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The crowd is silent, as the beginning of the PPV is upon us. The CactusTron is flashing two countdowns. Both have writing above them. One of them reads ShowDown with Iraq; the numbers flash 00:30:59. The other has WWA PPV, 00:01:00.
BOOM!
David Legend: Welcome everyone to the THE WWA PPV ... RETRIBUTION!!!
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Explosions of Fireworks off the CactusTron Stage; and Pyro from the turnbuckles. "My Plague" by SlipKnot plays and the show begins. The CactusTron starts to show this past years events. Rivers and SuperStar joining forces, The disappearance of Damion, The screwjob of NLW/WWA, The entering of the many new SuperStars of the WWA. The first appearance of The DWO, D-Star, Painiac, Bryan Sanders, DarkSide, SledgeHammer, X-Rated, and the magnificent return of T-Bone.
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"Everything" by Stero Fuse; and Micheal Cole struts out. He gets to the announcers table and awaits his collegue.
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"Concise" By Audio Slave, and Samuel Yang; steps out to a chorus of boos, He gets to the announcers table and grabs his headset.
Mc: Welcome one and all to the WWA's PPV, Retribution.
SY: I think alot of the SuperStars here tonight want retribution; on CEO Advocate!
MC: You got that right. I wonder how this PPV will go down?
BOOM!
"Shame" by Stabbing Westward plays and CEO Advocate walks out.
MC: The hell? He's not supposed to show up!
CEO_Advocate: HIYA, FANS! ITS ME! THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE WWA! I am here tonight to give you a quick rundown of the PPV. Since, there have been changes, since I last made all of the matches. One, and its a biggy. The Second Match ... Painiac versus DMX; Its gone. It's been replaced by MY OWN TOURNEY! Not that loser, SuperStar's. His is gay and dumb, mine makes sense. So, its a Battle Royale; all the WWA SuperStars enter the ring, no intros, the two vacent belts are on the line. The Universal and the Hardcore. Now, you all know how the belts work right? The Universal is one step below the Intercontinental, The Hardcore is below the Universal. Both belts are of high importance; and the Hardcore belt is not a 24/7 rule type belt. The only way for that belt to change hands is through a championship made match, by me! So, that match replaces the first and the second. And, then after a match of my choosing, the 10 man tag team match is up. All the belts are on the line, No DQ's, No Countouts. And like Hunter said, I made a special stipulation. One, its an inferno match, the ring encased in fire, Two, its a TLC match, and three; and the most important. All of the belts, except, the World; are high above, and I mean HIGH above the ring, actually can you see up there? Near the ceiling is a skylight, above that skylight on the roof, is the scaffold. Whoever is up there and gets tossed off and falls through the skylight loses his belt. Weither it'd be Joey, or the DWO. Now, the reason SuperStar's world belt is not on the line is simple. I want the belt! So, good luck to you all. Oh yeah, the match before this ... D-Star versus Sledgehammer.
MC: What the f**k!
SY: Yeah, I think CEO Advocate has lost his rocker and is mentally sick.
Commercial: Here's your chance WWA Fans to finally own your very own WWA SuperStar, yes, the WWA SuperStar plush toys! You can wrestle with them, snuggle with them, or scare the begezus out of your lil' sister! Yes, you can have; Hunter, the DWO, The BeasT: T-Bone, Joey Rivers, or the awesome SuperStar! Yes fans, Collect them all, and be the envy of your block! Buy them now at the WWA ShopZone, or at you fine local toy stores. By Whammo!
MC: We are back live at the sold out First Union Center in Philadelphia, PA. And all 15 WWA superstars are in the ring; Hunter, Sledgehammer, D-Star, Rivers, T-Bone, Painiac, X-Rated, DarkSide, Bryan Sanders, DWO, SuperStar, and Section 8.
SY: Man, this is going to be good!
**ding ding**
MC: All the men gather in the middle and attack DarkSide immediatly! T-Bone and Sledgehammer start pummeling DS! D-Star grabs DS from behind, and T-Bone steps back ... TERMINAL VELOCITY! SLEDGEHAMMER GRABS DS BY THE THROAT ... CHOKESLAM TO THE OUTSIDE! DS IS GONE ALREADY! MEANWHILE, B.O.D. AND DWO START TO PUMMEL SECTION 8 ... AND T-BONE AND SLEDGE BEGIN TO ATTACK D-STAR AND HUNTER! BRYAN SANDERS AND X-RATED START FLAILING AT EACH OTHER! T-BONE X-ECUTES HUNTER, AND SLEDGEHAMMER JACKHAMMERS D-STAR! SANDERS AND X-RATED ARE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS! CLOTHESLINE BY SANDERS, BUT X HANGS ON TO BRYAN, AND BOTH FALL OUT OF THE RING AND HIT THE FLOOR! B.O.D. AND DWO ARE DESTROYING SECTION 8, BUT FROM BEHIND SLEDGEHAMMER CLOCKS RIVERS! T-BONE TERMINAL VELOCITY'S SUPERSTAR IN THE BACK! DSTAR AND HUNTER ARE DOWN. PHANTY AND KZ WALK OVER TO HUNTER AND DSTAR! LOW BLOWS BY BOTH; HUNTER AND D! TARGETLOCK, AND STARHAMMER ON PHANTY AND KZ; RESPECTIVLY! SS AND RIVERS ARE OUT OF IT, DWO ARE HOLDING OFF T AND SLEDGE, BUT GET OVERWHELMED BY NEUROSIS AND DZ! THE FOUR; T-BONE, SLEDGE, NEUROSIS, AND DZ; ARE TRYING TO TOSS DWO OVER THE ROPES, BUT HUNTER AND DSTAR ATTACK FROM BEHIND AND PULL OFF NEUROSIS AND SLEDGEHAMMER! SS AND RIVERS ARE BACK UP, BUT BY THE TIME THEY GET OVER TO HELP THE DWO, THEY GET TOSSED; STARSTRUCK FROM HELL TO PHANTY AND HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! RIVERS PICKS UP KZ, RIVERS IS BY THE ROPES ... STARSTRUCK ON KZ! AND RIVERS TOSSES KZ OUT! NOW THE B.O.D. WALK OVER TO T-BONE AND DZ ... STARSTRUCK ON DZ! DZ GETS TOSSED! RIVER OF TEARS ON T-BONE! BUT T-BONE TURNS AROUND, AND SLAMS RIVERS INTO THE CORNER! SS IS TEEING UP T-BONE! STARSTRUCK, BUT HE MISSED ... HE HIT THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AS BOTH RIVERS AND T DUCKED! RIVERS GETS TERMINAL VELOCITIED! HUNTER IS DOWN, AND SLEDGEHAMMER NAILS SS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER PILEDRIVER! T-BONE AND SLEDGE GRAB SS, AND TOSS HIM OVER!
SY: Bye ... Bye SuperStar!
MC: T-Bone and Sledge are eyeing up the competition, Hunter, D-Star, and Rivers .. T-Bone and Sledge clock Neurosis, who walked behind both T-Bone and Sledge. All 5 men toss Neurosis over the ropes! Rivers, Hunter, and D-Star attack T-Bone and Sledge! But they fight back, Sledge with a shot to the gut on ... D-Star! Rivers and Hunter gang up on T-Bone. SledgeHammer Piledriver on D-Star! D-Star is out of it, and Sledge tosses D-Star over! HUNTER SEES THIS AND RUNS OVER TO SLEDGE ... THE BRIG! SLEDGE IS OUT! T-BONE WITH X-ECUTION ON RIVERS! T-BONE PICKS UP RIVERS ... IRISHWHIP ... BACKBODY DROP AND RIVERS IS OUT OF THE RING! T-BONE WALKS OVER TO HUNTER, WHOS SETTING UP FOR TARGET-LOCK ON SLEDGEHAMMER ... X-ECUTION! SLEDGEHAMMER PILEDRIVER! BOTH MEN GRAB HUNTER! HE GETS TOSSED!
SY: So, its just T-Bone and SledgeHammer now ... Both men eye each other up. Sledge swings, but misses! T-Bone with TERMINAL VELOCITY! THEN GRABS SLEDGE BEFORE HE CAN FALL, X-ECUTION! T-BONE PICKS UP SLEDGE ... BELLY TO BELLY WITH A RELEASE! T-BONE WALKS OVER TO SLEDGE ... PICKS HIM UP ... TOSS OVER THE ROPES, BUT SLEDGE HANGS ON, AS T-BONE IS RAISING HIS HANDS IN VICTORY, SLEDGE PULLS HIMSELF UP ... HE GETS BACK ON THE RING APRON ... JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! T-BONE IS KNOCKED OUT! SLEDGE PICKS UP T-BONE! GETS HIM OVER HIS HEAD AND STARTS TO WALK OVER TO THE ROPES!
SY: NO F**KING WAY!
MC: T-BONE IS FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT OF THE POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE DOES! HE SLIDES OF THE BACK AND LOWBLOWS SLEDGE! GRABS HIS LEGS AND TOSSES HIM OVER!
David Legend: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ... T-BONE! AND HERES THE NEW WWA HARDCORE CHAMPION ... SLEDGEHAMMER!
MC: MY GAWD, This rookie just took it too the Veterans of the WWA!
SY: I had no idea ... I'm speechless!
MC: T-Bone is in the ring, holding the Belt high.
Commercial: **the TV screen goes blank and the lettrers WWA appear. A voice starts to speak**
Voice: The definition of an assault is ... 1 a : a violent physical or verbal attack b : a military attack usually involving direct combat with enemy forces c : a concerted effort (as to reach a goal or defeat an adversary)
2 a : a threat or attempt to inflict offensive physical contact or bodily harm on a person (as by lifting a fist in a threatening manner) that puts the person in immediate danger of or in apprehension of such harm or contact.
**Then all the WWA Superstars appear, in a dark alley facing each other like there's going to be a gang fight**
Voice: WWA ASSAULT ... NO ONES SAFE.
MC: We are back live at Philadelphia, PA; at the soldout First Union Center, the Main event will be taking place at the First Union Spectrum; right across the street!
SY: That's one not to miss, I'm still in shock over SledgeHammer winning a belt so soon!
MC: I am too ...
"DEGENERATION X" By Run DMC and D-Star comes out, with a bandage on his ribcage. He starts to high five the fans ...
BOOM!
"Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward; and Hunter walks out, to a chorus of cheers! He gets to the ring; high fives the ringside audiance, and stands on the outside.
MC: I guess Hunter is D-Star's manager?
SY: I have no idea.
"Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains, and SledgeHammer walks out, holding the HardCore championship.
David Legend: THIS IS FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
MC: THE HELL?? EVEN SLEDGEHAMMER IS IN SHOCK! HE STARTS TO ARGUE WITH THE REF. D-STAR FROM BEHIND ... INSIDE CRADLE! PIN! 1..2..NO! SLEDGE IS UP, PISSED. D-STAR WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF SLEDGE. STAR HAMMER! PIN! 1..2..NO! D-STAR JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE. SLEDGE IS LYING DOWN ...
BASH!
MC: SHOOTING STAR PRESS, THAT MISSED! SLEDGE GOT OUT OF THE WAY ... PICKS UP D ... SLEDGEHAMMER PILEDRIVER! PIN! 1..2..NO! SLEDGE PICKS UP D ... SIDEWALK SLAM ... FOLLOWED BY A JACKHAMMER! PIN! 1..2..NO! HUNTER GETS ON THE APRON. SLEDGE WALKS OVER ... CHOKESLAM BY SLEDGE ON HUNTER! D-STAR IS UP ... STARHAMMER FOR A SECOND TIME! PIN! 1..2..3!
SY: You have got to be kidding me.
MC: I don't believe it myself.
David Legend: HERE IS YOU WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION ... D-STAR!
MC: MY god ... SledgeHammer is pissed.
SY: I am too!
MC: Hunter and D-Star are celebrating up the ramp as "DeGeneration X" plays.
Commercial: Hey kids, its me SuperStar. Now, I know I am an honorable guy in the ring and I take no prisoners when it comes to my enemies. Please, for the sake of all of humanity, please do not try this at home.
**SuperStar pulls out a Bozo the clown inflattable doll, with a piece of paper with CEO Advocate's face, the paper is taped on the doll**
BOSH!!
**SuperStar Starstruck the doll, and he hit it so hard its deflating**
SS: Kids, I know you hate CEO Advocate and his lackey's like the rest of us, but please, do not try this at home!
Voice: This has been a Paid Public Service announcement by the DWO.
MC: We are back and now the live feed to the Spectrum is up.
SY: oh no, is that Jeese Black and Troy Patrick?
JB: Yes it is. Its an amazing event so far, and this last match is going to be unbelievable.
TP: This is my very first WWA PPV, and the crowd is amazing. So, I guess we're taking over right, Cole?
MC: Yes, you guys are ... Have fun.
SY: grrr....
"Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays and the B.O.D. with Sandra Kelley walk out. They get to the ring and await their partners.
"Across the Nation" plays and DWO walk out. Rayne, Wrath, Cinder, and Hallie walk to the ring.
JB: The crowd reaction to them thus far is astounding.
TP: Its amazing, really. The fans are just crazy for these guys.
"Save yourself" and Hunter walks out. Hunter gets in the ring and shakes all their hands.
"RadioActive(Four Assassins)" by Wu Tang Clan plays and Section 8 with CEO Advocate walk out. As they get near the ring, Advo motions for the Zone Brothers to leave. The remaining people walk to the ring.
JB: You think the Zone Brothers are going for the scaffold?
TP: That's my only explaination.
JB: With that, the DWO run out of the ring and through the crowd, Then, Phantasm follows the Zone brothers, and Rivers then leaves! Now its just Neurosis and Advo against SuperStar and Hunter! Neurosis and Hunter start it off. Neurosis with a shot to the gut, European uppercut to Hunter, followed by a DDT. Hunter is in trouble. Neurosis picks up Hunter and drags him to the corner ... tag to CEO Advocate. Advo with a series of kicks. Advo picks up Hunter ... tag to Neurosis. OUTER LIMITS BY NEUROSIS! PIN! 1..NO! Hunter kicks out. Hunter low blows Neurosis ... stumbles to his feet and reaches for a tag ... YES! SUPERSTAR IS IN. NEUROSIS RUNS AT SS, STARSTRUCK! ADVO GETS OFF THE APRON AND STARTS TO CHASE CINDER AND HALLIE! SS CUTS HIM OFF, BUT ADVO GRABS CINDER! NEUROSIS FROM BEHIND, TRANQUILIZER! SS IS DOWN! CINDER STOMPS ON ADVO'S FOOT! ADVO IS PISSED AND CHASES CINDER AROUND THE RING, HUNTER IS HIDING AROUND A CORNER ... CINDER PASSES ... ADVO IS ON HER TAIL ... TARGET-LOCK ON THE OUTSIDE!
BOOM!
TP: THE FIRE JUST STARTED, HUNTER WAS CLOSE TO THE FLAME! HUNTER IS ON FIRE! HALLIE RUNS OVER AND PUTS IT OUT! BUT NEUROSIS IS BEHIND HALLIE ... TRANQUIL...NO STARSTRUCK BY SUPERSTAR! NEUROSIS IS DOWN.
JB: I cannot believe that Neurosis almost Tranquilizered Hallie! ADVO IS UP ... YOUR FIRED ON SUPERSTAR! HUNTER IS UP ... TARGET-LOCK AGAIN ON ADVO!
TP: WAIT ON THE ROOF ... HERES THE VIDEO! RIVERS AND PHANTASM ARE DESTROYING EACH OTHER WITH CHAIRS! RAYNE AND WRATH HAVE THE ZONE BROTHERS LYING ON THE SCAFFOLD ... CHILDS PLAY! BOTH ZONE BROTHERS ARE DOWN! RIVERS IS BACKING PHANTASM UP TO THE SKYLIGHT! DWO IS STANDING THERE, WAIT! CINDER IS UP THERE! RAYNE SEES THIS AND STARTS TO RUN OVER TO HER! WRATH AND RIVERS BOTH STAND SIDE BY SIDE TO PROTECT THE COUPLE! PHANTASM AND THE ZONE BROTHERS. SEEM TO BE ORGANIZING,
JB: BACK DOWN IN THE RING, SUPERSTAR AND HUNTER HAVE LEFT, THEY SEEM TO BE GOING TO THE TOP! NEUROSIS AND ADVO GET UP AND START THE TREK AS WELL! SUPERSTAR AND HUNTER GET TO THE FIRE EXIT, THEY OPEN THE DOOR ... TERMINAL VELOCITY ON BOTH MEN! T-BONE WAS STANDING THERE WAITING! NEUROSIS AND ADVO GET TO THE DOOR ... ADVO SHAKES T-BONE'S HAND! BOTH MEN MAKE IT UP THE STEPS. SS AND HUNTER ARE DOWN ... T-BONE IS SAYING SOMETHING.
T-Bone: Hey buddy, I'm back. Now it's time to take apart you new found friend ... Rivers.
JB: THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
TP: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT ON THE ROOF DWO AND RIVERS ARE BEING MANHANDLED. THE ENTIRE CORPORATION IS UP THERE. ADVO IS DIRECTING TRAFFIC, AND SECTION 8 IS EXECUTING IT TO PERFECTION. AND NOW T-BONE HAS REACHED THE TOP. THE ZONE BROTHERS PICK UP RIVERS AND EACH HOLD HIS ARMS ON EITHER SIDE. T-BONE TEES HIM UP ... TERMINAL VELOCITY! PHANTASM AND NEUROSIS ARE DOWN ... SUPERSTAR AND HUNTER HAVE MADE IT UP! SUPERSTAR AND HUNTER ARE TAKING OUT SECTION 8. RAYNE IS STILL HOLDING AND PROTECTING CINDER, BUT WHERES HALLIE? SUPERSTAR IS LEVELING EVEYONE. HE HAS ADVO CORNERED ... SOMEONE TAPS HIS SHOULDER ... ELBOW TO THE FACE ... IT WAS HALLIE! WRATH IS ENSENSED! HE GRABS SUPERSTAR ... PILEDRIVER! HUNTER GRABS WRATH AND IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN ... RIVERS IS UP AND LEVELS ADVOCATE WITH A SPEAR! THEN HE ATTACKS T-BONE ... RIVER OF TEARS! RAYNE CALMS DOWN EVERYONE ...
JB: OH GOD ... LOOK ... NEUROSIS HAS CINDER. HE'S HOLDING HER OVER THE SKYLIGHT! THE ZONE BROTHERS ... ATTACK RAYNE AND WRATH! SS, RIVERS, AND HUNTER ARE THE ONLY ONES TO SAVE HER! HALLIE IS UP .. AND JUMPS ON NEUROSIS'S BACK. PHANTASM AND ADVO ARE GETTING UP. HUNTER LUNGES AT NEUROSIS ... SPEAR BY HUNTER. KNOCKING CINDER LOOSE AND OUT OF HARMS WAY ... STARSTRUCK ON ADVO! JUMPING CRECENT KICK TO PHANTASM! DWO HAVE THE ZONE BROTHERS ... CHILDS PLAY BY WRATH! DROPZONE FALLS THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT! STORM WARNING! KILLZONE IS THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT!
TP: YOU SEE THAT THOUGH? THERES A SAFETY NET AND KILLZONE AND DROPZONE ARE KNOCKED OUT, BUT ON THE NET.
JB: DAMN ... WELL SUPERSTAR AND HUNTER HAVE CEO ADVOCATE AND PHANTASM. BUT T-BONE AND NEUROSIS ARE UP AND BOTH HAVE THE WOMEN! STARSTRUCK TO ADVO AND HE GOES FLYING OFF. TARGET-LOCK ON PHANTASM! RAYNE, WRATH, AND RIVERS START TO RUN AT T-BONE AND NEUROSIS! T-BONE WITH X-ECUTION ON HALLIE! RAYNE AND WRATH ATTACK T-BONE ... STORM WARNING! RIVERS LUNGES AT NEUROSIS ... BUT RIVERS HITS CINDER INSTEAD! RIVERS WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT HITS NEUROSIS, ANYWAY! RAYNE AND WRATH RUN TO CONDER'S AID. T-BONE LEVELS DWO! SUPERSTAR IS THERE NOW, ALONG WITH HUNTER. RIVERS WITH RIVER OF TEARS ON NEUROSIS. HE LETS GO AND EXECUTES ... A STUNNER AND NEUROSIS FALLS THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT!
David Legend: And here's your WINNERS ... DWO, B.O.D., AND HUNTER!
TP: T-BONE STILL UP THERE, HE HAS A LIMP CINDER ... SUPERSTAR, HUNTER, AND RIVERS ARE THERE. HUNTER RUNS AT T-BONE, T-BONE WITH A HEFT KICK TO HUNTERS FACE! SUPERSTAR ... STARSTRUCK, BUT HITS CINDER IN THE FACE! RIVERS WITH A GORE TO T-BONE, AND T-BONE IS FINALLY DOWN! RAYNE AND WRATH ARE UP AND SEE B.O.D AND HUNTER STANDING OVER A FALLIN' CINDER. AS T-BONE CRAWLS AWAY ... RAYNE WITH STORM WARNING ON SUPERSTAR! CHILDS PLAY TO RIVERS! HUNTER GRABS RAYNE TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED, BUT STORM WARNING ON HUNTER!
JB: MY GAWD, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP! DWO PICK UP CINDER AND HALLIE AND SPIT ON B.O.D. AND HUNTER.
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