"Show me the way" By Styx blares over the PA system and the crowd stands; as Blue and White fireworks explode over the stage. Orange pyro fire off on the rampway and the letters WWA/JBM appear on the CactusTron. They then fade away and WWA Hang Ten appear on the 'Tron. Then ...

DL: Ladies and gentlemen this first contest scheduled for one fall in the preliminary match of the Hang Ten Tournament where the winner will go on to face William Anthony later tonight.

*** Over the PA system "Ready to Run" by Audio Adreneline booms and the crowd in the Blitz Arena goes wild for the Wildcard (ed note: Get It?). He walks down the ramp to green and white pyro clad in the black "ACE" pants and his white shirt he looks ready to enter into a tough night.***

DL: From Philadelphia, PA, standing 6 feet tall and weighing 215 lbs this is the WILDCARD – ACE HART!

***Camera switches to the announce table***

MC: Ace Hart the youngster from Philadelphia out here tonight to make a name for himself by winning this match and going on to win the Hang Ten tournament. His opponent tonight Sam, CEO Advocate!

***Yang isn’t even looking at Cole***

MC: Sam?

SY: Sorry, Cole. I suppose I better stop trying to keep myself awake and let the shower of shit that will be tonight’s proceedings roll on and bore me to death.

MC: In any event fans, we are all in for a night of non stop action here at Blitz Arena…

***"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence booms out of the PA system and out walks CEO Advocate. The boss is dressed in black jeans with a black vest and black elbow pads (ala. Vinnie Mac at say WMX-7?). He walks down to the ring and the fans go BERZERK!

DL: From Philadelphia, PA, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 215 lbs, the chairman of the WWA – CEO Advocate!

***Advocate climbs into the ring and squares up to Ace Hart***

MC: CEO Advocate perhaps the underdog in this tournament Sam, after all the man isn’t a full time wrestler.

SY: Cole, I JUST DON’T CARE! He aint a full time wrestler cuz he sucks! Just like this match will suck!

MC: If my memory serves me right Sam, it was you singing the praises of Advocate not so long ago.

SY: Yeah and that stopped when Slash Stevens became the man and started entertaining these useless slack jawed losers that you call fans. While Advocate was busy kissing and making up with that ancient piece of shit, SuperStar.

**Advocate and Ace tie up ... In the middle of the ring…**

MC: Hart and Advocate lock up and a swift arm drag take down by Ace Hart.

SY: Notice how the crowd were impressed by the speed of that move and then notice that they were also impressed by Chad Alpha.

**Advocate gets back to his feet and re thinks his strategy**

MC: The lock up again and a swift single leg take down by Advocate going for a submission, but Ace Hart quickly into the ropes.

SY: I thought this was the tournament for the Cruiserweight Title, where's my little Japanese and Mexican midgets trying to commit suicide?

**The two wrestlers brake up and go back to the tie up**

MC: Back again to the lock up and Ace Hart synchs in a head lock. Advocate sends Hart into the ropes; shoulder block by Hart and down goes Advocate. Hart bounds off the ropes and nice leapfrog by Advocate. Drop toe hold into a headlock by the CEO and you’ve gotta say Sam that for a part time wrestler Advocate’s holding his own in there.

SY: Cole, that’s all the guy does in his spare time. He has NO LIFE beyond wrestling, hence another reason why he aint Slash Stevens.

Ace forces Advo back to a standing position and into the ropes…

MC: Hart breaking the headlock and once again shoulder-blocking Advocate. Hart jumps to the second rope for a springboard moonsalt but Advocate moves out of the way! Incredible balance by the kid Hart as he lands on his feet and grabs a waistlock.

SY: Cole that nearly impressed me……

MC: Ace goes for a german suplex but not Advocate lands on his feet and gives Hart some shots to the back of the head. German suplex with bridge by Advocate

RJ: 1..2..

MC: Kick out by Hart ... Advocate gets up and goes up top ... Advocate now on top… missile dropkick!

SY: An old move by an even older person … my god I only hope then when I flip this coin it somehow spontaneously combusts and kills me.

MC: Cover by Advocate

RJ: 1…2…

MC: NO! Kick out again by Ace Hart. Advocate goes to pick up Hart but Hart breaks free with some right hands to the head. off the ropes now and BAM with a flying forearm. Advocate stunned, Hart goes for a ‘rana but ... HUGE matt crash … countered into a sit-out powerbomb! Shoulders are down ...

RJ: 1..2..

**Yang gets up out of his seat**

MC: Sam, where the hell are you going?

SY: I'm going to get a beer man this is sucks. I'd rather spend the night locked in a prison cell with Silence and Chad Alpha than stay here 'n watch this. I need alcohol to get me through this DAMMIT!

**Yang leaves the announcing area and throws his arms towards the ring motioning to forget the match that hes got better things to be doing.**

MC: Well, I guess things can be civilized around here for a change. Advocate sends Hart into the ropes, Ace ducks the clothesline and hits a high cross body that’s rolled through for the pin!

RJ: 1..2..

MC: NO and again Ace Hart refuses to stay down. Advocate with chops (WOOOOOOO!) to Hart, running of the ropes … Oh My God! Advocate back dropped all the way over the top to the outside by Ace Hart and Advocate landed right on his shoulders and ribs.

**Hart ascends to the top rope**

MC: Whats on the cards here for Ace ... Holy Crap He Hit The Royal Flush From Inside the ring on a Standing CEO Advocate!

**A sore Hart picks up Advocate and tosses him back inside the ring.**

MC: Hart now with the cover and this must be it ...

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And No Advocate is still in this thing! Hart with a bodyslam and now ...

**Crowd pops at the first roll**

MC: Rolling Thunder by Ace Hart. Another cover ...

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And not this time for Ace. Hart now with Advocate sends him into the ropes. Advocate slides through Hart legs, but Ace with a superb standing dropkick. Right on the money that time and precision accuracy by the Wildcard. Ace now leaps up top ... Hart has Advocate right where he wants him motioning for the Royal Flush, if he hit this its over ... No Advocate moved out of the way! Both men down ... My god what a great way to kick things off here at Hang Ten as both men are beginning to stir…..Advocate to his feet first with right hands. Shoots Hart into the corner but reversed…Hart leaps to the corner and fakes a cross body. Advo goes down and falls for the bluff ... Hart with a spinning guillotine leg drop to the back of the head. Great awareness by Hart. Cover ...

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And Still No! And even Hart is questioning the referee on the count that time. Hart picks up Advocate……SMALL PACKAGE but only a 2 count for Advocate. Hart quickly stomps the head to regain control. Hooks up a suplex but Advocate twists in mid and lands behind Hart, pushed him into the ropes for a roll up, no wait reversed by Hart

RJ: 1..2..

MC: Reversed by Advocate!

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And so close! Both men eager to win their place in this tournament. Hart up first going over to Advocate ... Advo with a snap Super Kick right on the jaw on Hart! Oooh that nearly took Harts head off! Advocate slowly getting to his feet ...

**The crowd begins to boo as Sam Yang walks back out to the ring with a giant sex on the beach cocktail complete with pineapple slice and crappy umbrella.**

MC: Oh look who’s back!

**Yang slams the cocktail pitches down on the announce table and puts his head set back on**

SY: Alllllllllllllllllrightyyyyyyyyy then. Im back and now its time to have some FUN MICKY!

MC: Right ... Advocate with one arm over Hart …

RJ: 1..2..

MC: A kickout by Hart just barely!

SY: Have I missed anything? No wait ... a stupid question on my part ... Of Course not!

MC: Advocate sets Hart up … Thunderous Powerbomb! He holds on and goes for another but Hart reverses into a hurricarana pinning combination ...

RJ: 1..2..

MC: How close was that?

SY: Not close enough for my liking Cole, this drivelling crap should have been over by now!

MC: Hart up and a HUGE chop (WOOOOOOO!) to Advocate. The CEO reels backwards, but retaliates (WOOOOOO!). Receipt by Hart and another chop back at Hart by Advocate. These two warriors putting it all on the line for a shot at a place in the Hang Ten tournament!

SY: Cole when are you gonna learn that this title these guys are slugging each other to death for doesn’t mean jack shit!

MC: Yang, Shut your hole! These guys are giving us everything they've got here and I won't hear anymore of you runninf the or the Cruiserweight title down, damn it!

**Silence**

MC: Back to the match…….Hart ducks a clothesline and hoists up Advocate…..F-U! This could be it …

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And barely did Advocate get his shoulder off the canvas ...

SY: Well somebody’s in a mood!

MC: Hart’s thrown everything he’s got at Advocate and it looks like he’s going for the Royal Flush. WAIT Advocate up and he knocks the top rope! Hart hung up there. Advocate goes over …..VISCIOUS CHOP (WOOOOOOO!) and another one. He climbs up….superplex perhaps? No wait, Advo pushed down and Hart ... Tornado DDT! Both men are down!

SY: That’s right, Cole. Down ... where they belong, just like dogs!

MC: The referee’s not administering his ten count. Now I wonder if both men get counted down ... does William Anthony get a by to the next round?

RJ: 1..2..3..4..5..6..

MC: Advocate starts to move …

RJ: 7..8..9..

MC: Both men up ... Back on their feet now, right hand by Advocate, the Wildcard reeling here. Another right hand blocked and a wild swing by Hart ducked and BAM REVERSE DDT! ! ! ! Cover…referee outta position ...

RJ: 1..2..

MC: And Ace’s foots in the ropes. Great presence of mind from the Wildcard there.

SY: You call that presence of mind !?!?! These guys suck and quite frankly theyre stinking up the TCA’s ring right now. Wake me up when something horrific happens like if Ace fucks up his royal flush and lands on his neck.

**Cole just ignores Yang and continues. **

MC: Advocates says that’s it over and hes going up top! It could be time for the pink slip….Ace Hart is just motionless laying there. Here we go ... Advo jumps forward and completes the backwards roll mid air ... but Hart with a nip-up….

MC: By God he nearly killed him! Hart caught Advocate in Mid-Air and hit the Ante Up! Pin!

RJ: 1..2..3!

Crowd pops HUGE for the ending of the match.

SY: Huh? Did something happen?

DL: Your winner and the final entrant in the Hang Ten Tournament, the Wildcard……ACE HART!

SY: Wow, shocker there ... not.

*This segment was taped earlier in the day. The camera kicks on in the hallway of the Blitz Arena in front of the door of Advocate’s office. The cameraman opens the door. Advocate is sitting behind his desk. Superstar is standing by the window looking down onto the arena floor as the ring crew works to set up the Hang Ten stage. *

Advocate: What can I do for you today, Jeff?

*Superstar talks, but does not turn to face Advocate. *

Superstar: You know Adam we done this so many years and do you ever think why you do it?

Advocate: All the time.

Superstar: I have to say the same myself, but when I get out there in front of all the fans. I’m like damn why did I ever question this?

Advocate: You been the backbone of this company for years.

Superstar: I don’t think I have, Adam. I don’t think this company wouldn’t have gone very far without your masterminding; and the fans to support us; and we can’t forget the talent. I have done so much in all my years. So many of my enemies and co workers say I’m too old for this shit and I should just hang up my boots.

Advocate: You shouldn’t give up just because of Slash’s comments.

Superstar: It’s not him. I just don’t have the same spring when I get out bed in the morning.

Advocate: Well if you want to retire Jeff you could become a fulltime partner in the ownership.

Superstar: Kari always says do what your heart tells you to do. And my heart tells me to go out there and give the fans all I got and win my first ever WWA Cruiserweight Championship. It’s been awhile since I held any title, because I want to give the up and comers time to shine. But I think it’s time to show everyone why I’m the Superstar.

Advocate: That’s the Superstar I know.

Superstar: It’s time to teach these guys why I’m the Superstar no matter what those assholes Yang and Slash say.

*Superstar turns and walks out the door. The camera pans to Advocate sitting behind his desk with his finger locked. *

Advocate: This is going to be one hell of a night.

*The camera switches over to Superstar walking back to his locker room. Superstar runs into Cyclone and The Bull. *

Cyclone: S-Dubs

Superstar: You know I hate when you call me that.

Cyclone: What if we face one another in the matches tonight?

Superstar: Hey man I respect you for your talent and I would be honored to face you man plus I have a feeling Slash going to pull some shit tonight so I need you guys to watch my back. And another thing Bull good luck in your four way dance tonight I know you will do well. Now we best split up and get ready for our matches.

*Superstar shakes the hands of his fellow DWO members and the camera fades to the JBM logo and the wrestlers part. *

MC: That Was a Great Start to Hang Ten wasn't it Sam?

SY: It was Ace Hart Verses Advocate , What part of that is Great.

MC: Well , anyway the Preliminary match is over so now its time for the first Official Hang Ten Match-up.

SY: It'll probably suck just as much last match , who is fighting again?

** "My Sacrifice" By Creed , Plays as Daredevil in his Leather Pants and Dreadlocks works his way down to the ring. He stops to Read one of the fan's Signs in the Audience , Flips the fan off then punches him and continues his way to ring. He Steps inside the ring and makes a Taunt as if to say he was going to win the belt.**

DL: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDUELED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE FIRST ROUND OF THE HANG TEN CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNEMENT , INTRODUCING FIRST FROM BROOKLYN , NEW YORK , WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS , DAREDEVIL!

MC: Such Despicable Behavior!

SY: It's Called Being Ambitious! It's that attitude that will make him Cruiserweight Champion.

MC: But that "Attitude" isn't suiting of a Champion, Sam.

SY: That's why You'll never be a Champion, Cole!

MC: I don't even Wrestle.

SY: Because you Suck!

** "Regulator" By Warren G and Nate Dogg plays as Cyclone moves down the Ramp and into the ring without much fan fair.**

DL: AND HIS OPPONANT FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA; WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS, CYCLONE!

**Daredevil Jumps the bell and starts wailing on Cyclone. The Bell Rings**

MC: Daredevil Jumping Cyclone before the match even got started.

SY: Do you ever Stop Bitching?

MC: Cyclone fought into a Corner now, the Referee is trying to pull Daredevil away. That "Attitude" Might get Daredevil disqualified Sam.

SY: Why? He isn't doing anything wrong.

MC: Daredevil Broke away, Cyclone working his way back to his feet. Daredevil goes to grab Cyclone but he just lifted Daredevil to a Backdrop out of the ring. The Referee is counting, Daredevil looks to be recovering on the outside, he looks stunned that what just happened.

RJ: 1...2...3...4...5...

MC: Daredevil Back into the Ring. Cyclone gives Daredevil With a Flurry of Martial Arts Kicks Then Followed it up with a Vertical Suplex. Cyclone is on a Roll here back up he grabbed Daredevil's legs and put him in a Texas Cloverleaf. This Hold Is Especially dangerous when Cyclone does it, almost as if he mastered it. Daredevil has got to be in agony the Referee is Asking Daredevil if he wants to quit.

SY: Please it isn't THAT bad of a move, And Why is Cyclone even trying it? He isn't from Texas!

MC: Daredevil, Desperately trying to get to the ropes here, we've seen this before, the Heart, and the Determination of Daredevil. Daredevil got the Ropes.

RJ: 1...2...3..

MC: Cyclone Broke the hold and quickly hit a Springboard Moonsault onto the back of Daredevil. Cyclone Drags Daredevil away from the ropes and goes for a Pin.

RJ: 1...2...

MC: Daredevil Just barely got the shoulder up. Cyclone has got so much momentum Daredevil has to Catch a break to hope of winning this match. Cyclone Gets Daredevil to his feet and gets ready for another Suplex I think but Daredevil Punched out of it. Daredevil with a Kick to the Gut of Cyclone then looks to have Cyclone up for a Pumphandle Slam....what the hell was that? I thought he was going t do a pumphandle Slam but he turned into some kind of Piledriver.

SY: That's another Reason why Daredevil is going to win , he's Innovative.

MC: Well Anyway, Daredevil goes for the cover after that ..uh Pumphandle Piledriver.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: Cyclone Got his foot on the ropes somehow! Daredevil looks Frustrated. Daredevil in the corner, he's sitting down, perhaps spending this time to recover from the punishment Cyclone gave him earlier in this match up.

SY: Shut up Cole! Daredevil is Taking it easy, He doesn't want to wear himself out beating down Cyclone too quickly, he does have a tournament to get through. You have to look at the big Fucking picture!

MC: Both men Back up Daredevil Irish whips Cyclone but Cyclone Bounces back with a Springboard Back Elbow. Cyclone back up and heading for the top Rope. Cyclone Tried for a Frog Splash but Daredevil got his Knees up. both men are down.

RJ: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7

MC: Both men are up now Daredevil tries the Irish Whip again and then hits Cyclone in a Tilt-a-whirl Power Slam. Daredevil looks to have had enough in this match Sam, He is climbing the Ropes. Daredevil Tried for a Shooting Star Press, but Cyclone Somehow rolled out of the way and Daredevil got a face full of mat.

SY: Daredevil's just making it look good for Cyclone , he?s doing a favor. Daredevil has this match.

MC: Both Men Back up, Quick Gut Kick by Cyclone, he Roll?s over Daredevil then comes from behind hitting with a Springboard Bulldog. Cyclone is using a lot of Springboard Maneuvers today.

SY: Probably the only thing he can do. It looks pretty for the cameras.

RJ: 1...2...

MC: Kickout by Daredevil. Cyclone gets Daredevil up and hits him in the Perfect Storm Cyclone Goes for the Cover ... hey! Where's the Ron Justice? My God! What's Slash doing out here? Ladies and Gentlemen Slash Stevens had pulled the Referee out of the ring and Knocked him out with a his Bass Guitar!

SY: Ha Ha Yeah! Get'em Slash! I never liked Justice, anyway!

MC: Cyclone got off Daredevil and Rolled out of the Ring, Slash Ran off to the Back and Cyclone Followed him, folks we're going to see if we can get a camera back there. Here we go, Cyclone Seems to be looking around for Slash. Daredevil still in the ring slowly gets up looking around. Back to Cyclone ... He's at Slash's office ... the Door is locked.

CYCLONE: Slash! You're Lucky I still have a match and Can't deal with you right now!

SY: What's taking that second Ref so long to get out here? Count the bastard out!

MC: Well it looks like that Replacement Referee has just arrived and starts the count.

Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...

MC: Cyclone Running down the Ramp from the back.

Ref: 8...9...

MC: Cyclone Slid into the ring just in time to break the count. Daredevil kicking Cyclone as he gets up. Cyclone Catches a leg And Counters it into a Fisherman?s Suplex Pin.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: Kickout by Daredevil.

** "There's Only One Way To Rock" By Sammy Hagar and Slash Stevens walks out Setting up a Lawn Chair on the ramp, goes back in the back gets a Bullhorn and sits in the Chair watching the match. **

MC: What's Slash Doing back out here?

SY: Look Idiot, he wanted to watch Daredevil win!

SLASH: Cy...clone! Cy...clone!

MC: Slash is Trying to Distract Cyclone with that Megaphone of his. Cyclone looks to be trying to ignore him Lifting Daredevil up and hits a German Suplex.

SLASH: I'm Right Here Cyclone! Come and Get me!

SY: You Got to Love Slash. He is trying to settle his problems with Cyclone.

SLASH: What Are you waiting for you Dirty Wino Monkey Bastard!?

MC: Cyclone Looks to have had Enough and is on the edge of the ring Yelling back at Slash. Daredevil Pulls Cyclone down with Schoolboy Pin.

Ref: 1...2...

MC: Kickout by Cyclone , Daredevil is back up and picks Cyclone up as soon as he is back on his feet and hits him with the Daredevil Driver and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1...2...3!

DL: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH , DAREDEVIL!

SY: See? Didn't I tell you?

MC: Yes, you're very Smart. Shut up.

SLASH: Ohhh Tough luck Cyclone!

**Slash gets up taking all his stuff in the back with him and the camera fades **

**The Camera flickers on and at the bottom of the screen it says "Earlier Today". Acid is walking into the Blitz arena picking his nose. Slash walks up to him.**

Slash: Hey monkey noone wants you around here, especially the TCA

Acid: I have a match tonight.

Slash: What no you don't, now get, your cramping my style.

Acid: I have a heavyweight title defense against Sherman.

Slash: In what world is this? But if you want to fight Sherman then here he is.

**Sherman runs up behind Acid and double Axe handles him in the back of the head.**

Slash: You like That?

WS: Hey Matthews why do you kill another career, I don't think you can anymore.

AM: He isn't worth my time

**Slash is stomping Acid**

WS: I knew it

**Matthews looks pissed and walks over to Acid and pushes Slash out of the way.**

Slash: Hey!

**Matthews Picks up acid, drags him in the middle of the street and hits the Career Killer on a manhole Cover.**

Slash: Will you look at him twitch

**Sherman Lifts him up and shoulder powerbombs him into a mailbox, Matthews and Sherman lifts him to his feet and Slash Gets into a dump truck and pulls out his Bass Guitar. Sherman and Matthews have him held up by his arms and Slash beats him in the head with the bass Guitar.**

WS: How do you like that?

AM: I'm not done yet.

** Matthews lifts Acid to his feet and hits him with the Sledgehammer Piledriver.**

Slash: Here get him into the truck.

**The two pick him up and throw him into the back of the dump truck, Slash gets in and drives off with Acid.**

WS: Thanks for you help, as little as it was

AM: Hey, I did most of the work here.

WS: Like Hell!

**The Camera fades with them arguing**