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 War at the Shore '03


Pyro goes off and the sound of "Boys of Summer" by the Ataris plays. The crowd goes insane inside the Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall ... the camera pans the crowd and it picks up some celebrities ... Gubernatorial Candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ali Landry, and Mike Tyson. The crowd is going bonkers ... When, "Bring Me To Life" plays ... CEO Advocate walks out.

MC: The heck does he want?

SY: I have no idea, man.

CEO: Well I need to address a few things before the PPV starts. You all know that PitBull is no longer with us, as well as Octavo, Kris Starr, and Bradley "X-Rated" Denton. Therefore, I have changed the match setups and competitors. Iceman will be replace Kris Starr in the Tag team match. That match will now be first, the Family Feud match will be second and the main event will be the last match of the evening. Thats it and enjoy the show!

MC: Well thats a bit of a shocker!

SY: Nah, not really. My sources told me this a about three weeks ago!

"Violent Moodswings" by Spineshank plays and out comes Joey Rivers with Sandra Kelley. Rivers has his world strap around his waist, and Kelley on his right shoulder. She waves to the crowd and he has a look of determination. He props her on the ring apron and he leaps up ... he turns toward the crowd and Kelley starts to massage his chest. He smiles and gets in the ring.

"Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Mason plays and out comes Carrie Sander ... She walks to the ring waving to the fans. She gets in the ring, stands in the middle and raises her arms high. The crowd pops and she takes off her trenchcoat and walks over to Rivers.

"One of a Kind" by Breaking Point and out comes Iceman. He sprints to the ring, slides in and runs to the opposing turnbuckle. He gets on the second rung and raises his hands. A cup of beer hits him in the chest and he just laughs!

"Bullets" by Creed plays and out comes the XGW World Champion. He comes out and flips everyone the bird! He pulls out a mic from his trenchcoat and starts to speak.

DA: You pitiful bunch of lowlifes. I am here for one reason and one reason only ... to show that XGW is far superior to this piece of crap league called ... WWA. WWA stands for Wrinkly Withered Ass-Pirates. This fed sucks so damn bad, that ...

MC: WHOA, DID YOU SEE THAT SPEAR RIVERS JUST DID ON DA!

SY: ALL I SAW WAS CARRIE SANDER JUST LAID OUT ICEMAN WITH HER SIDE CRESCENT KICK!

MC: The WWA superstars are pounding on the XGW guys. The ref breaks it up and sends Carrie back into her corner. Rivers picks up DA ... Vertical Suplex ... floatover ... three punches to the forehead of DA. Rivers prys him up ... kick to the gut ... ACE CRUSHER! Rivers jumps up ... pulls DA into their corner ... tag to Sander ... Sander with a few chops to DA's chest(WHOO!)! SIDE ROUNDHOUSE KICK SEND DA INTO THE CORNER ... SANDER SPLASH ... BUT NO! DA GOT OUT OF THE WAY ... RUDE AWAKENING BY DA! TAG TO ICEMAN ... ICEMAN RUNS OVER TO SANDER ... THREE VICIOUS KICKS TO SANDERS BACK(ala Randy Orton) ... ICEMAN PICKS UP SANDER ... KNEE TO THE GUT ... GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX! ICEMAN IS UP AND DRAGS SANDER BY THE HAIR TO HIS CORNER ... TAG TO DA ... ICEMAN EXPOSES HER RIBS ... DA WITH A HEART-PUNCH TO HER RIBS ... SHE GASPS FOR BREATH ... TORNADO DDT BY DA! TAG BACK TO ICEMAN ... DA HOLDS BOTH ARMS ... STRAIGHTJACKET SUPLEX BY DA! BLIZZARD SNOW BY ICEMAN! PIN! 1..2..NO! RIVERS WITH THE SAVE! THE REF PUSHES RIVERS BACK, AS BOTH XGW MEN POUND AWAY ON SANDER! ICEMAN PICKS UP SANDER ... IRISHWHIP ... DA WITH A VADER SPLASH ... ICEMAN WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY ... DVD! DA SLAPS HANDS TOGETHER ... REF THINKS THEY MADE A TAG ... DA PINS ... 1..2..NO! RIVERS AGAIN WITH A SAVE ... DA NOW DISTRACTED STARTS TO MOUTH AT RIVERS ... ICEMAN IS NOW ON SANDER ... POUNDING AWAY ON HER ... RIVERS IS INCENSED ... ICEMAN GOES BACK TO THE OUTSIDE , AND KELLEY JUST GRABBED HIS FEET AND HIS FACE SMACKED ON THE APRON! HE'S OUT! DA TURNS AROUND AND SEES A DOWN ICEMAN ... HE GOES TO THE OUTSIDE AND STARTS TO CHASE KELLEY!

BANG!

SY: Ouch.

MC: THATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT! RIVERS WITH TERMINAL VELOCITY! DA IS DOWN ... HE THROWS HIM BACK IN, AS SANDER IS SLOW TO GET UP ... DA FINALLY STIRS AS SANDER IS ABOVE HIM ... SANDER PICKS HIM UP ... KICK TO THE CHEST ... CHOKESLAM! SHE TURNS AND TAGS RIVERS! HE'S IN NOW AND STARTS TO POUND AWAY ON DA! IRISHWHIP ON DA ... RIGHT HOOK TO THE CHEST ... DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE TO THE BACK ... DOMINATOR!

SY: IS THIS T-BONE?

BANG!

MC: MY WORD ... TERMINAL VELOCITY ON ICEMAN WHO WAS ON THE RING APRON ... HE WAS SENT FLYING INTO THE GUARDRAIL! RIVERS TURNS ... LOWBLOW BY DA! FINAL JUDGEMENT! PIN! 1..NO! SANDER WITH THE SAVE! SHE THEN SLIDES TO THE OUTSIDE ... RUNNING POWERBOMB ON ICEMAN! RIVERS IS UP ... Kelley shouts something to Rivers. THREE HOOKS TO THE FACE BY DA! BUT RIVERS IS UNFAZED ... RIVERS TURNS HIS HEAD AND LAUGHS ... HE THEN COCKS HIS HEAD(ala Iori) ... A WILD SWING OF HIS ARMS AND IT CONNECTS ON DA'S FACE!

SY: It looked like a left hook, but it was so unorthodox!

MC: KICK TO THE GUT ... SPLASH MOUNTAIN! JACKKNIFE PIN! ...1..2..NO! RIVERS GETS UP ... HE STEPS BACK ... WITH DROOL COMING OFF HIS FACE ... HE SITS ON HIS HANDS .... DA GETS UP ... RIVER OF TEARS! DA TAPS!

David Legend: Here are you winners ... THE TEAM OF JOEY RIVERS AND CARRIE SANDER!

MC: Rivers and Sanders are standing back to back, both with their arms folded. And Sandra Kelley standing in front with her arms spread out! Its like they are a destined to be a tag team or something!

SY: WHO CARES!

Commercial Preview of ... HANG TEN.

MC: We are back and now its one of the MOST anticipated matches of the evening.

SY: Brother versus Brother ... Take Two!

"Shake Yo TailFeather" by Nelly featuring P.Diddy plays ... Green and Yellow fireworks explode and Wrath Child comes out; along with Superstar II. They make it to the ring and they get in, both converse but with a watchful eye look upon the entrance way.

"Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes RaYnE. The boos get loud, but not as loud as the cheers. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring. GREEN PYRO GOES OFF! He looks at his brother and they get face to face.

MC: This place is about to explode with excitement!

SY: Snore.

BANG!

MC: RaYnE with a slap to the top of WC’S head! WC with a right hook! RaYnE's head recoils and WC grabs it ... EVENFLOW DDT! WC IS ABOVE RAYNE ... THREE PUNCHES TO RAYNES FACE! WC IS UP ...

"Master Of Puppets" by Metallica plays ... William Anthony comes out with a steel chair ... He leaps onto the ring canvas; WC notices him and runs at him ... The ref is distracted cause Zero Cool came out from the crowd!

BASH!

SY: Ohhh ... thats gotta hurt!

MC: WA NAILED WC WITH A CHAIRSHOT FROM HADES! WC IS DOWN ... WA DROPS THE CHAIR ... RAYNE IS UP! HE NOTICES WILLIAM ANTHONY AND ZERO COOL! RAYNE PICKS UP THE CHAIR ...THE REF TURNS AROUND ... HE CALLS FOR THE BELL!

SY: WHAT?

MC: RAYNE GETS IN FRONT OF THE REF AND HE STARTS TO BARK AT HIM!

"Bring me to Life" plays and out comes CEO Advocate.

CEO: WHAT THE HELL IS THE XGW DOING OUT HERE, UNANNOUNCED! GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS FOR UNLAWFUL TRESPASSING!

SY: YEAH, SEND THOSE JACKASSES OUT OF HERE!

The XGW guys leap over the guardrail and walk out of the arena, being escorted by WWA Security.

CEO: NOW ... REFEREE RESTART THE MATCH. SO RAYNE AND WRATH ... YOU'LL DO AS I SAY AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!

MC: RAYNE GRABS A MIC AND HE LOOKS PISSED!

R: I'M NOT YOUR PAID LACKEY ANYMORE, YOU MIDGET LOVIN' PISSIN' IN YOUR PANTS, BASTARD!

MC: Advocate is walking to the ring ... he jumps on the apron and gets in ...

SY: This doesn't look good!

MC: NOPE!

CEO: Oh, you will do as I say ... I pay your bills, bitch! Now, hit your brother with this chair.

R: WHAT?

CEO: NAIL HIM, YOU DUMBASS. SHOW ME LOYALTY. I KNOW WE HAVE NOT SEEN EYE TO EYE RECENTLY, BUT I THINK I CAN WORK IT ALL OUT ... NOW NAIL HIS ASS!

SY: Damn.

MC: WC IS UP ... AND LOOKS AT RAYNE, RIGHT IN THE EYES!

BASH!

SY: HOLY CRAP!

MC: RAYNE JUST NAILED CEO ADVOCATE IN THE FACE! HE RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT ...

"Across the Nation" by Union Underground ... Green and white pryo and fireworks EXPLODE! THE CACTUSTRON FLICKERS WITH THE LETTERS ...

SY: The DWO is back?

D ... W ... O ... !

MC: THERE BACK ... YESSSSS! SSII WITH A LOOK OF AMAZEMENT STANDS NEXT TO BOTH OF THEM AND STARTS SLAPPING EACH OF THEM ON THEIR BACKS. THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE ... THEY STAND ABOVE A KNOCKED OUT CEO ADVOCATE AND RAISE THEIR ARMS!

Commercial for WWA ... the TV shows return next week.

MC: We are back and its the Main Event ... A Six man war with Superstar's career on the line!

SY: Good, now all we need is Hunter to leave!

MC: You are a lowlife.

"Bring me to Life" by Evanescence plays, CEO Advocate walks out with Yellow and Orange pryo! He gets in the ring and stands tall waiting for his partners.

"Disciple" by Slayer plays and out comes ... AARON MATTHEWS ...

SY: Who is this guy?

MC: Its Sledgehammer!

SY: HUH? I didn't know he looked like that underneath!

MC: Well it is HIM! Both CEO Advo and Aaron Matthew gets in the ring ... waiting for their competition. But where’s the remaining TCA members?

"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed plays ... SCOTT STONE COMES OUT WITH A CHORUS OF CHEERS! HE CARRIES TO THE RING A COOLER. HE SETS IT DOWN BY THE RING AND STANDS AT THE RAMP.

"King Of My World" by Saliva plays ... STEVIE "King of Swing" Simmons comes out as the cheers continues! He stands next to Stone and waist as well.

"Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward plays and out comes Hunter ... He walks to the edge and opens the cooler ... He pulls out a beer and takes a guzzle. The crowd is now louder than anything.

MC: THEY LOVE HUNTER!

Voice: TO BE THE SUPERSTAR ... YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE SUPERSTAR!

"EdgeCrusher" by Fear Factory plays and out comes the man, the myth, the legend ... SUPERSTAR! THE CROWD IS ESTATE! THEY ARE ON THEIR FEET AND SOME ARE THROWING ROSES TO HIM!

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