The crowd settles down in their seats. They look around the Staples Center in Los Angeles, and notice the WWA CactusTron atop the stage. Directly to the opposite side of the arena is The GxW Octatron. Noone knows what this is all about. Then, "Tourniquet" by Evanescence plays and David Legend comes out. He walks to the ring announcers table and picks up the mic. The entire Staples Center is filled to capacity and the show is about to begin ...

**Countdown: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1!**

BOOM!

Explosions and fireworks go off. Red, White, and Blue pyro at the top of the stage ... Green Fireworks shoot off the turnbuckles, and purple streamers flare on the ramp ... then two Fireworks shoot towards the WWA CactusTron and GxW Octatron ...

BLAM!

The 'Trons catch fire and multiple explosions fire off the 'Trons. The Final explosion is heard from the center of the ring ...

BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!


"Hollow" by A Perfect Circle plays and Michael Cole strolls out. He's wearing a Navy Blue Versace suit, with black slacks. He gets to the ramp and starts to high five fans ... He jumps over the guardrail and is surfed across to the Ringside area. He stands up and is on top of the guardrail and raises his arms high. He jumps off and walks to the announcers table.

David Legend: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FIFTH WWA PPV ... WHIPLASH!

"Voices" by Disturbed and Sam Yang walks out. He is wearing a Tan Hugo Boss, three button suit, with beige slacks, but he has on a Mink coat. He takes the mink off on the stage, the mink falls to the floor and he has draped on his right shoulder a black silk cape ... a cup of liquid is thrown at him to the left and it hits him in the head! The liquid pours on his left shoulder, and he dashes towards the crowd. Security grabs the man and he is escorted out. Sam continues toward the ring flipping the bird to everyone and gets to the announcers table.

MC: Hello fans of the WWA ... WELCOME TO WWA WHIPLASH! WE HAVE AN EXCITING PAY PER VIEW LINEUP TONIGHT! BUT first some announcements ... The First match Paul Falcon and Nathan Daniel’s ... is cancelled, both men no showed again, and CEO Advocate has had enough of both and are now fired, again.

SY: Good. Just like these fans, They are no good low lifes, that cockroaches wouldn't even get near!

"D-Generation-X" by Run DMC plays and Matthew Black strolls out from the GxW side ... the green and white pyro go off forming an "X" in the center of the ring. Matthew Black is dressed in the Ref gear and stands in the ring.

A disco ball appears on the CactusTron and purple and pink fireworks go off, Then Simmons' Swingers come out and start to gyrate and dance on the stage ... "King Of My World" by Saliva plays and Stevie "King Of Swing" Simmons walks out. He passes each girl by and slaps them on the ass. He starts to walk down the ring, confidently; and has the belt underneath the Leisure Suit that he wears. He gets in the ring, and hands the belt over to the ref.

voice: "I'm not awesome. I'm not great. I'm JUST PERFECT!"

Yellow and Blue pyro ... and Orange Fireworks go off, and "Perfect" by Simple Plan plays, out comes "Mr. Perfect Double A" Andrew Almeida, from the GxW side ... he slowly walks to the ring, like an arrogant snot. He jumps on the canvas, turns around to the fans, flips them the bird, then turns his butt around and slaps it, signifying "Kiss my ass". He mouths though ... "Kiss my PERFECT ass!"

MC: What a bastard this guy is!

SY: I like him, he's silly!

**Ding Ding**

MC: Perfect and Simmons lock up ... arm drag by Simmons to a armbar. Simmons with a couple of knees to the back. Perfect gets up ... elbows to the stomach of Simmons. Perfect breaks the hold ... Irish whip to the ropes ... PERFECT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEES. Perfect now working on the leg ... Perfect with a leglock ... Stevie is screaming in pain! Perfect lets go of the hold ... he jumps out of the ring and goes underneath. Perfect throws out a chair, a stop sign, two PLASTIC trash cans, a monkeywrench, a steel pipe, a PVC pipe, a paint can, rope, an old Playstation, a broomstick, an old Stereo Rack system, a pot, a carton of eggs, and finally he walks out with 2 packs of florescent tube lights; each pack as four. Perfect opens the first pack and pulls one of the lights out ...

BASH!

MC: STEVIE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AND THE LIGHT BULB EXPLODES IN PERFECTS FACE! The shards of glass spray onto Perfect's face! Simmons picks up another bulb ...

SMASH!!

MC: MY GOD! HE JUST SMASHED THE BULB ON THE BACK OF PERFECTS SKULL! PERFECT IS BLEEDING BAD!

SY: Wow. Simmons is an animal!

MC: Simmons picks up the stop sign

SMASH!

SY: BATTER UP! Yield to the force known as Disco.

MC: Simmons bashed that sign on Perfects forehead! Simmons picks up the wrench and the steel pipe. Holding both weapons in separate hands ...

BASH!
BASH!
SMASH!
BASH!


SY: ow.

SMASH!

MC: my god the carnage. Perfect is bleeding bad. Simmons is bloodied and smiling. The fans are in shock. Simmons is destroying Perfect. Systematically destroying him. Simmons grabs the pot ...

SMASH!

SY: Ow.

MC: Perfect with a low blow on Simmons using the broomstick. Perfect up using the broomstick like a cane. He grabs the PVC pipe.

SMASH!

SY: THE PERFECT PIPE CLEANER!

MC: Perfect with a baseball swing on Simmons. Perfect grabs the Playstation ...

SMASH!

SY: Play in your world ... live in ours ... Yo.

MC: Perfect in the middle of the ring places the two trash cans perpendicular to one another ... places the chair on top. Yang, It looks like a table.

SY: I don't know what this is.

MC: Nor do I. Perfect picks him up as the blood flows from Perfects' brow.

SMASH!

SY: Ouch.

BASH!

MC: THE END IS HERE TWICE ON THE CHAIR! PERFECT DID TWO OF THEM! PERFECT PICKS UP SIMMONS ... HE WRAPS THE ROPE AROUND SIMMONS NECK ... HE'S STRANGLING HIM! SIMMONS IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT ... THREE ELBOWS, BUT A NECKBREAKER USING THE ROPE, BY PERFECT! SIMMONS IS DOWN AS PERFECT IS STILL HOLDING ONTO HIM USING THE ROPE. SIMMONS IS REACHING FOR THE PAINT CAN ...

Bash!
Bash!
Bash!
Bash!


SY: Man this is sick.

MC: You tellin' me. Simmons with four brutal swings of the paint can on Perfects' forehead! Perfect is out of it now. Simmons picks up Perfect ...

SMASH!

SY: Wow.

MC: SWINGING SENSATION ON ONE OF THE TRASH CANS! PIN! 1..2..NO!

SY: How did Perfect kick out?

MC: Simmons is incensed ... SIXTIES SURGERY ON THE PACK OF FLORESCENT BULBS! PIN! 1..2..3!

David Legend: Winner and STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION ... STEVIE "KING OF SWING" SIMMONS!

MC: That was horrific.

SY: Worse than watching Faces of Death.

MC: We'll be right back as the ring crew cleans up the blood.

Commercial: Screen fades and the letters "WWA" appear and then the word ... Submission ... call your local cable subscriber.

"Down with the sickness" by Disturbed plays and Scott Stone walks out from the WWA CactusTron side ... as he reaches the ramp ... Orange and red pryo ... red fireworks. Stone walks to the ring and awaits the champ.

"Mirror's Reflection" by TapRoot plays and T-Bone walks out from the GxW Octatron. He's wearing his Project Mayhem hoodies and the TCA logo appears on the Octatron. He steps into the ring and flips the bird to everyone and mouths ... "Boo sheep Boo."

David Legend: This is an unsanctioned championship match. Therefore, the winner is the champ, but the loser can not challenge again for the belt till BattleBowl.

SY: HUH? Another CEO Advocate stipulation!

MC: I really dislike our owner.

SY: Ahh ... he's cool.

MC: You would.

SY: Hey ... you stole that from Jesse Black.

**Ding Ding**

MC: T-Bone and Stone lock up. Both the same height, but Stone with the weight advantage. Hip toss by Stone! T gets up and claps ... T and Stone lock up again ... T with a kick to the gut ... RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! T KNEELS AND STARTS TO POUND STONES FACE ... T PICKS UP STONE ... IRISH WHIP ... STONE DUCKS UNDER THE ATTEMPTED CLOTHESLINE ... T LEAPFROG OVER STONE ... TERMINAL VELOCITY! T JUST GORED THE CRAP OUT OF STONE! STONE IS DOWN GRABBING HIS RIBS ... T PICKS UP STONE ... CHOKESLAM! T IS IN TOTAL CONTROL! T picks up Stone again ... Irishwhip ... SPINEBUSTER BY T-BONE! STONE IS NOT MOUNTING ANY OFFENSE IN THE EARLY GOINGS ... Stone is grabbing his back. as T-Bone picks him up again ... Irsihwhip by T-Bone ... GUTBUSTER! PIN! 1...2..NO! Stone with a kickout. T-Bone gets up with a smile on his face. Picks up Stone ... FRONTFACELOCK INTO A FACEBUSTER!

SY: Stone is WAYYY OUT CLASSED IN THIS MATCH! He should just give up now.

MC: Stone thus far in his WWA career has never done that! T-Bone with a facelock on the mat. Stone is reaching for the ropes ... He got them! T-Bone lets go of the hold, but not before getting three shots in the back with his foot first! Stone gets up slowly ... Knee to Stone's face! Stone is down again. T-Bone kicks Stone out of the ring. Stone is getting up, as T-Bone gets out of the ring. Stone is up ... T-Bone with a right ... Stone blocks and lets loose with a right of his own and connects. T with another right ... Stone blocks again and again hits T with a right of his own! Now Stone with consecutive rights to T's face! Stone is forcing T back to the ring steps ... BULLDOG ON THE STEPS! T-BONE IS DOWN! STONE ROLLS IN THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT. STONE IS NOW WORKING ON T-BONE ... BIG BOOT ON T-BONE. LEG DROP FROM THE CANVAS BY STONE. STONE IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES ... ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ...

CRASH!

SY: HAHAHAHA!

MC: Stone missed, and T-Bone is slow to get up.

SY: He unleashed the beast!

MC: T-bone with vicious rights to Stone's head! Picks up Stone ... Irishwhip into the guardrail! Followed by TERMINAL VELOCITY! HE HIT IT SO HARD THAT THE GUARDRAIL BROKE FROM ITS MOORINGS ... BOTH MEN ARE SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR! REF WITH THE TEN COUNT ... T-BONE IS UP, HE PICKS UP STONE ... LOW BLOW BY STONE ... STONECUTTER FROM NOWHERE! PIN! BUT HE CAN'T PIN OUTSIDE! STONE PICKS UP T-BONE AND THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING ... STONE WAITS FOR T-BONE TO GET UP ... IRISHWHIP ... GORE WITH AUTHORITY! PICKS UP T-BONE ... STONECUTTER! PIN! 1...2...3! MY GOD ... WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP?

SY: Oh no.

David Legend: Your winner and NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ... SCOTT STONE!