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JB: Well Amber this is going to be an interesting night at Shotgun. Our first match is going to be a treat for the fans. The first match of the night will be a JBM Tag Team Royal Rumble. This will go by normal Rumble rules. The only differences tonight are that everyone will come down with their partner and if one member of a tag team is eliminated both members will be eliminated. So you will have to watch you partners back in this match.
MA: Well you should always do that. This will no doubt be an interesting match.
JB: Well its time for our first lucky tag team to enter in the Rumble.
MA: I wouldn’t consider entering first lucky Jesse.
*"Sun Will Never Rise" by Mushroomhead plays over the PA. Forces of Nature War and Shock make there way down to the ring.*
MA: I don’t like these guys’ personalities, but they are fantastic wrestlers. Though they have an uphill battle being the first guys in.
JB: Anything could happen in a Rumble though.
*"Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the PA. Hunter and Kazuma make their way down to the ring*
JB: The American Dream has come back with a vengeance since Wrestlefest. With all of their effort seem to be focused on Scott Stone.
MA: Well Hunter and Kazuma’s attention should be on this match, and not on Stone. Both teams are facing off against each other. There’s the bell.
JB: Kazuma charges War and hits him with a clothesline. Shock and Hunter lock up. These guys aren’t wasting any time to get started.
MA: Well they have a lot more guys to deal with in this match. Hunter forces Shock into the corner. Hunter is stomping Shock in the midsection, trying to wear him down.
JB: Kaz is kicking away at War. War pokes Kaz in the eyes. War hits a standing dropkick Kaz.
*"Army of Me" by Chimaira plays over the PA. Ravenwolf and Superstar II come running to the ring.*
MA: Ravenwolf ducks under a clothesline from Hunter. Stan does a shoulder block to Shocks knee. Kaz whips War at the ropes. Kaz tries to clothesline War out of the ring, but War ducks under. Kaz nearly goes over the top rope. That was close.
JB: Ravenwolf and Hunter and exchanging blows. Stan has Shock in the corner and is trying to lift him over the top rope. War body slams Kaz in the middle of the ring. War sees that his partner is in trouble and axe handles Stan in the back.
MA: War is watching his partners back. Stan elbows War in the face. Shock kicks Stan in the gut and Forces of Nature are now getting the two on one on Stan.
JB: Hunter has Ravenwolf in a fireman’s carry. Death valley driver to Ravenwolf.
*"The Reckoning" by Godhead plays over the PA. The Zone Brothers come running down to the ring.*
MA: This is going to be trouble.
JB: Anyone that works for Slash is trouble. Forces of Nature have beaten Stan into submission in the corner, and are waiting for the Zones. Stan looks like he really took a beating. Hunter is choking Ravenwolf on the ropes.
MA: The Zones slide into the ring and get stomped by Forces of Nature. The Zone Brothers get to their feet and slug it out with Forces of Nature.
JB: Hunter come up from behind Shock and hits him with a reverse DDT. Kaz is up and teams up with KillZone against War. Go figure, TAD is working with the Zones.
MA: If you can work with the TCA, you can work with anyone. The Rising Stars are recovering. Kaz and Kill Irish whips War into the corner. Kaz helps whip Kill and Kill does and body splash to War. Drop immediately follows, and dose a double body splash to War. War has been crushed by 600 pounds is down.
JB: Shock has been stomped into the mat by Kaz and Hunter. These two teams are just dominating the ring.
MA: The Zone Brothers come over to Shock. They pick him up, and toss him over the ropes.
DL: FORCES OF NATURE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE ZONE BROTHERS.
JB: The Rising Stars are getting themselves ready for the double teaming assault that is comi ..
*"Next Episode" by Dre and Snoop Dogg plays over the PA. Triple Threat’s Fenix and Chad Candido start there way to the ring.*
MA: TAD and the Zones are looking to get the numbers advantage on them. Superstar II and Ravenwolf jump Hunter from behind before Triple threat gets to the ring.
MA: Triple Threat is met with force as they get in the ring. Kaz sees that his partner Hunter is in danger of being thrown over by the Rising Stars in the corner. Kaz gives a kick to the back of Ravenwolf. Ravenwolf is in pain. Ravenwolf’s back still hasn’t fully recovered yet. Hunter manages to fight back, and knocks Stan away from him and gets to a safer position.
JB: The Zones both whip Triple Threat to the ropes. Both members of Triple threat duck under the Zones clotheslines. They run into the ropes. They hit the Zones with clotheslines of their own. The rings getting a little crowded.
*“Song 2” by Blur plays over the PA. The Storm Brothers come running to the ring.*
MA: Well the ring just got more crowded. Stan has a sleeper hold on Hunter. Kaz has Ravenwolf in the corner. Fenix meets Nathan with an arm drag, followed up with an arm bar.
JB: Kill charges Billy. Billy drops down and pulls down the top rope. Kill nearly goes over the top rope with his own momentum. Candido sees that opening and clotheslines Kill over the top rope.
DL: ZONE BROTHERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY TRIPLE THREAT.
MA: At least those two are gone. Kaz tries to clothesline Ravenwolf over the ropes, but Ravenwolf catches the ropes and lands on the apron. Ravenwolf jumps on the ropes and hits Kaz with a missile dropkick.
JB: Hunter gets out of the sleeper hold, and drops Stan with a back suplex. Everyone is just going back and forth in the ring.
MA: Fenix hits Nathan with a belly to belly suplex. Billy jumps against the ropes and hits Candido with a head scissors.
JB: Hunter gets done stomping Stan on the side. Hunter is starting to show the wear of entering this match second. Hunter comes from behind Ravenwolf and hits him with an elbow to the back. Hunter whips Ravenwolf to the ropes. Hunter catches Ravenwolf on the comeback with a tilt-o-whirl back breaker. Ravenwolf is in a lot of pain.
MA: Triple Threat and the Storm Brothers are having a tough time getting the advantage over each other. Hunter comes over to where Fenix is lifting Nathan over the ropes. Candido has managed to get a half-crab on Billy when he went for the Superkick. Hunter and Fenix get the leverage, and push Nathan to the outside.
DL: STORM BROTHERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY TAD AND TRIPLE THREAT.
JB: Fenix is showing no favors to the man that helped him eliminate Nathan and elbows Hunter in the face. Fenix grabs Hunters head, and bashes it into the turnbuckle. Fenix follows up by stomping Hunter in the midsection in the corner.
MA: Superstar II is lying to the side, and Ravenwolf has stomped to the outside by Candido.
*"Tearing the Veil from the Innocent" by Cradle of Filth plays over the PA. The New Disciples: Chamber and Unreal run to the ring.*
JB: Unreal rolls into the ring and gets stomped by Candido. Chamber gets onto the top rope. Candido doesn’t get time to react to Chamber. Chamber hits Candido with the Heel of Hell (Round house kick while jumping off top rope). Candido is out.
MA: Fenix still has Hunter in the corner. Fenix get one of Hunter’s legs over the rope but Hunter fights back by punching Fenix in the face. Hunter throws Fenix into the corner and gives him a vicious series of chops.
JB: Stan is trying to get up by using the ropes. New Disciples come over and begin to beat him back down. They are trying to throw him out. Stan has been getting double teamed all night.
MA: Kaz has climbed to the top turnbuckle and waits as Candido get up. This might not be smart on Kaz’s part. Kaz goes for a cross body but Candido manages to catch him. Candido runs at the ropes with Kaz and tries to throw him over. Kaz catches the ropes, and manages to get on the apron even while Candido is trying to knock him out. That was close for Kaz.
JB: Ravenwolf from the outside sees that his partner is in trouble, and pulls Unreal out of the ring. Stan manages to get back down on the ring mat. Ravenwolf and Unreal are fighting on the outside.
MA: Hunter has an arm wrench on Fenix. Fenix rolls out of it. He hits Hunter with an arm drag. Fenix runs at Hunter and hits him with a knee to the stomach. Fenix brings Hunter to his feet with a headlock. Hunter elbows Fenix in the gut and snapmares Fenix. Hunter follows up with a full nelson. Hunter brings Fenix to his feet with the full nelson and tries to throw Fenix over the ropes. Fenix manages to get a hold of the ropes.
*Gospel version of "Find A little help from my friends" plays over the PA. The Gospel’s Killjoy and Chapel run down to the ring.*
MA: Wow, it has been awhile since we have seen either of these guys. They pick their target Chamber who is trying to get Superstar II over the ropes again. Unreal has whipped Ravenwolf into the steel steps. Ravenwolf may need medical attention for his back after all of this.
JB: Killjoy spins Chamber around and chops him a couple of times in the chest. He whips Chamber to the opposite ropes where Chapel is waiting. Chapel back body drops Chamber right out of the ring. That was a really good team work by the Gospel.
DL: THE DISCIPLES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE GOSPEL.
MA: Candido is choking Kaz with his boot. Kaz may not be able to take much more in this match. Killjoy and Chapel do a double team on Candido. The Gospel whips Candido to the ropes. Candido tries to come back with a double clothesline but both Killjoy and Chapel duck under it. Candido bounces off the ropes, and gets hits with a big back body drop by Killjoy and Chapel. The Gospel is doing really well for this match.
JB: Hunter is the next target of the Gospel. The come after Hunter. Hunter explodes with an elbow to the face of Killjoy, and a body slam. Chapel stomps Hunter as he gets up from the body slam. Hunter low blows Chapel, and takes away Chapel’s momentum. I have to give Hunter some credit; he has been with this match the whole time.
*“Dead in Hollywood” by Murderdolls plays over the PA. BTV’s Bedlam, Tony Matthews, and Veronika run out to the ring.*
MA: This could be bad news for everyone in the ring. BTV is a very dominant tag team, and most of the teams in the ring have been in there for a long time.
JB: The monster Bedlam steps over the top rope. Kaz is the first man to attack Bedlam. Kaz is giving everything he has left in those kicks of his, but it doesn’t seem to be enough. Bedlam gives a huge head butt to Kaz and knocks him down.
MA: Fenix is crawling to his feet, but Tony hits him with a missile dropkick. Tony runs over to Chapel and kicks him in the gut. Tony immediately hits the double underhook backbreaker. All of Gospels momentum is obviously gone now.
JB: Candido chops Bedlam in the chest. Bedlam just picks Candido into a rib breaking bear hug. Bedlam turns that into belly-to-belly suplex. Candido was very nearly thrown out of the ring with one of his feet hitting the floor. Bedlam sees the Killjoy is standing up. Bedlam runs at Killjoy and, ouch! Killjoy flipped in midair with that huge clothesline. I think Bedlam might have killed Killjoy.
MA: Hunter has been playing possum since BTV have come out. I don’t understand why he has started to wrestle like this. It’s so like the TCA. Ravenwolf is trying to recover on the outside. Stan is leaning on the second rope. Fenix rolled to the outside
JB: Bedlam grabs the downed Killjoy by the throat. Bedlam lifts Killjoy into a Chokeslam. Bedlam throws Killjoy over the ropes, almost with ease.
DL: THE GOSPEL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BTV.
MA: Can anyone stop this rampage? Tony Matthews is keeping everyone down while his partner is doing his work.
JB: Fenix rolls back into the ring, and dropkicks Bedlams knee from behind. Candido also gets up and dropkicks the other knee of Bedlam. They are both trying to get the big man off his feet. Bedlam is down to one knee. Fenix punches Bedlam in the face.
MA: Tony and Candido lock up. Tony is the fresher man, and hits Candido with a snap suplex. Tony follows up with a leg drop.
JB: Fenix has an arm wrench on Bedlam and is kicking him in the ribs. Bedlam does a big push to Fenix. Fenix is definitely having trouble with Bedlam. Fenix tries to kick Bedlam, but Bedlam kicks Fenix’s foot. Bedlam doses a huge spine buster to Fenix. Bedlam clotheslines Kaz in the back of the head as he gets up.
MA: Veronika is choking Stan on the ropes from the outside. Its no DQ so there isn’t anything anyone can do. Ravenwolf manages to chase Veronika off though.
JB: Bedlam walks over to Candido how is leaning on the ropes. Candido elbows Bedlam in the gut. Bedlam gives Candido a chop to chest. Bedlam picks Candido into a military press. Candido is trying to squirm out of it but Bedlam has a good hold. Bedlam throws Candido out of the ring and into the guardrail. Candido looks like he is in huge amount of pain.
DL: TRIPLE THREAT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BTV.
MA: BTV has been nothing but dominate in this match. They managed to eliminate the two fresher teams so far, and are now working on the guys that entered second and third.
JB: Ravenwolf has rolled back into the ring. Tony is on him, and goes for a inverted STO. But Ravenwolf elbows Tony in the face as a counter. Ravenwolf hits Tony with a STO instead.
MA: Bedlam is on him. Bedlam hits Ravenwolf with an axe handle to that tortured back. Bedlam helps Ravenwolf to his feet. Bedlam whips Ravenwolf to the rope. Shoulder block to Ravenwolf.
JB: Tony is back up, and shaking off the cobwebs. Stan is trying to get up but Veronika comes in and hits him with a neckbreaker, and leaves the ring. That is uncalled for. Stan isn’t even being given the chance to get up. The man has been a punching bag this whole match. Tony sees Kaz is getting up. Tony runs at Kaz and drop kicks him. Kaz falls through the middle ropes.
MA: Bedlam has pulled Ravenwolf to his feet. Hunter seems to be getting up when no one is looking. Bedlam is going for a powerbomb.
JB: Hunter is up. Hunter runs over to Tony, and whips him to the corner. Target Lock to Tony. That seemed to take a lot out of Hunter.
MA: Bedlam is powerbombing Ravenwolf to the outside. Wait, Stan with a dropkick to Bedlam from behind. Ravenwolf counters the powerbomb with a hurricarana. Ravenwolf is grabbing the middle ropes during the move. Bedlam has been thrown out of the ring by the teamwork of Ravenwolf and Superstar II! I was thinking BTV was going to go all the way there.
DL: BTV HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RISING STARS.
JB: BTV is fuming.
*"Better of Two Evils" by Marilyn Manson plays over the PA. The Killer Instincts Killertron and Killerbee come walking down to the ring. *
MA: What took these guys so long to come out?
MA: What took these guys so long to come out? Bedlam just gave Killertron a big boot. But BTV has already been eliminated. Tony Matthews hits Killerbee with a chair. BTV is viciously attacking killer instinct. Both of these teams are taking this fight out of the area. Killer Instinct wasn’t even given a chance to participate in the Rumble. That’s the breaks some times.
JB: Hunter grabs Stan from behind, and hits him with a German suplex. Hunter with an elbow to the back of the head of Stan.
MA: Kaz is rolling back into the ring. Kaz walks over to Ravenwolf by the head as he is getting up. Ravenwolf with a punch in the stomach of Kaz. Ravenwolf picks up Kaz. Fall away slam to Kaz.
JB: Hunter goes for a leg drop but Stan rolls out of the way. Stan gets up and clotheslines Hunter. Hunter stands up and gets drop kicked by Stan.
MA: Ravenwolf with a standing moonsault to Kaz. Looks like that took a lot out of both of them.
JB: Hunter is next to the ropes. Stan tried to go for the Starstruck but Hunter ducks under it, and tries to back body drops Stan to the outside. But Stan manages to land on the outside apron feet first. Stan is in no mans land. Hunter is trying to knock Stan off the apron. Hunter grabs Stan. Hunter is going to try and suplex Stan to the outside.
MA: Ravenwolf axe handles hunter from behind. Hunter failed to lift Stan because of Ravenwolf. Stan lifts Hunter up and suplexes him to the outside. Rising Star has won the Rumble.
DL: TAD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RISING STARS. YOUR WINNERS: THE RISING STAR’S SUPERSTAR II AND RAVENWOLF.
JB: You couldn’t have picked a better team to win this.
MA: I agree. They put every effort forward to win this.
*Camera Flickers on to Show Slash Stevens Sitting in his Office.**
Slash: Hello Monkeys, Slash Stevens Here. I know your all wondering who that was on the Phone with me the other night. Well Here’s a hint There are 4 of them, their big, There tough, and they are Standing Right next to me.
**Section 8 walks into the view of the Camera**
Slash: See I figured Superstar has his Goonies Ravenwolf and Superstar II, so I figured I’d just Kind of one up him. So I’m here to introduce you to Advocate’s Ex- Bodyguards, and My New Personal Task force for the TCA. The Zone Brothers, Neurosis, and Phantasm. So Superstar, I saw every card in your hand, and I know how to counter it. And Remember, I still have that “Surprise for you”, but toddles for now. Un till next time Kiddies, and Superstar Do you Want to get Rocked?!
JB: Welcome back fans to our second match of the night. Scott Stone versus La Sexoristo.
MA: This feud has really gone on since Wrestlefest when Hunter was revealed to be the real mastermind behind TCA real success as of late.
JB: I don’t think anyone really gets this feud.
MA: From what I understand this feud just boils down to respect and lack of it. Between the first American Dream and Scott Stone.
JB: Whatever it is Miss Amber it’s going to be one hell of a match.
*"More Human than a Human" by White Zombie hits the PA. A giant of a man walks out dressed head to toe in black and dark purple. The fans start to boo as the montage of the old TAD is seen on the Octatron. La Sexoristo walks down to the ring and climbs in. *
* “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed blares over the loud speakers. Scott Stone walks out to a warm reaction. *
MA: Scott is definitely the fan favorite in that one.
*Scott Stone points to the ring and mouths: “This is going to be an easy win. Where is Hunter”. Stone climbs in the ring and notices that La Sexoristo isn’t paying attention to him but instead is taunting the fans. Stone sees this and waits for La Sexoristo to turn around. *
*BAMM! *
JB: Stone just took out La Sex with a killer spear.
MA: What a way to start out this match.
JB: Stone picking up the downed La Sex.
MA: But no counter by La Sex with a stiff elbow to Stone’s midsection.
JB: Stone isn’t out of it yet.
MA: That elbow had no phrase on Stone. Stone punches La Sex in the face. Stone follows it with a European Uppercut.
JB: La Sex is really feeling it now. Stone snapping on a standing sleeper.
MA: Not often you see Stone go for the submission. La Sex is breaking the hold.
JB: La Sex counters with a swinging neckbreaker.
MA: Both men are down on the mat.
JB: That move really took it out of La Sex.
MA: The ref is starting the count.
DC: 1..
DC: 2..
DC: 3..
DC: 4..
DC: 5..
JB: They are starting to climb to their feet. La Sex with a clothesline.
MA: But no Stone ducks out of the way. Huge Samoan Drop by Stone.
JB: Stone with the cover.
MA: 1..2..no kick out by La Sex
JB: Stone is calling for his trademark Spear.
MA: La Sex steps out of the way. Stone slams into the turnbuckle with force.
JB: That’s really taken a lot out of Stone. La Sex capitalizing and going for his finisher.
MA: La Sex running towards Stone but stopped in his tracks by a boot to his face.
JB: Stone barrels out of the corner turnbuckle and catches La Sex with fierce running lariat.
MA: La Sex bounces right back on his feet. Ducks Stone’s second clothesline and counters with a drop toe hold.
JB: La Sex follows up with a legdrop to the back of the head of Stone. La Sex picking Stone up by the head.
MA: Not a smart move by La Sex. You should always go for the cover when you have your opponent down.
JB: La Sex whipping Stone into the ropes.
*BAMM! *
MA: La Sex almost took the head off of Stone with the big boot to the face.
JB: La Sex following up the big boot with an elbow and the cover.
MA: 1…2…No kick out by Stone. He just got his shoulders up in time.
JB: Both men are up and trading punches. Stone rallies back with a big fricking powerslam.
MA: I could feel it over here. Stone should really go with the cover and stop gloating to the fans.
JB: Here comes La Sex’s partners-in-crime, Hunter and Jin.
MA: Hunter is not moving off the ramp. Does Jin know he has to face by himself?
*BAMM! *
JB: Jin getting hit so hard he’ll feel in next week. Why didn’t Hunter help his teammates?
MA: I don’t know Jesse but Hunter is a mastermind always at work.
JB: La Sex back into this match. Kick to the gut by Stone. Stone picking up the monster.
MA: A stalling vertical suplex. I’ve never seen such an amazing display of power. La Sex is being thrown right over the top rope to the outside.
JB: That is amazing.
MA: What’s amazing is Stone is going up top.
JB: Stone jumping from the top rope for the double axe handle.
MA: But No…La Sex catches him in mid-air with a clothesline. Sending Stone into the railing.
JB: That’s going to hurt. La Sex going to bounce Stone’s head off of the railing.
MA: No Stone stops by putting his foot up. Catching La Sex by surprise and bounces La Sex’s head right off of the steel guardrail. La Sex getting whipped into the ring.
JB: What’s Stone coming over here for?
MA: He’s grabbing David Legend’s mic and microphone cord. He can’t be serious?
JB: Stone climbing back into the ring. Stone wrapping the cord around the throat of La Sex. The ref Danny Carr is telling him that he can’t use the mic cord.
MA: Stone hits La Sex with a reverse facebuster.
JB: Ref Danny Carr is removing the cord from around La Sex’s throat.
MA: Stone is really hamming it up to the crowd.
JB: Can you blame him? He’s really been on a roll since Wrestlefest.
MA: Stone going back to La Sex. Seems like the fight is really left La Sex.
JB: Stone hits a fast and painful snap suplex.
MA: What’s this? He’s not letting go of the hold?
JB: No he’s picking up La Sex again.
*BAMM! *
MA: THE STONECUTTER! Never seen him hit the Stonecutter like that before.
JB: The fans are really eating this up.
MA: 1…2…3…Wow what an awesome match.
DL: WINNER BY PINFALL SCOTT STONE!
*SQUEAK!*
JB: What was that?
*SQUEAK! *
*Jesse Black and Miss Amber look over to see Mr. Nibbles sitting on the announcers’ table by the extra headset. *
MA: What’s Mr. Nibbles doing here?
JB: I don’t know Amber but this is Shotgun shouldn’t he be with Diamond on Fusion?
MA: Well folks we need to go to commercial hopefully we will have some answers as Shotgun continues.
* WWA TV goes to commercial. *
*A voice can be heard, “Hey kids you always wanted to play as your favor…The commercial footage skips and holes start to appear in the footage as though someone set fire to the actual film. A voice can be heard. That voice is Slash Stevens. A black and white feed of Superstar’s and Joey Rivers’ action figures are seen when a cave backdrop and dressed like cavemen. The voice speaks. “You tired of all those old pointless toys. *The commercial switches to a 10 year old boy shaking his head yes. * “Would you like some awesome new figures of your favorite superstars?” *The commercial switches again with the little boy shaking his head again. * Well it’s time for some real action figures to come out. The newest line in the WWA action figure series. Get your favorite WWA World Champion William “The Tank” Sherman or the only other WWA Champion that matter the International Champion Aaron “The Career Killer” Matthews action figure. If you are the fan of the Fusion show you can get your very own TCA Godfather figure. But my favorite of the series is the talking Slash Stevens who has 100 different things to say whenever the figure feels like saying them. Slash figure speaks, “Dance Monkeys Dance.” That’s right. Man this things rock. If you kids that want a playset get the legendary Barbwire Ring with the limited edition Cactus Josh with Shattered Dreams of Death kicking action. Or get that loser and his walker Super something I don’t remember. So go out there and get your figures today you jackasses take it from the Real Superstar because these are real toys for real kids. *
JB: Next on the Agenda is Superstar v. Slash Stevens
MA: Right, We still have yet to see What Slash Stevens Surprise for Superstar is.
JB: Yea, I know it is my Job to be Neutral, but That Slash Stevens just gets under my Skin So bad, I hope Superstar kicks his Leather wearing…
**White Cascading pyro Falls from the Rafters and White pyro Blasts on the ramp. “There’s Only One Way to Rock” by Sammy Hagar Plays on the Sound System. Slash Stevens Walks from the Smoke. He is in his Leather Wrestling Gear. Slash Slides into the ring, Holds his hands up in the rocker position and White Pyro explodes from the corners. Slash Then Grabs a mic.**
Slash: Hello Monkeys! I’m here to give Old man Manson his Special Present. And here it is.
**”In Da Club” by 50 cent plays over the sound system From the back Walks Phantasm. Phantasm Slides into the ring.**
Slash: It has officially become a handicap match. Have Fun Supes.
MA: What?
JB: Slash has done it again.
**Slash Rolls out of the ring and Sits besides Jesse Black**
SSS: How did you do a whole show without me
MA: Happily Slash
SSS: Oh you don’t mean that.
**”EdgeCrusher” by Fear Factory Screams and An Anger Superstar walks down the Ramp yelling and pointing at Slash. Superstar rolls into the ring. Phantasm goes after Superstar but Superstar hammers him with a Clothesline.**
JB: I don’t think Superstar is playing around tonight Miss Amber.
MA: No He looks mad. Superstar Bringing Phantasm back to his feet, kick to the gut. Boyle Bomb to Phantasm. Superstar bringing out the big gun Early.
SSS: Come on, it’s a powerbomb, Boring… Boring. I’ve seen better wrestling from a nursing home. Which is where Superstar needs to be.
JB: Well Superstar is bringing Phantasm to his feet. Whip into the corner, Phantasm bouncers off the turn buckle, superstar goes on the offensive, Phantasm dodges and hit’s the Drop toe hold. Superstar’s head just bounced off the middle post, superstar is up but Sunned. Phantasm with a kick to the gut, and a Chicken wing, it looks like he might be going for the Dominion.
MA: No Superstar counters with a back body drop.
SSS: Sheer Luck
JB: Don’t count Superstar out yet. Superstar with a few Stomps on Phantasm
SSS: Get up you Pansy!
MA: Superstar bringing Phantasm back to his feet, but Phantasm is battling back with a few right hands to the Stomach of Superstar, Phantasm with a knee to the gut of Superstar, Phantasm with a Snap Mare into a few punches to the face of Superstar.
JB: And now Phantasm locks in the rear Chin lock.
SSS: See, I knew Phantasm could take out Superstar, now it’s just about Superstar Tapping.
MA: Don’t count your Chickens Slash, Superstar just got his foot on the ropes and the ref is yelling at Phantasm to break the hold.
Ref: 1...2...3...4...
JB: and Phantasm breaks the hold just in time. Phantasm is now yelling at the ref.
SSS: Behind you moron!
JB: Hahaha, Superstar is behind Phantasm and just hit him with a Reverse DDT. Phantasm looks a little out of it Slash
SSS: Shut up Black
MA: Superstar to the top rope, Superstar Just hit the Moonsault. And Superstar with a pin.
Ref: 1...2..
MA: and Goonie, I Mean Phantasm Kicks out.
SSS: *Mumbling*
JB: Phantasm is struggling to his feet, Superstar is laying in wait for him. Phantasm is up now and Superstar hits him with a kick to the gut and a DDT. Superstar bringing Phantasm back to his feet, and Superstar hit’s the Stevens Striker on Phantasm. Superstar back up, and Superstar is going for the standing Elbow Drop, but Phantasm manages to move out of the way, And Superstar hits Elbow first on the mat.
SSS: Hahahahahahhahahahahaha, loser and his blown Spots.
JB: What are you talking about Slash?
MA: Just ignore him Jesse.
SSS: What!?
MA: Superstar is quick to return to his feet, while Phantasm is struggling a little bit, Superstar going for the Starstruck, but Phantasm ducks out of the way. Phantasm off the ropes and Nails Superstar with a Running Lariat. Superstar goes down, Phantasm lifting Superstar to hit Feet, and Phantasm locks in the Million Dollar Dream.
SSS: Superstar is tapping, Superstar is Tapping.
JB: Are you Watching the Same Match.
MA: Superstar snaps Phantasm over his Shoulder. Phantasm looks a little out of it, Superstar Bringing Phantasm back to his feet… And The Big Finale
Ref: 1...2...3
JB: and your Winner is Superstar!
DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!…SUPERSTAR!!!
SSS: Ungh, Incompetence.
**Slash Walks up and goes around the ring up the Ramp.**
MA: Hahahahaha, Slash looks a little peeved.
JB: Oh that look on his face is Priceless.
* This segment was taped earlier in the day. The camera shows Superstar on his office phone. Behind him is a sign on the way that says, “Still better than that “other” company.” *
SS: New belt?! I didn’t order a new championship belt…Yes I’m the Superstar…I’m telling you lady I didn’t order the damn thing…Fine just send it and I’ll get to the bottom of this.
*Superstar looks up and notices Double A. *
SS: Hey Andy come in. Look I said I’d get to the bottom of this.
*Superstar hangs up his phone. *
SS: I bet you are wondering why I called you in here in my office than answering you in front of millions of people.
AA: Well yeah Superstar. That’s so much your style.
SS: I called you to here because I have respect for you Andy. You want to know why I came out there and helped you. Well that’s an easy answer and I’ll get to that.
AA: You’ll get to it?
SS: Yes first I have to say I have big plans for you Andy you winning the IC belt was just the first step in the process of our greatness.
AA: Our greatness?
SS: That’s not important you just have to…
*Superstar office phone rings. *
SS: Shit Andy I have to take this. *Superstar on the phone. * Money who? No I’m not going to join your jurisdiction. That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard and I fought a guy named ManwithPants for a whole year. *Superstar slams down his phone. * Stupid ass people and thinking I’m a noob. What was I saying oh yes you just have to…
*Phone rings again. *
SS: By the elements *Answers the phone. * What? Mum I told you that Vic and I would be over this weekend…No I don’t care what you fix…Look I’m sure she will love to have a home cooked me since we are always on the road…Mum if you don’t mind I’m kinda busy can I call you back later…okay bye. *Superstar hangs up the phone. *
SS: Where were we?
AA: You said I have to do something but you never got to it because the phone keeps ringing.
SS: Oh yes I came out there to help you we faces need to stick together in these dark times with the TCA. They always beat us with their unity and numbers. I saved you because I wanted things to be fair for once in this company and to put Slash in his place. But Andy when the time comes I’m going to have to ask you for a big favor. The time of us being enemies has passed. We have more important things to do than taking each other out. So I’m asking you to trust me. Do you trust me Andy?
AA: You know I have to think about this a little more, if I may?
*Superstar gets up and you notice he’s wearing a black tanktop with a white DWO logo stamped across it and his trademark Spaded Pentagram Gi Pants are white. Superstar walks in front of the desk and sits down on the edge of the desk. *
SS: Sure Andy take your time to think this through I know you got a lot on your mind with your IC match and all tonight.
*Superstar keeps going on but Andy notices Mr. Nibbles on the edge of Superstar’s desk. *
AA: Uhh Superstar this is a rat on your desk.
SS: Yeah I know Slash is a rat but he’ll have his coming to him soon enough.
AA: No Superstar I’m serious there is a rat on your desk.
SS: Where?
AA: Over there.
*Double A points to the side of Superstar’s desk. Superstar looks over and sees nothing. *
SS: Man the stress is getting to you Andy. Go take a nap or something before your match before you start seeing things like people turning into doves or something.
*Superstar leads Double A towards the door and Mr. Nibbles runs pass Superstar and Double A and out of the office. *
AA: There it is again.
SS: Dude you are starting to freak me out. Good luck with your match and we will talk more later.
*Superstar closes the door and the camera fades to black and back to the Jesse and Amber at ringside. *
MA: Next up is Andy Almeida v. Aaron Matthews for the Intercontinental title. This will prove to be a great Match up.
JB: I’m sure your right Miss Amber
** “Perfect” by A Simple Plan plays over the Sound System. Double A Andy Almieda Walks down the ramp with the Intercontinental championship belt tossed over his shoulder. The Fans let our a roar As Andy Slides into the ring and hands the belt off to the Ref.**
MA: Man the Fans are Eating Andy up tonight.
JB: Right, ever since he beat Aaron Matthews
MA: Speaking of Which
** The TCA logo Flashes Across the Titan Tron “Pet” by Nile Plays over the P.A. System Aaron Matthews Walks down to the ring with a mad look in his eyes. The fans boo and Throw trash at him. Aaron Slides into the ring and Goes after Double A.**
MA: Matthews Looks ticked. Matthews charges after Double A but Double A counters with a Clothesline. Aaron Matthews back to his feet, but Double A with a Kick to the abdomen of Matthews, Andy Almeida with a Snap Suplex and a float over.
Ref: 1...
JB: And a Kick out by Matthews Andy Bringing Matthews to his feet, Irish whip, but Aaron Matthews counters with a whip of his own, Matthews off the ropes and a Running Lariat by The former IC Champ. Aaron bringing Andy back to his feet, Whip into the corner, Andy Almeida bounces off the turnbuckle, And catches him into a Sidewalk Slam.
Ref: 1...
JB: And Double A Kicks out, Matthews Helping Almeida to his feet, Knee to the Gut, and a hip toss by Aaron Matthews. Matthews off the ropes and a Running Elbow Drop From Aaron Matthews, and the cover
Ref: 1...
MA: And the IC Champion Kicks out. Aaron Matthews is trying to end this match as fast as he can.
JB: I don’t think He wants another “Fluke” as He puts it.
MA: Right, But Andy seems to be holding up to the “Career Killer’s” onslaught. Matthews bringing the Dazed Double A back to his Feet, Irish whip into a back body Drop. Andy Almeida is in pain, Aaron Matthews bringing Double A back to his feet, it looks like he’s going for the Sledgehammer Piledriver.
JB: Wait Double A just Grabbed Matthews’ legs, Andy tripped Aaron and Has Him in the Catapult Position. Double A just hit the Slingshot on Aaron Matthews and Shot him into the Corner post. Aaron Matthews is hung in the corner. Andy Almeida over to the corner, Andy with a few Forearms to the back of the head of the Career Killer. Wait what is Andy Setting up for, Andy just put Matthews on the top rope.
MA: It looks like a Top rope back drop. Andy Almeida just hit the top rope backdrop. Aaron Matthews has just been Driven onto his head, and from what height.
JB: Did you hear that Impact. Now Double A is going for the cover.
Ref: 1...2
MA: No Matthews still has some fight left in him. Almeida Bringing Matthews back to his feet, Double A with a kick to the gut, and now a European Uppercut. Matthews has stumbled against the ropes. I think Andy Almeida has Matthews on the ropes in more ways than one.
JB: Almeida is going after Aaron Matthews but Aaron Matthews tosses Almeida over the top rope. Andy Almeida hit with a thud outside the ring on the concrete around the ring. Matthews is climbing outside the ring. Matthews helping Almeida to his Feet, and Dear Lord, Aaron Matthews just Irish whipped Double A into the barricade.
MA: Andy Almeida just went Splat against the Concrete barricade. Double A is reeling in Pain, Aaron Matthews Grabbing Double A, even though the Ref is yelling at them to get into the ring.
JB: Matthews with an Irish whip driving Double A into the corner post, face first, How can Double A Stand all this Abuse?
MA: Tow Words Jesse, Intercontinental Championship Jesse.
Ref: 1...
JB: It looks like the ref is done Asking them to bring it back into the ring, and has started the ten count. But Aaron Matthews is Ignoring him and Whips Andy Almeida into the barricade Again.
Ref: 2...
MA: Andy has to be in immense pain right now. I think Andy Almeida is Almost out on his feet.
JB: And that still isn’t Enough for Matthews, Matthews is picking up Andy Almeida, and He Has in the Side Russian Leg Sweep position, and at the Same time Aaron Matthews is yelling at the Ref.
Ref:3...
JB: and The Career killer trying to end another career just Russian leg sweeped Andy into the Barricade again. Andy Almieda is down And Aaron Matthews is gloating over the downed body of Double A
Ref: 4...
MA: Aaron Matthews rolling back into the ring to restart the count, Matthews is immediately back outside the ring. Matthews lifting Andy Again, It looks like another Irish whip into the barricade, but any counters with a Whip of his own. The Career killer just bounced off the barricade. Andy is struggling to keep the momentum up.
Ref: 1...
JB: Double A going after Matthews, Andy with a few hard rights to the face of Matthews. Now Andy Almeida is stomping a mud hole in Aaron Matthews. Andy is helping Aaron Matthews back up and is bringing Him over to the Canadian Announce table.
Ref: 2...
MA: And Double A just Smashed Aaron Matthews’ head into the table. Matthews bounced off and is now backed up holding his head. Almeida is clearing off the table.
Ref: 3...
JB: now Andy Almieda is going after Matthews but Matthews with a knee to the gut of Andy Almieda. Matthews just Hit Andy with a Hard right to the face knocking him down. Aaron Matthews is picking up Andy Almeida. Hey what are they doing?
Ref: 4...
MA: They are on their table, it looks like Matthews is going for the Career Killer, but Andy counters with a kick to the Stomach. Andy is Setting up for the Perfect Plex. Yes, Almeida Just hit the Perfect Plex threw the Canadian Announce Table.
Ref: 5...
JB: They had better get into the ring Quickly or they will both be counted out. But both men look pretty out of it after that. That Move took a lot out of Both Matthews and The IC Champ.
Ref: 6..
MA: Both men Are trying to get to their Feet, But are Struggling. Andy seems to be the better of the two.
JB: Andy is almost back to his feet but so is Matthews. With only a few seconds left can they make it back to the ring.
Ref: 7...
JB: Andy is on his feet, and he grabs Matthews and Drags him back to the ring. Andy Almeida tosses Matthews back into the ring and Follows him, the Ref’s count is now Broken. Double A is on his feet, and Matthews is also, but Matthews seems to be kind of out of it. Andy with a Kick to the Abdomen, Andy Almeida off the ropes and hit’s a spinning Neckbreaker. Double A goes for the cover.
Ref: 1...2...
MA: And A Kick out by the Ex-Intercontinental Champion. Almeida looks a little worse for ware. But is managing to Struggle to his feet. Andy is bringing Matthews to his feet, Irish whip, Andy is going after the Lariat, but Matthews ducks and bounces off the ropes and hammers Andy Almieda with a Running Axe Handle.
JB: I think Andy Almeida is busted Open from that move.
MA: Yes Jesse, that Running Axe Handle hit Almeida in the nose and Now He is bleeding from his nose
JB: Aaron Matthews is going to the top rope, Aaron Matthews with a Flying Elbow Drop, but Andy Almeida moved out of the way. Matthews is on the Canvas holding his arm.
MA: I think Almieda Sees an opening. Almeida is back on his feet and stomping the arm of Matthews. Double I just applied an Armbar to the Career Killer. Matthews is reeling in pain. Matthews is Reaching for the ropes.
JB: Right and he is just so close, but can’t Quite get to them. Wait, Matthews is rolling up, he is Striking Almeida in the face. And Double A breaks the hold. Both Men Slowly to their Feet. Matthews with a Kick to the Stomach, but Andy Catches his foot, Almieda pulls Matthews towards him and hammers him with an Elbow Smash.
MA: Now Aaron Matthews is bleeding from the lips. This match has proven to truly be brutal. Andy is bringing Matthews back to his feet, Andy Grabs Matthews and Hits a Northern Lights Suplex.
Ref: 1...2..
JB: And a Kick out By Matthews. This Match has proven to be a real test of wills for the IC Belt.
MA: I agree neither of these men want to Surrender the belt to the other.
JB: Both men back to their feet, Andy is going for another move, but Matthews Counters. It looks like Matthews is going for the Career Killer again, Andy, just countered with a Small Package
Ref: 1...2...3
MA: Double A won, Double A won
RA: Here is your winner, Double A Andy Almeida
JB: How many people will call it a Fluke Now?
MA: I don’t know Jesse, But Double A sure has proven himself Tonight.
*The Octatron kicks on to show a WWA Promotional video. The scene is a dark alley late at night in the "badlands" of North Philadelphia. A young man is standing in the shadows to the point where he can barely be seen. A voice can be heard. *
Voice: Not only did I survive but also I took this place over. I am not a man, I am an animal and I should be caged and never let out. I learned how to wrestle. I became infatuated with the pain I caused in the middle of the ring, so I continued to practice, continued to get better and that is when I decided to assume a new name. I decided that since I ripped through the hood and I ripped through all competition in front of me that I was a storm. I thought I best compared to a tornado but that didn't fit.
*The man sets into the light. *
CY: So I choose the name CYCLONE!!! It was a name that was out of the ordinary just like me. It symbolized power, it struck fear in people's hearts, and it is not something you, Slash, can accurately prepare for, just like me. It was a perfect fit. I dominated the independent circuits and now it is time for my next conquest and that WWA is no longer going to be in your power Slash Stevens, your reign of terror ends now!
*Cyclone turns and walks towards the darkness. *
CY: Do you all see the kind of life I led? Do you really think that I care about coming in there and hurting you ever last second I get? I have survived the only way I know how and that is through destruction. I was destined to come and destroy everything you tried put in your happy little world to protect you and whom I am to argue with destiny?
*The camera pans around to zoom on Cyclone’s eyes. *
CY: I think all you have to ask yourself is one question. Not if you can beat me but if you can survive me! For I am the Man, I am the Myth, I am the Storm!!!
*The Octatron goes to static and the camera pans back to Jesse Black and Miss Amber at their table. *
JB: Welcome back folks tonight been full of surprises.
MA: Well Jesse this is the World Wrestling Alliance where anything can happen not a half ass product like the "other" company.
JB: Whom are you referring to Amber?
MA: Hey you know the WWA policy we don’t talk about the other companies but if you want a clue just watch Superstar’s promo earlier in the week.
JB: Miss Amber I was there and I still don’t know what you are talking about.
* "King of the World" by Saliva hits the P.A. Stevie "The King of Swing" Simmons walks out to the largest pop of the night. Simmons makes the motions around his waist like he has the World Title. Simmons climbs into the ring and waits for the Tank. *
MA: Stevie Simmons is clearly the fan favorite tonight.
JB: Stevie seems to have filled that void left by Joey Rivers’ leaving.
*"The Star Spangled Banner" plays and William 'The Tank' Sherman comes out into the arena to the boos of the fans *
JB: One of the men responsible for Joey Rivers leaving this company.
MA: William isn’t well liked in this company by the fans and his fellow wrestlers. I think his only friend is that asshole Slash Stevens.
JB: What a tool
MA: What was that Jesse?
JB: Nothing Amber. What’s Sherman walking over here for?
MA: I don’t know Jesse but I know it can’t be good.
JB: What’s he doing with the bellkeeper? Hasn’t he put that man through enough hell?
*Sherman is arguing with the bellkeeper. Sherman draws back and decks the bellkeeper. Sherman grabs the ring bell and punt kicks it into the crowd. *
JB: What the hell is Sherman doing?
MA: This isn’t the NFL.
JB: I would hate to be the fan that is going to get hit with that bell. Give it to TCA not to play by the rules.
MA: That’s what you get when the Career Killer himself leads you.
JB: I wouldn’t know Slash seems to do all the talking in that group.
MA: He’s making up for shortcomings elsewhere.
JB: The fans are really upset by the actions of Sherman.
*The fans start to boo. Sherman yells "Shut up". Simmons looks confused in the ring. The fans start to chant “Chicken”. Sherman grabs his ears and yells "Shut up" Danny Carr tells Sherman to enter the ring to have this match to start. *
JB: We are starting this match without the bell folks thanks to the WWA World Champion.
MA: Yeah a real stand up guy.
JB: Sherman is climbing into the ring. Both men are locking up in the middle of the ring.
MA: The match has finally got under way.
JB: Simmons putting the World Champion in a standing side headlock. Sherman grabbing the arms of Simmons. Sherman is picking up Simmons and shaking him in the air (like Jazz does). Sherman let’s go of Simmons.
MA: Simmons hits the mat with a sickening splat. That’s has to hurt.
JB: Doesn’t look that Sherman is done yet. Sherman snapping on the Boston Crab.
MA: We are seeing a side of Sherman we never seen before tonight.
JB: He’s trying to break Simmons in half with that move.
MA: Danny Carr is seeing if Simmons going to tape.
JB: Simmons is shaking his head, 'no'
MA: Going to take more to take out Stevie.
*The fans start to get behind Simmons. *
JB: Simmons is crawling towards the bottom rope.
MA: Yes Stevie grabs the bottom rope.
JB: Danny Carr is telling Sherman to break the hold.
MA: Sherman is standing up and pulls Simmons off the rope. Sending Him hard into the mat once again.
*The fans boo. *
JB: The fans really have Sherman’s number tonight.
*The fans start to chant 'Chicken' *
MA: What’s this? The unstoppable Tank has a weakness?
JB: Sherman should really worry about Simmons and not the thoughts of the fans.
MA: Stevie is up on his feet. Sherman needs to get his head back into the game.
JB: Sherman’s midsection met with a stiff kick from Simmons.
MA: A swinging neckbreaker from the King of Swing himself.
*Simmons yells, "OHHH HAVE MERCY!!!" *
JB: Simmons snapping on his own version of the crab.
MA: Yeah a high angle Single Legged Crab.
JB: I don’t think Sherman has ever been man handled like this before.
MA: Maybe the World Championship has softened Sherman up. Sherman needs to quit worrying about being a paper champ and focus at the task at hand.
JB: Sherman rolling and sends Simmons to the outside.
MA: Sherman is gloating in the ring as the fans help Simmons up.
JB: Simmons is climbing back into the ring. Simmons running at Sherman. Sherman ducks the clothesline and counters with a bulldog. Simmons goes down hard.
MA: Look at the Intensity on Sherman’s face. Simmons is going to be in a world of hurt.
JB: Sherman grabbing the leg on Simmons.
MA: Is Sherman going for the knee lock?
JB: Sherman stomps down on the inside of Simmons’ kneecap repeatedly.
MA: Danny Carr is telling Sherman to left off of Simmons’ knee.
JB: Sherman unphrased by Carr’s words. Sherman flips Simmons into Simmons’ belly. Sherman picks Simmons’ knee and smash it into the mat.
MA: A Stump Puller with a force.
JB: Simmons picking up the downed Simmons. Simmons is really getting rag dolled.
MA: You know if Stevie had his mojo. Sherman couldn’t dominate this match. What a bully.
JB: Sherman is lifting Simmons up on his shoulder.
MA: Sherman with a huge back I think that knocked Stevie back to the age of the Swingers.
JB: Sherman is calling for his well known move The Union Pin.
*The fans start to boo and chant 'Chicken'. *
JB: Sherman grabbing his head again. Carr is asking him if he’s okay. Sherman is turning and kicks Carr in the gut.
MA: What the hell?
JB: Sherman just hit our official Danny Carr with a monstrous Shoulder Breaker.
*The fans really start to lay into Sherman. *
MA: Sherman just took the ref out. What more can he do to this match?
JB: Sherman is picking up Simmons to a wave of boos.
*BAMM! *
MA: Simmons just bouncing off the mat after that killer Powerbomb.
JB: Sherman is leaving the ring and making his way up the entry ramp with the WWA World Championship.
* Sherman is up on the entryway when the lights dim and "Edgecrusher" hits the P.A. Sherman stops in his tracks in a rage. Sherman drops the title and waits for Superstar to come through the curtain. A figure jumps from the crowd and slides into the ring. *
JB: Was that Superstar that just flew past us?
MA: I believe so.
JB: Superstar just graced the presence of the fans. Superstar is helping Carr up. Asking what the decision of the match.
MA: You know if Danny Carr wasn’t a former WWA talent he wouldn’t have been able to recover from a move like that.
*Carr talks to David Legend *
DL: WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION STEVIE "THE KING OF SWING" SIMMONS!
*Superstar asks for the mic from David Legend*
SS: Now Sherman I know you and your little partners in crime are use to getting what you want but it’s time you faced the music. You just can’t go around beating the fuck out of whomever you want and break the rules to keep your little belt. So at Aftermath you will face Stevie Simmons in a WWA World Championship match. And this time if you break any rule in the match you will lose your precious little title.
*Huge pop from the crowd*
JB: Look at the reaction of Sherman.
MA: He’s pissed.
* Sherman points to Superstar and mouths, "I’ll get you back Superstar nothing stops The Tank". *
JB: Superstar is helping Simmons up, the winner of this match.
MA: Who would have thought a member of the DWO would ever help out the King of Swing?
JB: Well like you say from time to time Miss Amber you never know what’s going to happen in the WWA. But wow what a night I’m Jesse Black and always.
MA: I’m Miss Amber Boyle. Good Night!
JB: Yes I hope the fans and the people watching at home had as much fun as we did here tonight watching WWA Shotgun. Tune in next week when William 'The Tank' Sherman faces The Perfect Canadian Double A in the main event for a non-title match right here on Shotgun. Good night.
*The camera pans to Superstar in his black DWO attire raising the hand of the winner Stevie Simmons. The camera fades to the JBM logo and then to black. WWA TV network switches to WWA Fusion. *
