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 WWA Shotgun (02/15/04)




* WWA TV kicks on to show AJ Sparks backstage with the team of BTV. *

AJ: I’m here folks with the legendary team of ...

* Veronika grabs the mic from him. *

VP: Listen here Hon we don’t need you to ask the questions we were in this business when you were crapping your diapers. I’m here with the best in the business Alex Bedlam and Tony Matthews. That’s Tony Matthews not that joke for an IC Champion. BTV has one thing in mind and that’s WWA gold. Everyone knows that BTV held the tag team titles for years and lost it on a bullshit loophole. We have gotten back to what is rightfully ours the WWA Asian Championship.

* Tony Matthews shows off the Asian Championship belt. *

VP: So night we are going to take ...

*Veronika stops talking and notices something off camera. The camera pans out to show that Stanley "Superstar II" Marshall and John Ravenwolf are standing across from Veronika. Superstar II grabs the mic. *

SSII: I don’t know who talks more you or Stevens. Alex and Tony you guys are some of my closest friends. I was happy to hear that the BTV was back together but something has happen to Veronika during her time away from this company. So why don’t you quit demanding everything and prove yourselves in the ring. And you never know Manson might say hey these guys deserve a shot.

* Veronika grabs the mic back. *

VP: You know "Superstar II" you talk a lot but can back it up in the ring.

SSII: Hey if it will shut you up and knock some sense into these two you name the place and time.

VP: Well hon great really for the beating of your life. We will see you in the ring next.

* Veronika hands the mic to Bedlam. Bedlam slams it into the chest of AJ Sparks and the BTV turn and walk away. *

AJ: What’s going on? Superstar II? Mr. Ravenwolf? Comments?

* The Rising Stars turn and walk away. The camera pans in to the face of a confused AJ Sparks. *

* The intro of WWA Shotgun starts to play on WWA TV. A montage of WWA clips are shown as "What will become" by Fear Factory plays. The first image is of the Brotherhood of Darkness being revealed after Eric Blitz won his first WWA World Championship. More images flash across the Simmons and Dark Angel going over the top rope in the WWA first WWA Rumble. The finish of the Wrestlefest is shown. The final image is Slash Stevens in his 'tux' with a big old smile on his face. *

*The camera pans around the crowd and stops on the announcers’ table. *

JB: Hello folks This is WWA Shotgun. I’m Jesse Black and as always by my side is

MA: Miss Amber Boyle. We have one hell of a night lined up for everyone. We have the singles in ring return of Double A, the WWA’s only Canadian.

JB: That’s right Amber but to start out this show we have a single match between…

*"Dead in Hollywood" by Murderdolls blares over the P.A. Alex Bedlam and Tony Matthews who are accompanied to the ring by Veronika Permut. These three individuals make up the legendary team of BTV. Tony and Bedlam climb up on the apron and part the ropes so that Veronika can climb in the ring in her trademark black attire with butterflies on the back. *

MA: Are these guys doing here?

JB: Appears Amber that another match has been added to the card.

MA: Okay BTV is out here but whom are they going to face?

* The lights dim and a fire go in a circle near the entryway. "Army of Me" by Chimaira hit the PA. The camera switches an above shot to reveal it to be a pentagram of fire. Superstar II and Ravenwolf raise up from the middle. Superstar II ad Ravenwolf walks out from the flames. Ravenwolf’s cloak flows behind him. Superstar II and Ravenwolf climb the turnbuckles and hold their hands up. The crowd pops loudly. *

JB: Wow what an entrance.

MA: Very similar to the old Superstar introduces him and I use to do, but I don’t believe we ever that kind of reaction.

JB: The ref Danny Carr is telling Veronika to get out of the ring so they can start this match.

MA: This is going to be a stellar match tonight. Two great tag teams facing off against each other.

JB: These four men were great friends until a few weeks ago. BTV seems have forgotten everything but WWA gold.

MA: It can happen to the best of them Jesse. And there is the bell. This match will start out with the Rookie Ravenwolf going up against this monster of a man Alex Bedlam.

JB: Ravenwolf got his hands full tonight. I’m wondering if his back has healed yet since that inferno match. Ravenwolf locking up with Bedlam. Bedlam having a huge upper hand. Putting all his weigh down onto Ravenwolf. Bedlam picking up Ravenwolf by the throat. Ravenwolf struggling to get himself free from these giant’s hands.

MA: This could spell trouble for Ravenwolf if he doesn’t get free. Bedlam has him in the air. Ravenwolf working himself free. I don’t believe it.

*BAMM! *

JB: Did you see that Dropsault? I felt the ring shake from here when Bedlam hit that mat. Wow what a hit.

MB: Veronika cheers on Bedlam to get up. Bedlam shaking the cobwebs out of his head. Bedlam is up and back on his feet.

JB: Bedlam charging at the underdog Ravenwolf. Bedlam with a huge big boot. Ravenwolf ducking under the leg of Bedlam and going behind him. Ravenwolf with a dropkick to the back of Bedlam.

MA: Ravenwolf really favoring those dropkicks tonight.

JB: I say kudos to Ravenwolf keep doing whatever keeps this monster off his feet.

MA: Bedlam is back around. He really looks upset. Ravenwolf going for another standing dropkick.

JB: But no Bedlam grabs him out of mid air. Huge Chokeslam on Ravenwolf. Bedlam with the cover..1..2..

MA: Superstar II jumping off the top turnbuckle with a legdrop to the back of the head of Bedlam. He just broke up the count.

JB: Danny Carr is telling Superstar II to get out of the ring.

MA: Bedlam is picking up Ravenwolf off the mat. He looks out of it.

JB: Bedlam raising his arms above his head and comes down on the middle of Ravenwolf’s back. What a powerful axe handle. Bedlam going for another one.

MA: Ravenwolf is really screaming in pain. His back must not be fully healed.

JB: Going hitting his fourth, his fifth axe handle. My god I don’t think Ravenwolf will ever fully recover from the damage done to his back.

MA: Matthews calling for the tag. Bedlam leaving Ravenwolf to go tag. Not a smart move leaving a down man unattended.

JB: Bedlam makes the tag with ease. Matthews grabs the leg of Ravenwolf. It appears he’s going for a leg submission.

MA: Ravenwolf with a kick to the gut of Matthews. I don’t believe it. Ravenwolf still has a fight in him.

JB: Matthews reeling back. Ravenwolf up on his feet. Superstar II is calling for Ravenwolf to make the tag. Ravenwolf diving.

MA: Yes he makes a tag to Superstar II.

JB: Superstar II in the ring with a force. Clothesline on Matthews. Matthews is up. Matthews kick to the gut on Superstar II. Matthews wrapping the head. SNAP SUPLEX. Superstar II bounces back up on his feet. His own snap Suplex.

MA: The pace of this match really has picked up. Listen to that crowd.

JB: Superstar II with a standing moonsault, but no Matthews rolls out of the way. Double foot dropkick to the head of Superstar II as he gets up. Matthews with the cover..1..2..

MA: NO Superstar II gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time. Matthews picking Superstar II up whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Matthews charging at Superstar II.

JB: But no Superstar II jumps out of the way. Matthews bouncing off the corner turnbuckle. Superstar II off the top rope.

*BAMM! *

MA: Did you see that monstrous neckbreaker?

JB: Superstar II with the cover..1..2..No the count is broke up with a Bedlam’s big boot to the back of the head of Superstar II.

MA: This match is full of surprises.

JB: Bedlam throwing Superstar II out of the ring. Superstar II bouncing off the railing.

MA: He’s going to feel that one in the morning.

JB: Bedlam jumping to the outside to add to more of the pounding he’s gave Superstar II the ring already. While Tony Matthews is trading blows with Ravenwolf.

MA: It’s clear that Danny has lost control of this match like so many others. You would think Jeff would hire some more officials.

"The Better of Two Evils" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA. The fans are a little confused on what’s going on. Two figures run down to the ring and slide in. The two men hit Tony Matthews and John Ravenwolf from behind. *

JB: What a minute I know who that is? It’s the XGW’s Killer Instinct. Killer Tron and Killer Bee. What are they doing out here?

MA: We haven’t seen these guys since the WWA Rumble. They don’t seem to have any ring rust in them.

JB: Killer Bee whipping Tony Matthews towards Killer Tron. Killer Tron throwing Matthews right over the top rope.

MA: Ravenwolf is up. Killer Bee ducks the clothesline from Ravenwolf. Killer Bee picking Ravenwolf up for a pancake.

JB: But no Killer Tron is joining in the fun with a neckbreaker. They just put Ravenwolf completely out.

MA: This match has gone out of hand. Someone better get this under control before it turns into a full-blown melee.

* The lights dim and "Sun Will Never Rise" by Mushroomhead. Forces of Nature with PJ Hammer come barreling out of the entryway. Forces of Nature climb into the ring. Forces of Nature War bounces the head of Matthews off the ring apron as War jumps in and Shock dropkicks Killer Tron.*

JB: What the hell is Forces of Nature doing out here?

MA: I don’t k now Jesse but did you see that Springboard dropkick by Shock? He’s teacher could have never moved like that.

JB: On the outside Bedlam with a big boot but no Superstar II ducks out of the way.

MA: Goddess, Bedlam just took the head off of Danny. Say good night Danny.

JB: All this action hasn’t gone unnoticed by the monster Bedlam and Superstar II.

MA: Bedlam getting double-teamed by War and Killer Bee. Bedlam not caring much for this reverses with a double Chokeslam.

JB: Did you feel the ring shake? This is crazy. All the teams are in the ring just brawling it out. This has to be stopped.

*The lights dim and a voice goes over the PA. *

Voice: TO BE THE SUPERSTAR YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE SUPERSTAR!!!

* Superstar walks out in his trademark spaded pentagram Gi pants and a tank top but the color scheme is a little different than normal. His tank top is a dark green and his Gi pants are royal blue. Instead of his Celtic Cloak, Superstar is sporting a ring coat (like what Edge comes down to the ring in). Everyone stops fighting in the ring when Superstar appears. He pulls out a mic out of his ring coat. *

Superstar: Well this was supposed to be a regular tag match. But I think that has all gone to hell. What do you think you are doing out here Killer Instinct you guys went the way of the XGW. I’ll give you guys that you have balls to come and invade my show. And Forces of Nature I don’t even know where to start with you guys. I don’t really give a shit about what beef you guys have with each other. I’m sick of hearing people say there is no tag division in the WWA. Well I’m going to prove to those people that there is a very hearty tag division. So next week on Shotgun 8, these fans will be treated to a four teams facing off in one ring in a four team tag elimination match. The winner will get a shot at the other No.1 contender off of Fusion. So what do you fans have to say about that?

*The crowd gives a loud pop, then the lights dim. A voice comes across the PA. *

Voice: LISTEN UP JACKASSES!!!

* Slash Stevens in his leather pants and his trademark 'tux' comes walking out to a crowd of boos and his theme music Sammy Hagar’s "There’s Only One Way to Rock" Slash puts the mic up to his mouth. *

Slash: Shut up you assholes! I’m here to save you people from this horrible match for next week.

*Slash looks down the entry way towards Superstar. *

Slash: What’s your name again? Oh it doesn’t matter. It’s obvious these no talent ass weasels want to tear each other apart. But the match that was booked by what’s his name is boring and done almost as many times as Hartwig’s wife. So Slash "The Real Superstar" Stevens has booked you fans a real match for Shotgun 8.

Superstar: Hey Slash I know you got that nice little contract from Advocate but you can’t take anyone out of a match once I booked it you fucking moron.

Slash: Hey didn’t I say shut up Mr. Nobody. These guys are going to fight that’s for sure but not in that crap you call a match. The match is now a Tag Team Battle Royale which will involved these hacks but also the best of the JBM tag teams if you want to call them that. So Dance Monkeys Dance.

*The fans boo even louder as Slash drops the mic and exits back through the curtain. *

Superstar: You think you are someone Slash You think you are king shit. Come next week at Shotgun 8 you will face me in front of all my fans. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it because TO BE THE SUPERSTAR YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE SUPERSTAR!!!

*The crowd pops very loudly as Superstar walks back up the entryway shaking hands and giving high fives. *

JB: Like I said before you never know what is going to happen in the WWA.

MA: I wonder if Superstar thoughts are going to affect his match against Hunter tonight.

JB: Very true Amber I guess will we have to wait until their match later tonight. But right now we need to pay the sponsors.


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