographs.

SY: Stupid #%^$er! I hate his $^&$ing guts!

MC: The Referee is finally paying attention to the match and is counting for Nathan to get back in the ring.

REF: 2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..

MC: Nathan is back in the ring, Jin and Billy are back in their corners and Nathan is crawling for his corner and tries for a Tag, but La Sexoristo is pulling him back by his legs. Nathan Kicks free and tries for the tag again , He's got it ... Billy Storm is Tagged back in! Billy Hits La Sexoristo with a Dropkick but La Sex isn't knocked down, Billy tries another Dropkick and Knocks La Sexoristo back into his corner where Jin Kasuma tags himself in.

SY: This match is so boring ...

MC: The Two are now Trading Kicks an punches, Jin is Really putting his Martial Arts training to work here. Billy Just caught one of Jin's legs a Dragon Screw! Looks Like Diamond's having fun. He's actually sitting down watching the match with a few kids.

SY: I knew it!

MC: You knew what?

SY: Diamond's a damn Pedophile!

MC: What?

SY: Get him away from those Kids!

MC: Diamond is not a Pedophile.

SY: That's what A lot of People Said About Michael Jackson.

MC: both men are on there feet again Jin Runs Toward Billy, Billy bent down for a back body drop, but Jin jumped ... rolling over Billy, Jin hits Billy with a Springboard Bulldog! Jin is Going to the top rope now, He is trying for a Moonsault, but Billy brought his knees up.

SY: Why hasn't Security got Diamond away from those kids yet?

MC: Give it a Rest he's not doing any harm.

SY: That freak needs to be arrested!

MC: Both men are up again Billy jumps up and hits Jin with a Hurricanrana he holds for the pin.

REF: 1...2..

MC: Jin Rolled to the Side turning this into a pinning situation for him.

REF: 1...2..

MC: Billy Rolls forward Making it another Pin.

REF: 1...2..

MC: Kick out by Jim Kasuma. What's this? La Sexoristo is trying to get into the ring with a Chair! The referee is trying to get the Chair away from La Sexoristo, Billy lifts Jin to his feet and a Low Blow by Kasuma! Jin Follows with a Neckbreaker. What The?! What's Hunter doing here?! Hunter is in the ring and starts kicking the downed Billy! The referee's back is still turned Hunter Hits Billy with an Elbow Drop. Hunter just picked Billy up into a Powerbomb!

SY: Yeah Get him! Break him in Half!

MC: Hunter has gotten out of the ring in time to catch a beating from Nathan Storm, Jin is going for a Pin.

REF: 1..2..

SY: How did he just kick out of that!

MC: What Heart! What Determination!

SY: What Luck, bitch.

D: Yep, that was a close one!

SY: What are you doing back?

D: Wasting your time.

SY: Do it somewhere else!

MC: Both men on their Feet again Billy is looking for a tag, but his brother Nathan is still trying to teach Hunter a lesson. Jin Kasuma Tags in La Sexoristo Who Grabs Billy an hits him with a Michinoku Driver. La Sexoristo Goes for the Pin.

REF: 1...2...3!

DL: Here are your Winners ... Jin Kasuma and La Sexoristo; The American Dream!

D: Listen to that Crowd, They are not happy.

MC: I have to Agree with that.

D: Well, I'm outta here. I have a match to do absolutely nothing to prepare for.

**Diamond Leaves**

MC: Well, that was a Certainly interesting match wasn't it Sam?

SY: Will you Shut up! I'm trying to catch a nap, before the next match.

**Segment**

**The camera pans to the backstage area and the camera moves to a door. The plaque says ... "CEO Advocate". The door is cracked open and it peeks through. A man is standing in front of the desk and you see CEO nod in approval and then he gets up and paces back and forth.

CEO: Look what makes you think I will just let you walk in? I mean your still contractually attached to that "Other" Fed.

Man: True, but like I said I see your fed as a better fit and a much more POLISHED fed.

CEO: Well, what do you want me to do? I can't shark you.

Man: Well, I have other guys, some that are as disheartened with that "Other" fed as I am.

CEO: Look, I am not going to start a war here. But, seeing as how that guy Steve is a prick ... I might enjoy this. Okay I thought about it and your in. So welcome ...

**CEO Advocate looks straight into the camera and shouts ... ** CEO: Chris Elliot.

CE: Thanks, you won't regret this. **Camera fades** MC: The hell is that all about? What "other" fed?

SY: Oh, I heard about that fed ... Its called ... get this. You'll love it cause your as gay as it sounds. SWA ... Super Wrestling Allstars.

MC: Damn that is pretty gay. Sounds like a special move in Street Fighter.

SY: No more like Big Gay Al from South Park.

MC: True, well anyway, This next match pits Python and the returning ,Iceman against each other in a …am I reading this right? An "As Picked By Nibbles Match?"

SY: That Rat can't Pick a #$^$ing match damn it!

MC: I'm just reading what is Says Sam.

**The Cactustron turns on as a cheap drum roll sound bite hit's the speakers, the large screen shows nibbles on a list of Stipulations and a food pellet at each one, Nibbles goes to and eats the one at Lumberjack match. **

MC: This Match would appear to have become a Lumberjack Match, Sam!

SY: Stupid Rodent! He just ate the first Pellet he grabbed.

MC: Doesn't matter the Stipulation was "As picked by Nibbles" and he just picked, but who are the Lumberjacks?

**Nibbles is now on a Similar list, this one of WWA Talent. He eats the pellets by the Forces of Nature and their Manager, Chapel. Killer Instinct and a New guy.**

SY: Who the %^&$ is this loser?

MC: I have no Idea, anyway the Lumberjacks are making their way around the ring. Its been a long time since we've had a Lumberjack match, so I'm going to explain how it works. There are no count outs, however the "Lumberjacks" on the outside are allowed to use any means necessary to force either competitor back into the ring.

SY: We know What a %^$&ing Lumberjack match is moron.

**"Ego" by Element Eighty plays as Python Walks Calmly to the Ring in his Jeans. He Climbs into the ring with an superior smirk on his face.**

DL: From Memphis, Tennessee; weighing in at 290 pounds, Python!

MC: What is he Smiling all about?

SY: He knows Iceman's a push over and he has this match won.

MC: I don't know about tha , but I still think Python's up to something.

SY: You're full of crap, he's model wrestler. He'd never do something like that.

**"Alive" by P.O.D. blasts on the Sound System, Ice blue mist shrouds the Top of the Ramp. Iceman in baggy black Jeans and a white Tank top walks down toward the ring, but is stopped by War and Chapel. Who immediately start beating on him, before the match even begins soon all the lumberjacks are joining in**

SY: Yeah! Get Him!

MC: What the heck is going on here? Why Would Nibbles pick these people to be the lumberjacks?

SY: Ha ... The Rat Finally Did something Right!

MC: They finally threw Iceman into the ring, lets hope they got that out of their system .

**The Bell Rings**

MC: Python Immediately goes for the pin.

Ref: 1...

MC: Iceman grabbed the ropes. Python gets off, both men are up. Iceman got up a bit slower there. Python tried to charge, but Iceman got out of the way and Python is not out of the ring. Something's not right here the lumberjacks are actually moving away from Python. What's going on here.

SY: They're letting him get up moron, if he gets into the ring on his own everything's fine!

MC: The mysterious unnamed lumberjack is helping Python up. I don't know who he is but Python seems to know him. Python is back in the Ring. Iceman Hit Python with a Springboard Dropkick, before Python even got back up. Iceman was just pulled out of the ring by The Forces of Nature and is now being wailed on with punches and kicks. By The Forces of Nature and Killer Instinct. The Referee is Yelling at The Forces of Nature and Killer Instinct for pulling Iceman out of the ring. They Finally Let Iceman back in the ring. Python is on his feet now. Maybe now We might get an actual Match going. What The? The Mysterious Lumberjack is on the Apron Distracting the Referee. Chapel Just Threw a Chair into the ring. Python has the Chair He's getting ready to hit Iceman who's getting up slowly. But Whoa! Iceman Just did the "Frozen Fury", Kicking that Chair into Python's head, Iceman slides the Chair out of the ring as the referee turned around. Iceman Goes for the Cover.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: The Mysterious Lumberjack put Python's Foot on the ropes, The Referee broke the count. What's going on now? It looks like the Lumberjacks are fighting amongst themselves for some reason. Python and Iceman are both up now. Python Irish Whips Iceman And Grabs him in a Bearhug. Python is Holding that Submission hold. Iceman is Struggling to get free. Iceman looks like he's about to pass out The Referee is holding Iceman's arm to see if he's out.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Iceman's Arms up, he's trying to punch out the Bearhug. Python turns the Bearhug into a Spinebuster. The Lumberjacks are still Attacking each other, what the hell set them off, Sam?

SY: How the #$^$ should I know?!

MC: Python Has picked Iceman up in a Powerbomb Position Iceman is punching at Python's Head then Counters with a Facebuster. Iceman Goes for the Cover.

Ref: 1..2..

MC: Kickout by Python, this is starting to be a pretty good match so far right, Sam?

SY: No, Iceman isn't dead yet!

MC: Both Men are up Python Whips Iceman into the Corner then tries to hit a Splash but Iceman Dodged out of the way and Python got a Face full. Python is swaggering a bit, Iceman hit Python with a Snowplow. Iceman is going to the top Rope now Possibly Getting Ready for the "Blizzard Snow". Iceman is Taking his Time He's doing some kind of taunt. He Went for that Frog Splash, the "Blizzard Snow" by Python Rolled out of the way.

SY: Take that you Cocky son of a ...

MC: Both men down The Referee is counting .

Ref: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..

MC: Python up first then Iceman. Iceman tries for a side kick but Python caught the leg, Iceman Counters with The "Frostbite". Iceman Goes for the Cover.

1..2...

MC: What the Hell?! The Unnamed lumberjack had took a Chair and Hit the Referee in the back of the head, I think the Referee is knocked out Sam!

SY: Good I never liked him anyway!

MC: This Strange man is now in the ring with a steel chair. The Unnamed Lumberjack Tried to hit Iceman with the chair, but He got out of the way used a Drop Toe Hold, the man's head just bounced off the chair. Python and Iceman back up now Iceman Whips Python into corner and splashes him in the corner, Iceman Has grabbed the Chair and has hit Python in the head with it. Python is sitting down in the corner. I don't think he knows where he is. Iceman laid the Chair on Python and it going to the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring. Iceman Climbed to the top rope and Hit "Ice Breaker"!

SY: He's Cheating! He's Using a Chair that Bastard! Wake up Referee , do something useful in your life!

MC: I thought you said You didn't like the Referee.

SY: I don't, if he Catches that Cheater Iceman then I'll Like him.

MC: Iceman is trying to wake up the Referee now the Lumberjacks look like they've beaten the Hell out of each other. So much for a Lumberjack match. Python is still in the corner, The Mysterious Lumberjack is trying to get up , Iceman is now trying to call for a New Referee.

SY: I hope no one comes that lousy Cheater doesn't Deserve another Referee.

MC: The Mysterious Lumberjack rolled out of the ring. The current Referee is being helped out of the ring and a replacement Referee has arrived. Iceman pulls Python out and Goes for a Pin.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: Python Kicked out! Iceman Lifts Python to his feet and ... Superkick! Superkick By Python! Python lifts Iceman to his Feet and hit's a Snap Powerbomb. Python goes for the pin.

Ref: 1...2.

MC: Iceman Kicked out!

SY: That was a Slow count!

MC: Python Picks Iceman up and sets him on the Top Rope, he looks like he's getting Ready to do the "Snake Bite", but Iceman pushed Python Down and Hits with the "Blizzard Snow" ... The Referee is Counting.

Ref: 1...2..

MC: Python kicked out of the Blizzard Snow! Iceman's looking Very Frustrated right now. The Referee looks to be checking on the other's condition , he turns around just in time to catch the unnamed Lumberjack Hitting Iceman with the Chair. The Referee signals for the bell.

**Bell Rings**

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION, ICEMAN!!

SY: Now Hold on! Iceman cheats the whole match and Python gets disqualified.

MC: Python and his Friend did plenty of things that should've got him Disqualified too.

SY: Python Didn't do anything Illegal in that match.

MC: What about Trying to Hit Iceman with a Chair

SY: Shut up! He was trying to get the Chair out of the Ring.

MC: Anyway the point is in his first match back Iceman Has won

SY: I hate you know that?

**Segment**

**The camera is in the backstage area and the back of Python is seen. He seems to be talking to the Mystery Lumberjack.**

Python: Dude, it worked to perfection. They never saw it coming. I mean those f**king morons fo the WWA. They never knew you were my partner in crime.

MysteryMan(MM for short): Yeah, I know. I mean that first idiot Iceman? What a push over and if he's anything like the rest of the WWA roster? Man, then you were correct to call me in then. I mean, you might have lost the battle, but this war? Its far from over.

Python: Yeah and I think the time has come for everyones egos to be checked. I think the WWA just had its major wake up call!

MM: Got that right. Ring ring, bitch!

Both: HAHAHAHAHA!

**Python and the Mystery Lumberjack leave the arena all the while laughing, as they hop in a brand new Black Chrystler 300c.

**Segment ends**

MC: Welcome back to Fusion, and it's time for our first of 2 "Hang Ten" matches.

SY: Good. Finally, some real talented athletes in William Anthony and then the next match in Shane Williams.

MC: Real talent? Anyways, folks, lets take it to David Legend who's in the ring, for the introductions.

DL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a "Hang Ten" qualification match. Introducing first ...

"Click, Click, Boom" begins to play and the crowd starts to cheer. Out walks Duncan Walker, when the pyro's go off. A stage hand, who is near the edge of the stage, starts to scream as his arm catches fire. Walker see's this, and goes over to help the man. Who resists until he finally can't go anywhere, and Walker helps.

Walker takes his cape, puts it over the arm, and the flames are extinguished.

MC: Wow, he save that man's life.

SY: Whoop-de-doo!

Walker sees if the man's ok, and he is. As Duncan turns and raises his hands, he accidentally bumps the guy, who goes flying off the stage, onto a table with equipment on it.

Walker doesn't know this, and walks down to the ring.

SY: What a complete idiot.

DL: He is a member of the Wild Card, this is Duncan Walker.

Walker gets into the ring, as the crowd cheers. He turns, and sees the emt's assisting the stage hand, and smiles thinking he's done good.

DL: And his opponent.

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica begins, and the crowd boo's as out walks William Anthony and Shane Williams, each wearing their newly won Tag Team titles around their waists.

DL: He is 1/2 of the WWA Tag Team Champions, and a member of the Unholy Alliance. William Anthony!

The crowd boo's, as Anthony and Williams get to the ring, where the referee gets out and starts pointing at Williams, and pointing to the back stage area.

MC: Is he kicking Williams out from ringside? He is!

SY: WHAT? He can't do that. This is a conspiracy.

MC: Anthony looks at Williams, and tells him he has this and to go to the back. Williams reluctantly agrees, and walks back.

**Anthony gets into the ring, and is met with a clothesline by Duncan, who wastes no time. The ref rings the bell, and the match officially begins.**

MC: Duncan picks up Anthony, and nails a snap suplex. Gets up, and hit another snap suplex. Walker goes for a quick pin, and only gets a one count. He picks up Anthony, and goes to toss him into a corner, but Anthony reverses, and with power tosses Walker into the corner. Walker turns and hits hard, and falls face first into the mat.

SY: Talented as they come, right there.

MC: Very impressive Sam. Anthony tries to get his wits about him, and goes for Walker, who is still face down. Anthony slides out of the ring, and pulls Walkers legs in between the ring post, and pulls hard. Walker winces hard in pain, and the ref goes out to Anthony and warns him not to do that again.

SY: Make a wish Duncan!

MC: Anthony gives Walkers' leg and elbow, and tosses it across the ringpost again. Again the ref gets on Anthony, who's only back up is flipping off the ref. Anthony gets back into the ring, and picks up walker & gives him a double arm DDT. He goes to pin [1..2..kickout] by Walker.

MC: Anthony does another quick pin and puts a forarm in Walkers face. [1..2..another kick out]. Now Anthony starts to get ticked. He picks up Anthony, and drops another double arm DDT. He pins again [1..2..kick out] The crowd cheers, as Walker is staying alive.

MC: Anthony gets pissed, and puts a sleeper hold on Walker.

SY: Yeah, there ya go. Put that freakin super hero asleep.

MC: Only you sam. Anthony takes Walker, who's starting to fade, and the ref goes to check walker's arm. He raises it and counts 1.... He raises it again and counts 2.... He raises it one more time, but this time Walker's arm doen'st move. He gets up slowly, and tosses Anthony into the ropes, but Anthony hits a hurricaranna. Anthony starts getting his cocky attitude, and smirks at the place. He goes for another pin.

[1...2...kickout by Walker]

MC: Another close call, but now Anthony seems ticked that Walker won’t give up. He picks up walker, gives a few chops that makes the crowd go WHOOO! Backed into a corner, Anthony gives Walker a few more, and Walker winces in pain. Anthony tosses Walker into the opposite corner, and gives Walker a splash. Walker falls down, Anthony with the pin.

[1...2...Walker with a foot on the rope]

MC: desperation move by Walker. Anthony picks up Walker and tosses him again into the opposite corner. Walker hits hard, and Anthony follows with a clothesline, but Walker connects with an elbow, stunning Anthony. Anthony gets up and taunts Walker. Walker goes after Anthony, who leap frogs over him. Walker turns around, just in time for Anthony to hit a snapmare takedown. Walker bounces off the ropes and staggers up only to get hit by a drop kick. Anthony again goes for the cover.

[1..2..Kick out by Walker]

MC: Anthony lifts Walker up to his feet, but Walker fights back with hard right hands. Walker then delivers a kick to the gut and bounces off the ropes and nails a swinging neckbreaker. Now Walker is on the offensi, and pulls Anthony up to his feet again. He tosses Anthony into a corner, climbs up onto the turnbuckle and starts to pummel Anthony, while the crowd cheers him on. They count out the punches- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

MC: Walker jumps up to the top rope, as Anthony falls flat on the mat, and rolls over. As soon as he does that, Walker jumps off, and give Anthony an elbow to the chest. Walker goes for a pin.

[1...2...kickout by Anthony]

MC: Walker thought he had it, but realizes it was oh so close.

SY: That’s William Anthony for ya. Talented enough to know when to kick out.

MC: Walker picks up Anthony and tosses him into the ropes, and Anthony comes off, and Walker applies a sleeper hold of his own, but not good enough as Anthony , has his hand in the way. Walker release the hold, and kicks Anthony in the mid section, and then nails a snap suplex. He picks up Anthony again, and tosses him into another corner. Anthony staggers out of the corner, and gets to the middle of the rope section. Walker goes to clothesline Anthony over, but Anthony ducks, and Walker flies over the top rope to the outside. Anthony grabs the ref, for a distraction, and out comes Shane Williams. The ref notices it, and goes to Williams who's down by the ring.

MC: Get that cheater! Get him out of here. Walker rolls into the ring, Anthony turns, and nails him with . The ref is struggling with Williams, who is still trying to get to the ring. Walker sees this , but doesn't see Kevin Smash who is behind him, coming through the crowd.

MC: I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. Walker turns around, and is met by a big boot. Smash picks up Walker, and delivers "The Smashdown", and then puts Anthony on top of Walker. Smash gets out of the ring, and headds back through the crowd. Williams, tells the ref to go count, and the ref sees Anthony pinning, and goes in and counts.

[1..2..3..]

DL: Here is your winner, WILLIAM ANTHONY.

MC: Unholy Alliance strikes again, as now Williams is in the ring, and goes at it with Anthony and starts to kick at Walker. Ace Hart comes out, and makes a save, as the RTA gets out of the ring.

MC: This is total carnage folks. We'll be right back.

**Segment**

**Scene opens with Jesse Black Stopping Nibbles, as he is walking along some backstage equipment crates**

JB: Excuse me, Nibbles. I'd like to ask some questions, if I may ... I can't believe I'm doing this.

N: Squeak!

JB: Er ... Nibbles, seeing the obvious Favoritism in the Lumberjack Match we saw a little while ago, why did you choose who you did to be lumberjacks?

N: Squeak!

**Jesse looks confused and pulls a small book out of his jacket titled "Hamster to English Phrase book" and thumbs through it**

JB: So you're saying you KNEW Iceman was going to win, you just wanted his Returning match to look more dramatic?

N: Squeak!

JB: It was Oscar's Idea?

N: Squeak!

JB: Yes, I have noticed he is very quiet. What am I talking about he's a gold Statue. He doesn't talk and neither should you, this whole Phrase book doesn't make any sense ... I'm out of here.

**Jesse walks off as Diamond walks on screen **

D: Hey. Nibs great Match, I never knew you had it in you!

N: Squeak!

D: You're welcome, what was Jesse's Problem?

N: Squeak!

D: A Phrase book?! No wonder he was weirded out, they probably messed up the translations.

N: Squeak!

D: Come on, lets get moving. I still have a match tonight too you know.

**Diamond picks Nibbles up and walks off as the camera fades to black**

**Segment Ends**

MC:Well folks, we're back, and what a wild match we just had. William Anthony will move on after beating Duncan Walker, with a little help from Shane Williams and alot from Kevin Smash.

SY: I didn't see anyting Cole, your just imagining things. But look at those two talented men in the ring, William Anthony and Shane Williams. And after Shane wins this match, we'll get to see which one is the best talented RTA member.

MC: Well don't count your chickens yet, Diamond is no slouch.

As they are awaiting David Legend to announce in Diamond, "Bring Me To Life" begins, and to the crowds astonishment, out walks CEO Advocate. He stands on the stage, looking at the RTA members. He begins to talk as his music fades.

Advo: I've come out here and make an Executive Decision. In this match, there will NOT be any interference from RTA, Uholy Alliance or Wild Card members. Now, you won your match, so I can't take that away from you, however if get involved in this match, not only will Shane Williams be disqualified, I will strip you both of your Tag Team Titles.

Anthony and Williams looks pissed off.

Advo: And if you think I'm joking, just try it. So why don't you get out of my ring, and go into the back, because your barred from ringside, along with the rest of theUnholy Alliance and the Wild Cards. Thank you and have a nice day.

Anthony looks very mad, and Williams tells him to go, and he'll be fine. Anthony leaves, and heads to the back as Advocate walks to the back.

DL: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the 2nd qualifying match for "Hang Ten". Introducing first, he is 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions, Shane Williams!

The crowd boo's at his name as he stands there and just flips everyone off.

"Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play as the crowd cheers at the arrival of David Diamond, who has Nibbles on his shoulder.

DL: And his opponent, being accompanied by his manager "Nibbles", he is part of the WILD CARD, "The Perfect" David Diamond!

**Crowd cheers as his name, as he walks around the ring, to the announce table, where Nibbles climbs down his back to the table.**

MC: Well, it looks as if we're being accompanied by Nibbles.

Nib: Squeak!

MC: Huh?

SY: He said "NO @#$% Sherlock, what was your first clue?"

MC: When did you start learing what Nibbles can say?

SY: I had that class Diamond was doing, because I was part of an anger management class or something. So I had to learn rat!

MC: Nibbles isn't a rat, he's a mole, I think.

SY: Rat, Mole...same thing.

Nibbles: SQUEAK! (looks at Sam in disgust!)

SY: HEY!

MC: What did he say?

SY: Uh....uh...nothing Cole. Let's just get to the match!

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: Hey, my mom is not a crack wh......Just watch the match your freaky rat!

MC: The bell sounds and both men lock up. Williams looks to be somewhat in command, and pushes Diamond to a corner. The ref gets in between them, and slowly both men release the lock, and Williams backs up to give Diamond some room.

MC: They lock up again, and this time Diamond gets an advantage and pushes Shane into the corner. Again the ref gets into the middle to break them up. Slowly Diamond releases the hold, and starts to back slowly, but with a cheap shot William Anthony nails Diamond.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: He's not a cheater. Your just bias.

MC: Whatever Sam. Williams takes the advantage, and pounds a huge right hand to the face of Diamond. The ref warns WIlliams, but he doesn't listen, and again hits another huge right.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: At least you got that right?

MC: What did he say?

SY: That your commentary sucks! he he he

MC: What? You think you can do better?

Nibbles nods.

MC: Fine you do it then.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: I guess I'll translate.

Nibbles : Squeak!

SY: The cheating bastard....hey you can't say that!

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: Ok, the Cheating (bleep) grabs Diamond and tosses him into the ropes.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: A massive clothesline from Williams to Diamond, and Williams goes for a quick pin!

[1...2...] Kick out by Diamond!

MC: Wow, Sam. What other tricks can you do?

SY: Huh?

Nibbles: he he he....

SY: Why you son of a.....

MC: I think I'll take it from here Nibbles. Williams picks up Diamond and goes to Irish whip him into the ropes, Diamond comes off the ropes, and nails a forearm to Williams face.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: SHUT UP YOU DUMB @$$ RAT!

Nibbles: FAG!

SY & MC: WHAT?

Nibbles: Squeak!

MC: I think I'm hearing things. Diamond gets up and goes off the ropes, and nails a legdrop on Williams head. He goes for a pin, and gets a 1 count.

SY: Williams is a true athlete. Not many people can kick out of a good leg drop.

Nibbles: Squeak!

SY: Hey, I said shut up. I am not DORK!

MC: (laughing) Diamond gets up and picks up Willliams and performs a stalling brain buster. Diamond flips up and gets to his feet, as Williams staggers up. Diamond gets behind Williams, and delivers a few german suplexes, and on the last on does a pinning combination. The ref counts [1..2..kick out by Williams]

Nibbles: Squeak!

MC: yeah, it was close. Wait a minute. I understood you. I know I'm losing it now. But I have to get back to the match. Diamond picks up Williams, who gives a thumb to Dimaonds eye, and as the ref looks at Diamond, Williams sneaks in and gets a low blow to give him some time to recooperate.

Nibbles: Squeak!

MC: We really can't say that on TV nibbles. Remember, the FCC is cracking down, but your right, that was really wrong of Williams.

Nibbles: Squeak!

MC: Anyways, Williams picks up Diamond, and goes for a bodyslam, somehow Diamond moves off the back of Williams, and delivers another Suplex, as both men are down. The ref starts to count.

[1...2...3...4...5...Williams starts to move...6...Diamond moves...7...8...9...both men are up and the ref stops the count]

SY: What a slow count!, huh rat?

MC: Don't mind him, he's just pissed you called him a dork. Williams gets up and gives Diamond a right, and diamond tries to give Williams a right, but Williams blocks it, and give Diamond another ight. He goes to give Diamond another right, and goes to irish whip him into the ropes, Diamond comes off the ropes ducks under a clothesline attempt. Williams turns and Diamond hits "The Diamond Cutter" He pins...1...2...3!!!

DL: Here is your winner, David Diamond!

Diamond climbs out of the ring and goes to the announce table, as Nibbles gets on his shoulder.

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: Thanks Nibbles.

Nibbles: Squeak!

Diamond: That's not nice, Sam is not a Dork. A dweeb maybe, but not a dork!

SY: HEY!

MC: Folks, we'll be right back.

**Segment**

MC: Now ladies and gentlemen the part of the show where you the fans interact with my colleague to ask him various questions. That's right folks it is time for "Ask the Dweeb".

SY: Damn it I hate this part.

MC: Our first letter comes from Victor in Denver Colorodo. Victor writes ...

Dear Sam,

How do you feel about the recent roster changes involving Fusion and Shotgun.

SY: Well Victor, the way I see it our only true loss is the RTA, but it is time from them to move on. Otherwise we lose a jail bird spick and gain a member of the TCA so we at Fusion make out on the deal.

MC: This is probably a good time to point out that the comments of my colleague are not shared by myself or are opinions of the WWA as a whole okay second letter is from Horace in Boise, Idaho ...

Dear Sam,

How do you feel about the controversial ending to the European Title match.

SY: Well Horace, I don't care. In fact I didn?t even know we still had that belt. The spick is gone to Shotgun and Stormcat might as well be dead to me next damn question.

MC: Our last question is from Becky in North Liverpool, England and she writes ...

SY: Wait a second a women and she's British? I don't even want to hear the letter it couldn't possibly be intelligent. Hey Becky get a dentist to fix your teeth and then cook me some dinner bitch.

MC: So that ends this segment of "Ask the Dweeb" and I apologize if Sam's remarks offended anyone and remind you again that these are the opinions of Sam Yang and not of the WWA or myself. If you want to write to us you can do so through the website and maybe Sam will answer your questions on air.

SY: How about no.

**Segment Ends**

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