WWA logo appears as WWA Fusion is about to start.
The Words “Last Week” appear on the Cactustron as images of the Main Event is shown. The one on one match between Christopher Hartwig and Hunter. The segment shows Slash Stevens putting the RTA involved into the match, and then uphill battle the two face against each other. Then all hell breaks lose. Then the image fades to a black and white image, as blood is flowing through the face of Chris Hartwig, and the decimation of Jason Hartwig by the hands of the TAD. The last image is of Jason being carted off, and Chris barely walking to the back.
“Firestarter” by Prodigy plays, as Fusion’s entrance video package is shown. Superstars are shown, individually, and in the ring. Hunter is shown, with the TAD, Aaron Matthews, Stormcat, The DWO (Both Jason & Chris), then to end it, Advocate standing tall with everyone in the background as “FUSION” is flashed on the screen!
The camera focus’ on Blitz Arena, as the jam packed crowd is estatic. Two Red pyro’s leave the top of the catustron area, and two blue pyro’s leve from the opposite end of the arena. As the two meet, a purplish color pyro explodes above the ring, as Fusion is underway. Michael Coles Voice can be heard in the background.
MC: We are just weeks away from “Hang Ten”, and things are at a boiling point here in the WWA. Welcome everyone, I’m Michael Cole, along side as always with the Dweeb himself, Sam Yang.
SY: Hey…listen here, I had enough of that shit from that fucking rat last week, so don’t start, alright.
MC: Anyways folks, what a show we have for you tonight, it will be….
**Before he could finish, the Cactustron flickers on and an image of a banged up and bandaged Christopher Hartwig is shown. He has no bags, and stops to talk to a staff member.**
Chris: Hey, you seen Hunter?
Man: No, sir!
**Chris walks down the hall further, and comes up to a security guy guarding a door with the name “NIBBLES” on it.**
Chris: You seen the man they call Hunter anywhere?
Guard: Nope. The only thing I’ve seen, or actually heard was a lot of squeaking and screaming going on in there. Other than that, nothing.
Chris: Damn it. Thanks
**Chris continues to walk on ,when he runs into AJ Sparks.**
Chris: Hey Sparks, you seen Hunter around?
AJ: Not recently. I did see him earlier, but I didn’t see where he went. Sorry.
Chris: Your useless.
AJ: Well, lets hope you don’t find him before your interview.
Chris: What interview Sparks?
AJ: The one Advocate scheduled you for. Didn’t you get the memo?
Chris: (in a mocking way) No I didn’t get the “Memo”. Alright, dammit. But it’s got to be quick.
**Just then Python walks by.**
Python: Hey, nice job last week. Perhaps next time you should teach your brother to learn how to count better.
**Chris goes straight to Python.**
Chris: If I wasn’t in a hurry to find someone, I’d be kicking your ass about right now. Why don’t you go and do us all a favor, and worry about your damn self.
**Chris walks off, and Python just stares and smirks, and the camera fades back to Michael Cole and Sam Yang, who are at ringside.**
MC: What a stupid thing to say to a man who looks to bent on revenge. Rookies tend to make mistakes, huh Sam?
SY: You know, for someone who’s smart, your really stupid. Python was just stating a fact.
MC: Anyways, we’ll be right back with our first match of the night.
**Camera Fades**
** "Boogie Man" by ICP hits the loudspeaker as a Very large and muscular man wearing a sleeveless, black shirt, green pants, and black, steel-toed boots walks down the ramp entering the ring. His black hair has Golden Highlights in it. He looks around to all the audience nodding.**
DL: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL , INTRODUCING FIRST FROM DEATH VALLEY , CALIFORNIA , WEIGHING IN AT 340 POUNDS....DEATH WISH!
MC: This guy is huge , a massive new rookie!
SY: I give him a week! He’s just another Giant Idiot!
** "Ego" by Element Eighty plays as Python walks down in his jeans and Black boots He circles the ring once mouthing the words "6 seconds" before getting into the ring. **
DL: AND HIS OPPONENT FROM MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE WEIGHING IN AT 290 POUNDS , PYTHON!
SY: See? Python said it'd be over in 6 seconds!
MC: Pythons not used to being the small guy in a match ,Sam.
SY: He'll be fine you jackass!
** "The Hamster Dance " Plays , the Crowd is suprized but then suddenly cheers as Nibbles the Hamster runds down the ramp and climbs up on to the announcer Table sitting in between the spare headset **
MC: Nibbles? what are you doing out here?
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Why you! I'd kill you in your sleep if you didn't live with that freak Diamond!
**The Bell Rings**
MC: And the match begins , Both men now in a Collar and Elbow Lockup , they are pushing against each other trying to get the advantage over each other. Python just broke the lockup with a kick to the gut. Python followed up with a Vertical Suplex. Death Wish didn't seem to be hurt much by that , he rolled back up to his feet.
SY: Damn Jerk , you're supposed to stay down after that.
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Both men to their feet Death Wish Irish whipped Python into the corner and ran up with a Elbow to the face. Death Wish Irish Whips Python into the other corner and hits with a Splash. Death Wish goes for the cover.
Ref: 1...2..
MC: Kickout by Python ...
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Shut up RAT! It was not close!
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Was not!
MC: Guys can we get on with this? Both men back to their feet and are now testing their strength against each other Death Wish won and has lifted Python over his head. Death Wish tried to go for a Powerslam like maneuver but Python Turned it into a DDT. Python goes for the cover.
Ref: 1...2
MC: Kickout by Death Wish ...what is Chris Ace doing comming down here? folks We've seen Chris Ace before in the Lumberjack Match not too long ago , there he seemed to help Python , is he there to do it again?
SY: Like Python needs it.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: #%^$ You Rat!
MC: Chris Ace is Circling the ring , both men are up again. Python Tries for a Superkick but it's been caught by Death Wish and Death Wish has pushed the leg down , grabbed Python and locked in a Bearhug. Death Wish Applying the hold , Python looks to be in serious agony here! The Referee in there to see if Python had passed out.
Ref: 1...2.
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Thats right Nibbles , Python got his arm up! Python is still having problems getting out of that Bearhug , it looks like the size game is really coming into play in this match. Chris Ace Has came into the ring with a Steel Chair , the Referee is trying to get rid of the chair and get Chris out of the ring. Python just got out of the Bearhug with a kick to the crotch , a disgusting low blow.
SY: Hey if the Ref didn't see it.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: We actually Agree on something , but don't think I like you.
MC: The Referee finally got Chris out of the ring , Python is trying to capitalize on that Low Blow.
Ref: 1...2...
MC: Kickout by Death Wish.
SY: Come on Python , the sooner you pin Death Wish , the sooner Nibbles will Leave!
MC: Python is up kicking at Death Wish on the ground. Python Drags him to the center of the ring and pulls Death Wish into a Reverse Figure Four Leglock.
SY: Or submission works , ha ha Make him Tap Python!
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Noone asked you!
MC: Death Wish is trying to fight his way out of the hold , it doesn't seem to be working. I looks more like Payback for the Bearhug Earlier more than trying to win a match.
SY: Priorities , Python wants Death Wish to suffer!
MC: Death Wish finally made it to the ropes and grabs them , wait Chris just hit Death Wish's Hand behind the Referee's Back making Death Wish let go. Death Wish gets at the ropes with the other hand , the ref saw it.
Ref: 1...2..3...4..
MC: Python let go of the hold , he does not look very happy , wait! Behind the Referee's back Chris Ace is trying to choke the downed Death Wish , he lets go and backs away just in time to not get caught by the Referee , but it looks like the Referee is tired of having to guess about Chris and just banned him from Ringside.
SY: Stupid Ref ! you didn't see anything , you have no right sending Chris away , he's just out there to Support Python!
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Yeah! since when do you Referee's Ever Ban from Ringside , this is Fusion not that wussy lesser show ...what is it called? Blowgun or something?
MC: Python just picked Death Wish up and they are now Trading punches in the corner Python just lost his edge in Chris Ace , and it is starting to show. Death Wish grabs Python's Throat as he is climbing the Turnbuckle , Deathwish Tries for the "Chokeslam to Hell" but Whoa! Python just countered by turning it into the "Ego Inflator" Python goes for the Cover.
Ref: 1...2...3!
**Bell Rings**
DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER , PYTHON!
SY: Well there you go Rat ,you saw the match, Get out of here!
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: What do you mean you want to watch Chris Ace Wrestle now!?
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Well it looks like Nibbles will be with us a bit longer Sam.
**Camera Fades**
**After the match, the camera’s go backstage. It shows Christopher Hartwig walking through the cooridoor, and passes a door. It looks like a small room, The camera can see Chris, but not what’s in the door. Chris leaves, and the camera pans to an old merchandising closet. T-shirts of the great WWA superstars. T-Bone, Cactus Josh, and there is an old xXx shirt shown.**
MC: What was he looking for in there?
SY: He may have stole something out of that old Merchandise closet. CALL THE COPS! Attempted Larceny.
MC: Sam calm down, he didn’t take anything. Folks we’ll be right back.
SY: Who cares, he’s a no good thief!
**Camera fades**
MC: Well this is the match you've been waiting for Nibbles.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: You'd better be done announcing after this , noone wants to here you Chitter about stupid Rat Crap!
**"Alive" by P.O.D. blasts on the Sound System, Ice blue mist shrouds the Top of the Ramp. Iceman in baggy black Jeans and a white Tank top walks down toward the ring. The Mist Dissipates as Iceman Steps into the ring , the Crowd is cheering louder than normal as He moves to each corner turnbuckle climbing it and raising his arms**
DL: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL , INTRODUCING FIRST , ICEMAN!
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Thats Right Nibbles , the fans sound Very happy about Iceman's Victory last week.
SY: Victory!? He won by disqualification , he didn't beat Python.
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Right , Iceman DID win the match. Maybe He can get it done here tonight.
**"Rubberband Man" by T.I plays as a Dark Skinned man with Black Dreadlocks that stop at the shoulder,Long goatee, a black wifebeater , baggy black jeans,black boots, and black taped fists walks down toward the Ring. He has Tattoo of the grim reaper on the left arm,another reading " Ride Or Die" on the left shoulder. He enters the Ring **
DL: AND HIS OPPONANT FROM MEMPHIS , TENNESSEE , WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS , CHRIS ACE!
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: No I dont know why David Legend Didn't Mention Iceman's Weight or Hometown.
SY: Because he Didn't want to Waste his time with Iceman.
**Bell Rings**
MC: The Match Begins , this a one on one matchup these two are in , we hopefully won't see the Dispicable actions we saw earlier tonight , or at the Lumberjack match last week.
SY: Don't you ever stop Whining?
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Collar and Elbow Lock up by the two men. Irish whip by Chris Ace and got down for a Back Body Drop but Iceman caught him and rolls over Chris and Nailed Chris with a German Suplex as he got up. Iceman looks to be waiting for Chris Ace to get up. Chris is up and Iceman tried for a Heel Kick but Chris Ace caught him , Iceman counters out of it with the "Frostbite". Iceman back on his feet looked at Chris on the ground then bounces off the ropes and hits with a Rolling Senton Splash , I think he calls that the "Snowball" but I could be wrong.
SY: Thats a Stupid name!
MC: Iceman with the pin.
Ref: 1...2..
MC: Kickout by Chris Ace.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Hey! Python is comming down to support Chris.
MC: It looks like Python Repay the "Help" he got during his match.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: You don't know @#$% Stupid Rat , he's just out here to support Chris.
MC: Both men on their feet , Python is Circling the ring he is clutching something in his hands , I can't see what. Iceman Tried for another kick but Chris Ducked under it and Trips Iceman . Chris grabbed Iceman's Legs and Puts him in the Sharpshooter.
SY: Don't Trust Iceman Chris! He's a lowsy cheater!
MC: Iceman desperately trying to get to the ropes as Chris Keeps the hold held. The Referee is down asking Iceman if he wants to give up , Python's on the Apron and reaches for Chris's arm Chris is Applying more Leverage to the Sharpshooter with Python's arm , This is Illegal Sam!
SY: It's only Illegal if you get caught.
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Python lets go and drops back off the apron just in time to not get caught by the Referee, Iceman Finally gets the Ropes .
Ref: 1...2...3..4..
MC: Chris Lets Go , the Referee making him back off.
SY: What are you doing Ref !? Iceman is a cheater! I Bet He isn't even hurt.
MC: Iceman Staggering to his feet this is horrible , this is essentially a Two on One match up!
SY: Ha! Iceman Deserves every bit of it!
MC: Chris Ace Whips Iceman into a corner then runs for a splash but Iceman Amazingly counters with a Split-Legged Moonsault. Iceman didn't go for the cover he's climbing the top rope , what is he doing?
SY: The %#^#er's Probably Finding some way to cheat!
Nibs: Squeak!
MC: Iceman Hits Chris Ace with a Swanton Bomb! Iceman still not going for the cover Climbs up again , this looks like it , it looks like Iceman's about to do the "Blizzard Snow". He Can do this Sam! I Beleive!
SY: Good for you! Why are you Rooting for a Cheater!
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Chris isn't a Cheater!
MC: Iceman went for it , but he got a face full of mat , Python pulled Chris Ace out of the ring I think Python handed him something too. The Referee starts to count.
Ref: 1...2...3...4...5....6...7
MC: Chris Ace back into the Ring , both men to their feet Python is Distracting the Referee. Hey! Wait a minute! Chris Ace Just hit Iceman with...yes ...with Brass Knuckles and stuffed them in his tights going for the pin. The Referee is looking again.
Ref: 1...2...3
DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER , CHRIS ACE!
SY: I knew Chris was gonna win.
Nibs: Squeak!
SY: Chris didn't cheat , he just used what was in the ring to his advantage.
MC: But he brought it into the ring.
**Diamond walks out of the crowd to the announcer table**
D: Hey Guys , have you seen....Nibbles! there you are!
Nibs: Squeak!
D: Announcing huh? Well Come on leave Yang alone its bad enough what you did in his car.
** Nibbles Climbs up on Diamond's Shoulder and they walk off**
SY: @$^&ing Rat! What did you do in my car!?
**Camera Fades**
**After searching throughout the arena looking for Hunter, Chris isn’t about to give up. He walks toward the backstage area, where a stagehand calls to him.**
Tech: Sir, your interview is about to begin. We need you to get ready.
**Chris looks pissed, but knows he has to do this. Then he walks up to the staircase where the whole show is posted. He walks by it, and then immediately stops. He see’s the main event.**
##Ace vs. Kaden vs. Hunter for #1 contendership for the Euro title.##
**A smile goes on Chris’ face as he heads up the ramp, to await his interview.**
SY: He’s up to something. You don’t think that theiving bastard is going to interefere in our main event?
MC: Who knows what that man is capable of doing right now. Well, we’re going to find out, right after this message.
**Camera Fades**
MC: Welcome back to the Fusion folks
SY: Oh, way to suck up to the masses Cole
MC: Unbeknown by my colleague, it is now time for the “Preliminary Hang Ten” match, between Daredevil & Billy Storm.
“My Sacrifice” hits the speakers as Daredevil makes his way out onto the stage. The crowd boos furiously for Daredevil as he slides into the ring
DL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, Daredevil!
MC: What do you think Sam? This man, is he really ALL that great?
SY: Of course, well at least better than you.
MC: Yeah, well the fans obviously don't agree with you entirely.
SY: Since when do the fans matter?
“Song 2” by Blur hits the speakers and the crowd gives a mixed reaction to Billy Storm. Storm makes his way down to the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.
DL: And his opponent, from Bowling Green, Ohio. Member of the JBM gym….Billy Storm!
MC: What an opportunity for this great wrestler.
SY: Great wrestler? Where are you seeing this? Do you have the satellite dish linked into your monitor again?
MC: Cut that out. You're going to get in trouble again.
SY: Oh yeah, since when did you care if I got into trouble? Where did it get me? In another (tv edit)ing class with that rat!
MC: DD and Storm get into each other's face before the match begins. DD motions that he is perfect and Storm shouldn't even be in the ring with him. Storm motions that the crowd says he sucks as a “YOU SUCK“ chant is motioned toward DD. DD shoves DD, gets pissed, and the two explode into a fury of punches as the bell rings. The two trade blows until DD comes out on top. He whips Storm into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline as he comes back. He goes straight down and tries to apply a Sharpshooter but Storm has too much energy and quickly slips out of it. DD goes for it again and this time, Storm grabs onto his leg and trips him. Storm mounts DD and starts to hit him with punches, left and right.
SY: Look at those blatant punches! The ref should DQ him for that, the flabber butt.
MC: Flabber butt? That’s not even a word!
SY: Is too. Here (pulls out a Webster's dictionary) look for yourself.
MC: I can't believe you carry this thing around with you. The crowd counts along with the punches ..1 ..2 ..3 ..4 ..5 ..6 ..7 ..8 ..9 ..10! Storm jumps off of DD. Storm measures DD up and waits for him to get up. DD uses the ropes to help himself up, and when he gets up, he turns around to see Storm running at him. Storm goes for a kitchen sink, but DD rolls out of the ring and Storm flips over the ropes.
MC: Ouch! Good presence of mind by DD on that one. Did you see that?
Give me that book Sam. Must... prove... you... wrong... damn I can't find those F's.
SY: Twit!
MC: DD grabs Storm off of the ground and pulls him over to the ring steps. He pulls Storm head back, and smashes it straight into the cold unforgiving metal! Storm bounces off and falls into the barrier. Some fans reach over and start to pat him on the shoulder, which DD sees. DD walks over to them and starts to argue. He gets in the fan’s face and makes fun of them. He finally gets bored of the fans and turns around straight into a right hand from Storm, flipping him into the crowd!
SY: What a mistake by DD. What do you think Cole... oh for the love of god AT, will you just give it up?
MC: Hell no! I can finally prove you wrong... must find where the word should be...
SY: Page 42, second word from the top, left column.
MC: Son of a ….
SY: See, told ya..
MC: In the crowd, the fan DD was making fun of is now stomping on him and kicking him in the gut. Storm, in the meantime, has rolled back into the ring and told the ref to start the ten count. (1)(2)(3) DD starts to get back up (4)(5) He hits the fan and tells security to take her away (6)(7)(8) Storm sees DD coming and hits him with a baseball slide! DD falls back to the barrier and uses it to keep himself up. Storm this time grabs his head and smashes DD head into the ring steps. DD oversells and walks over to the other side of the stairs. Storm follows him and whips him right across the announcers table, sending him crashing straight into Sam!
MC: (Jumps up and gets out of the way) Incoming!
SY: (Barely paying attention) Yeah, the match is great... what's those noises... AHHHHH!!! (DD comes crashing into him)
MC: I warned you, incoming!
**Storm walks over and pulls DD back up, but DD low blows Storm! Storm doubles over in pain as DD staggers to his feet and hits a backspin DDT on the outside of the ring!**
SY: (Crawling back up to his seat) Oh... my... god... NO! This can't be happening!
MC: What a cheater! How can you not see that Sam?
SY: No, you fool! They knocked me over and you let go of the dictionary. Now I assume your going to try again to look for the word! (With that Cole picks up the Dictionary, turns to page 42) Here, now dammit, commentate, or I’ll have Advocate put your ass in that damn rat class.
MC: Well, I’ll be a son of a…
SY: Damn! One of these god forsaken fans took my cond… uh… something from my jacket.
MC: Well, why we get straightened up here, DD picks the now hurting Storm up off the outside and sends him straight into the ring post. Storm bounces off with a hard !! SMACK !! and DD starts after him. He picks Storm up and throws him into the ring. DD doesn't follow him, and instead goes over to the timekeepers table and takes the chair. He throws the chair into the ring.
MC: What's he doing?
SY: He just threw a chair into the ring.
MC: This isn't a no DQ match!
SY: Looks, see he isn’t going to use it.
**DD immediately walks over to Cole and takes his chair right out from underneath him. Cole hits the floor and Sam looks up momentarily, shrugs, and now with a huge smile on his face.**
MC: The ref sees DD coming in with the chair and stops him. He grabs the chair from DD, and gives him a verbal warning. As soon as the ref's back is turned, DD grabs the other chair and goes to smacks the unsuspecting Storm right between the eyes! Storm sees this, and hit’s a boot to the chair, which hits DD square in the face. Storm slides the chair over and goes immediately for the cover. The ref counts it ..1 ..2 ..3 wait! DD had his foot on the ropes! The ref stops the count immediately and alerts Storm to this news. Storm can’t believe it.
MC: He almost stole that match!
SY: STOLE? You want to know about stole? Someone stole my damn….uh… never mind.
MC: This match continues, and now Storm picks up DD, and sets him up for the Frog Splash. Storm gets to the top rope, and goes for the win, but DD moves out of the way. He gets up, and Storm staggers up, and DD hit’s the Dare Devil Driver. He pins…1...2...3
DL: Here is your winner, DAREDEVIL!
SY: Hey, there’s that kid with my….oh..never mind.
MC: A hard fought battle, but Daredevil comes out on top. Billy Storm should be applauded, he gave one hell of a fight. Folks we’ll be right back.
**Camera Fades**
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