**The lights go out in Blitz Arena.

"Weak and Powerless" by A Perfect Circle plays and then Red and Green Pyro fire off. Orange and Red fireworks blast off and explode above the ring.

"Three Libra’s" by A Perfect Circle plays and out come Micheal Cole. He walks down the ramp and gets to the announcers table. All the while high fiving the fans.

"People=Sh*t" plays and out strolls Sam Yang. He flips the bird to everyone and strolls with an arrogance to the announcers table. The WWA fans throw beer and objects at him, but he doesn't care.

MC: Welcome fans to Akron, Ohio! The Official Blitz Arena and WWA headquarters!

SY: Cole is a kiss ass.

MC: Tonight we have the end of the Zero Hour Tourney. This is where all the marbles will be laid!

SY: More like diggleberries.

MC: Well, lets see how we got here.

**Footage of the past two WWA Fusions are shown**

MC: And now we are at this point.

SY: Look Cole. I have to take a sh*t and I really can't help you with this match.

MC: You should have thought of that before you came out here.

"Can't Believe" by Staind blares and out comes Mark Rowley ... he walks to the ring; he gets in and holds his hands high.

"Alive" by Godsmack plays and out comes to a rousing ovation ... Stormcat. He gets in the ring and red pyro fires off one by one as he makes his way to the ring.

MC: This should be a good match up ... Sam?

SY: ...

MC: They tie up ... Stormcat with the height and weight advantage; hip tosses Rowley to the mat. SC standing above MR ... picks up Rowley ... kick to the gut ... REVERSE ACE CRUSHER(belly-to-belly position, locks head to shoulder, Rowley falls head first; while 'Cat falls on his back: reverse Stone Cold Stunner)! 'Cat picks up Rowley ... side knee to Mark ... PALM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF MARK'S HEAD! 'CAT PICKS UP ROWLEY ... DVD ... STILL HOLDING ONTO ROWLEYS ARM ... SWINGS AROUND AND HAS ROWLEY IN AN ARMBAR! ROWLEY REACHING FOR THE ROPES ... GRABS THEM! ROWLEY GETS UP SLOWLY ... BICYCLE KICK BY 'CAT ... GRABS ROWLEYS FALLING HEAD ... BULLDOG! 'CAT PICKS UP ROWLEY AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER ... BIG BOOT TO THE FACE ... EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ... KICK TO THE GUT ... PICKS UP ROWLEY AND PLACES HIM ON THE TOP ROPE ... 'CAT CLIMBS TO THE SECOND AND PUTS HIS BACK TO ROWLEY ... PICKS HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD ... JUMPS ... SECOND ROPE THUNDER BOMB! PIN! 1..2..3!

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... STORMCAT!!!

SY: I'm back what'd I miss?

MC: Anyway ... The next match is the Hardcore Division ...

"Superbeast" plays and out comes Kevin Smash ... Krista Grube is beside him.

"There's only one way to rock" plays and out comes Slash Stevens. His two ladies are not with him ... He stands on top of the stage as white Pyro falls on him ...

voice: THANK YOU!

MC: Slash walking to the ring ... wait who's that behind him?

BASH!

MC: SPYDER HIT SLASH WITH A VICIOUS BAT SWING! KEVIN RUNS DOWN TO FACE SPYDER, BUT IS MET WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY LOKI! LOKI AND SPYDER WORKING ON KEVIN SMASH AND SPYDER! CASHDOGG RUNS DOWN TO THE RING ... AND ATTACKS SPYDER ... CLOTHESLINE TO SPYDER ... BIG BOOT TO LOKI! CASHDOGG IS HELPING SMASH UP. BUT WAIT ... TASKMASTER COMES OUT FROM THE CROWDS! ... TWO TASKMASTERS? CASHDOGG IS ATTACKED BY TASKMASTER ONE! TASKMASTER TWO ATTACKS SPYDER!

SY: Where the hell are they coming from?

MC: TARGET-LOCK ON CASHDOGG! THE BRIG ON SPYDER ... DOUBLE MESSHALL ON LOKI! STO ON SLASH! TASKMASTER ONE THEN JUMPS BACK OVER THE BARRICADE AND DISAPPEARS ... SMASH IS UP AND CRAWLS OVER TO A DOWNED SLASH ... 1..2..NO! SPYDER WITH THE BREAKUP .. WEB OF DECEPTION ON SMASH! THE PAYOFF ON LOKI! SLASH ... GETS BACK INTO THE RING ... THEN ROLLS OUT THE OTHERSIDE AND DISAPPEARS UNDERNEATH THE RING. SMASH IS TAPPING!

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... SPYDER!

MC: BUT ITS CONTINUING ... CASHDOGG WITH A SUPERKICK TO SPYDER! CD WITH THE PIN ... 1..2..3!

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... CASHDOGG! CASHDOGG TURNS AROUND ...

WHOOSH!

MC: MY GOD ... SLASH WITH AN AEROSOL CAN AND A LIGHTER! SLASH SMILES ... CASHDOGG IS ON FIRE!

WHOOSH!

SY: SO IS SPYDER AND SMASH!

MC: I have no idea about the rules anymore ...

TOSS

SMASH!

MC: TASKMASTER TOSSED A CHAIR TO LOKI AND HE CAUGHT IT ... THEN GOT GORED WITH THE CHAIR! LOKI IS DOWN COUGHING UP BLOOD ... SLASH IS UP ... SUPERKICK TO A RUNNING SPYDER ... FOLLOWED BY A HEEL KICK! SPYDER IS OUT OF THE RING! ASAI MOONSAULT ON LOKI! SMASH IS UP AND HAS SLASH IN A FULL-NELSON ... FULL-NELSON POWERBOMB! SMASH WITH THE PIN ... BUT IS YANKED OUT OF THE RING BY SPYDER ... LOKI GETS OUT OF THE RING AND WALKS TO THE BACK ... BUT IS ATTACKED BY TASKMASTER TWO! SHARPSHOOTER ON LOKI ... TM LETS GO OF THE MOVE ... TASKMASTER TWO PICKS UP LOKI ... UNION PIN OFF THE STAGE! MEANWHILE, SMASH IS BACK IN THE RING ... DROP TOE HOLD BY SLASH ... BOSTON CRAB ON SMASH! SPYDER IS BACK IN THE RING ... REVERB ON SPYDER AND AGAIN SPYDER IS OUT! SLASH TURNS AROUND ... DUCKS AN ATTEMPTED CLOTHESLINE ... KICK TO THE KNEE ... PALM STRIKE TO THE FACE OF SMASH! SMASH IS OUT! SLASH PICKS UP THE LEGS OF SMASH ... TORTURER CRAB, BUT HE DIDN'T SIT ... WALKING CRAB! SMASH IS TAPPING!

DL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... SLASH STEVENS!

**Cactustron flickers**

CEO: That's enough! The match is over and Slash wins. This is total chaos ... I love it. Starting after the PPV ... the hardcore title is a 24/7 belt. Anything goes and anything will.

**PPV break**

MC: AFTER that flurry of matches ... we are back for the next two ...

SY: ... yeah.

"Black Seeds of Vengence" by Nile and out come Aaron Matthews ... green and yellow pyro fire off the ramp ... he walks into the ring and the boos and objects start to fly!

Two girls appear on the stage they start to gyrate and jiggle ... a disco ball appears on the CactusTron ... then it slowly eases on up and the skyline of Las Vegas appears ...

voice: OWWWWW ... HAVE MERCY!

"King Of my World" by Saliva plays ... STEVIE "King Of Swing" SIMMONS APPEARS AND STANDS WITH HANDS RAISED HIGH! THE CROWD GOES BALLISTIC ... HE THEN WALKS DOWN WITH A SWAGER ... HE GETS IN AND BOTH STEVIE AND AARON FACE OFF ...

**Ding Ding**

SY: great ... the damn bell.

MC: STEVIE'S EYES ARE WIDE OPEN ... AARON WITH AN EYE POKE AND STEVIE IS HOLDING HIS FACE! AARON WITH AN EVENFLOW DDT! STEVIE IS BACK UP ... AND BACK DOWN WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE BY AARON! AARON NOW ON TOP WITH A FLAGRANT CHOKE! REF COUNTS ... AT FOUR AARON STOPS, THEN STARTS AGAIN! STEVIE POWERS OUT OF IT ... STEVIE WITH A FINGER POKE TO AARON'S ADAM'S APPLE!

SY: Cheating bastard!

MC: AARON GASPS FOR AIR ... SNAP SUPLEX BY STEVIE! STEVIE SPRINGS OF THE ROPES ... RUNNING LEG DROP! STEVIE IS UP AGAIN ... SPRINGS OFF THE OPPOSING ROPES ... STANDING MOONSAULT! AARON IS GRABBING HIS RIBS ... STEVIE PICKS HIM UP ... GUT-WRENCH POWERBOMB WITH A JACKKNIFE PIN! 1..2..NO! STEVIE PICKS UP AARON ... KICK TO THE GUT ... EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ... SWINGING SENSA ... NO! AARON REVERSES IT ... INTO A TORNADO DDT! STEVIE IS DOWN! AARON IS UP SHAKING HIS COBWEBS ... STEVIE IS UP ON ONE KNEE ... AARON GRABS THE HAIR ... CAREER KILLER! PIN! 1..2..NO! STEVIE WITH HIS ARM UP ...

SY: The hell?

MC: Stevie is resilient! AARON WITH ANOTHER CAREER KILLER! PIN! 1..2..NO! AARON AGAIN GOING FOR A THIRD CAREER KILLER, BUT STEVIE REVERSES ...SWINGING SENSATION OUT OF NOWHERE! STEVIE IS UP ... THAT LOOK IN HIS EYES ARE BACK! AARON IS UP ...

WHOOO!

MC: THAT CHOP DID NOT PHASE STEVIE ... DOUBLE ARM CHOKE! BALDO BOMB! STEVIE KIPS UP ... GRABS AARON’S LEGS ... CATAPULT AND AARON’S FACES SMACKS ON THE TURNBUCKLE ... SWINGING SENSATION! PIN! 1,,2,,NO!

SY: Aaron has testicular fortitude!

MC: Right ... AARON BLOCKS AN ATTEMPTED KICK ... AND KICKS STEVIE INSTEAD! PICKS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB, BUT SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ... THEN TURNS AROUND UNDERNEATH ... AND ATOMIC DROPS STEVIE ... THEN PICKS HIM UP ... CAREER KILLER! PIN! 1..2..3!

SY: HOLY SH*T!

DL: Here is Your winner ... Aaron Matthews!

MC: I would have never thought HE would beat "The Sycho-Freak"!

SY: huh?

"Money" by Pink Floyd plays and out comes ... "The Perfect" David Diamond with "The Perfect" Nibbles. He gets in the ring as the white pyro fires off on the stage and ring! He gets in the ring and swings around so his robe flutters ... He stops ...

SY: WHAT A JACKASS ... HE'S DIZZY!

"Down with the sickness" plays and out walks Scott Stone ... he walks to the ring and his white pyro blasts the stage ... He just stands there. He looks up and walks to the ring. He gets in and waves Diamond back ... as he climbs the turnbuckles!

MC: This should be a good one.

SY: The hell is Diamond doing?

MC: He's consulting "Mr. Nibbles".

SY: But Nibbles is a damn hamster!

MC: Stone and Diamond lock up ... STONE WITH A hip toss ... Diamond rolls out of it and looks at his hands ...

SY: WHAT THA F**!

MC: I don't know either. He appears to be talking to them ... Stone RUNS UP AND TURNS HIM AROUND ... STONE WITH THREE LEFTS AND TWO RIGHTS! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY STONE! DIAMOND IS DOWN, BUT Nibbles runs over to him ... Stone picks up the hamster and stuffs it down his pants! DIAMOND LOOKS UP AND IS NOW PISSED! DIAMOND WITH A LOWBLOW! AND STONE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!

SY: DAMN THE RODENT! IT'S BITING HIS #$*%!

MC: Diamond with an ATOMIC DROP ... FOLLOWED BY A BULLDOG! THE HAMSTER RUNS OUT FROM STONES PANTS ... DIAMOND PICKS UP THE RAT ... TALKS TO IT AND HIS HANDS ... BACKKICK TO A RUNNING STONE! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! DIAMOND IS UP ... AND PICKS UP STONE .... FALL AWAY NECKBREAKER! DIAMOND NOW ON TOP OF STONE ... STARTS TO POUND HIM ... AFTER THE FOURTH STRIKE .... DIAMOND LOOKS AT HIS HANDS ... SAYS SOMETHING TO THEM, THEN PUNCHES STONES FACE WITH BOTH HANDS! ALL THE WHILE ... NIBBLES IS BITING HIS ANKLES! DIAMOND IS UP ... STANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLES ... RAISES HIS FISTS IN THE AIR ... THE CROWD THEN SEES THAT HE DREW FACES ON HIS LEFT AND RIGHT HANDS!

SY: WHAT A F***ING CRACK ADDICT! WHERE THE HELL DID ADVO FIND THIS NUTJOB?

MC: DIAMOND IS BACK DOWN ... TURNS AROUND AND GETS A FACE FULL OF BOOT! STONE LEVELED DIAMOND WITH A BIG BOOT(ala Test)! DIAMOND IS DOWN! NIBBLES IS AT DIAMONDS EAR ... STONE PICKS UP DIAMOND ... STONECUTTER! STONE LIFTS HIS LEFT HAND AND DOES THE "DONE" MOTION ... PICKS UP DIAMOND AGAIN ... THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER ... VADER SPLASH ... THREE FOREARM SHOTS ... LIFTS UP DIAMOND TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ... STONE IS UP AS WELL ... SUPER-STONECUTTER! STONE IS REELING IN PAIN ... BUT PINS DIAMOND ... 1..2..3!

DL: Here is YOUR WINNER ... SCOTT STONE!

MC: WAIT ... WHO'S THAT?

**A mystery man runs out from the crowd and into the ring ... he attacks Stone from behind!**

SY: Looks like someone, but his face is masked!

MC: The man irishwhips Stone into the corner hard! POWERBOMB ON DIAMOND! CARTWHEEL ELBOWSMASH TO STONE! THE MAN TOSSES STONE OUT OF THE RING! THE MAN JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE ... ELBOW DROP ON STONE! THE MAN GETS UP AND LIFTS STONE ... IRISHWHIP TO THE STEEL STEPS! STONE IS DOWN BLEEDING! THE MAN PICKS UP STONE ... IRISHWHIP TO THE BARRICADES ... STINGER SPLASH ... THREE CHOPS ... RESTS STONES HEAD ON HIS .... shoulders ... TARGET-LOCK ON THE STEEL STEPS! STONE'S HEAD IS BLEEDING BAD! THE MAN RIPS OFF HIS MASK ...

SY: HOLY FLYING F***ING SH*T! ITS F***ING HUNTER!

MC: HUNTER GOES TO THE RING ANNOUNCERS TABLE AND PULLS OUT. WHAT LOOKS LIKE A COOLER ... with "Hard By Nature" written on it ... he pulls out a can of Budwiser and pours it on Stone! HE PULLS OUT A CASE AND STARTS OPENING THEM ALL ONE BY ONE AND POURING THEM ON STONE!