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 Submission (05/27/03)


The BlitzArena is empty as the PPV starts. The only thing in the arena are the WWA camera crews. The main camera focuses on the CactusTron and the two announcers are seen. Its Micheal Cole and Jesse Black.

MC: Welcome fans of the WWA. We are not in the BlitzArena tonight, because tonight we are worldwide! The main event is in London, England; the "Runnin' with the devil" match is in Sydney, Australia at the empty highway created for the Matrix movies! And the Junkyard and Hardcore matches are filmed where the Junkyard Wars are filmed, in Los Angeles, CA! The remaining matches are here ... LIVE IN BOSTON, Massachusetts! IN THE LUXURIOUS FLEET CENTER! I am joined by the WWA legend himself ... JESSE BLACK!

JB: Hello, Cole. Its an honor to be finally working with you. I wish the circumstances were different.

MC: I hear ya ... Lets look at how this announcers substitution happened.

"Rivers turns and grabs a hold of Yang and throws him half way across the ring into the corner Yang tries to recover and move but Rivers is all ready there and begins to pummel Yang in the corner. Yang attempts to move from the corner but Rivers continues to bash his skull in with a fury of rights and left Rivers has never moved this quickly before and Yang is feeling the abuse. Rivers drags Yang’s beaten body out of the corner and drags him to the center of the ring Rivers picks Yang up Powerbomb Yang is lifted again Game Over (Pedigree) Rivers climbs the post Hookline up again Hookline up again Hookline security runs out and is obliterated by Rivers rights and lefts a big boot and a headbutt the security is down Rivers Stomps Yang who is out. Rivers grabs the sledgehammer and lifts it above his head and begins to bring it down when more security arrives and tackles Rivers. Rivers fights but the numbers are too great even for him. The Security handcuffs Rivers and starts to drag him to the back the camera zooms in on the screaming Rivers."

JB: My god, that was brutal. I may hate Yang, but what Rivers did was uncalled for.

MC: I'll say. I was there watched the whole thing myself. I tried to call security, but Rivers already beat them up.

JB: I don't want to be SledgeHammer!

MC: You can say that again!

David Legend: This match is scheduled for one fall ... Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts{huge pop, cause it was cheap! :)} ... BRADLEY "X-RATED" DENTON!

Red and yellow Pyro go off as fireworks explode. "Maybe Memories" and X-Rated walks out and starts his way to the ring, when he gets to the end of the ramp he turns and waves his hands, like he's calling for someone.

"Your so last summer" by Taking back Sunday plays, and Kris Starr walks out. No fireworks or pyro, just himself and no gimmick. He walks to X-Rated and both enter the ring. The crowd is going wild as both men stand on opposing turnbuckles!

David Legend: And his opponent and Cruiserweight Champion "Mr. Perfect Double A" Andrew Almeida!

"Perfect" plays and Almeida walks out from the back, behind him is a behemoth. He is wearing an overcoat, x-men style sunglasses, a black turtleneck sweater and black cargo pants. He has a crew cut and a goatee. He looks like a Navy Seal. They get in the ring and the man takes off his overcoat. Now his muscle tone is apparent. He is HUGE!

JB: Who is this guy? I know Kris Starr he was in one WWA show. I know him pretty well, but this guy!

MC: I believe his name is Ace Crusher! Not much is known about him.

JB: I think Starr and X-Rated have their work cut out for them!

**ding ding**

MC: X-Rated and Ace start off. Ace towers over X ... collar and elbow tie up ... hip toss by Ace ... X is up ... Ace follows up with a monstrous clothesline! Ace grabs X's right arm ... tag to Perfect ... Ace holds X's chest open ... Perfect with a kick to the gut. Perfect with a snap suplex, followed by a front chinlock ... Tag back to Ace. Perfect stands X up ... Ace steps back ... SUPERKICK! THAT TOOK X-RATED'S HEAD OFF, NOW KRIS IS IN AND FOREARMS PERFECT! ACE FROM BEHIND ... FULL NELSON ... LIFTS HIM UP ... TWISTS HIM SKYWARD ... SITS DOWN ... A LIGER DRIVER! ACE GETS UP ... AND STANDS OVER X! PIN! 1...2..NO! X FROM BEHIND! ACE TURNS AROUND ... THREE FOREARM SHOTS BY X-RATED ... BUT HAS NO EFFECT ON ACE(no sell)... HEFT KICK TO THE GUT OF X-RATED ... EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ... FOLLOWED BY AN ELBOW TO THE STERNUM ... BACKFIST TO THE FACE ... STANDING LEG SWEEP! X-RATED IS DOWN! PERFECT WITH PERFECT PAIN ON KRIS STARR! PIN! 1..2..NO! THE REF IS TRYING TO REGAIN ORDER ... ACE CLOBBERS THE REF! ACE WITH A TIGER DRIVER ON X-RATED! KRIS STARR GETS UP AND BACKDROPS PERFECT TO THE OUTSIDE! STARR ON THE TOP ROPE ... STARR-SHOT! PERFECT IS OUT! MEANWHILE, ACE PICKS UP X ... IRISHWHIP ... ACE DOWN TO A KNEE ... ELBOW SHOT TO THE GUT ... EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ... BULLDOG! PIN! NO REF! STARR IS BACK IN ... HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE ... STARR-SHOT! HE HIT HIS MARK! ACE IS DOWN ... PIN! AND THERES STILL NO REF!

"Save Yourself" plays and Hunter with a Ref outfit comes out!

JB: DOESN'T HE HAVE A MATCH LATER?

MC: YES HE DOES! HE HAS A GxW ref outfit on! HUNTER GETS DOWN AND COUNTS ... 1..2..NO! ACE WITH THE ARM UP! FROM BEHIND PERFECT NAILS STARR! PERFECT WITH PERFECT PAIN! FROM BEHIND X WITH X-OUT! PIN! 1..2..NO! ACE WITH A LEG DROP! ACE PICKS UP X ... STARR WITH A LOWBLOW ON ACE! STARR-SHOOTER! X WITH X-OUT AGAIN ON PERFECT! HUNTER CALLS FOR THE BELL!

David Legend: And here are your winners of Total Annihilation ... BRADLEY 'X-RATED" DENTON AND KRIS STARR!

**Commercial Break for BattleBowl '03**

David Legend: Ladies and Gentlemen Match two of tonight’s PPV has been switched. Right now instead of The Hardcore match ... we will have the rookie special ...

"Better of Two Evils" plays and Killertron and Killerbee walk out. The crowd has no reaction. No pyro or fireworks.

MC: Well it looks like we will be joined by the GxW announcing crew.

CS: You got that right. Look at these two specimens of evil. They look in tip top shape since last Thursday's Torture!

JP: Amen to that, but I have on good authority this is not the only GxW guys here.

JB: Really?

JP: No, I was lying ... Black, you're a Dumbass. I know who, but I will never tell.

MC: Well, thats our cue to leave, so Black lets go.

JB: Alright, see ya guys.

CS: Seeya.

JP: Yeah, peace.

"Bombshell" and NEO walks out with his nappa leather trenchcoat. He takes off his sunglasses and gets in the ring. As he gets in the green pyro rocket off ... and the fireworks explode from the turnbuckles.

"Bullets" by Creed play and Dark Angel walks out. He walks to the ring, and starts to take off his Black Bomber jacket. He gets in the ring and stands on the turnbuckles.

CS: Finally, those WWA losers are gone. Now, look at the true Wrestlers, of this business. Killer Instinct are in the ring with NEO and Dark Angel.

JP: I have no idea how this will work.

CS: Nor do I, NEO and ‘Tron start. NEO and ‘Tron lock up ... hiptoss by NEO ... ‘Tron gets up ... dropkick by NEO. ‘Tron staggers and tags in Bee ... Bee with a clothesline, but NEO ducks. Springs off the ropes ... HIGH CROSS BODY! PIN! 1..NO! BEE WITH A KICKOUT ... NEO WITH A TAG TO ANGEL ... ANGEL GRABS BEE ... IRISHWHIP ... SPEAR! ANGEL GRABS BEE'S LEGS ... FALLS BACKWARDS AND BEE'S FACE SPLATS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.

JP: Killerbee is more like a ladybug.

CS: HUh? Anyway, Angel setting up for his finisher ... FINAL JUDGMENT, BUT NO BACKBODY DROP ... TAG TO ‘TRON! ‘TRON IN AND IS POUNDING ON ANGEL! DDT BY ANGEL! TAG TO NEO! AND IMMEDIATELY NOE PERFORMS DISTORTION(reverse diamond cutter) ON ‘TRON! ANGEL IS BACK IN AND PERFORMS FALLEN STAR(crucifix bomb) ON KILLERBEE! Angel taps NEO on the shoulder ... FINAL JUDGMENT! NEO IS OUT AND ANGEL GRABS ‘TRON AND THROWS HIS ARM ON NEO'S CHEST! 1..2..3!

"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot ... and Octavo runs out from the back ... he gets in the ring with his baseball bat and starts to swing it. 'Tron and 'Bee get out of the ring, but Angel just stands there. Octavo and Angel glare at each other ... the tension could be cut with a knife ... LOWBLOW BY NEO ON ANGEL! REVERSE NECKBREAKER BY OCTAVO ... HE GETS ON THE TOP ROPE ... CRIMSON NIGHTMARE ON ANGEL! NEO PICKS UP OCTAVO ... THEY CELEBRATE IN THE RING!

Lights go out and an image is seen on the CactusTron.

voice: Oh, Octavo ... You pitiful fool. You think you can outsmart me, The Genius? I have more Rooks, Bishops, and Knights in the GxW than you can imagine. You are, but a pawn in this game called GxW; and I am the CHESSMASTER! I cannot wait till I finally get my hands on you. Why? Because I will show you that I am ... YOUR JUDGE, JURY, AND EXOCUTIONER; BITCH!

JP: Told you they all would be here!

CS: YOU sure did. I cannot wait till This weeks Torture!

**Commercial for the new GxW videogame ... GxW Torture**

MC: Finally, the WWA is back. Stinkin' GxW dirtying up my seat.

JB: Man, the stench is god-awful!

MC: You're tellin' me. Anyway, now should be the Hardcore match.

The scene shifts to the junkyard located in Los Angeles, and Steve Simmons, D-Star and Matt Black are standing in the middle of the yard. The TLC sign is knocked over and the Junkyard Wars sign is scribbled out and WWA is written over it with graffitti.

**ding ding**

MC: Simmons grabs a hubcap and immediately swings at D-Star, but from behind ... a Back Suplex by Black. Black grabs Simmons head ... lifts him up ... three swift punches by Simmons ... SUPERKICK! D-star has a crowbar ... he swings three times ...

WHIFF!

WHIFF!

WHIFF!

JB: Three strikes ... YOU'RE OUT!

MC: SIMMONS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF D-STAR AND HE'S OUT!

JB: OUCH!

MC: Simmons looking like a man possessed grabs a car door ...

BASH!

JB: MY god! He just swung that like a shield and bashed Black in the face with it!

CRUNCH!

MC: OH GOD! HE IS JAMMING THAT CAR DOOR ON BLACKS CHEST! BLACK IS SPITTING UP BLOOD!

SWING!

BASH!

JB: HE JUST DID THE SAME TO D-STAR!

MC: NOW SIMMONS IS GONE PLUM LOCO AND DROPPED THE DOOR ... HE PICKS UP A SOFA ... AND THROWS IT ON BLACK!

JB: I have to say this ... WANNA SEAT?

MC: HAHAHA! Thats sounded like Yang. Anyway, he walks to a front-end loader, which has metal pipes in it ... HE STARTS UP THE MACHINE AND DRIVES IT OVER TO WHERE THEY ARE.

JB: NO, STOP HIM!

MC: WE CAN'T! THEY ARE THERE ALONE!

CRASH!

HE JUST DROPPED ALL THE METAL ON BLACK AND D-STAR! HE STANDS ON TOP OF THE PILE! PIN? 1..2..3?

David Legend: Here is your winner and still HARDCORE CHAMPION ... Stevie "King of Swing" Simmons!!!



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