The TV screen flashes 2 minutes. The production crew is shown and they are scrabbling. Tapes are flying and people are scattering. The Director of the show is yelling at the people to get ready.

1 minute

Then, the camera focuses on the arena ... Blitz Arena. It took them one year to reopen the place, but the place has held up thus far. This time its open for the PPV. The PPV of the WWA. The biggest show on the earth is ready to commence. The crowd is in and they are rowdy. They want action and they want it now it looks like.

10 seconds

"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed and out comes Sam Yang. Sam is dressed in a Black Meridian suit by Versace. The crowd blasts his eardrums with the sound of boos. He takes his seat next to the ring and awaits Cole.

"Sabatoge" by Beastie Boys and Michael Cole comes strolling out. The crowd erupts in cheers and theres Cole giving handshakes on his way down to the ring. He gets there and puts on the headset.

MC: Welcome everyone to the start of WWA's first PPV of the year. WRESTLEFEST!!!

SY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big deal.

MC: BIG DEal?? What the ...? You're joking right?

SY: No big deal. I mean its just another show of xXx domination.

MC: Right. Anyway, the show should start soon. The card is as follows. Phantasm versus Joey Rivers for the HardCore title. Hunter versus T-Bone for the Tag team titles. If Hunter wins T-Bone is his partner. If T-Bone wins he gets the belts and picks his partner. And finally the granddaddy. "What's behind door number 2?" match. Phantasm versus Ron Justice versus SuperStar versus Mike Hardy. All four competitors start in the ring. And work their way around the arena and the neighboring city. Trying to find the IC belt and the World strap. Behind some doors will be fellow wrestlers who will join in on the match. And behind others will be the belt or belts.

SY: Sounds like a plan.

Suddenly, the CactusTron flashes and Advocates face is shown. Then, blood starts to flow over his face and a maniacle laughter is heard. Then it goes black and an Anarchy "A" is shown. The words Satan's Child is coming this Wednesday, is shown and the crowd just stands there in wonderment.

MC: What the hell did I just see?

SY: I have no idea.

Then, "Feel so numb" by Rob Zombie and Advocate steps out from the curtain. The crowd starts to boo and he flips them off. He gets into the ring and pulls out his mic.

Advocate: Welcome one and all to WWA's first PPV. I am glad everyone came and I hope you enjoy the show. The reason I came out tonight; is to let everyone know we have a few surprises tonight. Alot of new talent has signed and one just showed his promo. So, sit back and enjoy the show.

With that the arena blackens. "Play God" by Spineshank.

xXx

And out comes Joesph Rivers. He's dressed in his green, sleeveless, Armani suit. He gets in the ring and Advocate is still in there. They stare each other down and Rivers pushes the CEO.

MC: Oh man, he's challenging the Boss.

SY: Good, that weasal and ass*ole. He should get beaten up.

MC: Rivers pushes Advocate again. Advocate tries to push back, but Rivers ducks him and puts him in the River of Tears!

SY: I didn't know Advocate screamed like a girl. HAHAHAHA!

Security comes out and breaks it up. Advocate is being tended to when; "Rock Star" plays by NERD. Phantasm steps out from the back and runs to the ring.

MC: Phantasm gets into the ring and both men stare each other down. Phantasm with the height advantage pushes Rivers. Rivers pushes back and then follows up with a clothesline that sends Phanty down.

SY: Yes, Rivers is the brightest and strongest Rookie ever!

MC: Phanty gets back up, but is kicked back down. Rivers gets out of the ring and goes underneath the ring. Phanty gets up and follows Rivers, but when he gets to the spot Rivers went under. He gets tripped up. Rivers comes out with a sledge hammer. He starts to kick Phanty in the stomach and ribs. He lines Phantasm's face with the hammer.

SY: Yeah, I've been working on this railroad ... all the live long f**ing day!

MC: Rivers misses. Phantasm gets up and kicks to the mid-section. POLTERGEIST! On the concrete floor.

SY: Wow, where did that come from?

MC: Rivers gets up and they exchange punches. Rivers gets knocked down. Phantasm reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a chair, a stop sign, a metal pipe, a can of endust, and a charcoal lighter. Phantasm tosses the chair to Rivers. He catches it.

BASH!

MC: 5th Dimension! Wow, Rivers is bleeding now.

SY: Damn, never saw that coming. Neither did Rivers!

MC: Phanty grabs the metal pipe.

BASH!
BASH!
BASH!

SY: DAMN. The blood Rivers is gushing is too much even for me.

MC: Wow, Rivers is out of it. He stumbles to his feet. Rivers is getting pounded on by Phanty. Phantasm lines him up to the rings steps. He steps back a ways and starts running to steps.

SY: Looks like Outer Limits time.

MC: HE MISSED! He gored the steps and his in pain. Rivers shakes off the cobwebs and Stunners Phantasm. Phantasm is on the ground. Rivers grabs the stop sign and lays it on Phantasm, who's lying helpless on the ground. Rivers gets in the ring and climbs the turnbuckles.

SY: Hookline??

SMASH!

MC: Yes, Hookline on the stop sign and on the floor. Rivers is up again. He walks over to the sledge hammer. He picks it up and walks back over to Phantasm; whos lying motionless. Picks up the sledge and is aiming at Phantasm's leg.

SMASH!

SY: Ouch! I guess Phantasm won't be standing.

MC: Phantasm's leg just got crushed by the hammer. Phantasm is in serious pain, he's crying and is writhing. Rivers picks him up. INSIDE CRADLE BY PHANTASM! PIN. 1..2..NO!

SY: Where tha ... ? CLOSE but no cigar!

MC: That was the first pin by anyone this match. Rivers gets up mad as hell. He looks at Phantasm , who's still down. He gets out of the ring and grabs the metal pipe. Gets in the ring and it looks like he's going to bash Phantasm's face. Crotch chop by a fallen Phantasm. He gets up on one leg. HELL BOUND! Phantasm falls down and pins Rivers. 1..2..NO! Gets up again and gets out of the ring. He picks up the can of Endust and the Charcoal lighter. Rivers gets out of the ring.

FOOOSH!!!